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The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 248,414 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 9,490 - Follows: 11,073 - Updated: 12/13/2024 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
In the Bleak Midwinter by TheLoud reviews
After escaping from Merope in London and fleeing back to Little Hangleton, Tom Riddle had thought he was free of witches. He wasn't expecting yet another witch to turn up on his doorstep. This one seems different, but she too smells of Amortentia. Can he trust her when she tells him that she has brought him his baby from a London orphanage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 308,822 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 10/27/2024 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Hermione G., Tom R. Sr., Mary R., Thomas R.
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 169 - Words: 1,483,847 - Reviews: 20123 - Favs: 21,406 - Follows: 23,046 - Updated: 10/19/2024 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 577 - Words: 1,494,495 - Reviews: 54937 - Favs: 10,211 - Follows: 11,711 - Updated: 10/15/2024 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,326 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 8,194 - Updated: 5/5/2024 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 223,563 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 5,029 - Updated: 11/20/2023 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Weeping Angel by impossibleleaf reviews
The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries sent Harry to the late 19th century. Stuck in this farce of home, who can he really rely on? And should he really trust this Albus Dumbledore? Harry swore he was going to go back to 1996 and save his friends and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened. But how? At what price? And what will be left of him in the end? HP/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 215,259 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/21/2023 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Harry P., Albus D.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 8/6/2023 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,110 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 5,612 - Updated: 2/18/2023 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Blood Crest by Cauchy reviews
Nine-year-old Harry accidentally apprentices himself to a necromancer. Things go downhill from there. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings. Rating is for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 67 - Words: 613,374 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 9/6/2022 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., OC
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 71,295 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 7/21/2022 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 12,575 - Follows: 6,092 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Wizard's Guide to 'Banking' by Bakuraptor reviews
The problem: muggleborns face terrible discrimination, Voldemort has this awful habit of killing them whenever he gets the chance, and the situation's only getting worse. The solution: Find safety in numbers - and if the numbers don't exist yet, find a way to make them, even if you knock the wizarding world on its head on the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 4/6/2022 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC, Amelia B.
The Crack Pot by maschl reviews
My collection of silly HP one-shots. Mostly HHr. Now with Chapter 5: "Do You Know Who?": During their first meeting, Hagrid didn't want to speak of the past and only told Harry that he's famous because of "you know who". But Harry doesn't know who. During his first trip on the Hogwarts Express, he tries to find out more. This turns out to be much more difficult than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/22/2022 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Random Rambles of a Wondering Wanderer by HeatherSub reviews
Prompts, challenges, and ideas turned into short stories. Cleaned up with a few grammar apps, but none are edited. Expect lots of humor, including some rather dark tones, along with a helping of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/17/2022 - Published: 12/9/2019
A Simple Act of Vengeance by Frickles reviews
Harry Potter found a loving home after escaping his relatives, but the wizarding world he's dragged into turned out to be anything but magical. Power, fame, and glory may not bring happiness, but they might just be enough to right the wrongs inflicted upon him. The sequel, Wrath and Remorse, is published on this site.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 356,425 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 1/1/2022 - Published: 4/3/2020 - Harry P., Neville L., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chrysalis by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 241,474 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 11/26/2021 - Published: 12/18/2016
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,393 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 10,261 - Follows: 7,742 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrath and Remorse by Frickles reviews
The road to retribution always had only one exit. Harry Potter, determined to find redemption, sets out to correct the mistakes he inflicted onto the world, unaware that the repercussions of his revenge have already manifested themselves in ways that would shake the entire world to its foundation. Sequel to A Simple Act of Vengeance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,442 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/12/2021 - Published: 12/17/2020 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L., Daphne G.
Intensity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Silence lay over the old, proud houses of Grimmauld Place. People were either away over the school holidays, or inside avoiding the heat. The only people left outdoors were a couple - the man tall, the woman pink-haired - who were standing in the park opposite Number 12, throwing sticks to a pair of large black dogs. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate", "Identity", and "Impose".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 303,057 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 8/9/2021 - Published: 4/11/2018 - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,141 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 6/17/2021 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
The Imposter Complex by Notus Oren reviews
Tom Riddle escapes at the end of Chamber of Secrets, and is quite surprised to find that nothing about the future is as he ever thought it would be. Soon, Tom finds himself on a globe-spanning quest to follow the path his forebear blazed and perhaps, at the end, to put a stop to him once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,437 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 6/2/2021 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Sirius B., Tom R. Jr., Avery
Honey and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
Everyone knew Matilda was a rather extraordinary child, but even she didn't know she was a witch. Matilda Honey receives her Hogwarts letter in the year of the Triwizard Tournament, and soon, she will leave her unique mark on the magical world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Matilda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,718 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 7/29/2020 - Harry P., Cedric D., Matilda W., Miss. Honey - Complete
Draco Malfoy meets a Dark Lord by DrinkCocoa reviews
AU! Young Draco Malfoy visits the zoo on the same day as the Dursleys and Harry. Draco notices Harry talking to a snake, and the blond boy is convinced that he met the next Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,787 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/6/2021 - Published: 3/30/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Lucius M.
Harry Potter and the Physical Adept by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 2 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language, graphic violence and sexual content. Dumbledore bashing, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,329 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 4/1/2021 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Norberta - Complete
A Price to Pay by High Pot In Noose reviews
Sequel to The Price is Right. It's not all fun and games being a wealthy orphan. I mean, yeah, Harry didn't have to deal with the Dursleys any longer, and lots of pocket money was great, but if someone could hold his hand while a monster was apparently on the loose? That'd be even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 4,080 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
A Brief History of Greco-Roman Magic by Kingsonne reviews
An in-universe magical history of Rome, with an aside on Greece. Written as by a British Wizarding Historian and Magical Theorist. Connecting muggle mythology, government, and history with the Harry Potter Universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2020
The Granger Principle by Starfox5 reviews
It seemed like a routine assignment for CI5 officers Ron Weasley and Harry Potter: Investigate a physicist who had caught the attention of some unsavoury elements. Little did they know that Dr Hermione Granger would turn out to have more secrets than Ron would have thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 541,220 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 6/15/2019 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lord Hermione? by ALRYM reviews
There was no troll in the girls bathroom in 1991. Hermione found no friends that night. Therefore the brightest witch of her age is on a perilous path. Because with magic it is so very true that knowledge is power. But is it also true that power corrupts? Will the only daughter of two dentists become the third Dark Lord that rises in Dumbledore's lifetime?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 191,610 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 3,798 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Dark Lord's Not Dead! He's Resting! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In the depths of Azkaban, Sirius taunts Bellatrix over her faith in her Lord's survival. She doesn't quite get the joke. (Monty Python ripoff: Dead Parrot!Voldemort. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2020 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Turn in Time Saves Nine by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Prisoner of Azkaban alternate ending. When they meet Sirius Black in the Shrieking Shack, instead of getting caught, Hermione grabs Harry and Time-Turns them away. Just like Dumbledore asked her to at the start of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 240 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Drinking Buddies by MisguidedPenguin reviews
Harry Potter and Tom Riddle have always been more alike than either are willing to admit. A cracky one-shot of seven days over seven years when the Golden Boy and the Dark Lord put aside their differences and grab a pint together. Prompt by u/PhantomShinobi21 on Reddit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/28/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4360 - Favs: 7,199 - Follows: 8,216 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,564 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 5,739 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4605 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 4,197 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 5,960 - Follows: 6,767 - Updated: 4/24/2020 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3980 - Favs: 8,476 - Follows: 10,940 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Exercise in Worldbuilding by Kingsonne reviews
Muggleborn Ravenclaw Terry Cline has enjoyed worldbuilding ever since he used to stay up late to watch his dad DM for a group playing in his homebrew world. After his third year he created a post on a worldbuilding forum describing the magical world, and asking for peoples thoughts. The reaction he got was greater than he expected, and things might be spiraling out of his control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/10/2020 - Published: 3/5/2020 - OC
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 333 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Molly W. - Complete
Secret potions club by The madness in me reviews
Side story to Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lords Diary. Snape starts a secret potions club with himself, Luna Lovegood and the Weasley twins. Chaos Ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Severus S., George W., Luna L., Fred W.
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 4,517 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
Coven by Naidhe reviews
"The problem here, professor Dumbledore, is that you keep on wondering what my position on the board is. I started off as your pawn, then at some point I became a useful bishop; but suddenly you see yourself wondering if I might not just be the black queen." Hermione looked at him then, and smiled. "And what you don't realize is that we're not playing chess anymore." (Dark)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,464 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] [Pansy P., Luna L.]
Little Accio Potter by MeepNaysh reviews
Harry's naming sense strikes again. Slightly Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Pranking The Tournament by Acacia Vix reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,255 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 5,755 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Expellitournamentus! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 208 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
White to Move, Mate in Two by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. While spying on Voldemort in the Shrieking Shack, Harry gets an idea, and things change very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 218 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 8,572 - Follows: 4,602 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 7,662 - Follows: 7,995 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Unfogging the Future by Naidhe reviews
Lavender takes one step forward and – just like the snap of a finger, the blink of an eye, the drop of a pebble – Hogwarts is left behind. There's no jump, no flashes of light, no whirlwinds of disconnected images. Just one little step; behind stood her war and in front stands 1947. "Huh," she says to herself, "didn't see this in the tea leaves."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,079 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 7/23/2019 - [Lavender B., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Invincible by Darth Marrs reviews
"You are gathered here today because the world is going to end within the next three years," Hermione said succinctly. "But my husband, having died before, is in no hurry to do so again. We are here to try and save wizard kind itself." A Harry Potter/Battlestar Galactica Crossover, with a touch of 2012 fused in for the fun of it. Obviously not Epilogue Compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 140,082 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Parselmouth of Gryffindor by Achille Talon reviews
Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 274,382 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 10/9/2017
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 436 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Changes by SolarSolstice reviews
The thoughts of Albus Dumbledore in a changing world. ONE-SHOT. AU. OCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2019 - Albus D. - Complete
The Trial of Gilderoy Lockhart by Sakubato reviews
In the caves below Hogwarts, Gilderoy Lockhart tried to stun Harry and Ron before obliviating them. The spell backfired, the cave collapsed, Harry beat the basilisk, and now they've returned to the school with a stunned Lockhart no one is quite sure what to do with. Enter a newly unpetrified Hermione Granger. Not only did the ponce try to attack her Harry, he LIED in a BOOK...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 268 - Published: 7/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Teleportation Technology by SolarSolstice reviews
A short conversation between a Wizard bartender and Muggle patron. Has a few clichés. Set Post-Epilogue. OCs. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2019 - Complete
Broken by SolarSolstice reviews
In where Ron decides his dignity is more important than a date with Hermione. AU. 6th year. ONE-SHOT. Based on a Reddit comment by Bleepbloopbotz2, and a post by jakky567.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/22/2019 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret of Atlantis by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Having been raised by his tomb raiding aunt, Harry Potter had known early on that he'd follow in her footsteps and become a Curse-Breaker, discovering and exploring old tombs full of lost knowledge and treasure. But he and his two best friends might have underestimated just how dangerous the wrong sort of knowledge and treasure could be. Sequel to "Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 242,552 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 11/3/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
True Form by TheLoud reviews
Since Ron got a new owl, it's only fair that Ginny gets her own pet. She adopts a big black dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/27/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 274 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Lightsaber by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
A childhood love, combined with magical experimentation, and a determination to see his project brought to life. This was all it took to change the world...forever. (A/N: Based on numerous reviews, 'suspension of belief' is evidently required to enjoy this story)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,879 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Dudley D. - Complete
Compliant by jlluh reviews
Hermione asks Harry for helping learning to break the Imperius Curse. Truths are spoken and forgotten. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,398 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
We Are Many by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
After growing concerned about some of his political decisions, Hermione decides to confront Minister for Magic Harry Potter, fifteen years after Voldemort's defeat. All she can hope is that she's overreacting, and that her worries are unfounded. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 4,658 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Annals of Arithmancy by White Squirrel reviews
Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,813 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Hermione Granger loves reading Matilda by TinyFox2 reviews
As soon as Hermione Granger read Matilda, she had to try moving things with her mind. Oneshot. (currently. If I get bullied into continuing I will do so.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Matilda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 8/31/2018
A day off for the Defense Professor by user1444 reviews
For some reason or another Junior Auror Arjun Altunay rather annoyed Professor Quirrell while at the DMLE, enough that his death was warranted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2019 - Complete
Blitz by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. In an alternate history where the Blitz lasted a few months longer in London, the young Tom Riddle's life takes a very different turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
Me Without My TARDIS by potterlad81 reviews
During the battle in the Department of Mysteries things go very wrong. An errant spell changes things far more than anyone could've imagined. Despite the title, this is NOT a Dr. Who crossover fic. Updated Chapter 12 to remove formatting error.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,231 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 609 - Published: 2/28/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Fleamont P. - Complete
The Phoenix Grimoire by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter found that the spells he was learning in books did not quite do the job. So he recruited the three smartest witches he knew and set them loose. The Wizarding World will never be the same. A collection of loosely connected one-shots focused on ridiculous spell ideas and the little-known dangers of fooling around with Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Astoria G.
Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents by ZebJeb reviews
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Hermione G., Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 321 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 296 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
So How Can I Weaponize This? by longherin reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Received a polish pass on 1/27/2023. No story beats have been changed, just tightening up a few loose bolts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,961 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
When Hermione read Matilda by fantasys-dance reviews
8 year old Hermione Granger always suspected she was different, but she never had proof. Then she turned 9 and her parents gave her Matilda for her birthday, and she found someone just like her. Someone smart. Someone picked on. Someone who could do things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Hermione G. - Complete
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
For Lack of a Bezoar by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Canon Divergence from HBP. When Harry fails to save Ron's life in Slughorn's office, he and Hermione are thrust into a search for answers. But the path is thornier than either of them could have possibly imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,757 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lady Thief by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Framed as a thief and expelled from Hogwarts in her second year, her family ruined by debts, many thought they had seen the last of her. But someone saw her potential, as well as a chance for redemption - and Hermione Granger was all too willing to become a lady thief if it meant she could get her revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 625,619 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 7/29/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Mundungus F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Law by ZebJeb reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 310 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6191 - Favs: 20,282 - Follows: 16,863 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper by ZebJeb reviews
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 219 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Super Harry Versus The Triwizard Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6629 - Favs: 15,300 - Follows: 17,830 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Things in Common by Colubrina reviews
Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,851 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Method Of Rationalization by CanThisBeWrongYesYesItCan reviews
Petula married a biochemist instead of that irrational Surdley, and then everything went to Potter. A certain well-known fanfiction gets mustaches drawn all over it. Rated M out of an abundance of caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7254 - Favs: 8,118 - Follows: 8,861 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Realignment by PuzzleSB reviews
The year is 1943. The Chamber lies unopened and Grindlewald roams unchecked. Neither Tom Riddle nor Albus Dumbledore is satisfied with the situation. Luckily when Hogwarts is attacked they'll both have other things to worry about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,230 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 8,312 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Bank Account by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if there was one Person in Little Whinging that didn't simply believe the stories about Harry that Petunia and Vernon told their neighbours, but actually looked to see what was going on. What if that Person acted, to at least give Harry some justice for what he had to endure there? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 742 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 5,295 - Follows: 4,997 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Ouroboros by BrilliantLady reviews
The first time Harry became a snake slithering through a forest, he thought he was dreaming. But he soon realised that in fact he was switching bodies with a magic snake. A very special snake who swiftly became his childhood friend – for when he came back to Privet Drive after body-swapping things were always better for him. Harry & Voldemort friendship, pre-Hogwarts, Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Seven Voldemorts by vuarapuung reviews
There was a reason the Sorting Hat didn't put Harry Potter in Hufflepuff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Interview with Director Potter by InquisitorCOC reviews
20 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the Director of Magical Law Enforcement, Harry Potter, reflects on the past, the present, and the future in this exclusive interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Just How Can a Computer Do Magic? ! by Quatermass reviews
("Is Your Great-Aunt an AI!" sequel) GLaDOS has learned how to do magic, and is going to be teaching at Hogwarts. And it's just as well, for a plot is afoot to cause trouble at Hogwarts. Can a genius, if insane, computer and her great-nephew Harry stop things from spiralling out of control? Or will the beast of the Chamber of Secrets thwart even GLaDOS and Harry?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 3/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS
Impose by MarauderLover7 reviews
It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 205,927 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 10,959 - Follows: 3,982 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
A Nasty Common Name by littlewhitecat reviews
Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 332 - Published: 1/3/2018
Lowering the Veil by Bakuraptor reviews
When Ron's called out, for the fourth time that month, to investigate a potential breach of the Statute, he's expecting a wizard on the lash, perhaps, or an enchantment gone awry. What he ends up encountering is rather less benign.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 5,556 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Whelped by Casscade reviews
Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 187 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Warren by Xelan reviews
I keep getting attacked by plot bunnies. When I'm not being actively mauled by plot bunnies, this is where they reside. Perhaps one day, a lucky bunny will be spunky enough to become a plot rabbit. Rating bumped up for ch. 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Quarrel Most Unnatural by Thomas M Riddle reviews
A mysterious letter arrives at the desk of Albus Dumbledore. Sequel to "Ill Met By Moonlight." AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2017
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 284 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 12,381 - Follows: 14,468 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 7,226 - Follows: 8,742 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
The Tinkerer by wickwynn reviews
The Dursley family, who valued normalcy above all else, would of course never dream of keeping their orphan nephew in a cupboard, or of making a spectacle of him. That isn't to say they wanted to spend all of their time and money on him, however. From the salvage of broken toys and unwanted junk, left alone to his own devices, Harry built dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 195,755 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 19,830 - Follows: 10,929 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Discovering His Roots by sbmcneil reviews
A school assignment makes Harry realize how little he knows about his family. One simple letter asking for more information opens a whole new world for Harry. A professor from his parents' school introduces him to the wizarding world and helps him discover his roots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4510 - Favs: 9,045 - Follows: 5,523 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Lord Herod by BrilliantLady reviews
It was foretold that a child born at the end of July would be his downfall. Lord Voldemort didn't want to take any chances as to whom the prophecy could apply to. Malfoy POV, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 333 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
The Old One-Two by Andrius reviews
Dudley's training makes a difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Power Of The Brick by Haugh Wards reviews
When Dolores Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry Potter she expected everything to go well. However when Harry can't find his wand during the attack, he tries something else on the Dementors, changing the future of the impending war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 640 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
Making Lemonade by Dayja reviews
Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Two Things by The Divine Comedian reviews
Harry is only four years old and the Dursleys are already mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,321 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 9,329 - Follows: 5,845 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Exile by bennybear reviews
After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,697 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 22,955 - Follows: 16,846 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 5,623 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Avatar's Return by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 618 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
A Moment of Choice by BrilliantLady reviews
The four Marauders discuss their planned electives for third year, and Peter seeks advice to make his choice that will affect the future course of his life. They also earn their nickname, thanks to James. Marauder's Era, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Walked on Water by Starfox5 reviews
AU. From the deepest abyss of the sea, a new menace rises to threaten Wizarding Britain. And three scarred people are called up once again to defend a country that seems torn between praising and condemning them for saving it the first time. Inspired by concepts from Kantai Collection and similar games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7332 - Favs: 16,741 - Follows: 12,409 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Mr. Granger - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 5,507 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Minerva's Little Adventure by SingularOddities reviews
AU. Minerva has a task to compete, one she had forgotten about. With the students due back in the castle she is running out of time to get it done. Then of course, things go a little sideways. Part of the timeline for Escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The World of The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
A series of one-shots in the Animagus-Verse showing the state of the magical world at the time of Voldemort's return. Some brace for war, while for others, life goes on. A bridge between The Accidental Animagus and Animagus at War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Complete
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 6,042 - Follows: 4,382 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 11,186 - Follows: 9,062 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Lord Never Died by Starfox5 reviews
Voldemort was defeated on Halloween 1981, but Lucius Malfoy faked his survival to take over Britain in his name. Almost 20 years later, the Dark Lord returns to a very different Britain - but Malfoy won't give up his power. And Dumbledore sees an opportunity to deal with both. Caught up in all of this are two young people on different sides.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,592 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7873 - Favs: 10,911 - Follows: 8,222 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 7,506 - Follows: 6,821 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Out of Bounds by BrilliantLady reviews
Fred and George Weasley saw the name "Forbidden Forest" as a cute advisory warning to be disregarded. Certainly they weren't going to pay any more attention to Dumbledore's warning threat of a "very painful death" for trespassers in the forbidden corridor. Time to give the challenges there a try! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/16/2016 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 400 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 8,131 - Follows: 5,683 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Patron by Starfox5 reviews
In an Alternate Universe where muggleborns are a tiny minority and stuck as third-class citizens, formally aligning herself with her best friend, the famous boy-who-lived, seemed a good idea. It did a lot to help Hermione's status in the exotic society of a fantastic world so very different from her own. And it allowed both of them to fight for a better life and better Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 542,678 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Aberforth D. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 7,836 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Dementor Dave's Job Hunt by longherin reviews
Someone explain to me why I actually went ahead with this. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter, Magic Programmer by FasiahTheHeavenChild reviews
Harry Potter, with rare mathematical and scientific genius, discovers his own unique brand of magic that operates on a completely different paradigm from everyone else in the wizarding world. Having gained both friends and enemies, he prepares to fight against a mysterious and dangerous organization that attacked him without provocation. -Heavy AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,162 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Harry P., OC
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3988 - Favs: 12,420 - Follows: 11,281 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 184 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Ronald Weasley vs The Sorting Hat by BrilliantLady reviews
Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hagrid Ruins Everything by BrilliantLady reviews
Hagrid really was a poor choice as someone to introduce Harry to the wizarding world – Harry was very unimpressed with his drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 270 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 1,349 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Mark Watney and the Martian Dragon Sanctuary by Othalla reviews
Mark Watney is, apparently, not the first human to colonize Mars. gen but pre Mark Watney/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., M. Watney - Complete
What Was Your Plan? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 256 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 272 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Runs Into An Old Muggle Classmate by LumosSword134 reviews
One-Shot. Harry runs into a an old Muggle classmate from primary school while out in London with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 450 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 6,719 - Follows: 2,146 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
The Owl Sketch by IDK2391 reviews
Harry just wanted a new Owl.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Complete
Truly Magical by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Magic was a wonderful thing. Magic was a terrible thing. Both statements were true. No one knew that better than Hermione. And her only wish was the wonder of Magic would never leave the heart of her best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' by VivyPotter reviews
These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 7,554 - Follows: 4,873 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
The Boy Who Could Not Die by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Courtroom 10 by The Great Wizard Qui Quae Quod reviews
Something unexpected happens at Harry's hearing. A series of unrelated one shots.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
So What Is It Good For Anyway? by littlewhitecat reviews
Looking for a distraction from Sirius Black's death Harry decides to have a muggle adventure, but for that he needs money. Approaching Gringotts for a solution to his cash flow problem he's rather surprised when they give him a cheque book. What possible use is that?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Art of War by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
OoTP. Harry, Ron and Hermione realize that they're going to have to save their own lives - because no one else will. Turning to their own war plans, they create an inner circle and begin recruiting assassin, spies, ticking time bombs. A group of rag tag students will become an army. Can this give Harry the opening to defeat the Dark Lord? Inspired by Red Dawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,050 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Flora C. - Complete
A Good Teacher by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 2,019 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 6342 - Favs: 16,001 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
One-Eighth Of A Chance by Hyaroo reviews
Another "Voldemort Meets Discworld's Death" story. Written for the Spacebattles forum, shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/20/2015
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 11,646 - Follows: 8,104 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
To Boldly Go by Khyron42 reviews
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fic. After Harry saves the world, Mad-Eye Moody has one final mission to accomplish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Voldemort, Alastor M. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 5,923 - Follows: 2,153 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37346 - Favs: 31,660 - Follows: 22,973 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 380 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
Heap Coals of Fire on His Head by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After losing the war, being held prisoner by the Death Eaters, seeing her friends' lives ruined, and being sold to the highest bidder, Hermione finally embraces her Slytherin side and finds a way to take control of her life again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 129 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 8,647 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Prologue to a Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the prominent Death Eaters taken prisoners were tried and sentenced. But what happened to the rest of Voldemort's followers? What happened to the Snatchers and the others who did his bidding in the Ministry? Harry and Hermione are about to find out in the prologue to "Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly: Clash for the Stone by Kevin3 reviews
A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Myrtle, Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2974 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
The Perils of Monologuing by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 595 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 15584 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 224 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Compound Interest by Cillit Bang Bang reviews
Vernon Dursley is an ambitious man. And when he finds a freak at his front door, he opts to see it not as a burden, but as an opportunity. An opportunity that shall provide him with rich rewards in due time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,819 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Justin F., Susan B.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 6,055 - Follows: 2,046 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 11,846 - Follows: 4,702 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 1,522 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 921 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 7,851 - Follows: 2,652 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Who is Dudley Dursley? by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter disappeared well before he ever was meant to go to Hogwarts and Dudley was the one that got the letter from Hogwarts. Dudley has a big secret, he's not who everyone thinks he is. Mostly a narrative after Dudley arrives at Hogwarts. All six chapters now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 406 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Common Name by fringeperson reviews
In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 290 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 360 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 378 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 7,159 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 424 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 704 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 299 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wandmaker's Escape by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Ollivander searches for a way out while locked in the Malfoys' cellar and finds and opportunity in an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/1/2013 - G. Ollivander, Luna L. - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Ill Met by Moonlight by Thomas M Riddle reviews
Sequel to "A Pound of Flesh." With Tom Riddle safely in Azkaban, Hermione turns to Occlumency to guard against his influence. But her mind is an even more dangerous battleground on which to fight the Dark Lord. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Good Though by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 8,209 - Follows: 4,952 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spectrum by Consume reviews
When Hermione travels back in time and kills Tom Riddle, the destruction of evil becomes an addiction she can't sate. Follow Hermione as she extracts her revenge...slowly. ONE-SHOT Time-Travel. DARK! RATED-M. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Time on my Side by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
To prevent a pair of werewolf infections on the night of Pettigrew's escape, Harry and Hermione decide to turn their stable time loop into a time corkscrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 8270 - Favs: 19,736 - Follows: 11,812 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by Thomas M Riddle reviews
AU: In her sixth year, Hermione engineers a way to reawaken Tom Riddle's diary. But forbidden magic has its risks, and she finds herself locked in a deadly battle of wits with the most dangerous teenaged Dark Wizard of all time. A game where the only way to win may be to prove the Sorting Hat's decision to put her in Gryffindor wrong. TW: Torture (some sexualized)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 363 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 2,947 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Aragog's Dilemma by Diresquirrel reviews
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Diresquirrel reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 4,800 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 10,029 - Follows: 5,341 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Axe by TheSilverboar reviews
One-shot. Okay this is a major CRACK fic. where the power the Dark Lord knows not is Axe deodorant. Just read it and it will all make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
We are the Golden Trio! by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
Rose is just born and Al is due. But after finding an ancient mirror, Harry, Ron, Hermione and baby Rose are sent back into their 11-year-old bodies the night before they first met. Trapped in the past and wary of the Wizarding World, they seek to kill Voldemort as soon as possible. Together Harry, Ron and Hermione shall show the past who the Golden Trio really are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 7,956 - Follows: 4,876 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Labyrinth by Kroontjespen reviews
The mind of a prodigy is a scary thing. Hermione Granger's however is downright terrifying. AU. Slytherin!Hermione, Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 255 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 187 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 6,019 - Follows: 1,953 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Into the Snake Pit by ThisAintGonnaWork reviews
Living with three bullies has taken a toll on Slytherin First Year Tracey Davis, but her Head of House seems a little too frightening to approach. Luckily, Professor Snape is too smart to overlook his troubled charge. After bonding with Snape, Tracey realizes how lucky she is to be a Snake. One-Shot. Mentor!Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Severus S., Tracey D. - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 858 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 462 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 540 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 6,921 - Follows: 4,403 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 11,532 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 5,945 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 293 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Parseltongue Lets Me Talk To WHAT? by Tezza1502 reviews
WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,131 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 12,732 - Follows: 6,343 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 9,065 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 17,705 - Follows: 5,224 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 1,254 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World by the psychotic house-elf reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 5,910 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
The Power He Knew Not by apAidan reviews
What happens when you mix the Sorting Hat, a one armed man, the Internet, and Hermione Granger in a really bad mood? A surprise that Tom Riddle never expected. And the answer to the age old question, "What happens if I don't answer that letter?" H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 678 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
The fall of Umbridge by Gamma Cavy reviews
What happened to Umbridge between order of the phoenix and deathly hallows? Lets find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Dolores U.
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 8,336 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 336 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 934 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Voldemort Gets Owned By a Muggle by Charlotte Flame reviews
Admittedly, not much of a literary achievement, but worth the read for the sheer idiocy of Voldemort showing up in Tennessee.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Voldemort
The Letters by Bloody Phantom reviews
Life at the Dursley's was hard for Harry. The chores, the belittling, and the lack of food and comfort made it almost unbearable for him. The only thing that kept him going were the letters that would magically appear in his cupboard every evening from a man named Moony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,368 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 187 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 269 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5794 - Favs: 14,542 - Follows: 7,286 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 290 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 15,007 - Follows: 6,246 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 809 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Unwise Conspiracy by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 371 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 329 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10282 - Favs: 31,695 - Follows: 13,095 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 701 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5755 - Favs: 10,290 - Follows: 5,589 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 5,508 - Follows: 1,576 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 670 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 260 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Adventures in LSpace by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2010 - I. Pince, The Librarian - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 8,964 - Follows: 4,172 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16796 - Favs: 30,531 - Follows: 13,257 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 770 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 10,402 - Follows: 2,879 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 1,063 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Kicking Down Castles by Lady Altair reviews
His dreams are too lowly to be castles in the air. Draco Malfoy and remedial Muggle Studies, the summer after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Bobmin356 reviews
Ginnys nuts? Hermione is pregnant, Ron is still poor and Harry's a hermit. What more can anyone ask for? H/G Hr/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 294 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 311 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 789 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 599 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 573 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 6,259 - Follows: 1,976 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 1,167 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 339 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6799 - Favs: 20,928 - Follows: 8,017 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 2,724 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 9,858 - Follows: 1,690 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 9,454 - Follows: 1,351 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 757 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 7,423 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 497 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 6,402 - Follows: 1,815 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 8,995 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 657 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 725 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 628 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 6,480 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 996 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 562 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 427 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 504 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 4,212 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 246 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 1,012 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 688 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
The Wonders of an Accio by Sunflakes reviews
What if Harry had been a bit smarter, and just accioed what he needed during the TriWizard Tournament? Pointless, really. Now added with chapter three, and more plotholes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Chocolate Frog cards by Bagge reviews
Albus once said that he didn't care what the ministry did to him, as long as they didn't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards... What's so special about those cards, I wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 238 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12188 - Favs: 26,788 - Follows: 10,202 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 549 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 314 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 7,419 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore and his Lemon Drops by The Next Marauder reviews
Ever thought Dumbledore got a bit out of hand with his Lemon Drops? A little parody about this. OneShot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 232 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 479 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Mr Dark Lord by angel272 reviews
ONE SHOT. Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, PintheBeakontheHippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 406 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 443 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 315 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 5,507 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Muggle In The Magic World by Phoenixfox reviews
It is absolutely impossible for a muggle to find her way into Diagon Alley, visit Hogsmeade, see Hogwarts and play a pivital role in the magic world without having any magical abilities. This fanfic proves it all wrong. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,054 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 201 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent by Barb LP reviews
WINNER OF THE 2002 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD IN THE ROMANCE CATEGORY! Alternate Harry's 5th yr. He gets a snake who has the Sight. Romantic entanglements, Animagus training, house-elf liberation, giants, Snape's Pensieve and more! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 323,390 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/19/2001
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Harry Potter, Self-Insert reviews
I am a 18 year old fanfiction writer, schoolkid and computer nerd. I also just woke up in the body of 8 year old Harry Potter. How did I get here? No idea. What am I going to do? Priority one, survive. Priority two, drag this world into the 21st century. Metagaming and Magitech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,374 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 1/26/2022 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D.
Hermione Granger and the Power of the Atom reviews
Alchemy is the art of permanently turning one element into another. That's something muggles can do, too. One-shot where Hermione kills Voldemort by nuking Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/26/2019 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D., Ron W. - Complete