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Author has written 4 stories for Rocky Horror, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Holar. My name is Lucy and I write fanfics of questionable quality in my spare time. Most of them are not posted just...because I don't like sharing. Eventually I may get around to posting them.

I am eighteen years old, and in twelfth grade. I am bisexual and quite insane. If I am good friends with you, I will probably end up licking you at some time or another. Cuz that's just how I roll.

My fandoms are Rent, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, Ouran High School Host Club, Godchild (and Cain Saga), Vampire Knight, The Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, Breakfast on Pluto, Hair, Velvet Goldmine, and Alice in Wonderland, among others.

My absolute OTP is Remus/Sirius from Harry Potter. I HATE NYMPHADORA TONKS WITH REMUS. IT MAKES ME CRY.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Mrs. Lovett was thrown into the oven, copy and paste this in your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you love Charlie and don't want him to die.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you love Richard O'Brian but hate Riff Raff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Teh Quotes:
" Patrick: I thought you wanted out.
Cameron: Yeah, well, I did, but, uh... that was until she kissed me.
Patrick: Where?
Cameron: In the car. "
--excerpt from "10 Things I hate About You" (the movie)

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
--Oscar Wilde

"You've got you're mother in a whirl because she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl..."
--"Rebel, Rebel" by David Bowie

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" said Alice.
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where –" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"– so long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
--excerpt from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol

"Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and would go well with other men."
--Unknown

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Moonrise by Tierfal reviews
From where he sits curled on his four-poster bed, L can just see the moonrise. Light/L, Halloween-themed.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Atropa Belladonna by brighteyedcat reviews
HarleyIvy. After the Joker makes a near successful attempt on Harley's life, Harley once again returns to Ivy. Femslash.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Harley Flower by Strange Typo reviews
Ivy attempts to capture the elusive Harley Quinn. It won second place in the contest "Almost Got Him" at batfic contest on livejournal. Here it is posted uncensored.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Sexily Sexy Adventures of Sirius Black by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
SiriusRemus It was a normal, average, typically boring day in the life of one Sirius Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Woman's Scorn by Weaver Blyx reviews
Centered around characters of Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, and Lucy from the musical Sweeney Todd. A short scene involving the three before tragedy strikes...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
The Mother of All Pranks by draco-is-the-punk reviews
James Potter has made the mother of all pranks. Sirius and Remus must pretend to be in love for one week, and if anybody guesses its a fake, they both get cursed by a potion James gave them. Cursed with a six month long disfigurement. SBxRL eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hold Me Down by hippocritical reviews
To infinity and beyond. He won't stand for anything less. kinda RLxSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mishappening Mishaps by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
[SiriusRemus] Sirius has one of his randomly random parties that isn't so much a party as an excuse for some destructive inebriation. Or inebriated destruction. Who really knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Veni Vidi Vici by CrazieDasie reviews
James tells Remus and Sirius to beware the Ides of March causing Sirius to lose his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Forget by BatmansBabe reviews
He drinks the rum because he thinks it will help him forget about Elizabeth. Not that he’s thinking about her. Because he’s not. JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Half Sick of Shadows by She's a Star reviews
Now she’s different and it’s obvious and still she pretends. He doesn’t know how to stop her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Not Again by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Legolas finds himself pregnant. Again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Legolas
Ha Ha, Suckers! by She's a Star reviews
. . . The Epic Adventures of Mark Evans. (Inspired by a certain FAQ poll result on jkrowling.com)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Kisses by Miss Puppylove reviews
In which seventeen-year-olds Sirius and Remus discuss clouds, literature, chocolate, and love. Not necessarily in that order. (Slash, slightly fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Once Upon a Time by Kimagure reviews
Remus tells James a fairy tale. James gives Remus a hard time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Hey Pretty by April3 reviews
*LXG* Griffin/Dorian. In which Mr. Dorian Gray finds himself incredibly bored once he joins the League. However, he discovers something interesting to do aboard the Nautilus. [This ficlet combines elements of the comics and the movie.]
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2003
Secondhand Love by drama-princess reviews
Ginny inherited her mother's heart, and Harry was left with his mother's love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Extremity by za reviews
You hate yourself for loving him.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2003
Sixty Seconds by Glittermonkey
Hazardous driving takes a twist.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003
Funny, Honey? by Dueling Dahlings reviews
Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Severus S.
Nine Tenths of the Law by Halfpenny reviews
RENT: Actions speak louder than words. Dark.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2002
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Conversations with Columbia reviews
Five conversations Columbia has with various other characters, focusing mainly on her relationship with Eddie and her bitter feelings when he is killed by Frankie. Spans from before the movie starts to the dinner scene. M for language and mentioned sex.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
She Was Always A Good Girl reviews
Who is this new Janet? Certainly not the same Janet she was yesterday. rawther short oneshot from Janet's perspective just after she has sex with Frankie. Rated Teen for mentions of popped cherries.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Ridiculous reviews
[Hair movieverse] Takes place just after Claude tells Berger he's still planning on fighting in Vietnam. Claude's thoughts on the conversation that occurs between them. Very short oneshot.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Happy reviews
Shortish oneshot focusing on Columbia. Columbia is convinced that she is in love with Frankie and is quite happy with him. Only once in a while does the doubt slip in through the chinks in her walls. Set before Eddie, Rocky, Brad, and Janet.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete