Thaddeus Halstead
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Joined 10-24-06, id: 1152281, Profile Updated: 06-15-09
Author has written 7 stories for Dark Tower series, Great Gatsby, Dragonlance, and Doctor Who.

I'm just a humble writer, like you - well, maybe a bit less humble at times. Douglas Adams and Stephen King are my greatest influences, and I attempt to emulate them to some extent, but not at the risk of being them. I've recently gotten into Robert A. Heinlein, so you might sense a bit of him creeping in in the future.

You can also find me on FictionPress, for which I have been writing far more often: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/579425/

I hope that you enjoy my writing, and I'd like to conclude with a touching quote:

“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast.” – Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish

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Chronicles of the Nerevarine by Omega Gilgamesh reviews
It's finally FINISHED! Through trial and hardship, can one broken Dunmer find redemption and peace for his tortured soul? Rated T for mild language, drug references, violence, torture scenes and mild angst.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,587 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
The Skykiller's Tale by LepRECONofficer reviews
When an amnesiac stumbles upon a rift in time and space, you, the reader, get sucked in on a journey through everything from violence to religion to slight romance to suggested sex to vampires in the Star Wars Universe and Beyond. You better bring a towel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 23,419 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
A Rift in Space by Charles Lamont reviews
After returning from his adventure with the Doctor, a technological error sends Jack to a place Far Far Away. Torchwood SW:KotOR crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Jack H.
The Good Man by Delphinbella reviews
Rebecca Baine has always rebelled against the Gunslinger's Council, but when she finds herself pushed through a door and into the stronghold of the Crimson King she has to choose between the life she's always known, and the opportunity to change the world
Dark Tower series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Star Wars: The True Sith by Charles Lamont reviews
With the deaths of Zifnab, Kato, and Tara, the few remaining Jedi defeat the rising Sith Powers, but Revan has returned with an army of Sith, including her deadly padawan, John Proctor, and the cyborg, Darth Rayna.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
Moving On by Jay the Nerd Kid reviews
1913: Martha realises that moving on is how the Doctor survives. One-sided Ten/Martha with spoilers for everything up to Human Nature/Family of Blood.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Cantinians Hit SciFi by Charles Lamont reviews
The Cantina, a wonderful place sitting on a rift in space/time. When the regulars of this Cantina become bored with only writing, they debark on a quest for fun, not caring what Sci-Fi they mess up on the way.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
Hidden in Plain Sight by karrenia reviews
Alfred and his late night thoughts while in prision in the Low Realm, upon coming face to face with the disturbing knowledge that the ancient enemy, the Patryns, survived. Set during Volume 1.
Death Gate Cycle - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Star Wars: Search for the Truth by Charles Lamont reviews
Star Wars: Search for the Truth, set during the Sith Wars. Join several Jedi as they search for the truth behind Revan's journey. Can they resist the dark side and the Sith sent out to kill them?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
42B7 by Jiara Anatalis reviews
Ever wonder how a crate of gizka ended up on Tatooine...and how you were mistaken for the ship meant to pick it up? Here's one possible theory. Oneshot from a KFM contest.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
The Jaffa's Revenge by Charles Lamont reviews
O'Neill learns not to mess with a former first prime.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c
Geg means Insect by Omnicat reviews
Canon–set introspective fic. Haplo’s POV, his feelings about the Gegs. ...‘Haplo would have never thought he could be so disgusted by anything other than a living, breathing Sartan.’...
Death Gate Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Dark Tower: Coda Redux by Nashdude reviews
Written as an additional chapter to Dark Tower VII, after Coda, to set at ease the minds of those DT fans who were dissatisfied at sai King's final word on Roland. Long days and pleasant nights! Edited 1.11.06
Dark Tower series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
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Her Northern Savior reviews
A glimpse into the mind of Rose Tyler, who understands more than she wishes she did.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Picture Of A Doctor reviews
Donna and the Doctor find themselves in 1890s London where they momentarily meet Dorian Gray, and they find striking similarities between the Doctor and the youthful decadent.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Kendergarten reviews
Tasslehoff ponders his younger days as a kenderkid. Set around the time of "Dragons of Summer Flame."
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Tasslehoff - Complete
Beware of Darkness reviews
Randall Flagg is in your dreams.
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
The Journey Begins reviews
A poem that I wrote of The Gunslinger. Read and review, pleasee! Contructive criticism is always welcome.
Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
A Love Divided reviews
An alternate ending to The Great Gatsby.
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
A Field Of Roses reviews
Dark Tower Poem
Dark Tower series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
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