Professor Horatio Hufnagel
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Joined 10-24-06, id: 1152320, Profile Updated: 06-02-10
Author has written 2 stories for X-Men.

-- STORY NEWS updated --

SO A LITTLE ABOUT ME, HUH? Well, I'm from the nice White North...Yes, I AM Canadian (NO, we do NOT have dogsleds and igloos in Toronto...quite the contrary, very Americanized). I love to write, and this is sort of my outlet. I'd love to hear your comments on my stories. The more you write, the more I will!
I get a lot of my story inspirations from sleep, believe it or not. I have very vivid dreams, with crazy plot twists built right in. I guess my head is always filled with useless junk. But it works out for you guys, don'tcha think? Also, I usually lean towards the epics - I like a story that has a purpose or a message that doesn't hit you over the head. I only work on one story at a time to give it as much undivided attention as possible.

More than anything, I love when you guys give feedback through reviews. Please, let me know what you think of the stories and review review review! I eat them up!


STORY NEWS: It's still just the one story, "AN ILLUSIVE TRUTH: PART 2".
My style is to try and plant a lot of hints to future chapters along the way. See how many you can catch! For example, the first chapter talks about moles that have "gone unnoticed," and then in chapter 7 Jean-Luc excuses the guards at the front gate of the LeBeau manner for their poor conduct, as they are Assassin moles.
Contrary to popular belief, THIS STORY WILL (I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH) BE FINISHED, it's just that life sometimes gets in the way, and I lose focus. I'm sorry people, it'sa comin'!

Chapter in Progress: Chapter 10 is under way, and this time, you're getting answers... and a lot of thieves. (singy-songy voice) I'm very exciiiiii-ted!
Time Prediction: Hopefully very soon, Im still writing, but I'm encountering a lot of writer's block. I'm also getting distracted by a new story I want to start. But NO! I'll focus...


"You got no idea how crucial dis is! You got no idea what dis means!"

"Henri!" Jean-Luc snapped angrily.

"Oh yeah?" Logan challenged. "So explain to us what this means. Explain to me what I don't get."

"-It meansJean-Luc cut in, steering the conversation back on track, "dat we'll try again. And we'll have a bett'r strategy next time." His words had a certain edge, a certain finality to them that could only be intended for Henri's benefit. Jean-Luc didn't need to look at Henri to convey his distaste with his son's loose tongue.

Bishop crossed his arms. "Well then, any ideas?"

Jean-Luc sighed and sat down in the nearest passenger seat, hoping that the others would follow. "Gimme some time t' think about it." He clicked the seatbelt into its clasp. "It gets a little more complicated from hereon in."


I have way too long of an Story Alert list, so I'm going thru it and cleaning out the stories... I figure, I'll start fresh again, and move my favourites into (you guessed it) the Favourite Stories section. Hopefully that way, I'll actually get some reviewing done!

I haven't had enough time to read fanfics on all the categories here because I'm extrememly swamped with work (and fanfic writing) but I'll get there eventually, I promise.

- X-Men (specifically Rogue/Gambit) ...I'm not very much into X-Men: Evolution (sorry) but I'll ocassionally read a few fanfics (I used to watch the old X-Men tv show and I just don't like thinking of Rogue as a goth, and them all as teens)
- Harry Potter
- Zelda (retro nintendo gamer, right here!)
-Monty Python (don't really know how I'll make MP fanfics, but I like it just the same...I love British humour, actually British everything)
- My true passion, The Simpsons (I doubt there will be any fanfics about The Simpsons in the future, because I honestly can't think of one single way to improve them) I'm going to shamelessly promote the Simpsons Movie now... mow down anyone who stands in your way of seeing that movie, it's what Homer would do.

Also, total props to whoever can tell me where my name comes from! (yes, there is a purpose to it... Here's a hint: "You may remember him from from such education films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun! and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer")


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Thieves, Assassins and Mutants: Part 2 by Remy'sRose reviews
AU/What if Rogue and Remy met before they joined the X-Men? Newly married, Rogue and Remy try to hold on to each other amidst the lies, secrets and other forces that threaten to tear them apart. Chalked full of Romy goodness because I know how much you all love it. Brief appearances by the X-Men and a few well known heroes and villains. Rated M for mature content. Complete!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,326 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Remy L./Gambit, Raven D./Mystique, Anna Marie/Rogue, Irene A./Destiny - Complete
The Rogue Symbiote by David Knight reviews
A traumatic injury reveals a secret of Rogue's even she didn't know.
Crossover - X-Men & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,059 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Peter P./Spider-Man
Nightingale by Poptart Demon reviews
Love is a fragile thing. Sometimes, it is stronger than steel. Sometimes, it shatters like glass. Can she mend herself after it breaks? More importantly, will she?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/25/2007
Blind Sight by Valerie J reviews
Sequel to Thick As Thieves. When Operation: Zero Tolerance turns into a full-fledged mutant hunt, Remy must use all of his resources to keep the X Men safe while they search for a way to bring Bastion down.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 342,012 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Remy L./Gambit
Death Undone by Valerie J reviews
Just a little post BoA story I'm playing with. Remy has returned to the XMen, but how much has his time as Death changed him?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,147 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 4/23/2007
Back to School by DJRyce reviews
5 years in the future: Remy and Rogue have left the XMen, but find new challenges in the daily drama of supporting a family, finding a job, dealing with inlaws, etc. Current XMen and The End series. First published fanfic, would appreciate R&R.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,660 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Remy L./Gambit, Anna Marie/Rogue
A New Road by iloveromys reviews
Ultimate Xmen-centric... So the Assassins are no longer a threat, and Rogue has new powers and a new job description. Quite a lot has changed since she first ran away with Remy. Chapter 33 up!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,297 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006
Still a Thief by EnderW20 reviews
Remy post Antartica. After the trial, Gambit attempts to become a legend among thieves and to forget about his past. Will his path take him back to the Xmen, or pit him against them? Includes all the Xmen. RR
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,339 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007
Hot Bayou Nights by Mercedes Watson reviews
The team is temporarily disbanded and Rogue and Remy have gone thier separate ways. However fate draws them back together when Rogue shows up in New Orleans, powerless.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Surviving Independence by Tai-sensei reviews
A quick peek at how our mutant friends might spend their holiday. Awkward and immature situations rule the day and the Professor takes a deeper look into himself.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
I'm Not Waiting On A Lady by NicoPony reviews
Gambit and Courier have a thing goin' on, and of course, Rogue jumps to the wrong conclusions. Stupid, yes. I accept the blame.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Dial Tone by DevDev reviews
They've left her with nothing. Jubilee centric. Takes place before the whole JubileeWondra thing.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
What Might Have Been by dizi reviews
Updated with chap 6! My first ROMY! Anne is an unappreciated stay at home mom. Then her son turns out to be a mutant and their world comes apart. How is this a ROMY? Read it and see! Reviews much appreciated! Rating for mild violence and mild language.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,154 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 6/14/2006
Suivez la Piste by NicoPony reviews
Gambit agrees to take young Storm on as an apprentice, but only if she can help him successfully pull off a jewel heist. L'il Stormy uses her youth to its best advantage!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Remy L./Gambit, Ororo M./Storm - Complete
Slave to Fate by NicoPony reviews
What lengths will former X Man turned Horseman go to settle the score? Can anything or anyone be redeemed from this Sinister plot?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Remy L./Gambit, Anna Marie/Rogue - Complete
Danger Room by Ludi reviews
When you can't say 'I'm sorry' or 'I love you' in the real world, sometimes taking it into the Danger Room is the next best thing. Rogue, Gambit, comicverse oneshot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2007 - [Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit] - Complete
The Three by dizi reviews
The XMen have a problem with clones. But that's okay because three women have been sent to help them out. Whether they like it or not. Wolverine, Jubilee, and all the XMen, along with a few OC's. AU
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Its Been a Year Daddy by Kiana Epona reviews
Rogue and Remy had a baby boy but 3 years later, Remy was killed. This is set a year after. Based on the 911 song Heaven song. Sad, prepare to cry.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2007
Green Eyed Monster by IvyZoe reviews
Have you ever done something selfish and paid the cost dearly later? This is the story of how three X-Men do such that and the whole team pays the price for it. Rated for languge and sexual refrences. JOTT ROMY and others.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,796 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 3/18/2005
Sinister Discoveries by Rorytin reviews
Set after UXM350 RemyRogue I know this particular story has been done and redone, but try my version, its different and with a healthly dose of Blink! BTW my first fanfic Chapters 8 & 9 up! Finally! changed ratings for some minor language.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 11/10/2003
The Enigma of Remy LeBeau by 41eugoR reviews
The Ragin Cajun hasn't been so ragin' lately. He looks pale, is irritated and sleepy most of the time and is unwilling to share the problem, even with Rogue. What is wrong with him? Oneshot. ROMY! R&R!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Normal by Kyraillion reviews
This follows the movie arc... It's just a oneshot fic about when Marie Rouge is finally able to touch someone... Review if you read! Please!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Truly, madly, deeply by ButterflyRogue reviews
NOW COMPLETED A mysterious letter and a family visit make Remy go back to New Orleans and leave a heartbroken Rogue behind. But what Apocalypse has to do with it? Romy with hinted LoganOroro, PiotrKitty, WarrenBetsy, RemyBellaDonna
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,299 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Of Fairy Tales and Happy Endings by ButterflyRogue reviews
COMPLETED Sequel to 'Father of the Bride'. They thought their marriage was a dream come true. But every dream can turn into a nightmare. Were they really meant to be? After six months of being married, Rogue and Remy start to think differently.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,262 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by RDFan reviews
What was thought to be oneshot of Rogue and her iPod is now turning into something else.. potentially a ROMY...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006
Thieves, Assassins and Mutants: Part 1 by Remy'sRose reviews
Part one. What if Rogue and Gambit met before they joined the XMen? Mix in the Guilds, Brotherhood, Bella Donna and see what happens. Oh, so Romy!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,343 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
What Goes Bump In The Dark? by Grin Reaper reviews
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006
Touch of heaven, Tears of hell by AmberEyes reviews
During a time of trouble with remy, Rogue makes a startling decsion that effects the lives of everyone, but most of all her own.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004
Bad Touch by katjen reviews
A retelling of Rogue's story AU . NOTE 6/13/11: So I didn't realize that the chapters were soooo incredibly messed up on here - I've replaced all of them! They should be more readable now. Kudos to all of you who waded through the mess to read my story!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Through Time by XxFleurdelySxX reviews
Unsummarizable... A saga revolving around Gambit and Rogue, and the evolution of a relationship as Sinister and ambushes keep stepping in the lovers' way...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,551 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
What If?! - Green Eyed Girl by Raven Wings reviews
*COMPLETED* AU. What if Rogue and Remy had met briefly as children? And what if, after ten years apart they find each other again- only to find that much stands between them?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,444 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2002 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Complete
A Thousand Lost Forevers by Addie Logan reviews
Rogue finally pushes Gambit too far...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,015 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2001 - Published: 3/13/2001
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An Illusive Truth: Part 2 reviews
Sorry 4 the long wait, guys. An ancient prophecy falls into the wrong hands & ignites a raging battle between the Assassins & Thieves, dragging the XMen along for the ride. But is the prophecy true, or merely a legend? XMen x ROMY x the Guilds x epic. R&R
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,313 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 1/12/2007
An Illusive Truth: Part 1 reviews
PART 2 AVAILABLE! Epic Romy the last chapter Joseph's envolvement in Rogue's life is taking a toll on Gambit. Can Rogue, in turn, find a happy balance between the two men? Rogue x Remy x Joseph x XMen MY 1st FANFIC! PLEASE REVIEW!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,630 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete