Myrtle the Tyrtle
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Joined 10-24-06, id: 1152333
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Lion King, and Alex Rider.

You are now entering the pond where MYRTLE THE TYRTLE spends a lot of time writing, reading and reviewing fanfics. He is mainly interested in Harry Potter fics, but is open to other topics as well, such as the Lion King or Alex Rider. When writing, he often tends to write parodies of JK's work, as you can find out by reading some of it. Early on in his fanfic career he wrote his Author Notes and Profile in the third person, but he is trying to kick this habit. Sorry, I am trying to kick this habit.

I haven't been on for a while... mainly just thanking my occasional reviewers, and reading the stories I have on alert... but fear not, I AM STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE (which is more than can be said for Dumbledore, or almost all of the characters in SURVIVOR: HOGWARTS), and I intend to come back writing one day. I'm just too dang busy right now.


A bit about the Tyrtle known as Myrtle...

Real name: Dominic

Fanfiction user name: Myrtle the Tyrtle

Origins of user name: A joke told to me by my friend Jacob. It was about a turtle called Myrtle, and was still on my mind when I created my account. Change the spelling, and you get a cool name! Well, OK, it is actually a (gasp!) girly name, but that is disproved when you read SURVIVOR, HELP PLEASE! or Mad Over Mooney's 30,000 FEET HIGH.And for your information, the descriptions in there are not taken from the mirror! (I would so hate to look like that every day!) Still, they are more me than any made up name. If you would like to hear said joke, please PM/email/whatever me. But I'm warning you, it's not funny.

Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. (That's a little place at the bottom of the world where we have cool things like sheep and chocolate waterfalls).

Occupation: Student at a school. I'm not saying which. It would only provoke stalkers. Of course, I can comprehend why you'd want to stalk me... blushes

Hobbies: Fanficcing, computers, music (I play the trombone! yay!), dramatic interests such as theatre sports, line dancing (no, just kidding), and debating. Ich spreche auch Deutsch!

Fave Pairings in HP: Anything goes, as long as its convincing and well-written, although Hermione-anyone is usually a no-no, because I actually just don't like her much. Same goes for Draco.

Update Schedule: What do the words IN and FREQUENTLY mean to you? Well, I'm either signed IN FREQUENTLY, or I upload new chapters INFREQUENTLY. Well, I suppose this is what you get when you have to do the whole complulsary education thing, especially with the compulsary homework that comes with it.

The Stories...

DUDLEY DURSLEY AND THE HIDDEN STAFF is a Dudley-centric fic that I started back in the early days of my fanfiction. I'm sorry to say, it may never be completed unless I get support from cool people like InkandPaper (read her stuff!! It's probably better than mine!)

HARRY BOTTER AND THE WHO-WHAT-WHERE NOW is an Alternative Universe where Harry must try and fit in and not make waves in a world with some key differences from his... such as his best friends, the evil villain, the unlikely hero and a whole lot of people he thought were dead.

SURVIVOR: HOGWARTS has now been completed! It basically features a fiendish Voldemort, a rigged elimination ceremony, guest appearances by Jeff Probst and character death. A lot of character death. But don't worry, all is resolved in the 'live' finale!

THE AMAZING RACE: SPECIAL HOGWARTS EDITION is written in a similar fashion to SURVIVOR, but has born-and-bred Kiwi Phil Keoghan in the host role as seven teams of two in a pre-existing relationship (including Dumbledore-NHN and Draco-Ernie) try to track down Voldy and make him pay for killing them under the pretext of a game show. Hilarity ensues. Chapter Two is written, and will be posted in the near future.

IF IT DID IT, HERE'S HOW IT HAPPENED was never written by OJ Simpson. Instead it is a compilation of confessions and denials about who killed Harry Potter. Reviewers are invited to submit information about themselves so they can be interrogated, or guess who the murder was. First story to break 1000 hits, and now over 6000!

STONE! THE MUSICAL is a dire attempt at making a musical out of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. WARNING! Contains bad lyrics, such as "Before your father ran away and died... he flied!", sung by Oliver Wood and Harry Potter. May not be continued. EDIT: Will not be continued, and another song thing will be published in its place.

HELP PLEASE! was a total laugh and a half! As a novice fanficcer, I couldn't find any of my stuff on the Search toolbar, so I wrote a story about it and it became my most popular fic for quite a while (until it was toppled by SURVIVOR and IF I DID IT).

THE COLD NIGHT is a misleading title. The phrase is used a total of two times in the story, but it sounds a whole lot more interesting (and shorter) than HARRY POTTER GOES TO AN ADDICTS ASSOCIATION CLASS AND MEETS PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULDN'T THINK WERE THERE, which is basically what it is. Not a parody (or is it...? Let me know), and my first attempt at something semi-decent. Contains a surprising twist of events at the end. Oneshot.

A SEQUENCE OF ALTERNATIVE EVENTS is a Harry Potter series I am writing which do not flow in chronological order. Book the First is set in HBP (WHO'S THE HALFBLOOD NOW?) and Book the Second is set in CoS (THE CHAMBER...). They stem from ideas such as 'What if it wasn't Snape who killed Dumbledore' or 'What if Harry and Ron actually had half a brain and sent an owl to McGonagall instead of taking the car'. I had considered 'What if Snape died', but Witowsmp has been there, done that and got the reviews.

A blatant parody of Alex Rider - Alex is a weedy 14-year-old orphan, useless at sports and generally everything else. One afternoon, he comes home to find that his lawyer uncle has run off with his secretary. Then he learns that Uncle Ian was not actually a lawyer, but an actor and musician who toured the world with various musicals put on by MI6 (Musical International 6). With his uncle's disappearance, there is no one to play the lead role in their latest hit The Broken Storm. Can Alex step up to the plate, and make a success of himself in his uncle's shoes? Let me know what you think at THIS ADDRESS, or maybe just review ALEX RIDER IN THE BROKEN STORM, seeing as I've already started writing it. Titles, character names, original chapters and chapter fill-ins are all welcome and most appreciated. Plans for series up to Scorpia. Especially Scorpia.

At present I am also thinking of writing a story using the same ideas as Harry Potter (kid discovers he is a wizard), but set in a much more comfortable environment (eg the most awesomest little country - New Zealand - where HBP may be filmed, according to wikipedia!). Let me know what you think at THIS ADDRESS. Alternatively, you can review as both Chapters One and Two are now published with title DUMBER'S BLUNDER. AU, and clumsy Dumby has destroyed half the world, so everything starts again in a little place called New Avalon. Second attempt at something semi-decent, so if it sucks, please tell me. But not too harshly. Please. (And thanks in advance!)

Last (but certainly not least) is a script for the up-and-coming Broadway musical (I wish!) JUST CAN'T WAIT, based on Disney's The Lion King and starring the British Royal Family. Was being converted from script-to-text, but now that I have run out of pre-written script, it's all imagination from here on in.

I have also published original stories on FictionPress (dotcom). They have a serious lack of reviews, and I would be interested in knowing if I can cut it as a real-time writer, not just someone stealing characters and ideas of a rich and famous British gal or bloke, as are most of us on this prestigous website. You don't even have to log in, and I have the same user name and everything! Could it be simpler?

Ideas that may be worth tossing around:

-- BRUCE LINE IS IT ANYWAY! is in a working-title/under construction faze. Basically, McGonagall decides to cheer up the students after Dumbledore's death at the end of book six, so hires a theatre sports group. Title comes from popular TV show WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY, but starring Myrtle the Tyrtle's Bruce Troupe.

-- SEQUELS! are being planned for AMAZING RACE, ALEX RIDER and DUMBER'S BLUNDER. However, seeing as they have a current max chapter count of TWO!, it may be some time in the making.

-- POTTY AND POTTYER - A Lily-James fic. Usually I hate Lily-James (it's just so cliche, y'know?), but it's an idea that may work. Contact me to offer help and advice, or if you want to know more about it.

Recommended Stories:

I definitely recommend reading all stories in my favourites, or by my favourite authors. In addition to this, my favourites out of my own stories are IF I DID IT, SURVIVOR and JUST CAN'T WAIT.

Current WIPs (Work-in-Progresses) that I would like feedback on include DUMBER'S BLUNDER and ALEX RIDER. Constructive criticims are more than welcome.

Tip of the Update:

Seeing as the PM and alert system is not quite active at the moment, feel free to email me (my address is up there at the top, and scattered around here a bit) if you want to reply to a review or anything. That way, I can get it and reply to you!


Will not be tolerated, and deleted, or the administrators contacted (for signed-in accounts). I accept anonymous reviews to allow people who don't have an account or can't be bothered to sign in (been there, done that) to review, but NOT SO I CAN BE FLAMED WITHOUT KNOWING WHO DID IT. Flames can lower my self esteem and opinion of a story, resulting in it's discontinuation, which can, in no uncertain terms, really piss off readers who are hooked into the story, or a writer who had plans for extensions on the slim pickings you can find below, but is now doubting its existance. If there are certain bits you didn't like/couldn't stand/made you wish you hadn't read the story let me know in a CONSTRUCTIVE review, e.g:

"Dear Myrtle. I found that in this story you did _ not very well. Perhaps you could try _ or _. However, I still enjoyed your story, particularly when _. Regards, your name here."


For those of you are unsure about what to put in your review (i.e. because you are incapable of showing any sign of emotion), feel free to quote:

-- something that made you laugh (shouldn't be too hard!)
-- something that made you cry (but I really hope I didn't!)
-- something that made you think (hopefully not too hard - I can't be sure whether you've got a smoke alarm!)
-- something that made you save it to your favourites, alert list or C2 (wouldn't be too bad!)
-- something that made you say "By Gum! That's full of mistakes!" (hopefully a rarity!)

Whenever possible, more than one criterion is acceptable.

Sticky Thing:

This is what I have dubbed those phrases people cut-and-paste onto their profiles, and now I have made my own. Copy and Paste, and add your name to the (totally awsome) list (of awesome people).

When I grow up I want to be a real Tyrtle - Myrtle the Tyrtle

I know where New Zealand is without looking on a map - Myrtle the Tyrtle

I do not do line dancing - Myrtle the Tyrtle


Um... does fanfiction count as plageurism? Go ask Alan (Shore, of Boston Legal. Note to self: read BL fics).

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The Crumbling Castle by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
In which the Baudelaires encounter an evil pair of guardians, a set of glass slippers, a deadly fire, a pinstripe wardrobe, and a masquerade ball. ASOUE takes on a Cinderella twist!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 2938 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Pidgey and the Beedril by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
There is a reason Cyrus made up Rule Six. However, when two of his commanders choose not to follow it, he has to explain it to them. And the entirety of Team Galactic as well... It almost makes you feel sorry for Mars and Saturn, doesn't it?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
Search for the Broken Soul by InkandPaper reviews
After making the decision to leave Hogwarts, Harry finds himself faced with a dark and difficult year. His only chance of survival lies in the destruction of the scattered shards of a broken soul, and the undoing of Voldemort's immortality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,332 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Martin Miggs and the School of Wizardry by EvilSnack reviews
Rejoice with me! I have found a way to salvage the fic so that it is once again canonical. I had to whack all of the seventh year stuff which was unpublished, and sixth year will have to go, too, but I'll try to replace it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 5/13/2004
Potteroops by Merlin Fisher reviews
Yes, I'm afraid it's ... Potter outtakes. Based on a variety of scenes from ALL the books, beware SPOILERS. Mostly good clean fun. This disc is now over, watch for Return of the Potteroops coming soon! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
The Fellowship of the Calvin by LATMC reviews
Calvin and Hobbes see a movie commercial for The Fellowship of the Ring, and decides to use his box to go to Middle Earth. There, he and Hobbes will become members of the Fellowship. UPDATED!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,359 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005
Nursery Rhymes: Hogwarts Style! by jennifer snape reviews
Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Harry Potter's Christmas Carol by Calamur reviews
A Parody to Charles Dickins' A Christmas Carol with Vernon as Scrooge. Read on for more
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
30,000 Feet High by Mad Over Mooney reviews
Lily Evans is stuck on a plane, on her way to australia whens she gets a nasty suprise. HUMOUR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,548 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007
Harry Potter and the Quest for a Soul by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Seventh Year at Hogwarts. I attempt to stay relatively faithful to canon, and to keep everyone in character, while still having a unique plot of my own. RHr HG. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,418 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Craziest Harry Potter Parody by gamergirl8901 reviews
It's just another one of my Harry Potter parodies. If you read the first one, I can promise that this one is much better. This is not meant to offend anyone. Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry Potter is tired of running blindly into life and death situations. This series is about Harry thinking before he leaps. It starts off at the summer following the events that transpired in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,306 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Why You Don't Want Me To Be Your Boyfriend by Geek Squared 1307 reviews
After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, lots of people want to date Harry, but Harry's already in a relationship. Who does Harry love? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Last One In by next- world domination reviews
Survivor, Harry Potter style: 14 lucky contestants will be locked into the Room of Requirement for 2 weeks. Who will be the last one remaining, winning 1,000,000 galleons? The rules are simple…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P.
Dudley Dursley and the Ordinary Stone by CHICKENS of DOOM reviews
A parody of 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'. But be warned, it's positively tame by my outrageously random standards...which probably means it's still worth a laugh or three and a half...hey, that rhymes...I'm a poet and I didn't even realise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2006
Harry the Scarfaced Wizard by next- world domination reviews
Songfic about Harry and how he got to Hogwarts. Goes to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". Read&review, I'll give you a cookie!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Harry P.
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Myrtle the Tyrtle's Seven Days of Fairy Tales reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione battle evils that strangely resemble scenes and characters from seven well known fairy tales as they hurry to rescue Ginny from the clutches of evil Draco 'the incredibly sexy ferret' Malfoy before the week is up! Feel free to R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P.
If I did it, here's how it happened reviews
Harry Potter is dead! But who did it? None of our suspects have [or have they?], but are explaining how they would have. You can join in too! See inside for details. Contains HG, RHr, DG, DHr, HHr, ColinUmbridge and more. WARNING may cause sides to split!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
Stone: The Musical reviews
Harry Potter and The Philospher's Stone has been broken down into a musical the story has been abreviated, and songs and Myrtleisms have been added! Need I say more? AN: please don't get too attached to this story, it is worthy of deletion. BUT R&R ANYWAY
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P.
Dudley Dursley and the Hidden Staff reviews
Isn't everybody sick of seeing Harry take the centre stage in all the stories? Don't you wish you could have a story about Dudley saving the world? Well, here it is! Set after events in HBP, and featuring Dudley Dursley and a Staff that was hidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Dudley D.
Alex Rider in The Broken Storm reviews
Alex Rider is a 14yearoldorphan who comes home to find his 'lawyer' uncle has run off with his secretary. But Ian is actually an actor who has just landed a role in THE BROKEN STORM, directed by Mrs Jones. Can Alex step up and fill his uncle's shoes?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Dumber's Blunder: Remaking the Wizarding World reviews
Set after the war... but not Harry's war. Albus Dumbledore has defeated Grindelwald, but destroyed a good portion of Europe to go with it. Story tells of events at Crown School of Magical Studies in 'New Avalon', as the world is reforged.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - OC
The Chamber With Secrets That Wouldn't Be Revealed reviews
Book the Second in A SEQUENCE OF ALTERNATIVE EVENTS. Obviously set in an AU, where the events of HP2:CoS have been changed... but only slightly. If you call the prevention of the opening of the chamber slightly. Not connected with Who's the HalfBlood Now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cold Night reviews
Oneshot. Harry turns to therapy to solve his herosim problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Amazing Race Special Hogwarts Edition reviews
SEQUEL TO SURVIVOR: HOGWARTS, so read that one first. This is the story of Harry and co trying to kill Voldy, while making guest appearances on Reality TV show THE AMAZING RACE. Only HP,TAR crossover on FFnet! You must read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006
Survivor: Hogwarts reviews
COMPLETE Lord Voldemort has invaded Hogwarts and is trying to kill all the kiddies! Fortunately a magic spell has locked them in the castle, and the only way out is to be eliminated from SURVIVOR! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will also lose? Read on..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Just Can't Wait! reviews
A Lion KingBritish Monarchy crossover. Prince Charles is Simba and Tony Blair is Zazu. Fair deal of Blairbashing, among other things which won't fit in this summary! So click on the link to read more!
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006
Who's the HalfBlood Now? reviews
Book the first in the Sequence of Alternative Events. In a nutshell, this is HP6:HBP ripped into pieces and put back together again, just the way I like it! Guest starring 'Someone Else' as the HalfBlood Prince!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P.
Help, Please! reviews
Completed with thanks to StagStar and Ghostwriter626. Thanks to them, Harry, Ron and Hermione can finally find Myrtle the Tyrtle on fanfictiondotnet! So R&R this, and then R&R their stories, because they are great! Ch.4 contains 'implied' implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Botter and the What Where Who Now? reviews
AU. Harry and the 'memories of the world' are transported by some crazy old wizard to another dimension. How will Harry get home to stop Voldemort? And just who is this new crazy evil megavillain?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P.