Evil Riggs
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Joined 10-24-06, id: 1152385, Profile Updated: 04-11-14
Author has written 7 stories for Legend of Zelda, Cartoon X-overs, Fallout, Final Fantasy I-VI, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Evil Riggs

You're just a pink little man who is far too slow on the draw.

Currently Reading: This Is How You Die; NOS4A2

Currently Watching: Captain America: The Winter Soldier; The Great Gatsby; Game of Thrones

Currently Playing: Dark Souls II

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Legend of Zelda and the Tower of Darkness by Fulcon reviews
Mike has always had pointy ears, and he hates it because it earned him the nickname 'Elf'. But one day, a golden triangle appears on his hand, and he realizes that he is the Hero of Hyrule reborn and now he has to live up to his destiny...or does he?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,593 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/2/2009
sunshine by whynotzoidberg reviews
Robert Capa is about to die. And the sun feels so warm.
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Capa - Complete
Immigrant Song by Fish the Impaler reviews
Pt. 4 of Persona non Grata. Robotnik's cyborg slavemasters are embarked to become the world's overlords. In their way stands a ragtag band of Freedom Fighters led by a single hedgehog. A tale of the tides of war and ships sailing to new lands.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Search and Destroy by Fish the Impaler reviews
Pt. 3 of Persona non Grata. Queen Sarah Acorn II and Dr. Ivo Robotnik fight a civil war for the heart of Mobius and a fox, while on the contours of the fight a street-walking hedgehog with a heart full of napalm looks for someone to save his soul.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Sparda in Colossal by Grand Phoenix reviews
During the hunt for Sasuke, Sakura comes across a strange enigma named Sparda, the One and Many. He claims to have knowledge of the true history of the world, of secrets repressed and denied by time, but how is Sakura involved in His plans? DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,922 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Burning Beard by Fish the Impaler reviews
Pt. 2 of Persona non Grata. Every day she gets up, drinks a lot of coffee and watches for the proof of villainous vivisection that will set her set her country on fire. A story of cruelty, power, and the seven habits of the highly effective squirrel.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,051 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
The Worldcrossing Litanies by Nuclear Burp reviews
Great, so we're stuck in a universe populated by Xenocidal, dominatrix-inclined angels intent on destroying the human race. Sora, this was definitely not one of your better ideas...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,084 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sora, Kairi
Gardenia by Fish the Impaler reviews
Pt. 1 of Persona non Grata. One blow ‘till he takes you down, one touch and they can’t be cured, one word and it can’t be stopped, six hundred and sixty six miles per hour . . . . A tale of terror, lust, and above all freedom.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,923 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Red Bull by Fish the Impaler reviews
SatAM contest entry. Snively’s hovercraft crashes in the swamp with one prisoner on board. Then, things start to get weird. Rated T for grievous injury, strong language, Mobian Kyuss and associated chemicals.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
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Beyond the Blue Frontier reviews
A sinister party-crasher appears at a banquet held in honor of the Hero of the Triforce. Can the new Link keep his wits long enough to deal with this deeply unwelcome guest? Part III of The Legend of Zelda: Shadow Dawn. Rated M for disrespect, disrobings, and disembowelment.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,833 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 10/23/2011
The Lonely Year reviews
Final Fantasy VI: What if Celes had woken much earlier from her coma? An in-depth, grit-choked reconsideration of the year spent by Celes and Cid on that lonely island, in the wake of the end of the world. A descent into terror, madness, and blind hope.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Celes, Cid
The Omashu Job reviews
In the heady days after the end of the Hundred-Year War, a crew of veteran thieves attempts a daring robbery on the streets of Omashu. Naturally, nothing goes quite as expected. An Avatar: The Last Airbender tribute to the crime comics of Aaron, Azzarello, Brubaker, and Cooke. Rated M for murderers, grifters, junkies, and whores.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012
The Green Horizon reviews
Outsider Linus Olsen navigates an increasingly alien Hyrule. As war approaches from the north, he must adapt or die. Part II of The Legend of Zelda: Shadow Dawn. Rated M for drugs, coitus, cursing, and the old ultraviolence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,912 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
The Amber Twilight reviews
Born under the light of strange times and portents, an unlikely hero must accept a familiar, painful responsibility. A reimagining of the series. Part I of The Legend of Zelda: Shadow Dawn. Rated M for sex, drugs, harsh language, and arterial spray.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,877 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Necessary reviews
An old hermit of the Wastes encounters a posse on a mission. A Fallout III tribute to Robert B. Parker.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: Journey of the Ring reviews
A thousand years have passed since Brainiac used the One Ring to cover the world in fire. Now, the Ring reappears in the Deep Shire - inherited by unassuming Aang. Will he, the technomancer Iroh, and seven other heroes be able to destroy it?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,496 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008