Cheryl Dyson
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Joined 10-25-06, id: 1152666, Profile Updated: 09-14-13
Author has written 122 stories for Harry Potter, Ben 10, Merlin, Inception, Teen Wolf, Torchwood, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

UPDATE: September 14, 2013 - I am aware of all the recent kerfluffle regarding fic deletion and I have taken steps to backup as many things as possible. All of my fics can be found on Livejournal, but since it's admittedly hard to navigate when you're only trying to read, you can also find them at AO3. (I realize not many of them are currently on AO3, but I will get them there eventually. These idiots have also disabled clickable links, so just copy/paste this into your browser: http://archiveofourown.org/users/dysonrules/works Not everything is there yet, because I'm editing them prior to posting so they are the cleanest copies of my fics. If they delete something, I WILL put it up on AO3. I made a list of my 120 fics here and will keep an eye on it, since they apparently don't give warnings.

For anyone new to my writing, here is my blanket warning: MY FICS CONTAIN A LOT OF MATURE CONTENT, generally of a homoerotic nature. If you don't like it, DON'T READ IT!! Seriously, don't complain to me, just read something else more vanilla and white-bread flavored. I added a bunch of warnings to the fic summaries just to please the moral minority.

My novel is finished. Or, at least parts one and two of the trilogy. WOOT! You can read it for FREE at www.xcpublishing.net. It's also on Amazon. I write under my own name, so just search for me. The book is titled The Gauntlet Thrown. The third book will be available just as soon as I write the damn thing.

I still pretty much live on Livejournal, so drop by if you're in the area. I'm dysonrules on there. I run a Harry/Draco fest and everything. And a few other communities because I am obsessed with my fandom. I also write a few Merlin fics and a sprinkling from other fandoms.

I also have an original slash fiction site at http://dysonrules.dreamwidth.org although I haven't published anything there for a while. Still working on THINGS.

And a billion and ten thanks to everyone that reads and reviews my stuff. You are the reason I keep writing. Hugs and kisses a billionty!!

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Made For It by ConstantComment reviews
Fifth year Terry Boot gets caught in a very awkward situation by Anthony Goldstein, Head Boy of Hogwarts. A deal is made. Hearts and bones are broken and healed. Will this... thing they have grow into something more or will it fade away after year's end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Terry B., Anthony G.
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And So It Begins by freudian fuckup reviews
In which there is snogging, mild humiliation, a long car ride, a proposal, and a happily-as-ever-after.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want by Sara's Girl reviews
Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Rough Return by His Spectacles reviews
Reunions were supposed to be sweet and gentle, not animalistic and rough. Then again, they're very, very happy to see each other. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Apparition by Kyonkichi89 reviews
A short, slashy drabble that wouldn't leave me alone. So here it is! Harry let Draco, his Auror partner, sleep in this morning. Now he is beginning to regret it. D/H slash. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Loved By All by Lilith1631 reviews
Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Messing Around With Slim by Refur reviews
You don't mess around with Slim. It's just not a good idea. But since when has Dean Winchester let that put him off? Preseries, outside POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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With Born Tenacity reviews
His bruised and bloody body was fished from the Mediterranean Sea with only a wand and a single key as a clue to his identity. Even his name was a mystery. Did he dare to trust the man who found him lying on the beach? This story intentionally parallels The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum, as per the original prompt request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,720 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pseudo reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tug-O-Want reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Countdown reviews
When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters from Dr Malfeasant reviews
Draco has a new life goal and no one and nothing shall hinder him in his valiant pursuit to join the Eaters of Death. Except possibly that pesky Captain Potter. (Fic heavily inspired by Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog.) Epistolary fic. Cracky. Read with no expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Interdepartmental Collaboration reviews
Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Alpha Game reviews
Stiles and Scott run into Isaac during an innocent visit to Jungle; Scott thinks Isaac has ulterior motives and warns Stiles to stay away from him, but apparently that is easier said than done.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Stiles, Isaac - Complete
Homeward Bound reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Autumn Leaves reviews
This fluffy ficlet was written as a mini wedding gift for the fabulous saras girl. I rather like how it turned out. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Date Blindness reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'll Show You More reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After Hours reviews
Albus and Scorpius are stuck working on a holiday. Luckily, Albus knows a way to make things more interesting. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Take the Air reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rematch reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Laundry Letters reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Phantom Orchid reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zero to Hero reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Pieces reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Penitence reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Decoy Dilemma reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Persuasion reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Lipstick reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Stockings reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Arctic Emancipation reviews
Eames sets out to meet Arthur and Cobb in rural Connecticut, not realizing he's about to be caught in a blizzard. MATURE ADULT CONTENT and quite a bit of fluff.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Hell, High Water, or France reviews
When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stratagem reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Authentic Embellishment reviews
Arthur is at a costume party, bored witless and waiting for Cobb to hurry up with wooing his girlfriend so they can leave. He soon discovers that alcohol and attractive gladiators shouldn't mix. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Antithetic Equivalence reviews
Eames likes to watch Arthur and makes a mental catalog of their differences and similarities. If only he could get Arthur to care about either one... CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT FYI. ALSO: MOVIE SPOILERS LIKE WHOA.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Knock Three Times reviews
When Teddy Lupin is fifteen, he encounters the girl of his dreams, but she barely acknowledges his existence… until seven years later when they meet again. Cross-gen, het, MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Teddy L., Pansy P. - Complete
Friend Like You reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect reviews
Hugo Weasley hates Quidditch. James Potter tries to help him out. :D No scary adult content; it's just a sweet fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Obliviation reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Action Figures reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pathos reviews
Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potter Patchup reviews
After watching his cousin being abused by his "girlfriend", Hugo decides to do something about it. This fic contains cousincest and the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT warning, etc. But they are SO CUTE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - James S. P., Hugo W.
Alleviation of Boredom reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Solicitation reviews
George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Gloves reviews
Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chains of Earth reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perplexity reviews
This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Confection reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Praxis reviews
When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Amelioration reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Here We Come a Wassailing reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Deviation reviews
Arthur/Merlin Alternate Universe. A road trip takes a dangerous turn. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Deference reviews
Arthur/Merlin slash. I recently got into this show on BBC and all I can say is GUH to the billionty. There will be more fics about these two. I GUARANTEE IT. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Cinnamon Intervention reviews
Kevin/Ben SLASH. This was written for a friend and the cinnacult on Livejournal. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Renovations reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Order of Merlin reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Partake reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perception reviews
In my attempt to write things that should never be written, I cranked out this quick Percy/Cormc after deciding Percy never got very much action. LOL! MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND ALL THAT. SLASHY. YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Percy W., Cormac M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Entangled reviews
PART SIX of the Escorts saga. Draco and Harry thought their problems were over when they ousted Umbridge from the Ministry. It turns out their problems are only beginning. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,857 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Privileges reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watercoloured reviews
ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2009 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
Like A Sieve reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Hint of Revenge reviews
This is a bit of oddness inspired by the HBP movie and it contains definite Mature Adult Content. It's Ron/Cormac, go figure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Cormac M., Ron W. - Complete
Banishment reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigm reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blondage reviews
Lorcan and Lysander Scamander are twins with a more than brotherly affection for each other. Extremely mature content warning. I'm not joking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
Renaissance reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brigandage reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Draco disappears through a mysterious mirror and Harry is sent to retrieve him. Enter Jack Sparrow. Mature content and threesome warning. Pretty fluffy other than that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Summer Camp reviews
Mini-sequel to The Slytherin Hufflepuff. Yes, of course this contains mature content. Thanks for asking. Albus and Scorpius go to Summer Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Wascally reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Proximity reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Adrift reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalker Wars reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bridging the Rift reviews
This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Jack H. - Complete
A Brick reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teddy Tied reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Winter Pursuit reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ladder reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Ties reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts in Exile reviews
Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ransoms reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revamped reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Too reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Need reviews
Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Abandoned reviews
Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revisited reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts reviews
Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Home Remedies reviews
Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shampoo reviews
Snape gets a mysterious Christmas gift with unexpected consequences... OOC warnings: Snape as sex god, Hermione as kissing critic, McGonagall as rock band roadie... Was I insane when I wrote this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Medicine reviews
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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