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Joined 10-25-06, id: 1152761, Profile Updated: 01-29-14
Author has written 8 stories for Cats, Tin Man, Phantom of the Opera, Avengers, and Hobbit.


OK well my name's Laura I'm 24...I'm a girl and I'm from good ol' England. My user name is a nickname my friend Rhiannon (Dr. Toilette) gave me. Anyway, here's some more random info:

Hair colour: brown, really want to dye it but I'm allergic to hairdye, although I do have a natural white streak on one side which just randomly appeared one day-think Sweeney Todd but near the back of my head, not at the front.

Eye colour: Blue/grey-all depends on the light really, sometimes they're a sky blue, sometimes dark blue, sometimes almost practically white.

The most random/memorable thing that's happened to me is seeing Sir Ian McKellen naked (in a play, he played King Lear in the Royal Sakespeare company production), I've also walked around Pompei and up Mount Vesuvius (volcanic ash=crap to walk on)

I'd love to be able to do fanart for my stories but, unlike almost everyone else in my family, I can't draw for toffee.

Fave films: Anything Disney, most Tim Burton stuff, interview with a vampire, queen of the damned, Casper, the Dark crystal, Labyrinth, Pan's labyrinth, the Spiderwick chronicles, from Hell, phantom of the opera and the LOTR trilogy, The Hobbit.

Fave music: I have 1 rule-if it doesn't grab me in the first ten seconds I don't like it. Other than that I'll listen to anything

Fave TV shows:Again, anything Disney (notice a pattern yet?), TMNT, Dr. Who, Family guy, tin man, heroes, Jekyll, Friends, Sherlock

Fave books: Mr. B Gone, Tithe, Valiant, Ironside, interview with a vampire, the hobbit, lotr, chambers of blood, Company of liars, The owl killers

Fave anime:Inuyasha, Hellsing, avataar and Spirited away

Fave actors/actresses:Jonny Depp, Mackenzie Crook, David Tennant, Helena Bonham Carter

Hates: Spiders, wasps, injections, two-faced people, people taking the mickey out of my height (yes, I'm small there's not really a lot I can do about it!)

Would love to visit: New Orleans, New York, Egypt, Africa, New Zealand

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book (usually Harry Potter). I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

I'm looking to get to know some fellow fanfic writers so if you feel like emailing me for any reason feel free! Hope to hear from some of you-don't be shy :

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Under Goblin Town by AndyHood reviews
There is a reason why the hobbits don't leave the Shire. The story of Bullroarer Took had more to it then what Gandalf knew about. The goblins have a long memory and hold a grudge against any and all hobbits especially Tooks. A story of where Bilbo didn't fall down deeper in the goblin caves and finds the Ring but was brought in front of the Goblin Kings wrath. No Slash, AU No Ring
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,738 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bifur, The Goblin King
But It Could Be by Hiiro-No-Ame reviews
Toni's always been reluctant to let people in, but what happens when she allows Bruce to step across that line? And what will become of them when voices from the past spread doubt over Bruce's self control? Warning Fem Toni.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,501 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
After the Journey by Blood Dahlia reviews
After Erebor was retaken by the dwarves, Bilbo was exiled and left to travel alone to the Shire. Years later, when he's settled down into some sense of normalcy, the dwarves realize their mistake at dismissing their thief and set out to make things right.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,414 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Rent-boy by greensorceress reviews
AU - New York City, 1880, the Gilded Age. Fili Durin is a wealthy, sheltered young railroad heir fresh out of college. He comes across a young prostitute named Kili and is instantly smitten with the boy. But Kili's trust is not easily given and Fili's uncle and guardian disapproves of his choice of lover. Rated M for sex, violence and past mentions of child abuse and rape.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,111 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Deuces and Kings by PirateColey reviews
Bofur enjoys being single, but his workmate Thorin keeps setting him up on bad blind dates. Fed up, he bribes his friend Nori into pretending to be his boyfriend in hopes that it will make Thorin leave him be. But, fake-dating Nori has its own set of complications and Bofur realizes he might have to go all-in on a chance to win Nori's heart for real. (Modern AU. Nofur. SMUT.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Bofur - Complete
Ink & Steel by PirateColey reviews
Ori's love for Dwalin is greater than any tale. Dwalin's love for Ori is sharper than any blade. Is true love possible when you're as different as ink and steel?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Dwalin, Ori - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Molten Gold by Silvarana reviews
Fíli had hair the colour of gold and dwarves were a race prone to suffer from gold lust. A 5 1 story of how Fíli was merely a scratch for an itch and the one time someone wanted Fíli for who he is. Mostly movie!verse, rated M for adult situations.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Fíli - Complete
Baby It's You by Scruffy-Nerf-Hearder reviews
When a little girl is left behind after a class field trip to Stark Tower Bruce takes her home where he meets her mother. The next day he finds himself in her shop and soon after they find they keep running into each other. The more Bruce tries to ignore it the more he feels drawn to the two. Is the universe just being cruel, or could he have found where he truly belongs? Bruce/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,195 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Caged Bird by Lauren Wagner reviews
Set two weeks after Music Soothes the Wild Beckett, Beckett catches his harp player again. Will have the second and third movies included COMPLETED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Cutler B., Ragetti - Complete
Music Soothes the Wild Beckett by Lauren Wagner reviews
Set before DMC: Ragetti and Pintel's escape from Port Royal was a combination of cleverness and the Divine
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Cutler B., Ragetti - Complete
Honor Among Us by Mainecoon reviews
Basil of Baker Street begins a rather strange case... working for a member of Ratigan's gang!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 12/24/2000
A Life for a Life by Mainecoon reviews
Sequel to "Honor Among Us"
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 12/24/2000
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The family we choose reviews
A series of oneshots of Frodo and his 'uncles'
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Change your mind reviews
Bilbo and Bofur make a bet involving one of Bofur's least favourite foods. BilboxBofur
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Prodigal reviews
Tony's estranged sister is back in New York, can their relationship be salvaged? OC/?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Crush reviews
Basically 9 year old Peter has discovered girls, or rather one girl, and has a question for his dads.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
We have a theory reviews
Me and my friends pay the phantom a little visit to clear something up.Just a random crack fic based on a conversation we had.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Hands reviews
Glitch contemplates his hands. Mild Glitch/Cain. My first attempt at anything slashey so...yeah ONESHOT Reviews appreciated as always.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Glitch, Cain - Complete
Memory reviews
Peviously UNTITLED. A series of sweet moments between Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer and their owner. Please r and r
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Different yet somehow the same reviews
They say that pets take after their owners and vice versa and as I lie here watching you and your friends I can’t help but notice the similarities between your tribe and mine. ONESHOT
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete