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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Harry Potter.

Byterz Will Be Eaten!!

Name: Phantom (Menace)

Age: Young enough to do drugs, old enough to know not to (But that doesn't stop me)

Gender: XX

Likes: A lot of things, Myself, Gas Masks, Geishas, Art,

Dislikes: A lot of things and Fangirls, Haters

Music: A lot of things (Minus country, techno, and rave moosik)

Ethnicity: AZN

Sin: WRATH

-Yaoi and Incest is a No-No (However, I love Yuri. A lot.)

- I don't read manga or watch anime anymore. But I still love fanfiction for some odd reason.

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Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Six Thousand Miles by hollyberry29 reviews
Sylar grinned. "I'm being rather generous, you know, asking you first. I could always just drive to the airport... turn into Daddy Bennet, buy two tickets for the next flight to Florence. One for me, and one for my pretty little girl..." Claire/Sylar
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G.
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Need You Now by aekohl reviews
An entire century has passed on either side of him, but he's still alone and he needs her more with every passing day. Sylaire
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Within Ourselves by xReaderx reviews
In this world of technicolor and broken snow globes lives a Picasso family. SylarxClaire. AU. Oneshot.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
One Fine Day by leafiephoenix reviews
Claire struggles through another day in college, while Sylar simply waits on a rooftop for something to happen -- but what? It's just another normal day, or so they think. Well, maybe they're wrong. Or maybe they're right. AU after season 3. Complete.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Memories: Hey Jealousy by januaryfreeze92 reviews
Post Memories: Substitute Stalker, resuming right after. Claire goes to math class and Sylar gets a little jealous before showing her it's not nice to tease... Sylaire.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Fragments of a Girl Soft and Sentimental by liam22 reviews
Sylar/Claire She traded on prison for another. And not by choice. Warnings for violence and non-con.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Bridges to Build by ArcaneShinigami reviews
Claire and Sylar are on the run, having lunch in a diner in the middle of nowhere. Cuteness and angst all in a ONESHOT! Sylaire, rated T, R&R!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Forever Yours by Gabriel99 reviews
When did this obsession start? Was it the first time he tried to cut her head open? The second? Or perhaps it was when he saw the possibility contained in the years stretching ahead, with only one person who would keep him company … however unwillingly.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Probability by hmsbeta reviews
Slight AU: First Crimebusters meeting. Dr. Manhattan fails to show and Silk Spectre is keen on Rorschach. Rated for language and sex. Rorschach/Silk Spectre II
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Laurie J./Silk Spectre - Complete
Imbalance by MintiNeko reviews
In which Claire endures Sylar’s bedside manner while he pries bullets out of her body and comes to a decision. Post-season finale, some spoilers.Sylaire
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Love Colder Than Death by elenwyn reviews
Claire is determined to free herself from the quicksand, Sylar is content to wait until she surrenders to it. Sylaire one-shot
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Can't Fight Fate by Serena Thorn reviews
If there's one man who knows you can't fight fate, it's Sylar. Now it's time for him to pass that wisdom onto Claire. ONESHOT
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
How Sylar Got His Groove Back by Ivoryshell reviews
Don't read if you haven't seen season final you won't understand, and major spoilers! My fun take on how Sylar over dominates his mental cell. Sylar and Claire
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Memories: Questions and Answers by januaryfreeze92 reviews
Claire contemplates Sylar's/Gabriel's questions. Sylaire. Pre Memories: Substitute Stalker. Part of the Memories series... Rated T for reference to sex, but not the act of. Claire's POV, then a bit of Gabriel/Sylar POV.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Got Sand in Your Pants? by Kodukadvakch reviews
He couldn't promise he wouldn't hurt her. He couldn't promise he wouldn't kill her. But he could at least assure her that harming her, at this moment, was not his intention. Gaasaku, written as a Christmas gift for Anko! Lemon, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Home by kc-archive reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
For You by Astralaria reviews
Sylar's tried so hard for so long, but she's never really understood why.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Paths That Merge by bittersweetmelody47 reviews
AU. When Sylar is put in Level 5, his main objective, of course, is getting out. But once Claire is brought in, he finds that his objectives have changed. SylarxClaire. Spoilers for Volume 1 & 2, perhaps a tiny bit of Volume 3.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Flow of Life by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 249,069 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experimentation by ABitOHoney reviews
Sakura is assigned a special mission involving researching Jinchuurikis and their Bijuus. Her test subject: Gaara of the Desert. While discovering the cause and effect of the Bijuu, she is led to an unintended discovery: her attraction to Gaara. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Rendezvous by Miss Artemis reviews
She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by articfoxarticfox reviews
Norribeth. JamesElizabeth. AU after CotBP. Scenes from a marriage.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Next Time by kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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go ahead, love me reviews
even if he does top, she'll always be stronger than him. "Here's some good advice, don't let your girlfriend listen to Kpop. She'll become a hard-core feminist and you'll never get laid again." AU-ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
library escapades reviews
Oh, were you in the middle of studying for your test? I'm sorry. Whoops! There goes my bra, oh how silly of me.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
The Cupcake Theory reviews
AU. Because the only way to keep her from sinking her fangs into his neck was to give what she wanted. And what she wanted were cupcakes. -SakuNeji-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Blackout reviews
Deep within the underworld of cyberpunk Japan; Agent S is brought back from the grave and wants to do only one thing: Kill the bastards who killed her. "Sakura," "It's Agent S, Itachi."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
in H U M A N reviews
Because sometimes, even immortals forget how to be human. 55 things that makes Sakura "normal". AU. Main SakuGaa. Some SakuXMulti.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Skin and Bones reviews
No one ever forgets love, no matter how hard they to try push it away. Everything happens for a reason. Underneath the skin and bones, lies two beating hearts. "Sakura..." "Gaara, for you I'd bleed myself"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,841 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Lui o Moi? reviews
He realized she was not made for him, She knew she was made for another. "Why didn't you tell me?" "I'm sorry, I was made for him."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bed of Violence reviews
He wanted to learn; he had to know; he needed someone to teach him. Sakura wants to be the one to tame the beast, but has no idea what she got herself into.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Rainy Day reviews
Soi Fong needs to learn how to forget about the past, and to do so, she'll need someone to help her along. There, she'll meet the one person who is willing to do just that.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Suì-Fēng, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Wicked Game reviews
Sakura was alone and dying in the middle of the night after being brutally attacked, when along came Gaara to help her out. But what he doesn't realize is the trouble he's getting himelf into for helping a Grim Reaper. RE-EDITED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,342 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Mischievous Kiss reviews
Gaara owns a recording company he wants to stay at the top, to do that he asks the help of his childhood friend, Sakura. But as the closer they get, the more trouble heads their way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Love Hurts reviews
Told from Soifon's point of view, a oneshot about how one person would do anything for the one person they love most only to have them slip away from you forever. YURI. Language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete