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Joined 10-25-06, id: 1153305, Profile Updated: 02-21-08
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Charmed, and Misc. Books.


I am sooooo excited to be writing things on here and people reading them and liking them!

I have a Pen Name on FictionPress: and have 2 stroies on there right now. Both are strange, but entertaining, I think!

A few facts about me:

I live in Wisconsin.

Some of my favorite shows are House, Lost, Project Runway, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and about 100 anime's I don't have the time or energy to type.

My favorite books (some of them anyway,): Twilight and New Moon, anything written by Cornilia Funke, EVERYTHING written by James Patterson, The Bar Code Tattoo, The Vampire Kisses Seiries, Moon Called, and The Tales of the Otori Trilogy.

Some of my favorite movies are: The Covenant, Step Up, Anything with Jim Carrey or Jonny Depp in it, Dracula 2000, and Meet the Fockers.

I'm a sophmore in high school.

And believe that smiley face ducktape and Q-tips will one day save the world.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't and are smart enough not to and realize that its terrible,and bad, and all that stuff, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conersation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are so obssessed with Twilight that you have a built in Volvo radar, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side! we have jackets and cookies

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Ok, I am done... for now

to every question i ask u say "pea green soup"
~What did u have for breakfast?
~What did u have for lunch?
~What did u have for dinner?
~What did u do all nite?
HAHA bet u feel like a moron now!

"An Apple a day keeps the doctor away,

but if the doctor is cute

screw the fuit"

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."

we were given two legs to walk on

two ears to listen

two eyes to see with

but only one heart because the other one was given to someone else for u to find. . .

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The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Thunderstorm by Shiggity Shwa reviews
A fabricated episode for The Office season 4. What happened if all the characters were forced to stay the night in the office? Could they do it? Will they go crazy? Read and see!
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,667 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Whisked Back by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Edward bites Bella and as she begins her transformation, Victoria shows up and kills both Bella and Edward. What happens when Bella and Edward find themselves in 1918...both as humans? COMPLETE! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Law of Three by quorra-eyre reviews
Laura Halliwell transferred to Spenser academy to get away from her brothers and her destiny. She never knew that she’d hit another problem when she reached the other side of the nation…
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,633 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Words of Magus by quorra-eyre reviews
She defeated Chase Collins, she's dating Reid Garwin, she's the daughter of a Charmed One and she's the next in line for the legacy. Did I forget to mention she's pregnant? Sequel to Law of Three
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,525 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
Bad Luck Birthday by Cymbala reviews
[previously titled 'April 16th'] When Yuki finds out that Shuichi's birthday is coming up, what's he going to do? COMPLETE! CHAPTER 11 SLIGHTLY REWRITTEN!
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,152 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Coming Home To Finn by saranicole reviews
This story explains what happened with Megan Meade and Finn McGowan between the Airport scene with Doug and the Ultimate Frisbee scene with all the boys.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
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Redemption reviews
Impulse by Ellen Hopkins Conner is dead & Vanessa and Tony are allowed to return home. Will they keep in touch now that they don't have the walls of Aspen Springs to keep them close?
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007
Happily Ever After Or is it? reviews
Sequal to When Nature Calls. Edward figures out being human isn't as good as he though it might be. NEW! LAST CHAPTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
A Magical Surprise reviews
Charmed Twilight Crossover A new student comes to Forks High School and trouble soon follows. Can the new student be the cause of it. I mean, she's only a Halliwell.
Crossover - Charmed & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,649 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Edward - Complete
When Nature Calls reviews
When Edward finds a vampire whose gift can allow him and Bella to be together without putting her in danger, what will happen? NEW! Last Chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Mini Stories reviews
Here are some mini stories I thought would happen in Twilight! Enjoy! NEW! Edward's version of how he met Carlisle and became a vampire! Now finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,376 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete