Psycotaco
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Joined 10-25-06, id: 1153425
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Harry Potter.

All right. I hate self-introductions, I really do. Seems like everything I write makes me sound way too humble or full of myself, so I'll be as blunt as I possibly can.

My name's Patrick. I'm an overweight 16-year old white guy living near San Francisco. Yes, I can drive and no, I do not have a girlfriend (not that any of you ladies care).

In fact, despite my dashing good looks and enchanting charm, I get rejected a lot but hey, at least I try.

Anyways. I walk my dog, do the dishes, and play bass (badly). Welcome to my life, home of the mediocre.

But a man can still dream, right? So thank the god of your choice for fanfiction.net.

I'm not much of a writer, but thanks to an essay-writing course I took at summer school, what I write has neat grammar, so just enjoy it.

IN PRODUCTION: A Naruto and Knights of the Old Republic 2 crossover. I wanted to use the character I created in-game and land him in the Naruto world with the personality and traits I gave him. With him is his good buddy Bao-Dur, and the two droids T3-M4 and HK-47 (interesting note on HK: his name is very similiar to the portable genocide machine, the AK-47, and the homicidal protagonist from the game Hitman is called Hired Killer 47, or, HK-47). Watch and be amazed as I struggle for plot points and keep the cast in-character.

Also, a Harry Potter mystery/thriller which I'm not too confident about. Drop a review if you want to and tell me what you think.

THE FUTURE: Well, being a Naruto fan, I am also, inevitably, a Bleach fan. But, interestingly enough, Ishida Uryu is my favorite character, but I'm not too fond of Sasuke, possibly his Naruto counterpart (they also have the same voice actor). So maybe a fanfic centered around the arrow-flinging nerd may stumble onto the website sometime.

Plus, a good Starcraft crossover, to celebrate the fact that those lazy developers at Blizzard finally got off their asses and made a Starcraft 2. Can't wait.

Well, my hands hurt, so go read something else. Psycotaco out.

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Acquiescence by Lady Flick reviews
COMPLETE! ZUTARA. Zuko, Katara and Sokka go under cover into the Fire Nation. EPILOGUE UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,107 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Breakout by Rzz reviews
Post DOBS He is her last hope of freedom. She is his last hope of acceptance. ZukoxSuki
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Zuko, Suki
Brothers in Arms by nolongerpostingonthissite reviews
In a palace in Ba Sing Se, one man awaits his death, one boy – his torture, and another – his destiny. An Iroh, Sokka and Zuko adventure. Now with epilogue. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,928 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
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A Friend in Need reviews
Leading a country out of economic and social turmoil has left a heavy toll on Zuko. Teetering on the edge of complete alienation, maybe all he needs is a little help from his friends.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Zuko
Who Let the Muggle in Here? reviews
After a magical mishap causes death and destruction in the muggle world, the Prime Minister takes matters into his own hands. Takes place several years after the Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008
SOS reviews
Konoha has an unexpected visitor one night as a Jedi has a crash landing behind the hokage tower. How will the Jedi and the Ninjas react to each other? Takes place after KoTOR II with a light side male exile. HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Old Gods reviews
Aang and the others flee to the Western Air Temple, followed closely by Zuko. But powerful forces make their home at the old Air Temple. How will they affect the gaang and the war? No pairings yet, some OCs.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Katara, Zuko