![]() Author has written 43 stories for Flame of Recca, Naruto, Spiral, Honey and Clover, Ultra Maniac, Itazura na Kiss, Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hana Yori Dango, Glee, and Fairy Tail. To heartsmin95: Dearie, I hope you're reading my profile coz I really have no way of contacting you. Your email address was wiped out in the feedback so you can send me a PM instead...? I think... Anyways, I'm glad you enjoyed the fic! (Coz I did slaved over that story...) And I'm glad that you like the symbolisms. I like them, too, because they mean something and they just don't sound like I'm creating tales just for the heck of it. I'm also glad that I wrote the symbols to save me time thinking about it. Besides, I think it's like the process of give and take... or that "Do unto man whatever you want to do unto you"-idea sort of thing. I don't want any misinterpretations when my reader gets to read the fic. I want them to know what I was thinking and feeling at that time I was writing it. Although I'm not really confident if my thoughts and feelings were evident while I wrote it. But personally, that's what I think. I want my feelings to reach out to my readers so that they can feel it too while reading it and visualize what I visualized. Anyhow, have you ever watched Nodame Cantabile...? If not, I recommend you to watch it. In one episode, it was shown that in order for the player to interpret the piece more precisely, they have to learn what was on the composer's mind, what he felt, what was happening during his time and during his life, etc. It's the same with this fic. I'm giving out an idea why I wrote the fic and what I was experiencing, thinking and feeling at the same time. And uh... did you know that I re-read the story as soon as I read your feedback? I have read and re-read the entire piece to proofread it, but I guess I got immersed in reading that I forgot why I was re-reading it in the first place. As soon as I've settled my priorities, I'll get to the errors and correct them as soon as I can. Hmmm... The story does give off a sad vibe, doesn't it...? I spent writing half of the chapters in the hospital while accompanying my dad for his chemotherapy - day and night. I also had mixed feelings in it because there was sometime when I got the courage to send a text message to my nine-year-long crush; but then the conversation got awry. Ugh! I don't wanna even think about it. But I just really can't let go of the idea of me having a crush on him. Nine long years, for goodness sake! I spent nine long years being single just because I have this crazy idea of waiting for him. I'm crazy, aren't I...? Anyway, I've thought of writing as my profession which is why I'm trying my luck here at FF. Although, now that I think about it, I easily get bored so I tend to hop from one thing to the other. I just find it a miracle that though I hate my current profession, I'm still sticking to it. UGH!!! Although I'm not practicing yet, my parents are coercing me to do such and I'm absolutely saddened by the fact that I'm letting them have their way. Humph! So now, I write as a past time. Though honestly, I have more writing time when I juggle it with school work. It's a pity that I graduated already and I don't get to write fics during class... or sleep while class are ongoing. LOL And you're positively right that it helps you escape from reality. The world, no matter how there are still many good things out there, is becoming more cruel and harsh as the time goes by. So I think in writing, you can already have a haven of your own. And about the pointers... I'm not sure if I can give you anything sensible... or anything at all. As I've mentioned before, I tend to hop from one thing to the other, same goes with my writing style. If you've ever get the chance to reading all my fics, you'd know how different one thing from the other is. And I'm still a novice in this particular department. I'm not an English major and I only had one Lit. class back in college and it wasn't even the best Lit. class. But if you've got something in mind and you're willing to share it, I'll lend you an ear, a shoulder, a hand... or anything goes! _ And yes I am. LOL. I'm 4 years older. -satomika January 17, 2012 There were many things I've said in the past, yes. But I sincerely hope that you'll let me have this chance to say what I feel this moment in time. Right now, after watching Nodame Cantabile Live Drama, I feel like I'm in eternal bliss. I first mentioned that Heartstrings was the best Asianovela I've ever watched; but now, it's playing second fiddle to Nodame Cantabile. They both have music as its theme, and music is a huge part of me. The way they played their respective instruments enchanted me and captured my soul - it felt like it's the feeling of falling in love... or better yet, the feeling of loving someone - which I really am not an expert about because I don't think I have the right experience (actually, no experience at all...). Nevertheless, I hope that you'll let me cherish this bit and pieces, small moments in time, where I can surround myself with temporary bliss... for this is me being the calm before the storm... Perhaps, I just need someone whom I can talk to. Or maybe, it's just my way of dealing with something dreadfully foreboding which has caused me severe anxiety and this is my crazy self talking. Whatever it is, I am just glad that the Lord is letting me be myself before He takes a big part of my soul and until I may possibly succumb or plunge myself into the darkness. That, or maybe He wants me to draw my courage from this temporary bliss. Well, nonetheless, I truly am grateful for letting me share this piece of information with you. Until next time! satomika January 12, 2012 Hello! I was told that an event will cause irreparable damage to myself... and I believe it so. Because I also have an inkling about what's going to happen. With that said, I'd be taking months off for myself and my family. But just as I said, I will make sure I'd finish my fics even it takes me a long period of time... (even if i have to scratch my eyeballs out and until my fingers bleed). So here I am, asking you to lend me your strength, prayers and support. Thank you so much! See you guys soon! -satomika- January 01, 2012 Hello! To those who are waiting for me to update my fics, thank you for still waiting for me; but I'm terribly sorry to inform you that I'm not updating any fic until I passed the upcoming exam I WANTED and NEEDED to take, as well as when I would finally get a stable job. When that would happen, I don't know. Nevertheless, I hope you would still enjoy your day and continue praying for me and supporting me so I can support myself, as well. Do not fear for whatever I started, I will make sure to finish it even it takes me a long period of time... (even if i have to scratch my eyeballs out and until my fingers bleed) Anyway, I hope you guys had a wonderful start with the new year coz I myself feel like mine already ended before it even started. With lots of love, -satomika- hi guys! have you ever experienced going on duty straight for 24 hours? i just did and i'm still in front of the computer...LOL... (December 05, 2011) no... seriously, i just did... and it was absolutely exhausting... well... just wanna share that! satomika: so this exam i'm talking about...i survived it and came out of it alive... although it ate at me most of the time every time i've thought of it... thank you to those who prayed for me and supported me. thank you so much, you guys, for your love! but anyway, i have another upcoming exam which my parents are kinda forcing on me to take... so things will be harder and slower again... hope you still give the same support, love and the best wishes... cheers! There's just one thing I've always been wondering about... I've been reading a lot of Noah Puckerman/Rachel Berry fics... and there's a lot of things going through my mind... like... are the real actors of Noah and Rachel ever been reading the fan fictions made about them? Hahaha... I wonder what Mark Sallings's and Lea Michele's reactions are... Goodness gracious! I love them both! And I hope the both of them are really dating in real life... I could just die from happiness if they both ended up together in real life like the ones I've been reading in fics... Anyway, hi To the Faye Valentine readers and reviewers, you're free to guess who the secret person is... but we won't tell it yet... Anyway, we'll be gone for quite sometime... We hope that when we come back, you'd still be there to support us. Thank you and always enjoy your reading! To the Are You...? readers and reviewers, thanks for all your support as well. Sorry we could not update all its chapters as soon as we can. We still hope that you'll continue reading and reviewing once we resume our unit. Enjoy! (P.S.: All the details, minute or huge consists one whole big picture. Without them, don't you think the picture would lack something? Just a thought for those readers out there. ;) --satomika) Corny Banat… “Mi-chan… would you make this shorter and in a statement? ‘If you’re in the laboratory, and I’m with you…’ what would the answer be?” Tokiya smirked at Fuuko’s corny attempts to tell him that she loves him… Answer: I’m in LAB wih you… Get it? Love=Lab Favor: Can someone make a Sugar Sugar Rune fan fic either about Chocolat/Pierre OR Chocolat/Saule OR Chocolat/Houx from Sugar Sugar Rune? And is there anyone who also roots for a Shun/Runo fic? Please make lots as well! Thanks! Please add heaps of Masane/Reiji Takayama fic from Witchblade. Oh! Oh! Please add mounatin loads of Josh/Yoko fic from Team Galaxy! Add smexy Kyouya/Haru fics from Katekyo Hitman Reborn, too! And can anyone make hot Yuta/Mana fics from Mermaid Saga?! Name: err... I'd keep Satomika as my codename... for the meantime Gender: well... I act like my brothers but I get nervous every time I see my crush... I might even hyperventilate around hot guys...haha! Just take a guess... hmmm... actually, my friends say that even though my face looks neutral, my ears turn red whenever a "crush" of mine shows up... weird, huh...? i'm not sure if that's true though coz i would always vehemently deny that i like the guy... coz i know who i like and who i don't, right...? Age: it's improper and rude to ask a lady her age... (okay, i already told you my gender...) anyway, if you know Naruto, and you know his birth day, I'm proud to say that we were "born" on the same day... (October 10) although that doesn't answer how old I am... hahahahahaha!!! Country: Philippines Likes: I like lots of things... and anime is definitely on the first of my list. I also like asianovelas... particularly korean, taiwanese, and japanese dramas:) Dislikes: I dislike lots of things...more like bordering on hate and people having a vice are likely at the top of that list - most especially cigarette smokers, drunkards, gamblers, and drug addicts! I hate terrorists and their acts of terrorism, especially those who do not respect other people's faith! Personality: I'm mostly bat-shit crazy... but I can also be moody... RAWR! Fast Facts: I'm a Major fan of Basketball. I root on Los Angeles Lakers. (I'm a Lakers fan first before any other team.) I also like Dallas Mavericks, Phoenix Suns, and Minnesota Timberwolves. I fantasize Soccer and American Football. I'm a BIG FAN of the Philippine Azkals! Awoo-awoo! We believe! I'm a Swimmer and a Chess Player, though. Fav hot anime hunks: Akira Sendoh, Soujirou Seta, Sesshomaru (in short, SSS or ASS) Fav Anime: Itazura na Kiss (the perfect anime!), Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X, and many more but I have to sort them out first... My Zanpakutō: Nikki Rose's Burning Funeral, Sapphire Meditation is always activated, and resembles a substantial . It increases the wielder's stamina. Fav Pairings in Naruto: mainly NaruHina, sometimes I read SasuHina, ItaHina, DeiHina, GaaraHina, NejiHina, HidanHina, ShikaIno Fav Pairing in Sorcer Stabber Orphen: OrphenCleo Fav Pairings in InuYasha: InuKag, SessKag, MirokuSango, sometimes KogaKag Fav Pairing in Spiral: AyuHiyo Fav pairing in Flame of Recca: ToFuu I also like: Akihisa Yoshii/Minami Shimada and Yuuji Sakamoto/Shouko Kirishima from Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts Goku/Chi-Chi and Vegeta/Bulma from Dragon Ball and all its sequels Yakumo Saito/Haruka Ozawa from Psychic Detective Yakumo Toshizo Hijikata/Chizuru Yukimaru from Hakuoki Shiro Emiya/Rin Tohsaka from Fate/stay night and its sequels, prequel and -verses Kamijou Touma/Misaka Mikoto from To Aru Majutsu/Kagaku no Index/Railgun Nura Rikuo (human and youkai)/Yuki-Onna (Tsurara Oikawa) from Rise of the Nura Clan... i wish Ryuuji and Yura aren't siblings... i love their interactions with each other! and if they weren't siblings, i would've paired them and shipped them... seriously... but i really am strongly against incest... UGH! it gives me the creeps... i don't like *cough*hate*cough* kana... she's sooo... ordinary... LOL Fujisaki Yusuke (Bossun)/Onizuka Hime (Himeko/Onihime) or Kazuyoshi Usui (Switch)/Onizuka Hime (Himeko/Onihime)... i don't like anyone to be partnered with Switch and/or Bossun if it's not Himeko!!! Kinji Tohyama/Aria H. Kanzaki from Hidan no Aria... although shirayuki is tough when she needs to be, she's still that irritating female to me... riko is well... riko; so definitely NAH for kinji... and reki... she's like a robot to me; though i like her since she's cool... :) Takashi Komura/Rei Miyamoto from High School of the Dead (because I think that Saeko Busujima is one hell of a super duper cool female... she's too cool for me to have her end up with takashi; besides, i think takashi and rei are best together... and rei is also one tough chic and...-sigh- just disappointed that there are more takashi/saeko in ff .net wahhhhhh!!!ok... Saeko is beautiful, wise, strong, smart and everything. But she's too perfect for Takashi... {http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7520889/1/Until_The_Dead_Do_Us_Apart_Part_I by Fallen'ArcAngel}) Shinichi Chiaki/Megumi "Nodame" Noda, Miki Kiyora/Ryuutaro Mine from Nodame Cantabile... sometimes I think that the live drama actor of chiaki is so dashingly, debonairly (if there's such a term) handsome and cool. and nodame's live actor is super duper cute! November 11 (Jack Simon)/Misaki Kirihara (Yayoi Ichinose: Misaki's alias in Section 3) from Darker than Black Haku/Chihiro from Spirited Away Oga Tatsumi/Hildegard from Beelzebub Usui/Misaki from Kaicho wa Maid-Sama Natsu/Lucy, Gray/Lucy, Loki/Lucy, Hibiki/Lucy, Freed/Lucy, Gajeel/Levy from Fairy Tail... i really can't decide who i want to pair Lucy with in the anime... well... as long as Gray is either Lucy's or he's a bachelor Ciel/Elizabeth from Kuroshitsuji I cannot accept a boy/boy (yaoi) or girl/girl (yuri) relationship... so... i'm going for a Wolfram/Elizabeth pairing (episode 45) from Kyo Kara Maoh Ryuuji/Taiga from Toradora Hiruma/Mamori from Eyeshield 21 mainly Soujirou/Yuki, sometimes i entertain myself with Akira/Yuki or Soujirou/Yuki/Akira triangles from Hana Yori Dango, even Yuki/Rui ones, too! That also goes without saying that I'm interested in the other versions (Taiwanese and Korean versions) Xiao You/Xi Men, and especially the SoEul shipping from BOF. Love Yi Jeong/Ga Eul! Although, yes, I do entertain Yuki/Ga Eul/Xiao You with someone else other than Soujiro/Yi Jeong/Xi Men... mainly Kyouya/Haru, but I also like Takeshi/Haru, Hayato/Haru, Mukuro/Haru, Belphegor/Haru, Xanxus/Haru, Squalo/Haru, Dino/Haru, Fran/Haru, Byakuran/Haru but I think I want a Tsuna/Haru in the anime series of Katekyo Hitman Reborn Yuta/Mana from Mermaid Saga Abel/Astheroshe, sometimes Abel/Catherina, sometimes Abel/Noelle, Ion/Esther from Trinity Blood Haji/Saya, sometimes Saya/Solomon, Mao/Kai, Julia/David from Blood Van/Wendy from GUNxSWORD (P.S. Not platonic, okay?)(Although I'm usually against age gaps...) Mai/Naru from Ghost Hunt Katie(Kaede)/Dylan(Setsu), sometimes Katie/Kyle(Kaoru), sometimes Katie/Koichi from Mirmo de Pon! or incase here in this site, Mirmo Zibang! Dan/Runo, sometimes Shun/Runo from Bakugan Battle Brawlers I'm in love with Megumi Yamamoto/Yahiro Saiga couple from Special A (S. A.) Mayura/Loki from Matantei Loki Ragnarok or Mythical Sleuth Loki Chocolat/Pierre and sometimes Chocolat/Saule and Chocolat/Houx from Sugar Sugar Rune Sousuke/Kaname from Full Metal Panic Kaoru/Kenshin and Sano/Megumi and Yahiko/Tsubame from Rurouni Kenshin Lucia/Kaito and sometimes Lucia/Ryo from Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch Meg/Ryu from Detective School Q Yuta/Nina from Ultra Maniac Ichigo/Rukia and Toushiro/Momo; although I read fics with pairings Ulquiorra/Rukia and Grimmjow/Rukia from Bleach Ash/Misty from Pokemon Ikki/Ringo from Air Gear George/Caroline from Paradise Kiss Gene/Melfina from Outlaw Star Nami/Zoro from One Piece Train/Eve from Black Cat Mayama/Yamada sometimes Yamada/Morita from Honey and Clover Fakir/Ahiru from Princess Tutu Sakura/Syaoran from both Tsubasa Chronicles and Card Captor Sakura Genzo/Megumi from Cheeky Angel Faye/Spike from Cowboy Bebop Shuurei/Ryuuki from Saiunkoku Monogatari Aya/Souichiro, Aya/Masataka from Tenjho Tenge Risa/Atsushi from Lovely Complex Riku/Daisuke, Riku/Dark from D.N. Angel Miyu/Kanata from Daa!Daa!Daa! Sora/Yamato, Hikaru/Takeru from Digimon Kyo/Tohru from Fruits Basket Amon/Robin from Witch Hunter Robin Kurama/Botan, sometimes Hiei/Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho Mosquiton/Inaho from Master of Mosquiton Seiji/Ayase from Midori no Hibi Miaka/Tamahome from Fushigi Yuugi Ran/Yuuya and sometimes Ran/Rei from Super Gals! Mikan/Natsume, Hotaru/Ruka from Gakuen Alice Shun/Ruriko from Gatekeepers Tidus/Yuna from Final Fantasy X Romeo/Juliet from RomeoxJuliet P.S.: I also like Zuko/Katara from Avatar: The Last Air Bender Korra/Mako from Avatar: The Legend of Korra Martin/Diana from Martin Mystery (i know i hate INCEST and that martin and diana are step-siblings [keyword:siblings] but still... i love a Martin Mystery/Diana Lombard pairing!) Gwen/Kevin (honestly, I also like Ben/Gwen when Gwen/Kevin wasn't introduced yet... and I might still be rooting for them... sigh) from Ben 10 I love the Cornelia/Caleb pairing from W.I.T.C.H. (Peter looks too old for Cornelia and Elyon looks too young for Caleb, they're like siblings!) I love Musa/Riven pairing from Winx Club. I hope they're together forever! The next pairing I love in Winx is Stella/Brandon... I love The Adventures of Merlin! I love Merlin and Arthur's bantering... and I just love the both of them! I love how deep their bond of friendship is... :) Blair/Chuck from Gossip Girl. I also hope they'll get together and will be forever! John Smith (Four)/Jane Doe (Six) from Lorien Legacies - I am Number Four, The Power of Six, The Rise of Nine, etc. I also like Puck/Rachel from Glee, although I used to root for Finn/Rachel...and uh... I think I would still entertain a Puck/Rachel/Finn triangle... Now I also like a Jesse/Rachel! I know Harry Potter has been out since, I don't know, when I was what, eleven years old...? But anyway, it's just now, after watching Deathly Hallows Part I, that I learned to appreciate the show... I love Ron/Hermione! I love Peeta/Katniss from Hunger Games! I know that X-Men has gone out since way back when, but it's now that after watching a marathon of all movies did I appreciate them not just because of characters' mutant powers, but because I love Rogue and that she has a "potential" love life who is not Logan/Wolverine... yes, there's Bobby/Iceman, but Saint John Allerdyce/Pyro is one hot dude - pun intended - who, I believe is so damn right for Rogue-y. It's like Glee where I used to root for Finn/Rachel (Iceman/Rogue), but now I'm strongly a Puck/Rachel (Pyro/Rogue)... although I think I wouldn't mind a kinky Pyro/Rogue/Iceman... LOL. And Gambit...? Let's just say I don't fancy him for Rogue, movie-verse-wise. I don't particularly care about the comic/cartoon-verses right now. Anyway, I'm currently obsessed with the movie-verse Pyro (more than my obsession over Chuck from Gossip Girl or Puck from Glee) that I feel like every time I tilt my head to one side, I can see Pyro smirking and looking intensely at me, a look that results to panties dropping down. Just like what Princeps de Invidia mentioned in her fic Sweet, Sweet Surrender, "I became rather obsessed with the movie verse Pyro... to the point where I was convinced that I was in love with Aaron Stanford, the actor who plays him in the movies." Although I haven't managed to dwindle down to a simple fan yet, "I do admire both the actor and the character for bringing me one of the little joys in life: Ryros." -July 31, 2012 check this out: -not mine, i'm only advertising it for Sicilian Maiden visit http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2644093/1/Gazebo to view the story Gazebo -- This story, Gazebo, is actually an assignment in our literature class, and I really want to do good because I'm failing my subjects! --Did you know that while I was reading this in class, I was so nervous, I kept on shaking and choked on my words. I'm so embarrassed, I mispronounced a lot of words, and I don't know if it's a success or not... --Anyway, I just want to say a big thanks to those who helped me and supported me... especially to kimcat, sapofbks2008, eka05, and Jamie Joy Capuyan --I think that's already the end of the story. Uhm... Ano sa... Here are some to-look-at-in-the-near-and-distant-future fics of mine: GUNS, BREADS 'N' ROSES: (Flame of Recca and Naruto Crossover) Tokiya, Domon, and Kaoru were orphans since they were kids, all thanks to gang wars that has been happening in their neighborhood. Kagero, the Mother of the Hokage Gang, adopted them three into her compound, made them her own sons, and ironically offered them positions as gang leaders. The three juvenile complied thinking that this somehow might be the chance to regain back their lost childhood. They entered a Blood Contract that pledges them to be forever loyal to the Hokage Gang, and will serve and protect whoever the next Mother will be. That was ten years ago and they've been training hard over the years to become strong and win some allies over. Six years ago, at the age of 15, Tokiya found himself challenging a strong and famous group called Silver Fang. Unfortunately, he had lost the fight to Kreuz, the Second-in Command of the said gang. But despite that, he did win allies over. However, in exchange of the Silver Fang's strength and support, as well as the promise to train Tokiya, Domon, Kaoru, and Recca (Kagero's biological son), the four leaders of the Hokage Gang, Tokiya must venture out and help search for the Silver Fang's missing gang leader. After six years of rigorous training, Tokiya now 21, Domon 20, Recca 18, and Kaoru 16, everyone at the right age range to marry, Kagero ordered her boys to find their destined ones, and bring them to be judged as the next Mother. I KISSED A GIRL: (Flame of Recca) Fuuko suffered heartbreak, a tremendous rejection coming from her childhood friend slash best friend. But five minutes later, she had become an entirely different person - she's now hitting on girls! Being mistaken as a boy, she took advantage of this. And right before the eyes of her childhood friend slash best friend, she kissed the first girl who had asked her out, right on the lips! After that little presentation, she swore she'll never fall for a guy. But that's history. Fuuko's now dubbed as "Ouji-sama", meaning prince. She's a playgirl hitting on girls, and still actually being worshipped by them, despite of them knowing her baditude (bad attitude) and real gender. Now, for the latest gossip, there are newcomers who'll stir up a storm in their school. And guess what? Fuuko welcomes each one of them with a heart-melting, lingering kiss on the lips. What's that? These newcomers have a tradition from where they came from, that whoever will give them their first kiss, that person would have to marry him/her. And it's an unbreakable tradition! Yikes! What now, Fuuko? Are you a lesbian? Will you really stay like this forever? Stay tuned to know the latest gossip, and forget about yesterday's rumor, here on I KISSED A GIRL. Based off from Katy Perry's hit single, "I KISSED A GIRL". KEY TO YOUR HEART: (Flame of Recca) On his tenth birthday, little Tokiya was given a present that will change his life forever - a present concerning with finding the other half of his being. However, he portrays his strong distaste upon meeting this person. How can they even get along with each other when on their first meeting, they're already at each other's throat? SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS: (Flame of Recca) Tokiya was forever best friends with his kind and gentle neighbor, Yanagi. But he also loved her in a special way he quite couldn't put his finger on. Now, he wanted to propose to her. He isn't sure if he'd succeed, so he asks for an advice from his elder sister Mifuyu who was identically similar to Yanagi in almost everything. And the advice he got? Check out his fortune for the new year. If his fortune was anything related to his love life, he was advised to go for it; but with caution. Now here comes the first day of the New Year and his best friend invited him to come and pray at the shrine with her, as well as check their fortune for the year. And the fortune he got says: "True love awaits" - a complete mystery to him, but nonetheless, a helpful clue to his future love affair. Fuuko was a tomboy who swore never in a million years to get married but was continuously pressed for marriage by her family and friends. Recca is one of two of her best friends who wanted her to get married as soon as possible, even going to the extents of having a bet with her: "That before the year ends, she would have gotten married already". They both agreed that if he loses the bet to her, he'd have to swim Lake Biwa butt-naked. And if she loses, well, she's already married by then; and Recca would have proven to her how mighty and influential his words are. Now here they are at the local shrine, never breaking their tradition to pray and get their fortunes every start of the New Year. What happens when two unlikely paths cross? And what happens if everyone gets the fortunes they've been asking for, but comes true in an unexpected fashion? IRIS: (Spiral fic) Based from the song itself, by the Goo Goo Dolls --E.C. Dawson Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Laws of Anime: They Are Awesome. #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity The normal laws of physics do not apply. #2 - Law of Differentiated Gravitation Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way. #4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity. #5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science. #6 - Law of Temporal Variability Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight. #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality 'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. #8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain. #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white). #10 - Law of Dramatic Multiplicity Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles. #11 - Law of Inherent Combustibility Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science.Tokyoin particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City". #12 - Law of Phlogistatic Emission Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. #13 - Law of Energetic Emission There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility. #14 - Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon. #15 - Law of Inexhaustibility No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious. #16 - Law of Inverse Accuracy The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm trooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers. #17 - Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability Minmei is a bimbo. #18 - Law of Hemoglobin Capacity The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure. #19 - Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt bladed weapons. #20 - Law of Militaristic Unreliability Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. First Corollary - Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses. #21 - Law of Tactical Unreliability Tactical geniuses aren't... #22 - Law of Inconsequential Undetectability People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size ofSeattle. #23 - Law of Juvenile Intellectuality Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying. #24 - Law of Americanthropomorphism Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'. First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect) Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors. #25 - Law of Mandibular Proportionality The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating. #26 - Law of Feline Mutation Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: 1) be female2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any #27 - Law of Conservation of Firepower Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort. #28 - Law of Technological User-Benevolence The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity. #29 - Law of Melee Luminescence Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil. #30 - Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason. #31 - Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation. #32 - Law of Follicular Permanence Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons! #33 - Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics ANY* shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic. #34 - Law of Probable Attire Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines. Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear a long cloaks that don't hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. #35 - Law of Musical Omnipotence Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on...especially if they have never attempted these things before. #36 - Law of Quintupular Agglutination Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:1) The Hero/Leader2) His Girlfriend3) His Best Friend/Rival4) A Hulking Brute5) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:1) Extreme Coolness2) Amazing Intelligence3) Incredible Irritation #37 - Law of Extradimensional Capacitance All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice. First Corollary (a.k.a. The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas. #38 - Law of Hydrostatic Emission Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid. #39 - Law of Inverse Attraction Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get, and vice versa. First Corollary - Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world... #40 - Law of Nasal Sanguination When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region. #41 - Law of Xylolaceration Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper. #42 - Law of Juvenile Omnipotence Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst. #43 - Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia There is no Law #43. #44 - Law of Nominative Clamovocation The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced. #45 - Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. #46 - Law of Flimsy Incognition Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives A/N: These laws are utterly true. I was astonished when I found I could not disprove any of the above. However, you are welcome to try. Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421, Invader Cakez, viperclaws, Kirbboy, satomika Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California of Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! (from EmeraldXSapphire) |