Waking up with a hangover, a sore back, a mile-long beard and as Grindenwald's mortal enemy was not his usual morning routine. But at least no one had drawn a dick on his face while he slept. What was a lazy, alcoholic young chemist to do trapped in the body of the old Headmaster of the continent's premier magical school? Try to save the world (maybe) and, at last, try butterbeer.

when Sirius makes his escape on Buckbeak at the end of Harry's third year he stops by potter manor looking for a safe place to lay low for a few days. What, or better yet who he finds there will change the path of Harry's life forever. a harry/Hermione fic that will take place primarily during their fourth year

Amelia Bones gets a strange letter that prompts her to look into the home life of Harry Potter before his third year. Her involvement will change the course of Harry's life. Somewhat time travel fix-it, helpful goblins and adults, and Harry gains some control over his life.

Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...

Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Long thought dead, Harry Potter and his very much alive parents are compelled to break cover when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire for the TWT. Harry finds himself drawn to one particular Gryffindor as he attempts to navigate social, political and magical conundrums...

In a world larger and more complicated than anyone could expect, how will Harry Potter navigate and survive when raised by House Black – an Ancient and Noble family with a long and bloody history? Surrounded by powerful new players watch House Potter rise from the ashes of defeat and reclaim their place in the annals of history, by any means necessary.

Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.

When a recently orphaned toddler is brought to Poppy Pomfrey and she cannot fully heal him, she decides to get help. And something fishy seems to be going on here, anyway. -or- How a single person doing the right thing can change the course of history for a society as a whole. (Warning: Includes death and suicide of minor character(s))

diverges from canon: start OOTP, Harry objects to Sirius being treated like an idiot child, & himself being disrespected. Weasley bashing, but some redemption, Manipulative! Dumbledore, Harmony after rocky start. Harry learns politics Marauder fashion, discovers family magic, breaks curses, has fun and oh, yeah, deals with that prophecy. Some twists from my warped imagination.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.

From the moment his emerald green eyes first beheld her, he knew he'd have her. It was not a question of if, but merely how and when. And he would be the one to decide both. Starts pre-Thor, will cover up to and beyond The Dark World. Loki/OC

Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'

Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.

When Harry receives the Potter Invisibility Cloak at Christmas in 1991, he is surprised and pleased to discover the cloak has something of a trickster personality and spell crafting skills. How does this impact the rest of first year and the following years at Hogwarts? Some bashing of professors, Dumbledore, and Riddle.

Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...

What if Holle Potter knew exactly who and what she was as a Potter, and had a real backbone, and so had responded differently in certain scenarios? Chapter 7 Up! The progress of this series would depend on the reviews, so please kindly help me here. A most sincere and heartfelt thank you to all, along with my honest hopes of you all enjoying this.

An unlikely hero. A test of the horridest kind of fire. A long exile. And a Happily-Ever-After at the end of a very hard road. Sometimes courage is not what it looks like. Sometimes betrayal isn't what it looks like either. Please read and review! Up for adoption if anyone wants to build on this plot.

Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)

Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.

Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.

Harry isn't all that surprised when it turns out that Death is not the end for him. Granted, he hadn't expected his next great adventure to take place in a bustling city hundreds of years before his birth, but perhaps he should have. Knowing himself and his own twisted luck, Harry does find himself wondering exactly what kind of trouble had found him this time. (Short one-shot)

The Sequel to The Tales of Ranma and Ranko. It's time for the epic wedding of Ranma and Akane! This story is being uploaded in it's original format.

Akane thinks that Ranma is cheating on her and follows him up to a hidden area in the school where she finds out something that, if she was anyone else, would be truly impossible. Ra/Ak Ryo/Sha

A series of oneshots showing the many sides of our favorite know it all. Rated M to cover all my bases.

SSHG, AU. Harry and Ron make a really stupid wish just as someone chucks a wishing stone into his cauldron hoping he will wish for something super embarrassing. They never expected it to work. (M for mature themes/violence)

Set in Age of Ultron. When Hawkeye takes the Avengers to the safehouse, they are surprised when a shimmering white stag confronts them and begins to speak in riddles and why is it asking who they are? Avengers, meet the Barton family. Series of Oneshots.

When the dust and smoke finally settled over what was left of Furinkan High School, it was fairly clear that it was time for Principal Kuno to enjoy an early retirement. The students find themselves dispersed to other schools in the district, and Principal Saito of Nerima High School finds himself in a series of disciplinary meetings with some very... unconventional... families.

as requested from the drabble. When Pansy Parkinson opts for Ron Weasley as a suitable bridegroom to rescue her from abuse at home, it has a knock-on effect with Harry's life too as Pansy helps him understand his place in society and how to use it within the context of the Triwizard. Rated for mention of abuse.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Harry's curiosity leads him to exploring the Chamber a bit more thoroughly before he leaves for the Summer. What he finds there gives him a new responsibility beyond just himself and a lifelong satisfaction in the choices he makes from there on.

After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry

What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?

Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.

Expanded from one of the whimsical drabbles. When Harry reckons that being chosen for the Triwizard has nullified his contract with Hogwarts and expelled him, he strikes a deal with Karkaroff, to Dumbledore's horror. Not to be taken seriously, just enjoy the anarchy and mayhem.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Tendou Nabiki has built a successful and profitable life for herself as a financial planner in Tokyo, putting the tragedies of her adolescent life in Nerima behind her. That is, until a company trip to see a Takarazuka Revue show brings the chaotic events of those days back into her life - and maybe, just maybe, give her one last chance at happiness.

HPTN slash. AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically. Amoral Harry, seven parts. COMPLETE.

Vernon Dursley was not a nice man. Vern Dursley on the other hand, was a happy man. The difference that happens when James Potter decides to befriend Vernon Dursley the first time they meet, and the effects of this decision.

One responsible - and ruthless - adult does not like mysteries in his own field of expertise, specifically the one left unsolved at the end of a near-fatal Quidditch match. And when he eventually finds the answer, it makes him even more angry, and he brings in an even more ruthless - and greedy - group in on the game.

Darcy has always been able to see the future, a gift passed down on her mother's side of the family, but knowing her own fate was not something she wanted. When Steve Rogers comes into her life hoping she can point him toward Bucky, her future is quick to ignore her preference and smacks her in the face with not one, but two soul mates.

Loki tries to summon Death to deal with his enemies. It doesn't work out quite like he planned.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

The Fellowship of the Ring encounter a stranger who saves them from the cave troll. His name is Haræen and he does not break his promises. MoD!Harry Oneshot

Death's on holiday so Harry has to take his place and answer the summons that he gets, even if he is in the middle of a time sensitive prank. MoD!Harry Oneshot

Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

* OOC/DARK * Things go horribly wrong when Shampoo first visits Ranma... to kill 'her'. Unable to walk... alone... he tries to cope with the aftermath. Based on a scenario from "The Bet" by Metro Anime (with his approval, ages ago). In Episode 7, Kasumi finds a job; Nodoka works with Akane; and an elder ponders her great grand daughter's fate.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Harry saves a small barn owl from his cousin and gang the summer after fifth year. But as we all know, nothing is as it seems. Things are about to change. Lab/HP cross. AU – NOT in What's Said universe. Mentor pairings only. No slash!

AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

Harry, Neville, Clark and the rest have each known Xander Harris as their father, grandfather, father-in-law, etc. Now they want to try and do for him what he did for them, by saving him from a bad home and a life fraught with death and despair. (Final instalment of the Harry Potter: Aspect of Death)

People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea

An AU kicking off mostly from where Hagrid picks up Harry, though he's very AU. Some OC, but mostly just independent Harry. No pairings. Rating for some languageish things. Writing is complete, but will add one chapter a week, when I remember to (only 5 or 6 long, can't remember which).

[AU] Five years ago tragedy struck. An engagement was broken and a family was exiled. Now, returning to the place where it all began, Ranma's out for revenge.

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

What would happen if midstory in Ranma 1/2, Ranma slowly but surely started to wise up? Nothing too rapid or obvious. What if instead of running from his problems with love & others, he stopped and dealt with them. What would happen if Ranma got a clue?

"And what about John Watson?" Sherlock had asked. He had expected a rather dull answer...after all, he had been away. He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison. Series 3 AU. Not slash.

What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.

It's been a few months since Ranma got engaged to Nabiki. One day, Akane's usual school day is interrupted by the presence of a new student, Shikon Ran. (By Michael Barnard. Story published here because all websites is is on have vanished.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

Soulmates AU. This is an expansion of chapter 68 of ozhawk's "Soulmate Shorts," wherein Pepper Potts shouldn't be surprised to find that her soulmate is a century-old, former sniper turned brainwashed assassin - nor that they would exchange words in the middle of a firefight. Really, it's just another day in the life...

(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

After the collapse of SHIELD, Darcy returns to Culver University to finish her degree. She doesn't expect to run into the Winter Soldier again. [Wintershock][Oneshot]

What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)

So what if his new cook is guileless and resilient and quick-witted and kind? If there's one thing Malcolm Reynolds knows how to do, it's keep his hands off a compelling and beautiful brunette. Darcy Lewis/Malcolm Reynolds 5 1 fic.

Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.

He held her and buried his face in her hair. It hadn't been their first disagreement, but it was the first time the remnant of the soldier had come into play. "M'gonna have Stark make you a stronger taser." He lifted her head and stared into her eyes. "This ever happens again, you use it." She began to protest. "No. You use it. If nothing else maybe it'll knock some sense into me."

Darcy liked the idea of soul mates. It was nice to think that somewhere out there, there was someone (or in her case two someone's) who were meant to be in her life.

Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?

Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.

A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.

Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.

There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.

Darcy Lewis was born in the early 1900's, and winds up living in a dingy apartment complex above these two fellas. The rest, as they say, is history. Darcy/Steve, Bucky Barnes is a lil' shit, Howard is awesome, Peggy's a badass.

Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.

Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form. **Mercedes Raine is a continuation on this story

The Winter Soldier is on the hunt. Darcy isn't sure if she's just in the wrong place at the wrong time, or if she's has been his target the entire time. Either way, she's pretty much screwed.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Albus Dumbledore tries to get a Harry Potter raised by the Winter Soldier and Captain America (with help from the Avengers) to attend Hogwarts. (Spoiler: he fails.)

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

After the invasion of Asgard by Malekith the Accursed, Loki seeks shelter in the one place in the Nine Realms he knows he will be welcome: Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youths. Sequel to A Villain State of Mind; no pairing, rehabilitation, angst/comfort.

Steve tells him that Darcy's harmless. Bucky imagines, on paper, Darcy is harmless. HYDRA wouldn't give her a second glance. But he does. He can barely keep his eyes off her. He's not sure he wants to.

Sherlock and John are called to take a case in which the corpses are all tied to a local club. The two go undercover for their investigation, and learn a lot about each other in the process. Follow as Sherlock and John study the case, study the club, and study each other. Johnlock BDSM fic.

It's an overcast, chilly day, and Darcy is, of course, working. Rather than curled up under a blanket with her two favourite superheroes, and playing Mario Kart, she is running errands for her new boss.

Darcy wakes up to find Bucky gone, but she comes up with a solution after Bucky tells her and Steve how he got the metal arm.

It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Darcy Lewis - Hero Handler, Scientist Wrangler, and all-around Babysitter - her life in 26 chapters as prompted by the alphabet.

After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.

"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.

Darcy Lewis has just started to figure out this whole being a SHIELD agent thing, when some jerkwads snatch her off the street and start getting needle happy. Seriously, what is up with that? Oh, and also, it's not easy being green. Or, The one where Darcy Lewis becomes the She Hulk.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Darcy and Bucky are in this intense lovehate /thing/ - and Steve is the buffer. My OT3 Bucky/Darcy/Steve. Will continue, and up the rating, as needed. Updated regularly.

Everybody has a past, something they're running from. It may take a while to figure it out, but the real question is where you're running to.

Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?

There are days when it seems like you can't catch a break. Days when nothing seems to work out. But every once in a while the stars align and everything comes up aces. or Darcy Lewis gets a security upgrade.

The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry

Steve Rogers has always been an all-American kinda guy. Straight as an arrow. The First Avenger. That man every father wants his daughter bringing home. But when an encounter with current Black Widow Yelena Belova brings out some unexpected... kinks in his psyche, who will Steve turn to? Can Darcy Lewis help him navigate a brave new world of being a perverted romantic?

Steve Rogers didn't like Darcy Lewis. Not much. Not at first.

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

The villain of the week thinks he's found the Avengers weakest link. When will they ever learn? [Post-Avengers] [Gen]

Following Giant Gun Filled with Drugs. Messing with the Dominican cartel means someone has to pay but Sherlock doesn't know it's Joan. He waits for her to come home with dinner. Soon, he'll have to face taking care of someone else and of course, how he really feels about a certain valet/bodyguard/associate lady ex surgeon. T for injuries/language. My 1st fic!sweet/angsty.

Harry is on vacation, until she gets a new job from her boss. Fem! Harry, Rated T for [slight] language and paranoia

The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.

The time has come for Loki to accept his Jotun form, and Darcy has an idea on how to go about it.

Sequel to One Door Closes. They assumed she was just another civilian consultant, a new science geek starting her first day of work, nothing special. By the end of the day they would be sure never to make that mistake again.

Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes. When two of Darcy's closest friends fall in love, she does everything she can to get them together. By the time she realises she has feelings of her own, things have already gone too far.

They never wanted her in their world and now her enemies had a chance to do something about it. Being a war hero wounldn't be of any help. Forced from the Wizarding world Hermione would have to recreate her life as a muggle. She thought her life of adventure was over until her new occupation has her facing a foe more powerful than any Dark Lord.

My first multi-chapter fic- what happens when the adults get off their butts and solve the problems of the wizarding world rather than depending on a clueless eleven-year-old and his friends?

The path to self-discovery, including becoming Coulson's assistant-slash-liaison-slash-bff, Captain America's lady love, and rating fourth on the SHIELD BAMF scale, was like the yellow brick road; it was chaos and confusion around every bend.

Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.

New to New York, Darcy was just trying to adapt and find her place when a stalker sends her right into the seat across from Steve Rogers, a stranger struggling with his own journey in life. In each other, they find both friendship and so much more.

Darcy can sooth the savage beast is Bruce isn't stupid enough to push her away.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Steve just walked into the middle of a friendly Nerf war, and in the process meets Darcy Lewis, who somehow manages to take him prisoner and ask him out on a date. It's just one of those days.

No one had ever intentionally hurt her before in her whole life. No one had ever raised a hand against her in violence. The fear of it and the inability to control the situation was just as bad as the pain itself. And it pissed her the fuck off. Cover art by ilosttrackofthings on tumblr. WARNING: Torture. I'm real serious about the M.

After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.

After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.

AU Oneshot. At the end of third year a bout of accidental magic has unexpected consequences. A bit of Dumbledore bashing, and one character death but very clean.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.

When Ranma meets his mother for the first time, he learns the shocking truth about his family.

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.

After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R

Nabiki has always been a hustler and Ranma and Akane were often involved in her schemes. You'd think she'd get caught. She got caught. Book 9 - Chapter 5 - This is really a Hika story.

Fed up with Aizen's nest of lies and treachery, Vellena takes her ball and goes home. With Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez in Azeroth, the world will never be the same. Sequel to Dead Moon.

Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Book 12 - What I did on my summer vacation. Epilogues and a Side Story.

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.

Hermione thanks Malfoy for the stories that weren't. An angsty little canon-compliant fic that came to me while I was musing over particle physics.

A botched scroll of recall deposits a night elf Death Knight in Hueco Mundo. Vellena Nightwind can see all kinds of parallels between her world and this one - and they're the parallels Aizen wants. Grimmjow, on the other hand, just wants to have fun.

Grimmjow, Orihime, Ichigo. An unexpected development in their familiar dynamic changes their whole lives. How did this come to pass? Warning - lemons. Threesome, not triangle.

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.

SG-1/HP X-Over If Isis hadn't died in the canopic jar, things could have turned out very differently. Harry goes to the airport at the wrong time. What will the wizarding world do if Harry leaves Earth? These three chapters will spawn two different stories.

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

A continuation fic of an old continuation fic entitled, Comes the Cold Dragon. Reviewers are asked to remember that this is a work of fiction, not a textbook. The author takes artistic license with the universe you live in.

CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."

The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Sometimes families from America want to send their darlings to Hogwartsan Addams FamilyHarry Potter crossover

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!

Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.

1st fanfic. Started out as a oneshot. The Sailor MoonRanma story arc is finished. The Tenchi arc is now finished. Hope you will enjoy this. [Completed]

A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]

My second "Ranma becomes a Nendo-kata" fic...with two sisters, Ranko and Kikuko, to boot! Enjoy!!

Can Akane finally become a Hero? Can Ranma become a Hero ... again?