Author has written 16 stories for Firefly, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Buffy X-overs, and NCIS.
I realized that I did not have anything up here yet…my bad. It seems to be popular to put your favorite quotes from movies and such up…My current favorite quotes are…
"The mind that thought of light, heavy, grey, yellow, still, swift also conceived of magic that would make heavy things light and able to fly, turn grey lead into yellow gold, and the still rock into swift water. If it could do the one, it could do the other; it inevitably did both. When we have taken green from the grass, blue from heaven, and red from blood, we have already an enchanter's power" J R R Tolkien
"We do think in language, therefore the quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language"...George Carlin
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. "...Douglas Addams
"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death?" Hunter S Thompson
"First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma." Hunter S Thompson
I also decided to put up my current favorite quotes from my fellow FF authors…If you do not see your name up here yet, do not be offended…I will be changing them regularly since to put ALL my favorites up would require more space than my hard drive…
Thanks again to all my readers and writers in this AU we call FF
Dye A.K.A. the other lost soul in the fishbowl
My Favorite quotes…from FF….
Author- Maybe the Moon
-"I achieved nirvana," House announced…"The angels descended before me in a riot of rhinestones and sang unto me, 'Nay, thou wilt not tread upon thy blue shoes of suede'."
-"You just compared my sex life to Communism," he said, picking up his fork and poking at his salad. "I'm not sure how I feel about that."
Devouring Sarcasm Phantasm
-A grammatically inclined Death Eater broke in. "Your participles are dangling," she said.
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“Right, okay. Maybe we should have Madame Pomfrey check for hallucinogenic plant excretions.” “Excretions? Are you saying it(the plant) may have shat on me!?”
Firestorm of ThunderClan
"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'"
Hermione signed her name off at the bottom of the form and glanced over at Sirius whose pen was hovering precariously over what looked like Neurological Disorders.
OH MY GOD, SANTA’S EATEN DUMBLEDORE!”
I am a cupcake ninja! MWAHAHAHAHA
She pondered telling them the story of when she fought off that pack of vampires stark naked with that preacher in South Boston. The looks on their faces would probably be photo worthy.
Me...hey, sometimes i crack myself up :P
Hermione grinned “Well I think you are correct in thinking what I think you thought I was thinking.” Sirius looked puzzled for a moment, and then broke out into a huge grin. “Cool”
“Sirius…You mugged St Peter!?...and took the Book of Days!? “
“Will any form of super pouting get me out of this?”
" I lead...I've met your ex-wives. You should be used to it"
“He was going to violate my muffin with that hand!!”
Mina kept her eyes on Kelly “Lilly, could you lend me a tissue? I feel a sneezing fit coming on.” “Why is that?” Lilly quipped. Mina glared at Kelly “Because I am allergic to BULLSHIT!”
QUOTES FROM OTHER SITES...
“Actually, I do sometimes get confused. Take my advice, young boy, never plunge a toilet and groom the cat at the same time. The cat won’t appreciate it.”
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