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I'm young. Or old. Whatever.

Will stay here for a time to finish some of the major fanfics of animes I've watched.

Pet peeves:

General fanfiction:

The protagonist kills the enemey, the intruder, etc...And then goes on with his life as if nothing had happened. No consideration of the human being beyond the word 'enemey'. While this is can be expected in some worldsetting, it is still quite close to Nazi ideology, and the education involved therein usually is 'thought it myself' or single sentence, not drilling from early age. Even worse if the protagonist is shining example of friendship and kindness, even in the face of betrayal and attempted severing of bonds otherwise.

Younger than teens(that means 12 and under cast) acting like asexual adults, often even better than actual adults in the story. This is usually shared by the entire cast. I don't think I need to explain, but how often does one have someone they wish to emulate, look up, etc. Twilight or Justin Bieber wouldn't have the following they did if those ages really acted like they are written pretty much all the time.

Plot: Seen many nice plotbunnies go awry because the lack of quality storyline beyond the initial thought.

Genre: High-school fics. The worldsetting is there for a reason, even ignoring the need of it for their personalities one doesn't need to put the characters in an enclosed space for the interaction.

Training from hell: The protagonist studies from dawn to dusk, each day, getting tired conveniently in the evening with the lack of breaks, never lacking motivation or anything. Sure, it can help push the conflict forward, but normal people who are studying for their future hardly try to do anything like that - the protagonist trains like the long-term goal is the only thing they are living for, and gets everyone of their friends to do it too, nevermind the personality differences. There is a reason for the "from hell" part of the name. Plus, really really overdone. People aren't RPG heroes.

Harry Potter: The wizarding world being 'normalized' - as in, as soon as the protagonist start to work real-world stuff replaces wizarding world culture post-haste. The end result is often pretty much wish fulfillment of having magic real, other than that the people don't seem to be any different from the average 'muggle'. Voldemort's reign is rising in the seventies. The enlightenment or French revolution or the technology wasn't stopped from moving in because of them. Oh and there are far too many pairing fics in general and due the lack of developed (both male and female, really) characters, Harry/Hermione fics in particular - not a bad pairing when you first come across it, better than Harry/Ginny but the way that was set up in canon it isn't much of an accomplishment. Another thing is that Harry/Voldemort fics have more variety than Harry/Hermione fics...And that pairing is cliché to the bone.

Naruto: Painting Kakashi as a villanious teacher, then going off to shadow clone train in hundred techniques. Most people in the series use only one or two, aside from the basic . Generally, they are much like Noble Phantasms: coveted, powerful and usually costly. Copy-ninja uses pretty much only his Sharingan and Chidori with the occasional clone. He knows over thousand, yet so far has used less than half a dozen. There are some quite good reasons for that, with some being that they usually take handseals, they always take chakra, they need to be integrated into your fighting style to be useful and the time taken to clap your hands is enough time to take a kunai to the knee.

Also, Konoha being the bestest-best village when Mizu could routinely slaughter 50 out of 100 yearly. Though, the discrepancy of Rookie Nine and five shadow army of 100 000 people(they take missions, how can they even support that many mercenaries - never mind that Mist could never be major with average number of candidates being around 100 with that big of an army).

Bleach: This series has quite bad tendency for boring invincible hero. That, and one-dimensional characters in general - Mayuri the criminally mad scientist, Aizen the smug bastard, Kenpachi/Grimmjow the insane fight maniac...Okay, they promote some of the reasons behind that, but people aren't defined by their hobbies.

Elfen Lied: Diclonius escapes, tries to get friends and family, facility gets after her, separation, conflict, surprise assault. Don't just rewrite the plot of the manga/anime.

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6994 - Favs: 7,371 - Follows: 8,207 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6165 - Favs: 8,912 - Follows: 6,672 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36423 - Favs: 28,778 - Follows: 20,970 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stranger than Fanfiction by Da-Guru reviews
Poor Shinji's hearing voices now...well, voice...specifically my voice. Enjoy.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Shinji I.
Feeling Hollow by Daricio reviews
Instead of visiting the Vaizard, Ichigo realizes that fighting and defeating his inner hollow isn't the only way to deal with his problem. Could the two possibly form an alliance? -All chapters revised! More details in first and last chapter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,835 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,767 - Follows: 3,185 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 13,026 - Follows: 5,985 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Bad Trip by Lucillia reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
What if Almost Everybody was Shirou's Servant by Mereo Flere reviews
Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,618 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Shirō E., Rider
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2907 - Favs: 5,931 - Follows: 6,137 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 582 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 361 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Occam's Razor and shaving cream reviews
This is the place to store my odd little snippets, ideas, daydreams, bunnies and even the occasional one-shot, for it would be nice to have some up too. Most will be in the form of small fixes, some even behind the scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012