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Joined 10-26-06, id: 1154054, Profile Updated: 10-22-14
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

I don't really go on here anymore.

Please stop PMing me to ask to join my community unless your ENTIRE ff takes place IN THE WAMMY'S HOUSE.

Basically everything in there is L/M/M/N/B as kids.

Please also note that this account is almost ten years old and was created when I was technically too young to join. Basically, don't read any of my stories posted here. They're total crap.

I've permanently moved to AO3.

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Punch Drunk Love by Leather and Stripes reviews
Love is a grave mental disease. -Plato. Past Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard, on the outskirts of LA, he'll find a bar. And in that bar, he'll find a smile. It always starts with a smile. MelloxMatt, AU. Mature.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,762 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Mello, Matt
Home Is Not Places by lashadas reviews
Long ago, when they were old men and propriety melted away into the humming of bees, he often wondered if this was what love was.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shizuka na Sonata by Paradoxical Paradigm reviews
Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 181,847 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
5 Times They Accidentally Got Married by ViBookWorm reviews
Five times Spock and Jim got married accidentally and the one time where they truly meant it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apartment 402 by mickeylover303 reviews
The one where Sasuke suffers groping that spurs a midlife crisis he's too young for, Naruto gets locked out of their apartment even though he's not the culprit, and everyone else keeps making the same assumptions about the relationship they don't have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Betting Pools and Revelations by Withershins reviews
In which Sirius makes a startling realization, Remus reads a lot, and the students of Hogwarts are a little too nosy for their own good. SBRL slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 197 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Amazing Nejigaa Parody Fic by niver reviews
Neji is seme. Gaara is uke. Therapy stuff happens. NEJIGAA FOREVER! /A Nejigaa parody fic that any Gaaneji fan could enjoy/ /Nejigaa fans that can't take a joke might hate this, those who can might not/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Breaking the Music by FlightAngel reviews
Being in love with your best friend stinks. Being in love with your best friend who is in love with your OTHER best friend stinks even more. Gaara, high school, and the haunting of his past. Gaanaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,765 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Variable by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Near knows how important names and faces are, but forgetting one of someone important is unforgivable. [MattxNear] [One Shot] [R&R Please]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Stripes by TIBryant reviews
Mello was black, Near was white. And Matt was the stripes inbetween. MattxNear Seriously. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Valentine by artemisgirl reviews
Valentine's Day is a special holiday to all the Wammy's House children. But can Mello and Near both make the most out of such a day? oneshot MelloNear fluff
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
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Heartbeat reviews
And at that instant Matt's heart began to beat with the consistency it always beat with while at Wammy's: Mel-lo, Mel-lo, Mel-lo. Over and over and over again until his entire life beat with Mello, and he lived for Mello and he would die for Mello and Mello, Mello, Mello. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Confetti reviews
Naruto is an event planner. Sasuke is just out of college. The Uchiha family decides that throwing the biggest party Konoha has seen for is appropriate to find matches for both of their boys. And everything tumbles down like confetti. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Envy, Understood reviews
SPOILER. Envy never knew that in the end, Ed would be the only one to understand him. Part of that scared him, but to the other part, he couldn't be more grateful. Very OOC but it happens.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Death Note Parody of 4:29AM reviews
DROPPED. Wasn’t it said that Mello was always working to surpass Near? Yes, but who needs the original story anyway? A parody that takes place at the Wammy's House. Could be kind of insultive but if you can take a joke, quite amuzing. yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Mello, Near
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