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Well, it is time to update my profile again. My last update was when I was turning 17, and I was going to see Josh Groban in concert. Not much has changed since then, except I turn 18 in April. (2008) I am also a girl, but I can't tell you my name. That would be to much info, besides, all you need to know is that I am 18 (almost) and a girl.
I love the outdoors and doing things that make you move. Last year my soccer team took the State Championship. It was so much fun! We didn't take state this year, but I won an academic all state award.
My favorite memories are times that I spent with my family. We (try to) go hunting every year, and I have come to love the mountains and nature. I love hiking the mountains looking for elk with my dad, and fishing in the streams. Wierd question, but have any of you seen bear dung? I saw some with my dad and it was filled with bees! The bear had been into a bee hive and had gobbled up the bees along with the honey!
We have had some very exciting camping trips. I tend to go into to much detail, and so, as my sister says, I will give you the reader's digest version of one such trip.
My mom twisted her ankle bad as we were leaving our house, that didn't stop us from leaving, we bound it up and left. While on the road, a large rock flew in through one of our windows and just barely missed hitting any of us. Next we arrived and my sister was driving our 4 wheeler to our tent. My mom was on back holding onto our food container. My sister put the 4-wheeler into reverse and hit a rock. My sister fell on the gas and the 4-wheeler climed onto a table. My mom (with her hurt ankle) went flying off. Both were, somehow, unharmed. The worse was yet to come. One night, while my dad was out hunting, we sat in our tent playing card games. We had just changed the propane in the lantern, and my sister looked up and to our horrified amazment it was on fire. Maybe I should leave this story right here? Hmm, you want the end? Well, it didn't have a horrible ending, but I'm not sorry about that. We were able to get the lantern out, and the tent didn't catch on fire. The moral of this story is: Never change the propane without fatherly supervision.
Wow, I think that is the shortest story I have ever told. I tend to ramble on sometimes.
I am a Senior, but I have a couple of college classes. Math is one of these, the plus side is I only have half a schedule in HS, and get home early. I want to go into Radiology Technology, and specialize in Ultrasounds. I'm worried about the classes I will have to take though.
I am excited about turning 18, and also dreading it. My dad and I are going to go and see a show, but the scary part is that I will have to drive in his truck all the way there. Most of you are thinking 'big deal,' but when you have hardly driven because your mom's car broke down two years ago, and your sister wont let you drive her car, you really don't get that much driving practice. There is also the difference of driving a TRUCK insead of a car. I know some good drivers who have driven down the road that I will have to drive, and they have said it is scary, and they are people who drive a lot! Don't you think that you would be a little nervous too.
I don't want to think about that anymore. Onto a happier subject: a few other things that I like:
I love the outdoors, fishing, camping, reading, writing, listening to music, the lake and the Ocean, light green, roses, 80's-todays music, my family, and having fun.
My sister will probalby read my profile and so this is for her. You are the best! Now don't read anymore.
This is for everyone else: My new years resolution is to never listen to her or my mom again. Bad things happen when I do that. I just got my hair chopped off by my sister's friend, because I listened to my sister's advice. It is so short that I can't pull it into a pony-tail! It is driving me nuts!
I obsess over Harry Potter. I love fanfiction because I can have my craving filled. I am so sad that the 7th book is done, but at least I have the movies to look forward to, even if they do have parts that bug me.
I also love Twilight, and cannot wait for all the books that are to come.
I forgot to mention that I love cooking, though I love eating the food that I cook more than making it. Breakfast burritoes, pies, chicken cordon blue, cookies, oven fried chicken, brownies... don't they just make your mouth water?
Please read my story and review.
PROFILE UPDATE FEB. 2009
Just some things to add:
I am now 18 and in College. I think College is great unless you are taking 18 credits and staying up until 4 a.m. every morning doing homework. I get onto Fanfiction when I have free time, and even when I don't to relax and destress, and because I don't want to do my homework quite yet.
Now here is something fun:
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You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS (and rocks hard with pride), put this in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nightcrawlerfw
If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
"I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen."
"Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!"
"Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me."
"I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!."
"A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them."
"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile."
"I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile.
"It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it."
"Boyz are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire."
"Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
"Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me."
"I luv my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends."
"I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends."
"Don't tell God how big your storm is. Tell your storm how big your God is."
"I smile because you've all finally driven me insane."
"If you luv something let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't then it never was."
"Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it."
"A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again."
"There comes a time when you realize who matters, who never did, and who won't anymore. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."
"Your momma dropped you on your head when you were a baby, didn't she?"
"Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails."
"Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive."
"Girlz are like phones. We luv to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected."
"Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait."
"I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."
"Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy."
"Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart."
"When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care."
"Taking over the world is hard."
"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile.
"Uhmm, I was going to put something nice in here...but then I forgot...What was I talking about?!"
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."
"I invited five friends to a sleepover on my birthday...advice: DON'T EVER HAVE HUGE AMOUNTS OF CANDY WHEN THEY ARE ALREADY CRAZY!!(OR WHEN Alice Cullen is OVER!! I can just imagine her if she ate candy, the word to describe her would be "scary")"
"On your birthday...DON'T INVITE MENTALLY CHALLENGED BLONDES(that means Rosalie and Tanya!!)!!"
"DON'T LET MENTALLY CHALLENGED BLONDES HAVE PEPSI, OR DR.PEPPER!! (ESPECIALLY Rosalie!!)"
"ON YOUR BIRTHDAY...DON'T INVITE VAMPIRE-OBSESSED FRIENDS!! THEY BITE!! (I guess I'm not going to my own party :( )"
"MENTAL NOTE: ABSOLUTELY NO CHOCOALTE WHEN MENTALLY CHALLENGED FRIENDS ARE OVER FOR THE NIGHT!!
"I never got my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens."
"You can only push a girl away for so long until she walks out of your life on her own. So be careful and make sure this is what you want because once she turns around she's not coming back."
My friend texted me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"
I'm that type of girl who walks into chairs and says sorry :
"TWILIGHT : four books are NOT enough!"
"NEVER take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyways."
"I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue!"
"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me."
"Never go to bed angry. Stay up late and plot your revenge."
"We are the people our parents warned us about."
"I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now."
"People too weak to follow their dreams will always find a way to discaourage yours."
"I hated going to weddings cause old people would nudge me and say 'You next!'...That stopped when I started saying the same thing to them at FUNERALS."
"It's not that I'm not a 'people person'. It's that I'm not a 'stupid people person.'"
"If at first you don't succeedd, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."
Well I've got 2 go.