Quazi Joe
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Joined 10-26-06, id: 1154297, Profile Updated: 02-09-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

The Life and Times of
Quazi Joe

Quazi Joe was born a disturbed child. He had dreams and aspirations that no normal human had. Villages would shun him and curse his shadow as he was forced to flee mobs wielding pitch forks and flames.

Thus Quazi Joe was eventually forced to seek refuge in the only place that would accept him. His mind.

It was a bleak place, empty and vast, but Quazi did thrive. Eventually Quazi regained some of his confidence and sought the mystical being known as the Internet to entertain him. He was amused for a sort period of time, but he grew tired of the multitudes of scantily clad women. But lo and behold Quazi did find Fanfiction.net and he found other unfortunate individuals who he could relate to. Thus Quazi wandered the land, dragging a computer tower around, typing stories that only he finds amusing.

Later Quazi would fall in a hole and die due to a concussion caused by his keyboard.

Thus Ends the Tale of Quazi Joe

The tale has ended. Go forth and do something else.

Feb 9 2013

The Sequel to Blood tipped Feather: Purgatory is now published.

Chapter 3 is in Beta now.

(7500 Words )

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Imprisoned Realm by LoveHP reviews
A trap during the Horcrux hunt sends Harry into a dimension where war has raged for 28 years. Harry must not only protect himself from Voldemort, but also from a rising new Dark Lord, the evil Ministry and a war hardened Dumbledore... and himself... Will he find his way back home to finish his own war? Warning for rape, torture, murder,violence & mental issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 254,173 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D.
The Watcher's Apprentice by Ebonia reviews
AU, Buffy xover. When six year old Harry Potter runs away from the Dursleys, he never knows where it will lead him...least of all into a life filled with Watchers, vampires and things that go bump in the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,186 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13393 - Favs: 17,259 - Follows: 16,294 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2646 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P.
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
UNITed by Sorcery by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Post OotP, Harry decides to leave his relatives to ready himself for Voldemort, something Dumbledore seems unwilling to do. He meets a Brigadier and quickly finds Earth is not alone.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Brigadier, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Remnants of the Soul by Cubdom reviews
PostHBP HP&SueBones Voldemort miscalculated, granting Harry a victory, but one deeply tainted by loss. Piecing together his shattered Soul, Harry must finish school and step into a society where he wields incredible power, wealth, and responsibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,643 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Harry P., Susan B.
The Power of the Grave by Hoshi-tachi reviews
AU First year. Harry wasn't an only child, but had an identical twin, who died at birth. He's been hanging around ever since.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Harry P.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 7,258 - Follows: 4,179 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Terran Ascension by JewelsGlow15 reviews
HPxSG1 When Harry finds the Chamber of Merlin within the halls of Hogwarts the future of Earth will never be the same. And neither will the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,039 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4207 - Favs: 8,173 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dimension Shift by Dream Red reviews
An accident in the Department of Mysteries forces Harry fourteen years into the future where he finds himself trapped in the middle of four warring factions in a much changed Wizarding World. Independent Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,121 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Just After Midnight by margotllama reviews
AU. Just after midnight, in a hut on a rock in the sea, Harry Potter celebrated his eleventh birthday and, instead of Hagrid, was collected by Severus Snape to be brought into the world of magic. Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,930 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
It's for the Best by witowsmp reviews
Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,271 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Soul Has Bandaged Moments by serendu reviews
Harry Potter was 18 when he first stepped into Atlantis. HPSGA crossover.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,512 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Taking Hostages by The-Caitiff reviews
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Wednesday's Children by Hoshi-tachi reviews
A story of orphans, escaped convicts, and a secret, for Wednesday's children are full of woe...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P.
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events by Shezza reviews
Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 275 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Scones Anyone? by Marz1 reviews
Lupin is learning to get by without magic, but he has a mission to keep him going. Trouble is not everyone wants a cure. Will he figure out which end of the P90 you point at the bad guys before its too late? HPxSG1
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
The End Or The Beginning? by artdam reviews
PostHBP. AU. After killing Voldemort Harry is transported to another universe. He finds his family and friends in the world where he died at the age of one. I had a thought, I created new document and now you can read it. Review and tell me what you think
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,394 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005
You Want What? by lunakatrina reviews
Harry is being forced to bond with Snape, but Harry isn't going to sit back and let that happen! ...Seriously...he's not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Quidditch Toned Muscles by lunakatrina reviews
This is a spoof, Harry is worried about finding someone who loves him for him and not his muscles or fame, Hermione's just trying to keep things logical, and Ron really wants to wake up. Rated M just in case, oneshot...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Maw by WoMo reviews
Harry Potter's full sixth year. After the confrontation in the Department of Mysteries and Sirius's death, Harry's world has been warped around. Includes a sadistic Hit Wizard, incompetent DADA professor, and plenty of twists and originality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 356,153 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jake by SMR723 reviews
COMPLETED. Jack O'Neill receives a latenight call from his teenaged clone. Is there really trouble at the high school or is the teen just bored and looking for attention? The answer surprises them all.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,395 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2004 - J. O'Neill - Complete
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Purgatory reviews
Survival is no longer enough. Retribution and justice are called for. Harry's Journey is no longer about reacting and defending. Now is the time to win. Sequel to Blood Tipped Feather 2/3. Post OotP storyline
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Blood Tipped Feather reviews
Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 277,019 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
OneShot Companion piece to The Blood Tipped Feather: Learn the circumstances behind Luna's Mothers Death. Luna centric, Trajedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Witness reviews
What really happened to Dudley Dursley the summer of 1995. A one shot companion piece to The Blood Tipped Feather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
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