I Shot The Sheriff
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Joined 10-27-06, id: 1154835, Profile Updated: 08-01-11
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, CSI: New York, and Pokémon.

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Stories:

Stitch in Time: I lost my plotting book for this one (MAJOR paddy was thrown, believe me). So until I can assemble a new plot, I'm afraid it's on hiatus.

Final Thought: An intentional one-shot, told nearly entirely through dialogue and thought process. It's what you get when CSI:NY and German Expressionism is mixed, kids!

That Hollow Feeling: Another one-shot, but I'm thinking of expanding this one; there's something about Sarah I can't stop thinking about, and there's a niggling ficlet of an idea trying to worm its way out of my head. It may be a straight second chapter jobbie or a new entry altogether, I'm not sure yet.

I ship:

MacxStella

DoctorxMartha

DoctorxMe (but don't worry, I won't inflict that onto you good readers)

AshxGary (this is my favourite, and I'm a complete convert to Palletshipping. Keep reaching for that rainbow!)

HarryxGinny (and I shipped BEFORE Chamber of Secrets. Forsightful, no?)

I don't ship:

DoctorxRose

AshxAnyoneWhoIsn'tGary (-_~)

And I hate:

AshxMisty (it's just gotten so unbelievably dull, and taken over nigh on the whole of the goddamn Pokemon section)

FredxGeorge (they actually exist. I know, I threw up a little bit too)

Mpreg (eurgh, it's just that little bit too weird)

Stories that are just about beating up your favourite/least favourite character. Though writing the death of a character is rather theraputic and can be justified by the story or tone you were aiming for (the way I see it, the beginning and middle have already been mapped out for us, so the end is our only final say. the only place we can become truely creative) describing in gory graphic detail how a ten year old kid dies because you get your kicks out of it isn't cool.

Stupid, assinine 'parodies' that are less funny than a nail gun through the eye which take up all the space, leaving people too bitter and resentful to be bothered to read the actually good parody stories. For an example of the cream of parody, read citygirl1116.You will laugh until you cry.

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The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Evolution by Jaxxon reviews
Years ago, Ash left his Pokemon journey to be an assistant to Professor Oak. But after a lab accident, Ash will never be the same again.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,547 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/29/2001 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Back to the Discworld by reaperofthewinds reviews
What would happen if the timelines of Night Watch and Back to the Future crossed when the lightning struck?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2008
The Moanings of an Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Three by The morrigan three reviews
Back to Hogwarts for another tedious year. Black has escaped,Lupin is teaching and I, as always, am the last to know. Then to top it all Potter didn't get killed or seriously injured during the holidays.' A diary from your favourite teacher, Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Rapier by kamelion reviews
Captain Rapier is out for one last adventure. Hornblower and Kennedy find themselves caught in a increasingly dangerous situation with no easy answers. I do not own the HH characters. All mistakes are my own.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - H. Hornblower, A.Kennedy
Harry Potter and the Deadly Deception by Delylah reviews
He could not stand being Harry anymore.... He had...never wished so intensely that he could be somebody...anybody...else... Order of the Phoenix, U.S. edition, page 822. Sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight. An AU year 6 fic, started preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,962 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Starting Over by BSGaddict reviews
For the Adama family, the end of the world offers the chance for a fresh start. This is an AU story set in seasons 1 and 2, in which Zak Adama is still alive. KZ and KL.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 170,124 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Too Close For Comfort, Doctor by MissHaunted-MoonLight reviews
HP/DW Crossover. The search for the Horcruxes sends our heroes to the Underworld, but two new arrivals just before departure may change their plans a bit. The Universe is in turmoil, and the Doctor's past is coming back to haunt him. N.B. UNDER REVISION
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,102 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
The Boy Next Door by jjonahjameson reviews
movieverse MJ's new role gets Peter into very hot water.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,772 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005
Watch Your Back by Maia's Pen reviews
COMPLETE! Trainers are mysteriously vanishing. Someone, or something, is on a violent kidnapping spree. When Gary Oak becomes the newest victim, Ash and his friends are determined to find out what is going on.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 195,896 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Gary O./Shigeru, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
The Moanings Of An Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Two by The morrigan three reviews
I'm back for another year. Hopefully Potter may have got run over by a bus during the summer. A diary full of complaints from your favourite teacher. Severus Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
The New Team by Jellyman Squirt reviews
Harry is walking onto the pitch for the first game of the season, and takes a look around at the team. Then, when they set off, the cheering crowd have a surprise for them...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Harry P.
Bolero by DrWorm reviews
Fighting is like dancing and Vimes as Keel watches himself do something he knows he'll regret.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Complete
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That Hollow Feeling reviews
I’ve got everything I’d ever wanted in life, and I’m only thirty two. And yet… It all felt so hollow. Palletshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008
Stitch in Time reviews
“So you’re the manifestation of an ineffable human conception?” Maria sighed heavily. “Yes, I suppose so.”
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007
Final Thought reviews
Just a quick one; what Mac’s last thoughts might be.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete