PirateRosi
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Joined 10-27-06, id: 1155047, Profile Updated: 04-04-11
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

Hello. How you got here I have no idea, but make yourself comfortable.

I pretty much have four stories ongoing at the moment, the first being "Rum Soaked Reveries", which is most definitely on hiatus, and will probably never be finished in all honesty. As much as I LOVE Pirates of the Caribbean and of course Jack Sparrow, at the moment I want to concentrate on my other fics.

There's also "Dark Fascination" which is my HP fic, mainly centred around the one the only absolutely batshit insane (or is he?) Barty Crouch, newly resurrected and hoping to atone in some way. For more info, well I guess you'd just hafta read it. ;)

Then there's "A Pilot's Perspective", which centres around Joker and his thoughts/feelings/sarcastic reflections on well... Life, love and the universe, I guess. It of course, has an element of romance to it, but not with (female) Shepard, which at one point it was going to be. I guess I just don't see him with Shepard, I always kinda felt she was a bit too uptight for him, and after I "Virmired" Ashley Williams I kind of interpreted how upset he was as him having feelings for Ash. Also, I just can't imagine Shep with anyone else than Kaidan, unfortunately, but look for a fan fiction coming out at a later date concerning THAT as well. ;)

Lastly there's "I'm not Calling you a Liar", my brand new fic which centres on the relationship between Anders and female Hawke, who is struggling to come to terms with what happens at the end of Dragon age 2.

If you're a fan of either Mass Effect, Dragon Age or both (if you're a crazy Bioware fan like me) and you pop on the Bioware forums, say hi. My name on there is Meerkatt. :)

Oh, and the general lack of all things writing recently is due to the fact I've been spending my time on a lot of original stuff. So, apologies for that.

Well, help yourself to Rum and Chocolate and have a nice day now!

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Breaking the Barrier by SufferMyDesire reviews
Dying is easy. Life is suffering. Joker battles his demons and Shepard copes with her resurrection as they both struggle with learning how to live again. In the midst of their turmoil, can two broken souls find peace in each other before being sought out by a fate worse than death? fShepxJoker OOC AU. Post ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,425 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Shepard (F), Joker]
The Short Straw by VBlaiddDrwgV reviews
The crew deals with an uncomfortable matter that must be brought to the attention of Commander Shepard. Who's going to take one for the team?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Study Sessions by Snape's Nightie reviews
Head Boy Lucius Malfoy and his inappropriate young love, Severus Snape, are having more than their fair share of misadventure. SSLM SLASH fun. NonHBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,229 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
I Feel Pretty by Tex-chan reviews
When Sophie leaves town for a few days, Howl devises a unique way of coping with his loneliness. Fic Challenge: Howl ... Crossdressing
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
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I'm Not Calling you a Liar reviews
After they escape Kirkwall, a very angry she-Hawke gives Anders a well-deserved beating. But what will happen next however? The party continue to flee the Templars as Hawke struggles with her enduring feelings for Anders, and Fenris...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders
A Pilot's Perspective reviews
Joker still struggles to come to terms with the destruction of the original Normandy. After inadvertantly saving a woman's life, Joker and the rest of the crew are left with the repercussions. Cerberus' motives are once again questioned. Begins after ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Joker
Dark Fascination reviews
Auror Scarlet Bellamy tried to survive, as the fate of the wizarding world came ever closer to being decided. Little did she know, she would involuntarily soon be caught up in it, courtesy of her old friend Barty Crouch Junior. Post HBP/DH Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Barty C. Jr., OC
Rum Soaked Reveries reviews
When expiratess turned petty thief, Erin Sparks runs into a certain rogue pirate, an old flame is reignited. Distracted, she remains oblivious of the imminent danger... Post AWE/AWE Compliant.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow