Going undercover with a celestial being is one thing - pretending to be married to him is another. However Dean Winchester will get himself out of this one is beyond me, but someone needs to stop a homophobe killing off innocent couples. And what better way to find said homophobic assbutt than to pretend to be gay yourself?

Cas and Dean's little "profound bond" is starting to give the angel a very curious itch. There is a possibility that relieving it could be devastating, but they might have to take that chance. This was supposed to just be a oneshot but it suddenly got pretty big. It's really mostly smut. SO MUCH SMUT. Destiel, mentions of Sabriel. Light bondage, top!Dean/bottom!Cas, wing!kink.