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Joined 10-28-06, id: 1155553, Profile Updated: 01-09-14
Author has written 15 stories for Inuyasha, Bleach, Megamind, and Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました.

Apparently I have never edited my profile...? Not once in seven years. I'm not sure if I should be impressed or a little exasperated with myself.

For me, fanfiction is a way to practice the actual act of writing. It allows me to focus on how I write more than what I write, if that makes any sense. I already have all the basic ingredients - places, characters/characterization, the 'rules' of the world - and I just need to throw them together with my own plot and perspective. I know some people would cringe at the idea of learning to write through fanfiction, but I've learned LOADS more writing here than I did in three semesters of fiction writing classes.

And, of course, it's fun playing out my own head canons and what-ifs with the characters.

I feel very fortunate that other people have enjoyed reading these things I've had so much fun making. I can't describe what a confidence boost it has been to hear all the kind things people have taken the time to tell me. So if any of my readers stumble across this, thank you!

If you have any interest in seeing me be five thousands times less articulate...
My art: http://frotu.deviantart.com/
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Unintended by Miss Soupy reviews
AU. Orihime never expected herself to be of interest to one of the largest technology companies in the world, HM Global. The beginnings of an all-out technology war changes her path abruptly and forces her into the hands of people she considers enemies.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,256 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Who I Am by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Ulquiorra must learn to live as a human in the world of the living, but can a hollow ever truely become human again? And will the Soul Society allow such a thing to go unpunished?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,899 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Ties Of Blood by vegita-dias reviews
Sesshoumaru and Rin. Two sides of a war between humans and youkai. What is the meaning of the phrase "blood does not matter"? And can Sesshoumaru see past Rin's human blood and love her for who she is?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,288 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Sixteen by Miss Soupy reviews
oneshot For her sweet sixteen, she received a fractured face and an even more broken spirit. It was also the day she first met him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Hope & Despair by SaraVannin reviews
Continuing from where issue 348 of Manga left off. When it seems like all hope is gone, can Orihime stop Ulquiorra? Orihime x Ulquiorra. Will contain some spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Saints and Sinners by Enchantable reviews
Collection of Ulquihime oneshots
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,811 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Come Back To Me by Enchantable reviews
Collab with Frotu. Post-rescue Orihime deals with life, one breath at a time
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
I feel, Therefore I am by Eia San reviews
How do you know you are alive? A thought can be created, distorted, passed on without much effort towards life, but a feeling…To know you are alive is to feel, but Ulquiorra knows nothing of that…yet… *UlqxHime* Rating may change in the future
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
starless by keem reviews
Her dependency on Ulquiorra strikes a chord within him. Ulquiorra's musings on Orihime whilst she sleeps. Drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Rewind Replay by Teenager reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer had always thought he knew how his role in the Winter War would play out, but when he is taken prisoner by the shinigami, that thought was shattered into a million pieces. UlquiorraxOrihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
La Serenissima by Oreithyia reviews
Ulquiorra and his new subordinate rest together during a break in the fighting. Story is told from Halibel's point of view. UlquiHime. Slight AU.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
all fall down by keem reviews
UPDATED 05-05. Ulquiorra x Orihime. "I've cared for you, tended to you, ensured that your every physical need was met. And yet your allegiance continues to waver. Why?" Ongoing. R&R.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Of Threnodies and Roses by Quiet2885 reviews
Modern Retelling. Leroux Undertones. He began as an Angel that came to her one frightening night. As Christine is slowly swept up into a dangerous and passionate obsession, will she survive his dark world...and even darker past? COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 140,173 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Road Well Traveled by ManonLeChat reviews
Life is what happens when you're making other plans. [Sesshoumaru x Rin] ONESHOT, COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
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Vision reviews
When Nanami agreed to let Ami's sister use the shrine for a wedding photo shoot, Tomoe wasn't all that pleased. But when she ends up being the model, he does nothing to hold back his irritation. While the strength of his annoyance surprises her, the actual reason behind his behavior might be the biggest shock of all.
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Complete
Unravel reviews
Orihime had accepted that friendship was likely the extent of her relationship with Ulquiorra. Yet his questions while helping untie her intricate obi make her wonder if his emotions may also be more complicated than they initially appeared...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Something Worth Celebrating reviews
When Orihime decides that he needs to celebrate his birthday properly in the world of the living, Ulquiorra is thrown a party that could be the first step in the changing of their relationship.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Always With Style reviews
Roxanne heads over to the formerly-evil lair one evening and, after finding Megamind and Minion trying to decide what song to use for the opening of the new museum, learns more about Megamind's musical tastes and lesser known talents.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
A Part of Life reviews
She blinked at him, and then laughed softly. "No, you're right." Her merriment subsided, but the touch of a smile still lingered upon her lips. "I guess what I meant is that I want to make a family. I want a baby."
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
That Which Marks Us reviews
It was an infinite moment before Ulquiorra realized that he was there, complete, that the flame that surrounded him now was just a glowing light pressed against his closed eyelids. Post chapter 354
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Fortune reviews
After coming home from visiting her friends and discovering that Ulquiorra spent his New Year's alone, Orihime decides that they should go on a traditional New Year's shrine visit. When they buy fortunes, however, the evening takes an unexpected twist.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Confess reviews
After spending so much time with Ulquiorra following his arrival in the world of the living, Orihime has come to a realization that she is determined to share with him. Unfortunately, the world seems to be conspiring against her.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Wicked Games reviews
It was supposed to be imaginary, a game of make-believe, and nothing more. But in every lie was a shred of truth, and slowly they both had to realize that there was more to the fabricated bonds they had allowed to pass between them. Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Don't reviews
He didn't want to feel, and he didn't want to care. But around Orihime, Ulquiorra found it difficult to keep from doing either. Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Kimono reviews
Lord Sesshoumaru's gifts always meant the world to Rin. But as she got older, they started to hold a different significance... oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Thaw reviews
Regardless of its coldness, winter always succumbed to spring. And somehow, Sesshoumaru had to wonder if Rin would make him the same.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Perfect reviews
One perfect flower can be better than a thousand that are simply striking, that are desired merely because they are there. One flower can be enough, if it is the right one. But the question Sesshoumaru couldn't answer was if it should be allowed to be so.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
A Season's Change reviews
Time changes all things, and their relationship was not exempt. While Rin might accept this, things were different with her lord. For if he was forced to notice the changes time had wrought, what changes might he be forced to notice within himself?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
His Blossom reviews
She was human, brief and unnecessary as the flowers she loved. But just because something is unnecessary does not mean it cannot serve a purpose.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
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