TheWaiter
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Joined 10-29-06, id: 1156028, Profile Updated: 07-25-09
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Harvest Moon, Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance, Call of Duty, Twilight, and Thirteen Reasons Why.

Salutations. If you've stumbled upon my profile, please don't hesitate to loan me some shotgun shells. I need to use them against the next horde.

Largely, I'm a very diverse ficcer in the world of video games. I often write in multiple game universes, because I feel that I can't really pin one down that I like the best. That being said, I'm a whore for FF7 and FFX-2 fics.

As Inyuasha fans might say, "Cloudy is my bishie" or something like that.

Name: Undiluted F. Awesome, Jr.

Age: 18

Birthday: April 26th, '91.

Gender: Male

Fics:
Atonement:
Re-written, and is my attempt at a good oneshot.
The Joker and the Thief: This was intended as a series of oneshots, but now it looks like it's going to be a three part fic.
Silent but Deadly: A fic that will probably span nine-ten chapters, experimenting with Rude.
Savior: The second fic I've written for the Historian series, but the first I've published. So the first I've written for the Historian series.
Complications of the Simple Life: Couldn't resist writing something for Harvest moon, so here it is.
Shock and Awe: After a huge hiatus, I'm going to finish this story. Come hell or high water.
Abomination: A Twilight fic that I'm planning to re-introduce.

Top 5 Ships:
1. Cloud/Tifa (FF7) This is a no-brainer.
2. Rude/Yuffie (FF7) That Yuffie is quite a catch.
3. Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter) Well, anything but Harry/Ron, really.
4. Giant Octopus/Hogwarts Castle (Harry Potter) I think there was one fic written about it.
5. Rikku/Gippal (FFX-2) Gotta love these two.

The homepage link has excellent value in the fact that it hasn't been updated in at least two years, and it's a freewebs site. I haven't even looked at it in about two years, so it's in disrepair. Click at own risk.

~~TheWaiter

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Tiger Baiting by wideopeneyes reviews
Previously Untitled. Rikku is doing her very, very best to seduce Gippal. The only problem is that he has no idea she's intentionally baiting him. He thinks she's just Cid's sweet, innocent girl who has absolutely no idea how sexy she is.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,098 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Once In A Blue Moon by SilverEyedAeorith reviews
Blue and Hige have been together for a pretty long time, but when Hige suddenly ends their relationship, what's Blue supposed to do? Rated M for sexual content in later chapters.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,224 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Silence by Forever-Sapphire reviews
Tifa’s been waiting around for Cloud to come home for over a month now. With a terrible snowstorm outside, and not much to do around the house, Tifa thinks about the things she could tell him on his return home, never thinking he'd realize them. [fluff]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Locked by Bahamuts AngelVII reviews
Oneshot. He misses her. I hold no grudge against her, no, not at all. It may be hard to believe, because honestly, my instincts are telling me to fight for him. [Cloud x Tifa]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Locked in the Vault by Jessica Holmes reviews
My version of the areas of Tifa's heart and mind Cloud would see if the lifestream somehow allowed him a glimpse. He sees himself and Aeris through Tifa's eyes. Another CloTi, but it's a wierd one folks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
The Frozen Lunar Flower by SilverEyedAeorith reviews
Blue is a normal girl of 17, at least until she goes on a walk at night and meets Hige, who seems all too familiar, even though she's never seen him before in her life. Why does it seem like they know each other anyway, and if so, from where?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
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Shock and Awe reviews
When Sergeant Paul Jackson rescues Flight Sergeant Mary Williams from certain death, something blossoms. And in a world where terror marks every country, and nuclear missiles race towards the US, every flower counts. Rated M for language and gore. 3 is up
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008
Skye Falling reviews
She heard that Hannah Baker had killed herself two weeks before, and she wonders if she'll be next. She's falling; she knows it. The only question now: is there anyone left to catch her?
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Clay J. - Complete
The Joker and the Thief reviews
A story that explores the friendship between everyone's two favourite Turks; Reno and Rude. A buddy fic, zero slash whatsoever.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Reno, Rude
Silent But Deadly reviews
When Rude gets shot, he suddenly has visions, memories of what led him to the life he knows now, the life as a Soldier for Shinra. Slight AU, Post Advent Children.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Rude
Abomination
David Fische is an abomination, a missing link between vampires and humans. His extraordinary gift makes him a wanted man. Will he figure out why he's being attacked, or will he succumb to the many forces behind these onslaughts?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Published: 12/8/2008
Complications of the Simple Life reviews
When the new guy came to Mineral Town, he broke the cycle, he seperated the town from the normal way they lived their lives, and became irregular. Written for Harvest Moon: FoMT.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
Savior reviews
With the Ravage and Carnage clans at war, Marche, Ritz, and Montblanc find themselves caught between choosing a side or remaining neutral. With the help of a brave human warrior and a white mage, is there hope to save Ivalice?
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007
Atonement reviews
Rewrite. He knew he was going to pay for his actions... just didn't know the depth of his Atonement.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Rude, Reno - Complete