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On unrequited love: A mighty pain to love it is,

And 'tis a pain that pain to miss

But of all pains, the greatest pain,

It is to love, but love in vain -Abraham Crowley

On friendship: The most wonderful thing is when compete strangers become the best of friends.

The most terrible thing is when the best of friends become complete strangers. -Unknown

On forgiveness: Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -John F. Kennedy

On joy: Try to find a place inside where there is joy, and that joy will burn out the pain -Joseph Campbell

People don't fail. They give up.

Humans are like teabags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.

You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated.

I have five fingers for a reason; My pinky for my best friend and the promises I will keep,

My ring finger for that special boy, if I want one when the time is right,

My index finger to point out what I want

My thumb to show the world that I am alright,

And my middle finger for when those b*tches push me too far.

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True Love's Curse by MertleYuts reviews
True Love is a funny thing, and by funny I mean hateful, manipulative, and downright mean. I am supposed to be running through fairy tales until I kiss my true love and escape from this curse. So what am I supposed to do when "True Love" chose wrong!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 160,026 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Slush Black and the Seven Dwarbishies by HoratiosBabyMama reviews
You've heard of Snow White right? Well, I'm her cousin Slush and this is my story. Warnings for sarcasm, stereotypes and slash.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/10/2009