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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Ok so if anything you really really REALLY should not be on my page because in plain and simple words it is dullness...

But if you insist on staying I will tell you stuff!! And it is exactly what i called it stuff!!

One of my absolute favorite FanFic writters is Sky-eyed-Kitsune the absoulute best eva! Straight insperation from words!!

I lovez Yaoi you don't like it then too bad idk how you found my account anyways!!

I do this for fun and leave comments if you please i am not your master soo i can't make you do anything...if i could i would make you eat

waffles and pancakes and french toast while listening to the song by Parry Gripp yes!!

I am done for now...

Muwahahahaha...hehehe...he...ha...ho...(very creepy) yess...

Please read

Yeah!! so my computer is working now and i am working on my 3 stories now so no i am not discontinuing anythingi think it's wrongness lol

Put this on your profile if you can read it lol

Hilarious Way to learn Chinese on DarkAlbino's profile! LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Only in America are we this stupid:

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it is. Well, whatever we had is now over, you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an employee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say "Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Ummm yeeeaaah... isn't military also human?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while

Quotes:

Stop, Drop and Roll doesn't work in hell.

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. And at the worst possible moment.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me! I quit!!"

Congratulations, you fail at life.

Sticks and stones might break my bones...but a 50 foot fall will kill ya'll!

Every piece of paper has two sides...unless you use magic marker. Then you're screwed.

I use to have super powers but then my therapists took them away.

I'm not late. I'm just early for tomorrow.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

Smile: it confuses the enemy.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

Kinda hard not to be a smartass when you're talking to dumbasses all the time.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere is happy.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.

I don't get mad, I get even.

You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Huh. Sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing

I'm an angel! I swear! The horns are just there to hold the halo in place.

Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.

No one leaves this world a virgin cause fate screws you over.

I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them.

I'm too tired to tell the truth.

I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?

Instant Human: just add coffee.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up.

I have ADD, Attention Def-OMG! It's a butterfly!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

My homework ate my dog!

Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer

Take one step closer and I'll run away.

Tell me your sob story... I need a good laugh.

That which doesn't kill you... Will probably try again

Hey, your village called! They want their idiot back

Sorry, no assholes allowed

I had a best friend, but the rope broke and he got away

Sometimes it's not a good idea to question your friend, just help them dump the body in the river and walk away

If carrots were drugged, bunnies would be fucked up

I didn't move up the fuckin food chain to eat god damn carrots, so shut the fuck up vegatarians!

I SWEAR TO DRUNK I AM NOT GOD!

Fuck poltics, I just wanna burn shit down

You say "Weird" like it's a bad thing

I'm so hot, I make fire Stop, Drop and Roll

Pardon me, but you've mistaken me for someone who actually gives a damn

I'm sorry, they had to remove part of my soul to make room for more sarcasm

Anime is like yaoi, only without all the gay sex

What drugs are you on? and can I have some?

You're just jealous cuz the voices talk to me and not you

Just smile and wave

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Never knock on Death's door... Ring the bell and run away... he hates that

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door...

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again

Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much.

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years.

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

"Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!"

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

I just like to copy and paste stuff...some of this is really funny though!!

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Strength by ajj7sunhawk reviews
What makes you strong? What gives the strength to survive despite it all. Warning Heavy Angst, Mpreg mystyle. ** Dont wanna give the story away... please read and see.. Rated M for a reason.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 138,315 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Crimson Stained Sky by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Humans know that they're flawed, that they're not perfect, but they also know is that there is an even more flawed life form: that of the Analiax demons. And that's all they needed to start a war. Sasunaru, Gaanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,147 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What Will It Take by I Am The Pumpkin King reviews
Naruto Namikaze's blessing turns into a curse the day his mother refused it. Join Naruto on his quest to find what it is he "truly needs" so he can regain what has been lost. Will he find it, or blindly let it slip away…!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Game Set Match by fuelled by ramen reviews
A tennis game ends with more than just a ceremony and a medal. NARUSASU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,988 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Completely Addicted by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gratitude, In Volts by Comma-Toes reviews
SLASH. PWP. One-Shot. Virgil and Richie must make a deal with Hotstreak in order for him to keep his mouth shut about their identities. Turns out the blackmail was just the shove they needed in order to fall.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What are your thoughts on yaoi? by worblehat reviews
Gintoki/Hijikata. Gintoki demands a parfait. Hijikata grumbles. Groping ensues.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Sleep Over! by E-finch reviews
Naruto decides it's time for a brake and plans a sleepover for everyone. What will happen when it goes out of control and totally insane? Answer: ANYTHING! Warning: containts craziness, Yaoi,booze, and mature content! You've been warned! rated M to be saf
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Unbridled Lust by DetoxAngel reviews
The sequel to Unnatural Attraction. The same warning goes as follows. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,054 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Gohan, Goku - Complete
Unnatural Attraction by DetoxAngel reviews
Gohan has an attraction to someone he shouldn't. BEFORE YOU PROCEED TO READ THIS FIC, READ THE VERY LOUD WARNING FIRST! SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FIC ENTAILS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,272 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Gohan, Goku - Complete
Tease by Stavi reviews
Lemon, Language, Yaoi. Sasuke teases too much, what is an innocent uke to do? Get Revenge. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icecream Steam Scene by Stavi reviews
Naruto Sexually taunts Sasuke with icecream unknowingly. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Battle for Dominance by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,227 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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You Are Mine reviews
Minato is alive. Naruto loves him. Minato is hokage. Sasuke is back in the village. Sakura still loves him. Minato loves Naruto. Naruto loves Minato. So why are there so many problems. Summery May Change if it becomes a story. Kyuu is in Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Little Deviant reviews
You did what?"he pouts.Oh that's not gonna get him out of trouble this time!"Oh come on 'tachi! Help me out here Sake'" "Nope you dug your own grave this time Naru and No matter how...you look I'm with Itachi this time. Very upset with you." ItaSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Hey There Foxy! reviews
You!....you!" he smirked that sinisterly f'ing sexy smirk at me! "You what? I know that's not all you have to say to me Na-Ru-To" he prrred. I Uzamaki Naruto have volunteered at a luxury, heaven sent, at least i thought it was, Camp Polar for 4 weeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Bastard's Are Sometimes Tolerable Sometimes reviews
HigScfic. Naruto has had his downs and not many ups and when he transfers schools a certaint Uchiha will make school a living hello kitten for the blonde...or so Naru thinks but what if, just maybe...something good comes out of it...for both of them maybe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
This isn't Lust Its Love Desire and Possessiveness reviews
Naruto has a past with his father and a desire he can not quench. Every touch drives him mad and I think he's about to drive "daddy" mad too. But is it lust? Oh God he doesn't know...will he ever know? And how will "daddy" take it? MinaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
I still Love you reviews
Minato is married with a son. Fugaku is married with 2 sons. It didn't use to be like this...What happend? I think i wanna leave this as a one-shot unless people like it. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete