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Joined 10-30-06, id: 1156216, Profile Updated: 03-15-09
Author has written 11 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Supernatural.

I. Am a writer. Well, I like to call myself one. It's a terribly egotistical thing I have, that once I was able to string a few grammatically correct words together and put a punctuation mark on the end, I called my self a writer. Haha. Idiot.

Well, everyone seems so keen on knowing what everyone else looks like, but I find that rather, I dunno. Strange. As you can't see me anyway. So let's just say I have hair that I can change the color and length of at whim, and eyes that change color with my mood. And if you don't find some humor in that, than may I please direct you to user Miss Non, who has given me some incredibly helpful criticism with my Daughter of the Dead Man so that I realized my inherent Mary-Sue tendencies (which really, I think we all have, who doesn't want to write a perfect person). At any rate.

I'm officially a twenty-one-year-old who is aiming to be a real, genuine, Author. I've written a couple of original pieces, but obviously you won't find any of that here.

As for fanfiction, I write stories for fandoms that appeal most to me and those that present the most creative leeway with creating characters. For Harry Potter, I am an Harry/OC (because Ginny is way too sane for emotionally stunted and traumatized Harry, let's face it) R/Hr (because you can't spell Hermione without R-O-N) and Neville/Luna (because they're both a bit... odd). Those are pretty much the only care about, except for the occasional Dramione or Draco/Ginny, but those have to be very well written. For PotC, I am Willabeth for the movies, but Sparrabeth for writing. (grins very widely and thinks longingly of Orlando Bloom.) Norrie can pretty much go hang with anyone, but I prefer to use him as antagonist!foil.

With my stories, I definitely have a "lighter" side and a "darker" side. The lighter stuff tends to be more comedy/dialogue driven, while the dark stuff is all angsty and history-y and feelings and emotions and such.

Reviews feed my soul! (Especially if they're constructive - while I am comforted by the UPD8 SOON! stuff, they're like candy floss, and constructive reviews are like a big juicy steak. One can only live on candy floss for so long, you know.)

Um. You're expecting me to further entertain you? Go read one of my stories.

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Teach Me To Live by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
When a battered elfling is brought to Imladris, the household of Elrond Halfelven begin to teach her to trust and smile again. This is her story as she grows up there and learns not simply to exist, but how to live. Family-centric fic covering pre-War of the Ring until the sailing of Legolas and Gimli. Finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 158,231 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
She's Got Legs by Scorpio71 reviews
Did you ever have one of those let the floor open up and swallow me whole moments? Yeah? Well, this one is Strife's.
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
The Goddesses of Orlyism by Crystyna reviews
The Goddesses Of Orlyism co Crystyna and Laura 2003 get POWWED not zapped into ME to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer their weasely black guts out! But they quickly find that they're in for a surprise...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 12/20/2003
How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The by Crystyna reviews
How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The Caribbean Sister WillOC. Elizabeth and her twin have been competing all their life, but when Elizabeth is captured, her sister joins up with Will and Jack to save her. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,869 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Complete
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A Clash of Wills reviews
madeover A pirate brand is not the only mark that a stray sailor may bear - but Will stumbles into something even worse than piracy as a new arrival boards The Black Pearl. Will/OC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Bats, and Other Creatures of the Night reviews
BB Rosa Ducard is living a false life under a false name as a policewoman in gotham. just when she's ready to investigate herself straight into a nervous breakdown, a man breaks into her apartment... well, flies into it, actually. B/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,747 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008
Sins of Babylon reviews
A woman quietly faded from life. A baby, face red with frustration, wailed to an army of nurses. An angry burn covered most of her right chest and arm. Three days later, Anthony Walker put a revolver in his mouth and pulled the the trigger.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Dean W., Sam W.
Daughter of Eve reviews
Human nature dictates that a Utopian society will not stay so for long... so as one society collapses, what will happen to a child as she is thrust is a pool and comes out in another world? What will she have to learn? And how fast must learn it?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Caspian X
Crimson reviews
A Dark Veil hangs over the former prison Azkaban, and Dumbledore's Army has been assembled once again - all the members dealing with demons from their pasts. But a mysterious woman arrives, bloodied and mangled, who may be able to change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Harry P., OC
And the Seer Dreamed reviews
Bette Gillis looked up at the grand red train before her, smoke billowing out of the huge steam engine, gold lining its wheels and doors. She smiled contentedly. It was always satisfying when the real thing turned out to be as wonderful as the Sight of it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., OC
The Secret Mistress Presents : reviews
A collection of one-shots about the innermost secrets of Harry Potter characters. Disregard DH, as I began them before the book came out. I'm not sure if any more will be coming out, give me a shout if you want to see a secret of a particular character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Narcissa M., Fred W.
The Black Pearl reviews
Behind every man, there is a woman. Jack Sparrow may claim that his woman is his ship, The Black Pearl. But there was a time when he was not a pirate, and The Black Pearl did not exist. Who, then, was the woman that made Jack change forever? JOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Something's Gone Wrong reviews
With summer coming on, more and more writers are composing those... what are they called again? Fan-chics? At any rate, our staff and students at Hogwarts inevitably undergo some Changes at this time, and this Meeting to evaluate them is worse than ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
With Really Bad Eggs reviews
He stood there, impatiently waiting for the two nonalcoholic drinks. Nonalcoholic drinks. Oh bugger. JOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006
The Daughter of the Dead Man reviews
PotC: Dead Man's Chest, is not all that it seemed to be. One woman was left out of the story that we think we know to be true, and her tale is finally being told. This. Is what really happened. WOC COMPLETED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete