The Luggage
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Joined 10-30-06, id: 1156355, Profile Updated: 03-31-11
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

I am The Luggage. If that conjures up images of a homicidal, semi-sentient treasure chest with hundreds of little legs, well...that's as it should be. If it doesn't, go read the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. Because you should.

I have several fandoms, though the ones I actually write fic for vary widely, with nary rhyme nor reason to them.

As for the writing itself...I'm very slow, and thus far, a one-shotter. That's not to say a multi-chapter fic is impossible, just unlikely. Concrit will be adored, and reviews make my day.

When it comes to reading fic, I'll read practically anything if it's done well. Except incest and a very few pairings. I have my squicks, and I stay far away from them, thank you. Other than that, I like gen, het, femme-slash, slash, and the occasional bit of crack.

Umm, yeah. That's pretty much it.

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Who You Gonna Call? reviews
They ain't 'fraid of no ghosts! ...Wait, what? Featuring a Hawke who is less than impressed with Varric and his little exorcising expedition. One shot!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hawke (M) - Complete
Just Another Hoop reviews
Enlistment might be just another hoop to jump through, but here and now, it's the most important hoop there is. Very, very mild language inside, hence the rating.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Takes Two To Tango reviews
Gokudera might be a damn good dancer, but he's never actually enjoyed it... Rated for some swearing, and maybe a tiny bit of slash, if you squint. Oneshot, complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Ninja Barbers! reviews
He's been alone most of his life, there's a few things he has to have learned to do for himself by this point... There's a very little bit of swearing, but other than that, it's Gen all the way. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Balancing Act reviews
She centers them, balances them, and they keep her safe... A ChikusaChromeKen fic. Rated for a very little bit of swearing, and the implications of an OT3. Oneshot, complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
On The Proper Use Of Phones reviews
So an exTurk and a pilot walk into a bar... Rated because Cid likes his swearwords. If you squint, there's also slashy subtext. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Of Cloaks and Cigarettes reviews
Fifty prompts, fifty sentences. Vincent Valentine is a man of few words, which was perfect for this, really. CidVincenty in places, which means slash. Rated for Cid's mouth. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Kankurou Drabbles reviews
Three short stories about Kankurou, running with scissors, and why he hates the water. [Kankuroucentric, Gen, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Kankuro - Complete
The Truth Behind IT reviews
Many of Naruto's friends have wondered about IT, but only Naruto knows the truth... [mild Naruto crack, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cats Make Good Teachers reviews
Kankurou's learned a lot from cats over the years. [Kankurou musing, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Why Kankurou Hates Forests reviews
Kankurou really doesn't like forests, and it's not just because he's from the desert, either...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Ninja Hands reviews
Hands can tell you a lot about a person, especially when you're a ninja...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete