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Joined 09-29-01, id: 115649, Profile Updated: 11-30-10
Author has written 19 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Gundam Wing/AC, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, Flash, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Heyo. I'm T Rocket, also known as GoldphishCrackers. I doodle a lot, but sometimes I write. Sparingly. These are those cases.

For those who remember the old, old pieces here, everything aside from 'a very shinra x-mas' has been deleted, on account that it all sucked and was poorly written. And by 'poorly', I mean 'seriously, eye-bleedingly atrocious'.

For those that DON'T remember those days, THEY NEVER EXISTED.

Ahem, I digress. Shinra X-mas is only here because it's hilariously STUPID. It was created at 3AM with everyone intentionally written OOC. The Co-writer and I don't care beyond that because it was begging to be made fun of. Somebody make a flash video of it. I DARE you.

But now I've returned to writing, hanging mostly around the FMA and KH fandoms. Expect BL and yaoi flavoring on most of my work. so that means, if you don't like it, move along, Mm? And when you crit, I can take it, but please be gentle. I am by no means a serious writer. Like my sketch dumps on my art haunts, this is just postings of my own practicing.

Story Groupings:

-Gallia Divisa- (3 chapters - Active WIP)
1. Boys of Summer- Once upon a time in 100BC, when he had neither become M. Bonnefoy or even France proper, our story begins.
2. Mothers- A chapter in which we meet his mother, along with Egypt.
3. Black Smoke- The girl from the North has a few problems to deal with.

-Reading Between the Lines- (5 chapters - Inactive WIP)
This collection is brought to you by myself and Mindsend of deviantart. These are all taken from RPs between the two of us, and she plays Marluxia, and I play Vexen.
1. Chapter One- Wherein Lexaeus and Zexion liquor up Vexen and he does something stupid.
2. Chapter Two- Marluxia drags a chair around the castle, looking like a paranoid fool and Vexen tries to save his ass from imminent death.
3. Chapter Three- In which Xigbar says a whole mess of things that really mess stuff up and people get physical.
4. Chapter Four- In which people fall over and things happen.
5. Chapter Five- Wherein Marluxia discovers Vexen's "pet".

-Mirror, Mirror- (3 chapters - Inactive WIP)
1. Chapter One- All Nobodies remembered their origins, but Luxord however, cannot. But as he searches for a place he can properly lie about and call his own, he finds where his Somebody lived...
2. Chapter Two- Having found his Somebody alive and well, Luxord breaks the news to another Nobody and muses over what to make of it all.
3. Chapter Three- In which Luxord realizes that things are about to get VERY awkward.

-Xenotime Arc- (Hiatus) A series surrounding the lives of Belsio and the Tringhams.
1. Holding On- Belsio reflects on his life and relationship with Nash Tringham, as well as the man's death.
2. Tempt me Not- The sequel, wherein Belsio is confronted with an idea that repulses him, but at the same time, twists quite temptingly around his thoughts.

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
How To Do Nothing At All by Falaphesian reviews
In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord
Listen Closely by Spazzlingz reviews
After her second failure JENOVA wandered the Life Stream aimlessly until she found a place called Silent Hill. A place with a dying God. She is now their God and no one is safe from her plans, her revenge. Not Cloud, not Vincent...no one.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Vincent V.
Kids will be Kids by Seftimiu reviews
Prompt/Challenge: One of the Rogue's is de-aged I couldn't choooose just one. So I did most of them! Hint of Len/Mick slash.
Flash - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/1/2008
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Duck and Cover by Simon920 reviews
Nightwing and Arsenal pose for a calendar. Nude.
Nightwing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
sick by creepy tauren lady reviews
Loved you, hated you, killed you. rated for solo and implied GrimoireXHojo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Prof. Hojo - Complete
Professor Hojo vs Education by Aerika S reviews
There comes a time when all fathers must let go of their sons and send them into the world so that they may learn. But this is Hojo and like hell he’s letting his prize specimen out of his grubby hands.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth - Complete
Equivocations by Aerika S reviews
We can lie to ourselves to avoid our guilt, but that will never erase it. Professor Gast on his last day at ShinRa and the last chance he’ll have to amend his mistakes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by storyless reviews
When the world most needs salvation, only saints will recognize their god.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Prof. Hojo - Complete
Through the Broken Looking Glass by Riddler of the Sphnix reviews
Dedicated to Fudge1.Thing have changed since Alice last trip. The Hatter and the Hare are no longer having their tea parties, and the Alice they once had known is gone. In her place they call her niece to save them from the nightmare that is Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005
What Makes The World by storyless reviews
A pensive young Auron witnesses the sending of his parents.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Auron - Complete
Edward Elric And The Ordinary Girl by RoYsBeStEsTgUrLeVaR reviews
Edward Elric meets a girl. Who is she? What does she want from him? What is her mysterious secret? Are their fates intertwined? Read to find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Edward E.
Midnight by Blinky the Tree Frog reviews
A peek at the Flash's Rogues Gallery, one midnight.
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Complete
Not A Sparrow Falls by Andraste reviews
A missing scene from near the end of 'Earth Inferno'. Jack Hawksmore has a little chat with his wayward shaman.
Wildstorm Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005
No Weekends by Minerva Solo reviews
The Doctor's invited on to a late night talk show. Drunk, maybe even stoned, he gives some interesting answers to certain questions. Short one off piece.
Wildstorm Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2004
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Blame the Economy reviews
A US/Can story where you learn more than you ever wanted to know about the economy and how exactly the recession affected Alfred F. Jones in 2010.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - America, Canada
Gallia Divisa reviews
This is a story about Hetalia's France and his history, semi-serious, but at times seriously laughable. This is also my first foray into fictional non-fictitious fiction. Or something like that. Bon Appétit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - France
50 sentences, Weather Wizard & Dr Alchemy
A 50 prompt challenge involving the Flash's Weather Wizard and Dr. Alchemy. Also with Mark's brother, son, and a guest appearance by Herbert West. Go figure. Here there be slash.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
50 sentences, Trickster & Riddler reviews
A 50 prompt challenge involving the Flash's Trickster and Gotham's Riddler. Here there be slash.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Blind, but Breathing reviews
Weather Wizard/Pied Piper, an introspective.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Chill reviews
According to Zexion, a man is only worth his current use. For the Kingdom Hearts Yaoi Pairing Generator. Pairing: Zexion/Marluxia, Rating: PG, Keyword: Chill
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Zexion, Marluxia - Complete
A Matter of Height reviews
An apprentice-fic featuring; Braig, the waxing poetic versus Ienzo, the adorable and necessary evil.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Xigbar, Zexion - Complete
A Cold Prologue reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, they say. But for one man, it would do far worse. This is the beginning of his journey. The beginning tale of Vexen's somebody, Even.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Vexen - Complete
Reading Between the Lines reviews
After one late night drunken encounter that really shouldn't have been, IV and XI find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other. Could this lead to the revival of their lost hearts?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Vexen, Marluxia
A Time for Celebration reviews
More from the FF7 Random Yaoi pairing generator. This time we have Professor Gast/Vincent, NC-17, keyword: Cake. But as teh pr0ns aren't allows here, I snipped it out for you XD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Vincent V.
One Sweet Night reviews
Another from the FF7 Random Yaoi Crack Pairing Generator. This time it's given me the pairing of Cid/Zack, rating R, keyword: money. It's seriously not R, but there's some swearing. I tried. Also, Genesis is a jerk. D:
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Zack F., Cid H. - Complete
An arrangement of Gifts
For CharlieValentine, who accepted my crack pairing challenge. The generator spat him out the combination of; Seme: Don Corneo, Uke: Pres. Shinra, Rating: PG, Keyword: Panties. Their original work is here: http://yaoi./view/411219/
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Published: 4/19/2008 - President S. - Complete
Christmas Wish reviews
When Demyx has yet to figure out his powers and needs a distraction from life and subsequent stresses in the World That Never Was--Luxord offers one. However, nothing comes cheap and Demyx resolves to make things better.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Demyx, Luxord - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
All Nobodies remembered their origins... Luxord however, cannot. But as he searches for a place he can properly lie about and call his own, he finds where his Somebody lived...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Luxord
Men of Ice reviews
A Full Metal Alchemist and Kingdom Hearts 2 crossover. The organization sets off to find more worlds to extract hearts from, and during such a mission, one of them is captured by a Colonel named Frank Archer.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Vexen - Complete
Tempt me Not reviews
The sequel to Holding On, wherein Belsio is confronted with an idea that repulses him, but at the same time, twists quite temptingly around his thoughts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Russell T.
Holding On reviews
Belsio reflects on his life and relationship with Nash Tringham, as well as the man's death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
REBIRTH reviews
A poem based on a long and winding RP I was invited into, to play as their Wufei. Reincarnation was a theme heavily used, so this deals with Wufei's views on Heero and Duo's relationships throughout time.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Wufei C., Duo M. - Complete
A Very Shinra Christmas reviews
The Shinra company Christmas party goes a LEETLE off course...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete