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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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Harry Potter: If there was ever a book I could not— would not— put down, even if I had read it one hundred times, it would be this one. I've grown up with Harry, and there is nothing I can question about JKR's motives. She did everything right. She did everything as close to perfect as I believe she could get. The characters are round, so real I could touch them.

Twilight: Though I disagree with a lot of the subtler themes in these books (sexism, anti-feminism, misogyny, abuse, pedophilia, etc...), I do love some of the background characters, and the main characters are so blank and personality-lacking that writing fanfiction about them gives you so much to work with!

Favorite Ships

-Harry/Ginny

-Remus/Tonks

-James/Lily (I can't resist!)

-SOME Bella/Edward (but most have annoying Sue's all over the place)

-JACOB/LEAH (this is my newest favorite ship. I'm beginning to think J/L ships are the best!)

-Ron/Hermione (sometimes

Scott Westerfeld's books are also some of my favorites; the Uglies trilogy my favorite of the favorites. Unfortunately, I have yet to find Scott in the books section of fanfiction.

Cheers!


Ron: Spiders, spiders, they want me to tap dance, I don't wanna tap dance!

Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.

Ron: I'll— I'll tell'm— I'll tell'm… ZzZzZz…


Note: As of late, I have decided that "Bliss" can be measured in reviews on Fanfiction.net. It depends on what genre, subject and story you are writing for, but I think everyone can relate when I say that getting an unexpectedly large amount of positive feedback is... refreshing— to say the least.


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Tailed by Teddy'sTwin reviews
Tonks and Remus get an assignment from the Order: Find out what Greyback is doing. He's up to something, and they have to figure out why he's massing an army, even if Remus doesn't like Tonks being in danger. Can they find out what's up? Together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,450 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Agony and Rapture by yourcherrylips reviews
A peek into the romance of Blue Bloods and life of Schuyler Van Alen. Living with the Forces has proved to be harder than she thought. And when dangerous secrets are revealed, Schuyler's own resolve is tested. J/S, postMasquerade.
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,181 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 5/23/2007
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Pirates of the Great Hall by K'Treva-Kitty-Mura reviews
Sirius and James think they're funny. Some short bits on the boys acting like pirates. Not a crossover. Marked as complete because there is no real "ending". Each chapter is just a different incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Red Sky at Morning by Princess Bertha reviews
Finally, finally, finally complete! Major BLACKWATER. Sequel to "Endless Daylight." Jake and Sam can't *both* be Alpha, can they? Nessie wants to go to school. No one's happy about Jake and Leah, except...the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,596 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Awkward by FloatingBubbles reviews
Definition: embarrassing or inconvenient; caused by lack of social grace. For example, the phrase "You smell delicious". AmiZoi, part 1 in the "Awkward" trilogy.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Zoicite/Zoycite - Complete
Memories by rainbowfish22 reviews
“Could you…could you share some good memories with me?” That's what Leah asks Jacob one night during patrol. The results are intertesting. Blackwater one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
A Rock and a Hard Place by LingeringLuminosity reviews
“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
At Your Door by blueandblack reviews
Jacob/Leah, allusions to Jacob/Bella. Set during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, Blackwater/ “I don’t want to hear, Jake! I don’t want to hear some messed theory that will build up my hopes when all that’s going to happen is that you will be wrong and I will be broken, again.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Figure it Out by thunder skies reviews
“Do you want to hear my theory?” “No.” “Too bad.” Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Leah have a talk about imprinting, true love, and other such things. Jacob/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Apocalypse, Please by Zonorous reviews
When Edward and Bella return to Forks six years after Breaking Dawn, events unfold to give the series an ending that it truly warrants.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
If I Only Knew by vreales reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. Stay away if you haven't read it. It's not as bad as this summary. Jacob/Leah. K but could definteley be K.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Third Wheel by DramaticStarlet reviews
She was third wheel even to Jake and Nessie. Or so she thought. JacobLeah.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Leah by twilightscallingme reviews
Emily asks Leah to be her bridesmaid. Leah responds by running away. MINOR BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Second Glance by The Scarlet Sky reviews
He's always glancing her way, but I'm the one fighting for his attention. Why can't he see past her, and just give up on a lost cause? I'm here, Mike. I've always been here. Jessica's POV. Mike x Jessica oneshot, with some Mike x Bella and Edward x Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Burn Beautiful by kajibot reviews
After Bella is turned, a million problems arise. The werewolves are furious, Victoria is still thirsty for revenge, and suddenly, Edward and Bella's relationship takes an unexpected turn, bringing them somewhere neither of them have gone before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,673 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
ThankYous by kirstennn reviews
Drabble. Jacob Black, Leah Clearwater. Sue Clearwater forces her daughter to visit Jacob Black as soon as he's recovered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Reconciliation by ntertanedangel reviews
H/G one-shot. My vision of Harry and Ginny's first meeting after the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Moving On by Konflickted reviews
From School to Summer, it seems like the fates are trying to keep James and Lily apart... she's got a secret that she won't be able to hide much longer, and if James doesn't hurry, she just may not survive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 134,848 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Speechless by Teddy'sTwin reviews
James Potter loves Lily Evans and Lily Evans loves James Potter- but she won't date him. She wants a lasting relationship that she knows he can't give, and terrified that she'll be hurt. Will that change when she looses her voice in a Potion's accident?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,254 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Unwelcome Stranger by Random Lil reviews
A stranger arrives at Forks with much more than friendship in mind for Bella. How will Edward handle it when he finds out what the stranger really is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,419 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eyes of Gold, Car of Silver by TimePasses reviews
What if Bella decided to get groceries on her first day in Forks? Before she met Edward? BE. My first Twilight fic. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,684 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Bella, Edward
I Will Haunt You by Kiss My Fang reviews
Bella's jump off that cliff was a bit more fatal than she had thought it would be. Now she is a ghost, and no one can see her. Will Bella save Edward from the Volturi? More importantly can she? And what will happen to her afterwards?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Saying Goodbye by K.R. Saks reviews
ONE-SHOT. James bet Lily that she would fall in love with him within the year. She disagreed. But when Lily is faced with conflicting emotions, what will she do? Protect herself or take a much desired risk?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Day That Started it All by mysteryredhead reviews
This was the day that went down in Hogwarts history. The day that started it all. Lily and James. Oneshot. JxL. Mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Losing Control by kittensandcombatboots reviews
After being changed by a nonvegetarian vampire shortly after her sixteenth birthday, Bella finds herself with the Denali clan. Tonya suggests that she go stay with the Cullens to learn control over her bloodlust and her gift. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,249 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Something Secret by vague-as-fog reviews
He said her name like a secret, only meant for their ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Errant Soul by Hanneli reviews
AliceJasper oneshot, from Jasper's POV. Takes place during Eclipse after the battle with newborns, at the CullenHale house, after Bella has left. Alice HAS made all the difference.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Inevitable by Saiyachick reviews
No one can help who they fall in love with, no matter how much they hate the idea of love another. Loving someone other than whom they loved before. Two broken hearts learn to cope with the painful ordeal. LeahxJacob Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Flirting 101 by Accio Abarero reviews
James gaped, much like a fish out of water, and made a few strangled noises that were clearly his eloquent attempt to salvage his well thought out flirting plan. [JamesLily]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Avenging Angel by sillybella reviews
Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
She Should Have Known by whiteblossom143 reviews
When your boyfriend doesn't turn up for breakfast, forgets to walk you to Potions, practically ignores you in said Potions lesson and then makes up pathetic excuses to get out of spending time with you you know something's wrong. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nineteen Minutes Later by pjb reviews
A one shot featuring Harry & Ginny mainly and focusing on events that happened after the conclusion of the Battle of Hogwarts, before the epilogue of Deathly Hallows. My first fanfic...constructive comments and reviews are appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
The Truth by corny sloth reviews
“You'll never love her like I do, Potter.” Spoilers. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
She Was Happy by missbrunettgirl reviews
DH spoilers. Snape made a mistake thinking James Potter didn't love Lily. Dumbledore shows him Lily did love James through his memories. I'm not good at summarys and it's way better than it sounds. Please R&R and be nice about them!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
You Had to Be There by Mooncheese reviews
It was just one moment. Just one, bored moment when he had nothing better to do. How was HE to know that it would end with Lily Evans's wand dangling from the realms of her cute, gorgeous, perfect right nostril...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
heart break and an old secert by TwistedKittyCat reviews
Edward has just broken Bella's heart to protect her. Someone form Edward's past wants revenge. Bella maybe falling for the person who wants revenge on Edward. Can Edward save Bella and keep himself safe too? Epilogue Part 2. PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 101,307 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
A Christmas in Forks by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen family and Bella begin to celabrate Christmas!Completeted!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella's blood called to Edward from the first time they met. What if he didn't reisist that call?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,829 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Emmett the Tanpire by Georgiana1234 reviews
When Emmett has a little accident at the Salon the Cullens have a riot of laughs. Poor Emmett. . .he just didn't see it coming.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
First Day by OnefellswooP reviews
The Cullen's first day at Forks High. Chapter 7 now up! R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006
The Fountain of Youth by iheartsunshine reviews
What happens when Emmett finds the fountain of youth for Bella? Havoc that's what! Oneshot for now... unless anybody wants me to update. :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Fate Fell Short This Time by emilie whoa reviews
So, Bella, you’re a vampire but you have no idea how you got that way. What’re you gonna do? And where’s lover boy? Wow, life must hate you. [Alternate Epilogue posted]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Reborn by iamcool511 reviews
A week after Edward changes Bella, both of them get destroyed by Victoria. What happenes when instead of going to Heaven or Hell, they go back in time to 1918?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006
Just What You Told Me To by Merenwen Calmcacil reviews
What if Edward had left Bella at the beginning of New Moon and never returned? What if Bella had moved on and they unexpectedly ran into each other? Will Bella remember him? Or will she have forgotten him, just like he wanted her to?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
A New Bella by Silence is Silver reviews
You Know the story Edward leaves and Bella gets turned into a vampire. Well in my story Bella gets turmed and she is one of the most powerful vampires in the world. She is differant. She is no longer the weak Bella,When the Cullen family meets her again!p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Eternity by Darth Vyper reviews
Edward contemplates Bella's request to be changed and finally turns to Jasper for advice. A oneshot based on that annoying idea that just refused to leave my head until I've typed it down. Grrr.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Potters and Redheads by dress without sleeves reviews
She was the most annoying girl he’d run across. She was also the girl he’d be forced into marrying some day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Dark Huntress reviews
It was only natural in the end when he broke his promise, that I broke mine. EB Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,944 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
For Better or Worse by XxStephXx reviews
James and Lily are married though separated, James gets engaged to someone else, Lily comes back into his life. Lily knows she still loves him, he loves her too but is in denial
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oww My Fongue! by Insert Something Witty Here reviews
James tries to lick a cold pole in the middle of the winter! Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Lily [Oneshot] R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Interlude by MidnightWalking reviews
Summer Interlude picks up after the prom and is told from Bella and Edwards PoV. It will cover summer vacation and their developing relationship. For those who haven't read this story and for those who have, I'm in the process of editing and revising.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Deafness, Roses and Kidnappers by Insert Something Witty Here reviews
James and Sirius have some funny flashbacks. LJ OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
With A Face Only A Mother Could Love by redireas reviews
...Unfortunately, this does not apply to James Potter. T for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Glimpses of the Future by Wackysocks reviews
In Potions class, Lily is chosen to take a new potion that gives the drinker a glimpse of four of their possible futures. What does she see? A 2part LJ fanfic. Rated for minor fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lessons in Relaxation by redireas reviews
Drinking is not the only form of relaxation. She said pointedly as James mumbled, Too right you are. ...Fun oneshot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Getting to know him by emerald-eyed-stag reviews
Sirius peered over the Marauders map and squealed... A Lily and James Oneshot, set in their seventh year at Hogwarts. please read and reveiw! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jamesness by slam a revolving door reviews
[Oneshot] 'It is a truth universally acknowledged that a hotheaded Gryffindor under the influence of the stuporinducing effects of Butterbeer is wont to do incredibly stupid things. And if it so happens that the object of his affections is nearby ...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harder to Breathe by metro.max reviews
In which James Potter tells his true feelings. In which Lily Evans hyperventilates. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Self Inflicted Laryngitis by B.C Daily reviews
A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Roping Me An Evans! by SousLeStylo reviews
[Oneshot] James Potter's grand scheme to capture the heart of one Lily Evans is finally looking up. Now all he needs is a pretty girl, a dark corridor, and some quick talking. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Midnight Happenings by lannah reviews
Lily's having some trouble sleeping but of course, James is there to 'help' her. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oy, Dormitory! by Callisto Nicol reviews
If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Evilness of Peas by Groovy Turtle reviews
there are two types of grudges in this world, rational and irrational. Sirius Black has both. He's already proved is rational grudge against Peter Pettigrew, but what's his irrational one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Swoon Worthy by Oh. Blimey reviews
James Potter does not posses a single quality that could ever merit a swoon. And he is definitely up to no good..or at least that's what she told herself when she followed him out in the pouring rain. Definitely up to no good. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/18/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
In Theory by drowning goldfish reviews
When James blackmails Lily into spending time with him in order to get back her notes to study for her NEWTs, will she see the side of him that actually cares about her, or will she kill him before she gets the chance? lovehate, post Oopt. reviews loved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Kissing and Karma by She's a Star reviews
Mistletoe has reared its ugly head during the sixth year Christmas holidays at Hogwarts, resulting in revolting displays of affection, and one Miss Ginny Weasley ain't gonna stand for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Little Christmas Cheer by The Chainsaw Juliet reviews
Christmas with the Guardian Force and two un-expected guests. This fic is a Van/Fiona, Irvine/Moonbay, Raven/Reese, O'Connell/OC, Rob/Karl (faint yaoi alert)
Zoids - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2003
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Great Grandfather reviews
Edward discovers some unwanted documents. A parody of SMeyer's writing style
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need to Feel reviews
Brave, Leah Clearwater is afraid of thunderstorms. Jacob Black just needs to feel. JacobxLeah oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Angel's Blood reviews
AU 1921: Bella Swan is a long dead vampire who encounters the mysterious, golden eyed Edward Cullen on a trip through Alaska. Seven years later they meet again, in a New York City nightfall. ExB Discontinued due to NEWFOUND HATE—
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,610 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Romilda Vane: Jealousy reviews
The happy hour Harry spent down by the lake with Ginny. From the eyes of Romilda Vane: a revamped version of "Jealousy Gets You Nowhere". H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Roses and Mudbloods reviews
James sneaks up on Lily while she contemplates a rosebush, unknowingly pricking herself and shedding a drop of blood; one exactly like James's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Truth and Mystery reviews
Isabella Swan, a vital guard in the Volturi, learns the secret of her origin. Now she must find the vampire who created her, Carlisle Cullen, and his mysterious coven. Suddenly she is swept into a world she has never known. ExB AU .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,560 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
You Stole My Muffin reviews
He glanced down to see a single muffin. Not just any muffin, but a creamy, yellow, banana muffin. James was enamored. “My precious…” he crooned, reaching for the delicious treat with clawed fingers...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stripping reviews
Sirius makes a provocative display in the Great Hall before breakfast, Lily falls hard for James's abs, and a blondehaired, blueeyed, Mary Sue of a Hufflepuff, makes an appearance LxJ .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Rose Like No Other reviews
A series of oneshots 'behind the scenes' in Twilight. Contains: Humor, Humor, Romance, and an extra dose of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Valentine's Day: BakeOff reviews
The Cullen family and Bella sit around, bored one Valentine's Day, when an idea finds its way into their midst. A Valentine's Day Bakeoff! Each member of the family attempts to retain their human cooking abilities in order to win the competition. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
An Excess of Jello! reviews
Bella has a little too much JELLO and now she's lost. Edward gathers a search party, but why oh why must the Cullen house be so huge? Now Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Emmett's Nuts reviews
Rosalie takes Emmett's jar of nuts and now he won't stop bothering everyone until he gets it back. Purely Humor with a side serving of Insanity. BeWarned: use of the word 'shut up'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Wishes reviews
Another family of vampires moves into town. But what happens when one of them tries to get between Bella and Edward? Conflict. That's what. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,279 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
You Stole My Blender reviews
“Lily, didn’t you hear what I told you? James stole your blender!” Tally said, surprised her friend could stay this calm over such a dire emergency...LilyJames conflict. Hehe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jealousy Gets You NoWhere reviews
A HP&GW oneshot from HBP when Harry was reminiscing about the happy hour he had spent down at the lake with Ginny during lunch. Through the eyes of Romilda Vane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Lily: Midnight Snacks reviews
Lily's friend convinces her to go out for a midnight snack in the kitchens, but they meet up with some unexpected guests. Includes the Marauders, of course. LxJ oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hermione Speaks Up, or Sings reviews
Hermione speaks up about her feelings for Ron...or rather sings... Includes: a dillusional Harry. RW&LB. Some HrR. Bit of a song fic, but not mainly. R&R. PlzKThnx ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort's Confessions reviews
The other, more humorous, side of Voldemort. Includes: rubber duckies and scrubby brushes.Parody. R&R pretty please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Voldemort - Complete