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Author has written 17 stories for Hannah Montana, Dynasty Warriors, iCarly, and Drake & Josh.

Writing is my love, and fanfiction.net is my training ground.

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Please check back often; I frequently update and revise my works here! Some are my early, and I left them until I can continue.

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Joke of the Moment:

Chamber music was to be played and listened to in the toilet. There were as many musicians involved as can fit on one toilet, or in one cubicle. This was necessary so as to distract them while they waited their turn on the loo.

Symphonies were played when all the musicians went at once. (Tutti la forza!!)

A concerto was composed for instances when someone was constipated.

A sextet was played in a...

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Cao Cao Answers Letters by Nan Ma reviews
As Prime Minister, Cao Cao gets a lot of mail, some of which he wish he didn't have to answer. He answers anyways. All your favorite DW characters writing in!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Cao Cao
2 0 1 2: An Epic Parody Event by Zephdae reviews
We Were Warned... how ridiculous this movie would be.
2012 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
The Heart's Sunrise by Leonine Rising reviews
In which Carly and Sam are attacked. Total One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
This is goodbye by my name is earl reviews
the letter that says the final words of a girl unable to cope. please read and review
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sam P.
Pointless Comedy by NFMaredzenian
A stand-up comedy game-show where most of the cast members consist of the characters we know and love, the Dynasty Warriors. Rated T for some violence and foul language to come. Pilot episode is up.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,557 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
iGet Kidnapped: An iCarly & True Jackson VP Xover by xxCastleFanxx reviews
In need of a celebrity for a fashion show, True gets the girls from iCarly. However True,Ryan,Lulu&Carly are kidnapped by men robbing Mad Style's money vault. Nobody sees it. Spencer, Freddie, and Sam go to the police. Seddie,Rylu M for Language
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Carly S.
Antithesis by gethsemane342 reviews
Because every hero needs an anti-hero. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Family Visits by gethsemane342 reviews
Once a month, Sam has to visit her father in jail. It's a day she looks forward to and dreads in equal amounts. Let's see how she does on one, randomly picked visit...
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sam P. - Complete
Drying the Tears by Nature9000 reviews
Sequel to Tears. After Sam's accident, Freddie breaks down for the first time in his life. Fearing the loss of Sam and the loss of his world, can he dry his own tears or will his sorrow overtake him.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Unheard by Blood Avenger reviews
They all gathered round at the funeral. He was crying, and so was I. And yet there was nothing I could do. Slight Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Lilly's Stalker by 1italianbella reviews
What happens when Lilly gets a stalker? Trailer up inside!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Sick, Sick, Sick by TillThatTime reviews
It seems everything she does nowadays is only for him. That’s why she buries her face in the pillows and pretends not to hear the broken syllables of a name that is not hers panted from above. Distorted Troyella, with a very dark theme. ONESHOT
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
A Swinging Star Over Warbling Drive by abbyevan reviews
Miley Stewart's life is a little less than perfect. It would be so much better to be a star...
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
A Meaningful Reunion by laughXoutXloud reviews
Jake & Miley are secretly dating because a killer is after them. Jake pretends he's dating Amanda so whoever the is the killer gets the wrong idea. Turnsout, the killer is Amanda. For therapy, Miley emails a stranger.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,460 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
White by Rupi reviews
. . . Some things haunted him, and white was one of those things . . .
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Face Down by talkswithherhands reviews
LILEY! Mild warning of rape scenes, BDSM and major angst as promised to my viewers. Miley has been raped, Jake Ryan is dead and Lilly's comfort turns into a bit more. Read and Review!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Do they know its Christmas time at all? by Can'tThinkOfaUsername reviews
The Stewart family go to Africa for a short Christmas trip. But when they get there they see a poverty stricken land. Can they help the poor people they meet? Or will it be too late? Bad summary!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/20/2007
Jackson Stewart, My Older Brother by Skates16 reviews
Though I don't show it, I love my older brother. He was my role model when I was little, even if it's a little hard to believe. We were there for each other the day mom died and now I'm going to be there for him on his wedding day. Some Lackson. Oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Jackson S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Ready set don't go by Can'tThinkOfaUsername reviews
Something has happened. Tragedy has struck. How will Miley and Lilly cope? Will they get through? Can a dying character overcome a tragic accident and survive? Or will there be a death?
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Nine Words by Veritas Found reviews
It amazed him how nine little words could affect him so much. How nine words could make the world stop. [For Word 35 in the 15 Minute Fic comm.]
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Secret Is Out by nothingtolose18 reviews
Someone knows Miley's secret, and he is after her money. How far will he go to get her money? How many people is he willing to harm?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Dynasty Warriors Whose Line is it Anyway? by Windam X reviews
The rulers of the Three Kingdoms have gotten together not to fight, but to entertain you in this parody of ABC Family's greatest show. Lu Bu acts as the host.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005
Going Home by loveydoveymidget261 reviews
A home was really all she needed. [hints of Loliver]
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Coward by Do Not Even Try reviews
And now, I’d spend the rest of my life waiting. Waiting for the sight of her lying there to leave my mind. Waiting to forgive myself. Waiting for her to forgive me. But most of all, waiting to stop being a coward. I’d always be waiting for that. Always.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
I Promise You, I'll Be There by beachbumyeahh reviews
Set right after DH, but epilogue disregarded. Harry and Ginny have a moment in the common room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Last Resort, First Relief by fire-panther24 reviews
Because of tragic past events, Miley Stewart had become a cutter. For four years she's been at it but what happens when she decides she's had enough and tries to commit suicide?
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,933 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Unlisted Help by Roosie reviews
After finding out something that will change Lily's life forever, she slowly starts to drift away from her friends Oliver and Miley. Unable to tell them just yet.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 82,002 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Most Random Fic Eva! by XQR reviews
A super random fic. Very funny and stupid. Read on for stupidity and jokes...
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Rose Truscott by Black Burning Chaos reviews
[COMPLETE!] Lily has a twin! A twin sister! Lily's sister, Rose, moves to Malibu with her family. But, why does she come to school everyday with AC bandages and scrathces and bruises? MileyxJake OliverxLily RosexOC 'Slight RosexOliver' 'Slight LilyxOC'
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,219 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
Split Up! by Crystal Manning reviews
Carey and Kurt are divorced. Zack lives with Carey in Boston. Cody lives with Kurt in Los Angeles. They have to get through their lives without each other...or do they? This is now the sweet life of Zack and Cody. Complete.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,615 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
The tragedy of a broken heart by softballchick03 reviews
Prequal to Chemicals React. Jake and Miley were doing fine, but that was before he left for Romania. Going to Romania meant secrets, and they are all being revealed, even the ones that will change lives, and leave someone behind, but not forgotten.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,432 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
The 12 days of Christmas by Zhou Ying reviews
The Dynasty Warriors getting into the Christmas spirit!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Who Said by Allume a Pense reviews
[oneshot, extension x2] Miley needs to hang on to life, and Lilly needs to help her. Sad oneshot about a tragic death and an endless friendship. R&R PLEASE.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Second Best by Nixy Angel reviews
He's been put down to much, and can no longer stand it. Cody makes the terrible mistake of running away from the Tipton, and is abducted my murderers. Will he be able to escape? COMPLETE!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,129 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Sensitivity Kills by 0x0xLOVE and WARx0x0 reviews
[“You weren’t there! You weren’t there!” Cody wailed, tears coming faster, “Nobody was there! And nobody’ll understand!”] A true suspense story. O N H I A T U S.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006
Incomplete by strawberryfinn reviews
[COMPLETE]. Zack hurts Cody and must deal with the consequences when he finds himself falling apart without his other half. Alternate ending to the Election episode. Songfic, R & R, please.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Lean on Me by strawberryfinn reviews
Cody is kidnapped at 12. At 15, he is found again and reunited with his friends and family. Only Cody has been hurt by the past and is no longer the same. Can Zack help him?
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
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Defenceless reviews
Sam, the abused child. Sam, the neglected child. Sam, the delinquent. Sam, the insecure child. Outside of home, she puts up a brave face. But nobody knows the horrible truth.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sam P.
Intruder reviews
A footstep, then a crash shook the quiet apartment. Carly Shay whipped around and realised, to her horror, that she was not alone.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Carly S.
Remorse reviews
One day, Megan's usual evil prank went horribly wrong, and the cost was the life of her brother. Now all Megan feels is burning guilt, and the bitter taste of remorse. A one-chapter main story, with extensions behind.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008
My Brother, a Hero reviews
Self-sacrifice is the essence of heroism. When Jackson decides to save his beloved sister's life at the cost of his own, what will Miley think of him? Ever-annoying brother? Or hero? Alt ending for "You Gotta Not Fight for your Right to Party".
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Jackson S. - Complete
Don't Talk To Strangers reviews
It began in the park at night. After that, Miley Stewart finds herself in a real-life nightmare as she tries to avoid an obsessed stalker, all the while fighting to keep herself and those around her alive. Will justice be served, or the villain prevail?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Cruelest Cat and Mouse Game reviews
An innocent soul has been abducted by an evil man! The police are helpless, old hatreds return with vengeance and a long forgotten conflict comes back to haunt everyone! How long will Miley Stewart last? My greatest action-packed crime/drama story yet!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,421 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007
Down in the Basement reviews
Miley was forced down into the basement by the janitor in the episode "New Kid in School" to find a new locker. What she finds down there is a lot more interesting, and far more terrible and sinister. Definitely NOT a bedtime story for kids. Kekekekeke...
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
My Parents' Divorce reviews
What ever happened to home sweet home? Why are Mom and Dad fighting? I thought a family sticks together. So why is my family falling apart? I'm scared... A tale about the breaking up of the Truscott family, and Lilly's thoughts during the family feud.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Who Says Life Doesn't Have Happy Endings? reviews
Hey gladiator." My heart missed a beat.' The brief moment between Miley and Jake in Achey Jakey Heart Part 1, during the premiere of Teen Gladiators and the Sword of Fire. Dedication to Valentine's Day 2008.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Killed by Lightning reviews
Interesting title, no? What would have happened if Miley ended up being hit and killed by lightning? An alternate ending for The Way We Almost Weren't. This experimental work doesn't have much to do with the episode, rather it's a story on its own. Enjoy!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Parodies of Dynasty Warriors scenes reviews
Stupid humour and doctoring events added to scenes in the game can transform the thing all together. Really random and sometimes stupid, but entertaining. This is a collection of parodies of Dynasty Warriors scenes. Abandoned until further requests
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2007
Painful Mistake? Or Fate Intervenes? reviews
Lilly and Heather square off in the skateboarding competition finals. What will happen when Lilly meets with a horrible accident? What will the outcome be? I promise you won't be disappointed! Abandoned until later; possible edits in the future
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007
Mother and Daughter reviews
Miley has been unseperable from her mother before it happened. Now she's haunted by that memory every night, and it's clear that she's not getting over it. Focus is on Miley's relationship with her mom, and her incurable depression. Abandoned until later
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,319 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007
Uneventful Saturday reviews
A normal Saturday can turn into your worst nightmare all of the sudden. Add a breakin, an intruder, and some blood, and you have yourself one heck of a Saturday. Rated Teen in case. An author's random ramble; abandoned until later
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007
Fate's Cruel Judgment reviews
An innocent day, an innocent couple, suffer a terrible tragedy. The innocent always suffer the most. A Miley and Jake tragedy. Intended oneshot, but I can decide on extensions. Please read and review!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Silent Beauty reviews
Set in season 2. An alternate ending to HM episode I am Hannah, Hear Me Croak. What would have happened if the the operation made things worse? Please read and review, it means a lot to me.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007
Over the Edge reviews
Alternate ending to You Gotta Not Fight for Your Right to Party episode. What if the cliff was two hundred feet? And an escape attempt failed? What happens after the tragedy? Read and find out! Focus is on the first two chapters the rest is just fillers.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007