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Joke of the Moment:
Chamber music was to be played and listened to in the toilet. There were as many musicians involved as can fit on one toilet, or in one cubicle. This was necessary so as to distract them while they waited their turn on the loo.
Symphonies were played when all the musicians went at once. (Tutti la forza!!)
A concerto was composed for instances when someone was constipated.
A sextet was played in a...