Flower of the Desert
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Joined 10-31-06, id: 1156891, Profile Updated: 12-11-08
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

ALERT: I have disabled alerts for this acount, changed my e-mail account, and have basicly put this whole account offically on hiatus. Im sorry for fans of my work, I'll try to finish Stuck in a Closet with Shikamaru Nara. Promise! And yes, the next chapter in that story will be the end. Offically. But if you want to do a spin-off, feel free! Just credit me for the original idea, if you dont mind. I'll still be browsing the site, so chances are I'll find the story, credited or no. Fan art is also appreciated! Okay, now I sound full of myself. Geeze. XD


People like my stories, Im getting emotional, IM GONNA FAINT! -thud- Thanks for fainting for me Christine

Christine- no problem boss.

My Personal junk:

Name: Why the heck would I tell you my name? In my stories, i'm called... KAT!! My name means 'light' in most languages, but with the way the Japanese pronounce it has a double meaning wich is 'killer'. It is the name of the star of a Jim Henson movie, and is the alius for the main charector of 'Death Note'. PM me if you can figure it out.

Age: again, why would I tell you? Lets just say Im old enough to write for fan fiction and not feel guilty, but Im not in Eight grade.

Gender: In case the Gaara mention in caps didnt pop out at you, FEMALE!

Location: Wow, your realy nosiy. All you should know is that I live in the US.

Personality: I have a personality...

Likes: I have likes...Naruto, Bobobo-bo-bobobo, cartoons, sleeping, talking with friends, good music, anything funny, SUGAR I LOVE SUGAR, Gaara, oh and did I mention GAARA?.

Dislikes: I have dislikes...Stalker Sasquaches (I know your out there), anything to girly and/or pink, CLOWNS I HATE CLOWNS!, several pairings for any show, places where I'm forced to keep still, people who wont give me sugar, SCHOOL, any day of the week where I'm forced out of my bed to early, YAIO AND YURI FANFICTION.

Pairings I like:

SasukexSakura (I have my reasons) Naruto

GaaraxSakura ( The stoies Ive read are REALY cool for this pairing)

NejixSakura (same as for GaaraxSakura)

ShikamaruxSakura (Yes, I have majorly strayed from my original SasuxSaku paring)



TentenxLee (only in NejixSakura fanfictions)

TemarixShikamaru (you can tell they like each other)

KimikoxRai - Xiolin showdown (sp?)

GasserxBeauty (there the ONLY sane people on the show, plus there just cute, ne?) Bobobo-bo-bobobo

I have nothing against ShikaxIno, I just dont like the pairing too much, and I wont write for it.

Pairings I usually hate:


ANY AND ALL YAIO AND YURI PAIRINGS No offence if you write or like this stuff, I just think its wrong.

The list goes on forever, but I stop listing here.


Ultra cool randomness time!!

Your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margirin of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie not evil enough.

People tell me I have a great personality. I sock them in the mouth and tell them not to sass me.

"His name is Brocklee?" me when Rock Lee said this name

"Im in the mood to kill you today."

"Just dont kill me now."

"Fine. How would you prefere to die?"

"Might you have a Bazooka?"

"Thats how you want to die?"

" No. I just want some bubble gum, Bazooka, zooka, bubble gum." A conversation between me and my brother.

"Why must the good die young?"

"Because it makes for a great story." Me and my mom when we were talking about a book

"Must I tell people we are related?" me when my sister put a grape up her nose

"Theres no such thing as Bloody Mary. Oh. My. God. I see her!" me when my brother was freaked out at the Bloody Mary story

" Plug your ears Im about to use some adult language: Crud." me last year

"Fo Shizzle!" My friend Tiffany. she sounds hilarious when she says that

People are boring. There only amusing when pushed down a flight of stairs.

"What? Do you think Im crazy? Dont answer that." me when my friends stared at me like I was insane

"You dont have talk slow. I understand what your saying. Now that thats settled, could you explain again?" Me when my mom was explaining something to me for the 10th time that day.

"Guys, we might want to calm down. People might think were drunk or high or something." me when Cody and some of my other friends were hyped on sugar in front of a movie theator.

" Uggh suger hangovers are the worst. I NEED TACO!" me the day after the movie theator thing.

"Tacos are the best hangover food EVAH!" me later that day after getting a taco.

"Yea, during the Revolutionary war the Japanese were all 'Ah! Godzillia!'." me during Social Studies.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rwqgLN6R13M DONT TOUCH THAT!! Wait, you CAN press the link...

"You know cleaner can get you high right?"

"Yea, but its not cleaner."

"But it smells like it."

Me, Susan, and Katie after practicaly inhaling this pulse point stuff that smelled like pezz.

"If its called Monkey Bread, then do they keep a supply of monkeys in the class for putting in it?" me when my friends were talking about what was happening in their classes, spesificly Living Skills.

"ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" Me when Cody got glasses

Say, have all you peoples read this far down or what? YA TRYIN TO GET AWAY WITH SOMETHIN, HUH BUB?!

If you wake me up early I look like Itachi. Lines under my eyes with an 'I want to kill you' expression. - me at 6 am on a Saturday

"Oh MAN Cody! We arent going to play that game where you ask me for advice, but say its for your friend are we?" Me when Cody and I were talking

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
-Oscar Levant

"I'm not evil, I just have a bad reputation for killing people."
-Unknown (so true, so true)

Good girls are just bad girls that haven't been caught.

You know your stressed out when you can hear mimes.

(On a sticker) You are what you eat, what does stupid taste like anyway?

It's all fun and games until someone looses a tooth... then it's hockey!


My Reality Check bounced.

(on a sticker) I see dumb people.

(on another sticker) Soppurt edamication eye du.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Ouch. I fell of my chair.- Me in an e-mail to Cody. I tried to make my chair a spiney chair...didnt work.

"Can I strangle Jose in front of the entire class?"

"More Sarcasim?"

"No, not realy." Me and my Orchestra teacher Mr. Roberts

My Catch phrases:

Fragglemuffinskiff (I made it up)

And the sky is blue, but you dont see me brodcasting it.

Bill Nye the Science Guy!!

and your point is...?

What I say insted of no:




98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

The first thing in this Magical Trevor sieries. It's realy stupid, but ausome.

The second one

The third one

The fourth one

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnJAozfBq7w It is realy funny and anoying, and it swears a bit.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ninja+of+the+night+naruto We must go and ninja in the night... Yes...We must...

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert


"If you cant beat 'um join 'um. If you cant join 'um beat 'um. If ya cant do nether, CHA-CHA!!" Me when I had too much cafiene.

"Make the evil clowns with the flame throwers and the unicicles and the big red noses that go 'squeek' when you honk them and the big 'ol shoes and the red wigs and the cream pie that goes 'splat' on each other..." Me on one of my usual 'Clowns will be the distruction of the world, DONT YOU DENY IT!!' rants. This one went on for over an hour.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wb9d8reoHxk SUCH AN EVILY CUTE KITTY!

1. I am afraid of empty inboxes.

2. I am afraid of clowns.

3. I am afraid of needles.

4. I am afraid of my science teacher.

5. I am afraid of hand sanitizer.

The below listed are MY fears--

1. Im afraid of being alone

2.Im afraid of clowns

3.Im afraid of people in all white

4. Im afraid of large smiley faces

5. Im afraid of people who are afraid of me

If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert,

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M8uJTviwhVo&mode=related&search HAS GAARA, MUST WATCH!

"Are you on the white stuff?" me

"Cheese?" my brother, no explanation nessisary...

Looks and blah:

Hair: dirty blond, falls to mid-back

Eyes: Blue/green or like Sakura's

Height: Normal for my age

Other junk: I wear glasses

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l-ea2jR_4SM&NR MORE GAARA-NESS!! CLICK ON LINK, MUST CLICK ON LINK!

I'm one of thouse people who press the 'go' button to submit something twice, wait, and then press it again. Then I scream in frustration when the loading process restarts.- me, yea, I know. Im pathetic. I do this EVERY FREAKIN TIME I SUBMIT SOMETHIN!! I cant help it...



(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=USuQaTol89E&mode=related&search SIERES OF CHATROOM STUFF, NUMBER ONE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WhtaJaY3sA&NR NUMBAH TWO OF THE CHAT ROOM SIERIES

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dHFHs7IrY&NR NUMBAH THREE OF THE CHATROOM SIERIES

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9djZG3eMlUo&NR NUMBAH FOURS OF THE CHATROOM THINGIE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kpo89yMYdaQ&NR NUMBAH FIVES, AND THE FINAL CHATROOM THINGIE! IM GAARA'S WIFE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! -gags- Ok, so I'm not. A girl can dream right? -stares off dreamily into space-

Fav. bands: All American Rejects, Green Day, Areosmith, and AC/DC. Im into rock.

If youve ever slaped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5rO_UAMiR6o&mode=related&search MORE CHATROOM WIERDNESS! THERE'S LIKE 4 OF THESE!

"I think I just threw up in my bubble." -me when I was chewing gum and my bro said something discusting.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I have the urge to do the above A LOT.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bx7exu3uCtc&mode=related&search NUMBAH TWOS!

Read anything by EcoliandDahChihuahua and you will die of laughter. 'TIS A GOOD THING.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HvtN0YJk5Yk&mode=related&search HAMPSTER DANCE!!

You want to know what I find ironic? The scientific term for the fear of long words is a REALY long word. Talk about freaking people with the afliction out. I also find it rather mean.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua. Flower of the Desert

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If when you get a sugar rush your friends run and hide, copy and past this onto your profile!

If you sigh at the fact that because youre profile is so long there is little chance someone would actualy take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a attention span thats usualy shorter than 12 seconds, copy and past this onto your profile!

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his flippin Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile

If you scream random stuff at random time and people avoid you because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!!

I get into these realy angsty depressed moods and I sometimes takes me days to get out of them, and PRESTO my depressing charactor death stories are born.

I HAVE FOUND MY THEME SONG!! Its Barlow Girls by Superchick and here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqabTThaFp4 it describes me...mostly.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.(I've done that more than once, enough said)

"Just shut-up and dance! On second thought, just shut-up." -me when my sis was yapping on and on one morning

"Chaos? Check. Destruction? Check. Total and complete anialation of all things school related? Check. My work here is done."-me running through my to-do list.

"Gir, come to the observatory!"

"Yes master?"

"Gir, what did you do to the telescope?"


"You didnt touch it or anything? Something is broken and its not your fault?"

"I know, Im scared too."-A conversation between Invader Zim and Gir

"You look like crinkit." -Tiffany to Katie

"Oooh! I like crickets!!"-me

"I said crinkit you ninny!" -Tiffany. We were talking in the hall

"Sooo... your playing on the computer, waching TV, writng a book, AND working on English homework?" - Kid in my English class

"...Yes. Yes I am." -me

"THATS IMPOSIBLE!!" -same kid

"No its not. Its called MULTITASKING!" -me durring English class

"Smile. It confuses people." -me hissing at Katie to shut-up and simle durring an awards assembly.

"So much reality TV life itself becomes a sitcommm!"- Josh, he wierd. Like me. And all my other friends. No offence ment.

Ball point pen ball point pen ball point pen

"I like spelling 'red rum' backwards." -Collin before he spelled 'red rum' backwards. It spells murder o_O

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. One of my Mom's co-workers died from cancer. She will be sorely missed.

Look, that kid has a nose, lets all point and laugh!- Me at an unsuspecting kid in Orchestra

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (I know, its sad)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

peaceful coexistence

no fear

no need to hide ourselves

and animals

together side by side

if u love gaaras tatoo copy&paste into pro-file!

"I found a dime! ITS MORE THAN A PENNY!! ." - Tiffany one morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_2R1MJ4KA House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance



"I DONT KNOW!!" -Me when I was chasing Tiffany around the room for stealing my binder

"Mom, whats the i before e rule?"

"I before e except after c ... there's more but I cant remember it."

"Its: i before e except after c when sounding like a is a neighbor in way on weekends and holidays and all through out May AND YOULL NEVER GET IT RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!" -Me quoting 'Stupid in School' by Brian Regan in front of my mom. She laughed.

-and now I get to go clean the car. Joy.- Me in an e-mail

"What are you going to do for spring break?"

"I dunno, why?"

"Im going to Murtle Beach." -starts crying-

"Why are you crying?"

"NO INTERNET FOR A WHOLE WEEK!! WAAA!!" -Me talking to one of my friends on the Friday spring break started

"Stupid corsets."- me

"What are those?"- Tiffany

"Medieval tourture devices akin to the Iron Maiden."- me. An Iron Maiden is a tourture device that appears to be a woman and has spikes covering it entirely.

When most girls wanted ponies, I wanted a computer and a soccer ball. When most girls wanted to be a princess, I wanted to be a president. When most girls were playing dress up with their girlfriends, I was rolling around in the mud with the guys. When most girls prided themselves in being a girly-girl, I was proud to call myself a tomboy. If your a tomboy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Flower of the Desert

-starts freaking out- YOUR WEARING A SKIRT!!- guy at my bustop

If you have ever thrown a fake shuriken, kunai, or attempted a jutsu, copy and paste this onto your profile

"Son of a buritto!!" -me at Cody. Tiffany and I had been talking and I had said "I wonder how you cuss people out in Spanish." She shrugged and I said "Salsa!" and we started calling random Spanish and Mexican foods out at people angrily.

"Flan you. Flan you you flanning son of a buritto." me later at Cody (again.) I said this really dryly and everyone in the class exploded in laughter. Cody was across the room and I said this to him in front of the teacher. He said nothing.

"Bleep you! Bleep you you mother bleeping son of a bleeping mother bleeping bleep, you mother bleeping bleep!" Said over the phone to someone. I actually said 'bleep'. Oh, and this was in a playful manner, so he wasnt offended. Not untill 15 minuites later did he figure out what I was saying anyway.

"Im the prettiest girl at the harvest moon ball!" My brother after I hit him over the head. I then turned to my dad and said "Im sorry sir, but I think your son's broken."

Oh he- happy happy happy- Katie


High five- Me and Nathan...or Josh, I cant really remember.

If you MUST know, Ive decided to be Itachi for Halloween this year.


Simple, get no sleep for three days, buy red contacts, get a black cloak and pull my hair back. Oh, and act murderously toward my brother.

You're blond

...THATS NOT THE POINT!!- Me talking to myself while on the phone with Josh as he checked the other line.

The number you have dialed is not in survice, please hang up and try again.- Me in a half-asleep daze at a theme park, at like 11 at night.

-And we've been told to report whomever uses profanity in our classes.

Heh, heh, what did she say?

No cussing.

#I!.- My math teacher, me, Katie, and me again, in that order

Tech Support and Customer Service miscommunications -

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one...


Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?


Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and.

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Tech support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah...thank you.


Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.


Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back..

Customer:! OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?


Customer: can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.


Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer..

Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."

And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P"...on your keyboard, Colin.


Jose! Hold your violin up higher!

Yes sir.- Jose and Mr. Lenwell.

Jose, hold your vioin up higher.- Mr. Lenwell 5 minuites later

Now kids, Im gonna tell you a little story about when I was a kid in orchestra. I had this mean old orchestra teacher, and she used to put tacks on our instruments and clothes so that if we didnt hold our instruments correctly they would dig into our skin and make us bleed.

But arnt there laws against that?!

This was way back when becore those laws. And it was in Indiana.

So let that be a lesson to you kids... never go to orchestra in Indiana. - Mr. Lenwell, Cody, Mr. Lenwell, and me, in that order.

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

The aobve is aewsmoe, bceusae I hvae nver been good at sepllnig. CHA!!

Friends on FF.net

Shadowsakura321 : My only friend on FF.net! -huggles- At first I was like that totally sofisticated girl that you meet and are like "Wow!", but now Im kinda just like the girl next door. And she's ok with that! Pri-chan also has a rockin' ItaSaku fic that I read like and addict.


You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Sakura has an abusive father that does nothing but make her life hell. With a new school and new problems she meets new friends while catching the attention of the most sought after boys at her new school. Complicated much?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,748 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Sakura H.
Itsumo Forever by Kari426 reviews
Roxas is the only male heir to the Hikari Company and Industries and is greatly respected. His father then arranges a marriage proposal and meets the two sister's Kairi and Namine. And his cousin Sora seems to have something up his sleeve. Lotsa fluff!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,268 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Roxas, Naminé
The Mysteries of Life: Ninja style! by EcoliandDahChihuahua reviews
The Naruto Cast have a few mysteries of life on their hands, and they consult the person they know will answer truthfully. COMPLETE, questions are no longer accepted.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Deja Blue by Kintora reviews
Namine is a new student at Twilight High. Although shy and awkward at first, she's hell bent on fitting in. But it's not so easy when she keeps bumping into the resident ghost of the school, and finds herself falling in love too. NaminexRoxas, Sokai, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,525 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Naminé, Roxas
Riverside Fun by ness345 reviews
Its a hot day, and everyones flocking to the river...but why is Kakashi without his mask, Sasuke laughing and Kurenai in her underwear? KakaKure, SasuSaku, NejiTen, InoShika, NaruHina Finally updated, chapter 24 up
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,081 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Gaara's Relationship Problem by Clumsy Ninjable reviews
Gaara is caught with a love letter to someone...what happens when his lovely siblings attempt to help him with it? Rating went up due to perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas by naruto-fan001 reviews
What Happens When The Rookie Nine Including Team Gai Go On A Trip To Las Vegas In The States? What Lies In Store For Them? Is Sasuke That Protective? Can Naruto Control His Drool? Is Gaara A Cute Little Puppy? Read To Find Out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006
Venomous Blossom by The Eternal Lord Draconious reviews
After a snake demon has choosen a now eighteen year old sakura for a mate. Not long afterwards Naruto and Hinata are mated And demons! Whats this Jiraya and Kiba peeping on Sakura and Hinata. what the hell? Somebody call Tunsade! SasuSaku NaruxHinaKyuubi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
And the Circle Comes Round by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura returns, only to find that the old woman was telling the truth. Now she's been captured by the Akatsuki for reasons unknown. Her heart is torn between love, hate, and the mass confusion that comes of finding out things she never wanted to be true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 200,475 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Ecliptic Kiss by Kibadelagenshin reviews
A soft kiss, and gentle hands, fingers twisting ,tongues bend. But when the Eclipse ends, no one is there. Who kissed her. Will she find out before the end of the Chunin exams?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,991 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Silver Bullet by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura was only 5 when her parents were slaughtered before her very eyes by vampires.It was then that she was brought to the Organization,a secret society of vampire slayers.Now 17 and a full member she is paired up with the best and possibly worst partne
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,606 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why even numbers rock by KiwiPopTart reviews
A group of teens always happened to be an odd number, until a certain pink haired girl comes fills the empty space. Love that has been locked up forever finally gets out and love blooms. Pairings : SasuSaku,NejiTen,NaruHina,ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,493 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Anata Wa by Shadowsakura321 reviews
Sakura never knew a simple mission would lead to this. Feeling as if she started the great Konohagakure war, Sakura has to choose between her love, and her family. It looks like she's made her decision but how far can one go to get what they desire?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,500 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5610 - Favs: 7,315 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Festival of Love by Kibadelagenshin reviews
When Ino requests that Sakura accompanies the Kazekage to the Chunin Festivals, she's a little disturbed to find out that he has red hair, a love tatoo, and Oh my gosh! It's Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,697 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breathing In Your Memories by Ieya reviews
AU Please don't hate me for this.......When kakashi dies and leaves Sakura his sharingen eye, Naruto is the only one there for her, when Naruto is killed by Sasuke, will Sakura have to finish the rest of her life alone, or will she get revenge on sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
PMSing ninjas by ElissaWolf reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Tenten are PMSing what sort of trouble will the four girls get into? Rated for strong language and stupid situations. oh and so far the pairings are naruhina, tenneji n maybe more soon if someone requests one...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
Gaara And Kankuro's Case by Morbid Guidance reviews
When Kankuro finds out that Temari likes someone in Konoha, he and a surprisingly curious Gaara go into stalking mode trying to figure out who this mysterious person is. Now what will Temari say when she finds them? Or more, what will she do? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Sakura Day by Shadowsakura321 reviews
A deadly reincarnation technique. A girl who needs to learn more of her past. If Sakura hadn't taken a mission, what would happen to these things trapped in a twilight zone? How is it possible for you to be with someone, when you are in another world?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sakura H.
The Cinderella Makeover Naruto Style by CharismaHarmony reviews
[AUModern]When Hinata’s best friend, Naruto said that she wasn’t the type of woman men fall in love with, she bet him 1000 she’d have a marriage proposal in 3 months. She turned her tomboy self into a sexy siren, the world’s most eligible bachelor moved i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Melody by ryuu no me reviews
Two bands that hate each other, two people playing cupid, a job that forces them to work together, a murderous brother, and a long lost childhood friend. Put them together and what do you get? Full summary on chapter two. SessKagu InuKago SanMir
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Kagura, Sesshōmaru
A Continuous Circle by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura accidentally stumbles upon the Akatsuki hideout and is forced to use a scroll that was for 'last resorts only'. The scroll takes her to the past, back before the massacre. Rated T just in case. ItachiXSakura Time travel. Sequel up: And the Circle Comes Round. Sister story to Kindred Spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,089 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Hubris by grievousGrimalkin reviews
The time has come for answers. An elderly Rin finally asks Sesshomaru the hardest question of all: Why? Prepare yourself for the tragedy of Sesshomaru's past and meet the shattered family you never knew he had. Edit complete as of 12-28-08.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
On Iceblocks and Family by greysky-chan reviews
NejiTen. Neji is an iceblock, plain as that. And what happens when Tenten finds out she's not an orphan after all? Chaos, pure and simple. I SUCK AT SUMMARIES, please review. T for minor language...and other crap...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Plan Sasuke Ino breakup! by Rai Lockhart reviews
Shikamaru and Sakura team up to take down Sasuke and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fairy Tale Jutsu by Magnusrae reviews
A seemingly mundane assignment sucks Sakura into a world of illusion, danger, and... flying winged Kabutos? Sakuracentric fluff. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Mentally Unstable by CakeAndSprinkles reviews
The jounins have cooked something up for their teams. Being with people you love, hate and kinda know isn't easy. especially when your forced to go on a camping trip with them! mainly SASUxSAKU, but has other pairings! yea, i changed the title!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The whites in your eyes by avatarhike reviews
Winter melts into spring when betrayal and clanreform unite two unlikely souls. Together, they must seek the truth from Jiraiya's Icha Icha book which holds another legacy of the Yondaime. Can they second their emotions? NEJISAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Blood Red Moon by twistedthoughts reviews
The title has nothing to do with the story. Gaara is forced to marry a girl from the leaf, after a minor conflict exaggerated by the Sand's council.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Fights for Love by Lost Memories 414 reviews
Romance story with fighting, it's quite a unique combination.... I forgot to add the disclaimer in the story, but I DONT OWN NARUTO! It's my first story, it happens.... PLEASE R and R! ....Dedicated to Kira.... Chapter 2 is finally up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Naruto no Jutsu Daisuke, Korekisensei Densetsu! by Corky Riviera reviews
A new saga is about to emerge, a dramatic tale of a child named Sa'am and his quest to become the Best Ninja Anywhere. See the antics of Korekisensei as she drags her students across the country, with a secret goal... beware! Parody!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
Differents by Cloudwatchers reviews
They were all different. She could see the dead, he was a genius at 5, he possesed a deamon. They meet and an unlikly friendship is born,and chaos will become unavoidable
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Cry of the demons by ElissaWolf reviews
This story is a realworldnaruto crossover its got twists and turn hear and there. the real question is why is the naruto cast ther in the real world read this the find out the reason... naruhina, sakusasu, temOC, GaaOC, OCXOC, nejiten, leeOC and others...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Demons by ElissaWolf reviews
ok this is a rewrite of my old story Demons hopefully this will be alot better XD... yeh im really bad at summerys but the first chap should tell u alot :D and i really want to no how i can improve my work so... thats all
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Never Felt This Way A Neji Story by Tenshi Ai reviews
You And Neji have been best friends, you see something he didn't want you to see. All of a sudden, something happens with you and Neji and he gets weird feelings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Neji H.
Sandy Blossom by Ms.Fuzz Ball reviews
Summary: What would have happened if Gaara had saved her before Sakura had given up hope and joined the Akatsuki? Would Akira and Taku still be born, and what about Kisho? A what if story from the blooming of the cherry blossom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,110 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Escape from Camp yay happy fun extra smiley land! by Ultraviolet Lemur reviews
Woo! Everyone loves camp, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
I Miss Her by sugarplum116 reviews
Sasuke is missing someone very special and close to him..MAJOR OOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chase or Logan, Take Your Pick by amberuni151 reviews
When both Chase and Logan like Zoey, what will she do?
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
When Kakashi's Bored by deactivatedstg reviews
Kakashi is bored. What happens when he gets Naruto and the gang together...locked in a house for a month, doing embarrassing things. Pairs: Shikaino, Nejiten, Naruhina, Sasusaku. Don't own Naruto. CRACK!fic written in the bored nights of my younger 11 yr old self. (When Tsunade's Bored is not related.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,703 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
I Should Have Known by brezoflower reviews
[SasuSaku] Sakura doesn't even flinch when Sasuke finally returns after seven years...with a girlfriend. Sakura can't bring herself to hate the girl, and she gets a shock when she realizes that Sasuke is dating...a version of herself!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kissing Contest by brezoflower reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are both unwillingly thrust into the largest televised kissing contest in the city! Hope someone brought the breath mints...[SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Naruto: THE ROCK! by Keitorin113 reviews
One day, Naruto is being bad, so he's turned into.... you guessed it! A ROCK! All Humor, will definetly make you laugh and if it doesnt, you have serious problems.... Flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Naruto U.
This is SO Wrong! by Haruno Miyabi reviews
What if Sakura's not the same anymore? Strange is... This new her is attracting certain prodigies...? O.o
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,314 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
A rainy day by Ultraviolet Lemur reviews
It's raining, and Hinata is nowhere to be found! What will a certain energetic blond do? NarutoxHinata Fluff! Fluffy fluffy fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Trust Me by 3Jane reviews
Gaara has a new experience with Sakura. Extra silly, rated T as in teehee, because ... yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Campfire Geeks by Natsyourlord reviews
Augh! I HATE Gwen Stephani! She's an evil woman who writes songs about sex' screamed Lee. He ran around in circles until he crashed into a wall and fell down unconscious. Very random. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Stuck in a Closet with Shikamaru Nara reviews
“I really don’t think it is breaking and entering if the person in question provided the current residents of a home with said home.” Kakashi said to Shikamaru with the air of an older man who knew what he was talking about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,884 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Keeping Of The Birds reviews
Rashelly and Kira are two girls sought after by the Akatasuki, but why? The leader tells Sasori and Deidara nothing and sends them to retrieve the young women. Slightly AU. DeiOC SasoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
55 steps to a near death encounter Naruto style! reviews
Like the title suggests, 55 ways to almost get killed by the Naruto Cast! Weve got the entire cast, Deidara, Gaara, Kiba, and Orochimaru so far! Will probably end when I run out of people...even dead ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006
Of Romance and Randomness reviews
Random, oh so random. Fluffy and Funny. SakxSas NarxHin TemxShik TenxNej. I will use flames to roast my little brother. Ye Be Warned... CHAPTER 9 IS UP! R&R, pwetty pwease? Hardly any romance anymore so MOSTLY HUMOR, UN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,540 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006
Final Poem reviews
Sakura knows what she has to do. What is it? You might not like what it is. Rated for angst and charactor death. Dont kill me! Read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Ultamate Christmas Gift reviews
What, or who is the ultamate gift for Sakura? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not what it seems reviews
somethings hapening, what is it? Rated for perverted minds out there... R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Total Random Crack reviews
A total crack fic. funny. better than it sounds! no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
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