Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
ALERT: I have disabled alerts for this acount, changed my e-mail account, and have basicly put this whole account offically on hiatus. Im sorry for fans of my work, I'll try to finish Stuck in a Closet with Shikamaru Nara. Promise! And yes, the next chapter in that story will be the end. Offically. But if you want to do a spin-off, feel free! Just credit me for the original idea, if you dont mind. I'll still be browsing the site, so chances are I'll find the story, credited or no. Fan art is also appreciated! Okay, now I sound full of myself. Geeze. XD
ITS SO SUPRISING THAT SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALY WANT TO READ MY PROFLIE! CLAPS FOR KAT!
People like my stories, Im getting emotional, IM GONNA FAINT! -thud- Thanks for fainting for me Christine
Christine- no problem boss.
My Personal junk:
Name: Why the heck would I tell you my name? In my stories, i'm called... KAT!! My name means 'light' in most languages, but with the way the Japanese pronounce it has a double meaning wich is 'killer'. It is the name of the star of a Jim Henson movie, and is the alius for the main charector of 'Death Note'. PM me if you can figure it out.
Age: again, why would I tell you? Lets just say Im old enough to write for fan fiction and not feel guilty, but Im not in Eight grade.
Gender: In case the Gaara mention in caps didnt pop out at you, FEMALE!
Location: Wow, your realy nosiy. All you should know is that I live in the US.
Personality: I have a personality...
Likes: I have likes...Naruto, Bobobo-bo-bobobo, cartoons, sleeping, talking with friends, good music, anything funny, SUGAR I LOVE SUGAR, Gaara, oh and did I mention GAARA?.
Dislikes: I have dislikes...Stalker Sasquaches (I know your out there), anything to girly and/or pink, CLOWNS I HATE CLOWNS!, several pairings for any show, places where I'm forced to keep still, people who wont give me sugar, SCHOOL, any day of the week where I'm forced out of my bed to early, YAIO AND YURI FANFICTION.
Pairings I like:
SasukexSakura (I have my reasons) Naruto
GaaraxSakura ( The stoies Ive read are REALY cool for this pairing)
NejixSakura (same as for GaaraxSakura)
ShikamaruxSakura (Yes, I have majorly strayed from my original SasuxSaku paring)
TentenxLee (only in NejixSakura fanfictions)
TemarixShikamaru (you can tell they like each other)
KimikoxRai - Xiolin showdown (sp?)
GasserxBeauty (there the ONLY sane people on the show, plus there just cute, ne?) Bobobo-bo-bobobo
I have nothing against ShikaxIno, I just dont like the pairing too much, and I wont write for it.
Pairings I usually hate:
ANY AND ALL YAIO AND YURI PAIRINGS No offence if you write or like this stuff, I just think its wrong.
The list goes on forever, but I stop listing here.
--NOW FOR MY LOVERLY RANDOMNESS!!-
Ultra cool randomness time!!
Your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margirin of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie not evil enough.
People tell me I have a great personality. I sock them in the mouth and tell them not to sass me.
"His name is Brocklee?" me when Rock Lee said this name
"Im in the mood to kill you today."
"Just dont kill me now."
"Fine. How would you prefere to die?"
"Might you have a Bazooka?"
"Thats how you want to die?"
" No. I just want some bubble gum, Bazooka, zooka, bubble gum." A conversation between me and my brother.
"Why must the good die young?"
"Because it makes for a great story." Me and my mom when we were talking about a book
"Must I tell people we are related?" me when my sister put a grape up her nose
"Theres no such thing as Bloody Mary. Oh. My. God. I see her!" me when my brother was freaked out at the Bloody Mary story
" Plug your ears Im about to use some adult language: Crud." me last year
"Fo Shizzle!" My friend Tiffany. she sounds hilarious when she says that
People are boring. There only amusing when pushed down a flight of stairs.
"What? Do you think Im crazy? Dont answer that." me when my friends stared at me like I was insane
"You dont have talk slow. I understand what your saying. Now that thats settled, could you explain again?" Me when my mom was explaining something to me for the 10th time that day.
"Guys, we might want to calm down. People might think were drunk or high or something." me when Cody and some of my other friends were hyped on sugar in front of a movie theator.
" Uggh suger hangovers are the worst. I NEED TACO!" me the day after the movie theator thing.
"Tacos are the best hangover food EVAH!" me later that day after getting a taco.
"Yea, during the Revolutionary war the Japanese were all 'Ah! Godzillia!'." me during Social Studies.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rwqgLN6R13M DONT TOUCH THAT!! Wait, you CAN press the link...
"You know cleaner can get you high right?"
"Yea, but its not cleaner."
"But it smells like it."
Me, Susan, and Katie after practicaly inhaling this pulse point stuff that smelled like pezz.
"If its called Monkey Bread, then do they keep a supply of monkeys in the class for putting in it?" me when my friends were talking about what was happening in their classes, spesificly Living Skills.
"ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" Me when Cody got glasses
Say, have all you peoples read this far down or what? YA TRYIN TO GET AWAY WITH SOMETHIN, HUH BUB?!
If you wake me up early I look like Itachi. Lines under my eyes with an 'I want to kill you' expression. - me at 6 am on a Saturday
"Oh MAN Cody! We arent going to play that game where you ask me for advice, but say its for your friend are we?" Me when Cody and I were talking
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"I'm not evil, I just have a bad reputation for killing people."
Good girls are just bad girls that haven't been caught.
You know your stressed out when you can hear mimes.
(On a sticker) You are what you eat, what does stupid taste like anyway?
It's all fun and games until someone looses a tooth... then it's hockey!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ip_SXhMfe_Q Knock off of 'Riding Dirty' HILIAROUS! CLICK UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE TORTURED WITH BARNEY VIDEOS! YES I STILL HAVE SOME!
My Reality Check bounced.
(on a sticker) I see dumb people.
(on another sticker) Soppurt edamication eye du.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Ouch. I fell of my chair.- Me in an e-mail to Cody. I tried to make my chair a spiney chair...didnt work.
"Can I strangle Jose in front of the entire class?"
"No, not realy." Me and my Orchestra teacher Mr. Roberts
My Catch phrases:
Fragglemuffinskiff (I made it up)
And the sky is blue, but you dont see me brodcasting it.
Bill Nye the Science Guy!!
and your point is...?
What I say insted of no:
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnJAozfBq7w It is realy funny and anoying, and it swears a bit.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ninja+of+the+night+naruto We must go and ninja in the night... Yes...We must...
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qe8UDSdkDIU ICRONICALY THIS HAS A BARNEY SONG IN IT, BUT ITS STILL GOOD!
"If you cant beat 'um join 'um. If you cant join 'um beat 'um. If ya cant do nether, CHA-CHA!!" Me when I had too much cafiene.
"Make the evil clowns with the flame throwers and the unicicles and the big red noses that go 'squeek' when you honk them and the big 'ol shoes and the red wigs and the cream pie that goes 'splat' on each other..." Me on one of my usual 'Clowns will be the distruction of the world, DONT YOU DENY IT!!' rants. This one went on for over an hour.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wb9d8reoHxk SUCH AN EVILY CUTE KITTY!
1. I am afraid of empty inboxes.
2. I am afraid of clowns.
3. I am afraid of needles.
4. I am afraid of my science teacher.
5. I am afraid of hand sanitizer.
The below listed are MY fears--
1. Im afraid of being alone
2.Im afraid of clowns
3.Im afraid of people in all white
4. Im afraid of large smiley faces
5. Im afraid of people who are afraid of me
If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M8uJTviwhVo&mode=related&search HAS GAARA, MUST WATCH!
"Are you on the white stuff?" me
"Cheese?" my brother, no explanation nessisary...
Looks and blah:
Hair: dirty blond, falls to mid-back
Eyes: Blue/green or like Sakura's
Height: Normal for my age
Other junk: I wear glasses
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l-ea2jR_4SM&NR MORE GAARA-NESS!! CLICK ON LINK, MUST CLICK ON LINK!
I'm one of thouse people who press the 'go' button to submit something twice, wait, and then press it again. Then I scream in frustration when the loading process restarts.- me, yea, I know. Im pathetic. I do this EVERY FREAKIN TIME I SUBMIT SOMETHIN!! I cant help it...
OR CAN I?!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=USuQaTol89E&mode=related&search SIERES OF CHATROOM STUFF, NUMBER ONE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WhtaJaY3sA&NR NUMBAH TWO OF THE CHAT ROOM SIERIES
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dHFHs7IrY&NR NUMBAH THREE OF THE CHATROOM SIERIES
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9djZG3eMlUo&NR NUMBAH FOURS OF THE CHATROOM THINGIE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kpo89yMYdaQ&NR NUMBAH FIVES, AND THE FINAL CHATROOM THINGIE! IM GAARA'S WIFE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! -gags- Ok, so I'm not. A girl can dream right? -stares off dreamily into space-
Fav. bands: All American Rejects, Green Day, Areosmith, and AC/DC. Im into rock.
If youve ever slaped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5rO_UAMiR6o&mode=related&search MORE CHATROOM WIERDNESS! THERE'S LIKE 4 OF THESE!
"I think I just threw up in my bubble." -me when I was chewing gum and my bro said something discusting.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
I have the urge to do the above A LOT.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)
If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile
Read anything by EcoliandDahChihuahua and you will die of laughter. 'TIS A GOOD THING.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HvtN0YJk5Yk&mode=related&search HAMPSTER DANCE!!
You want to know what I find ironic? The scientific term for the fear of long words is a REALY long word. Talk about freaking people with the afliction out. I also find it rather mean.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua. Flower of the Desert
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile
If when you get a sugar rush your friends run and hide, copy and past this onto your profile!
If you sigh at the fact that because youre profile is so long there is little chance someone would actualy take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a attention span thats usualy shorter than 12 seconds, copy and past this onto your profile!
If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his flippin Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile
If you scream random stuff at random time and people avoid you because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!!
I get into these realy angsty depressed moods and I sometimes takes me days to get out of them, and PRESTO my depressing charactor death stories are born.
I HAVE FOUND MY THEME SONG!! Its Barlow Girls by Superchick and here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqabTThaFp4 it describes me...mostly.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.(I've done that more than once, enough said)
"Just shut-up and dance! On second thought, just shut-up." -me when my sis was yapping on and on one morning
"Chaos? Check. Destruction? Check. Total and complete anialation of all things school related? Check. My work here is done."-me running through my to-do list.
"Gir, come to the observatory!"
"Gir, what did you do to the telescope?"
"You didnt touch it or anything? Something is broken and its not your fault?"
"I know, Im scared too."-A conversation between Invader Zim and Gir
"You look like crinkit." -Tiffany to Katie
"Oooh! I like crickets!!"-me
"I said crinkit you ninny!" -Tiffany. We were talking in the hall
"Sooo... your playing on the computer, waching TV, writng a book, AND working on English homework?" - Kid in my English class
"...Yes. Yes I am." -me
"THATS IMPOSIBLE!!" -same kid
"No its not. Its called MULTITASKING!" -me durring English class
"Smile. It confuses people." -me hissing at Katie to shut-up and simle durring an awards assembly.
"So much reality TV life itself becomes a sitcommm!"- Josh, he wierd. Like me. And all my other friends. No offence ment.
Ball point pen ball point pen ball point pen
"I like spelling 'red rum' backwards." -Collin before he spelled 'red rum' backwards. It spells murder o_O
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Look, that kid has a nose, lets all point and laugh!- Me at an unsuspecting kid in Orchestra
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (I know, its sad)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
no need to hide ourselves
together side by side
if u love gaaras tatoo copy&paste into pro-file!
"I found a dime! ITS MORE THAN A PENNY!! ." - Tiffany one morning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_2R1MJ4KA House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance
"IM GONNA FREAKIN KILL YOU!!"
"I DONT KNOW!!" -Me when I was chasing Tiffany around the room for stealing my binder
"Mom, whats the i before e rule?"
"I before e except after c ... there's more but I cant remember it."
"Its: i before e except after c when sounding like a is a neighbor in way on weekends and holidays and all through out May AND YOULL NEVER GET IT RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!" -Me quoting 'Stupid in School' by Brian Regan in front of my mom. She laughed.
-and now I get to go clean the car. Joy.- Me in an e-mail
"What are you going to do for spring break?"
"I dunno, why?"
"Im going to Murtle Beach." -starts crying-
"Why are you crying?"
"NO INTERNET FOR A WHOLE WEEK!! WAAA!!" -Me talking to one of my friends on the Friday spring break started
"Stupid corsets."- me
"What are those?"- Tiffany
"Medieval tourture devices akin to the Iron Maiden."- me. An Iron Maiden is a tourture device that appears to be a woman and has spikes covering it entirely.
When most girls wanted ponies, I wanted a computer and a soccer ball. When most girls wanted to be a princess, I wanted to be a president. When most girls were playing dress up with their girlfriends, I was rolling around in the mud with the guys. When most girls prided themselves in being a girly-girl, I was proud to call myself a tomboy. If your a tomboy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Flower of the Desert
-starts freaking out- YOUR WEARING A SKIRT!!- guy at my bustop
If you have ever thrown a fake shuriken, kunai, or attempted a jutsu, copy and paste this onto your profile
"Son of a buritto!!" -me at Cody. Tiffany and I had been talking and I had said "I wonder how you cuss people out in Spanish." She shrugged and I said "Salsa!" and we started calling random Spanish and Mexican foods out at people angrily.
"Flan you. Flan you you flanning son of a buritto." me later at Cody (again.) I said this really dryly and everyone in the class exploded in laughter. Cody was across the room and I said this to him in front of the teacher. He said nothing.
"Bleep you! Bleep you you mother bleeping son of a bleeping mother bleeping bleep, you mother bleeping bleep!" Said over the phone to someone. I actually said 'bleep'. Oh, and this was in a playful manner, so he wasnt offended. Not untill 15 minuites later did he figure out what I was saying anyway.
"Im the prettiest girl at the harvest moon ball!" My brother after I hit him over the head. I then turned to my dad and said "Im sorry sir, but I think your son's broken."
Oh he- happy happy happy- Katie
I GOT AN 'F' ON A MATH TEST.
High five- Me and Nathan...or Josh, I cant really remember.
If you MUST know, Ive decided to be Itachi for Halloween this year.
Simple, get no sleep for three days, buy red contacts, get a black cloak and pull my hair back. Oh, and act murderously toward my brother.
...THATS NOT THE POINT!!- Me talking to myself while on the phone with Josh as he checked the other line.
The number you have dialed is not in survice, please hang up and try again.- Me in a half-asleep daze at a theme park, at like 11 at night.
-And we've been told to report whomever uses profanity in our classes.
Heh, heh, what did she say?
#I!.- My math teacher, me, Katie, and me again, in that order
Tech Support and Customer Service miscommunications -
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and.
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...thank you.
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back..
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer..
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P"...on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
Jose! Hold your violin up higher!
Yes sir.- Jose and Mr. Lenwell.
Jose, hold your vioin up higher.- Mr. Lenwell 5 minuites later
Now kids, Im gonna tell you a little story about when I was a kid in orchestra. I had this mean old orchestra teacher, and she used to put tacks on our instruments and clothes so that if we didnt hold our instruments correctly they would dig into our skin and make us bleed.
But arnt there laws against that?!
This was way back when becore those laws. And it was in Indiana.
So let that be a lesson to you kids... never go to orchestra in Indiana. - Mr. Lenwell, Cody, Mr. Lenwell, and me, in that order.
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
The aobve is aewsmoe, bceusae I hvae nver been good at sepllnig. CHA!!
Friends on FF.net
Shadowsakura321 : My only friend on FF.net! -huggles- At first I was like that totally sofisticated girl that you meet and are like "Wow!", but now Im kinda just like the girl next door. And she's ok with that! Pri-chan also has a rockin' ItaSaku fic that I read like and addict.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.