Muffliatohide bio
 Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Casual Vacancy, Doctor Who, Ironman, Superman, Thor, Spider-Man, Sherlock, and Fright Night. Wotcher readers! I’m Audrey. I was born and raised in the US, though I set off in search of Hogwarts when my Ilvermorny letter got lost (aka: I moved to Scotland). After getting two history degrees in Edinburgh, I hopped back over the pond to my hometown. With this trans-Atlantic mess, my writing style’s a bit odd. While I use UK spelling and slang for fics set in Britain, I'm not fluent in Scottish/English sentence structuring or wizarding slang. So reader beware: there be indecipherable passages here. My writing sticks close to canon and avoids OCs when possible. I'll be a Potter fanatic until I die and—thanks to this—most of my stories are based off of J.K. Rowling's work. Though I also have ongoing love affairs with anything relating to Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Sherlock Holmes/BBC Sherlock, Marvel, and Doctor Who. With "Harry Potter", my stories typically poke fun at guilty pleasure fanfic tropes (which I not-so-secretly adore). For example, three of my most popular stories takes on: time travel (pre-Cursed Child), 'characters-reading-the-books' fics, and phoenixanimagus!Harry. At the same time, I have a nasty habit of putting beloved characters through hell and relishing in tragedy/comedy. Don't worry, my stories typically have happy endings! It just...eh...takes a while to get there. |
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Days to Come by chris400ad reviews
Harry Potter, famed auror and Boy-Who-Lived, was hoping after having won the war and got the girl he would find some peace. But life had other ideas. See how his life fell apart and how one simple chance encounter could change everything. Post-War and Non-epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 285,204 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 8,345 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 244,919 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 12/25/2022 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,295 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 14,529 - Follows: 17,973 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
The Last Hurrah by Aida Caroti reviews
Ron Weasley was a war hero: he destroyed the locket, got the girl, helped destroy the darkest wizard the world had ever known and rebuilt the Ministry from the ground up. Yet Ron's luck could only last so long. Sooner or later, he was sure to place himself in-front of a wayward spell. One thing was certain, he'd die before he let anything else happen to Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,305 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/13/2022 - Published: 11/17/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Kalopsia by Seriously Sam reviews
When an Auror mission goes wrong, Harry winds up missing. The only person who could provide answers is Ron, who was unconscious and wouldn't wake up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,121 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/8/2021 - Published: 4/25/2021 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Accidental Evil by Rachelme177 reviews
Ever thought 'Really? You can perform the most evil magic known to wizardkind accidentally' Then this series of one-shots is for you. HP w/ most key players at some point. CHAPTER 15: in which Harry is sick, Lucius has an identity crisis, Severus plots, and Hermione saves the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,785 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/11/2021 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P.
Forever and a Day by Alomoria reviews
Time-travel fic. 2nd-3rd year. It's been almost a year after the Battle of Hogwarts, and the Trio (plus one) have decided that the chance to make things right the first time may be too good to pass up. / Just another idea I had. Will of course include Snape, Lupin, etc. No bashing, no slash. slightly AU (obviously haha). Humor, comfort. A little mystery.XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,793 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 6/9/2014
The Last Peverell by animerocker646 reviews
Being the Master of Death made life difficult, especially when you need to save all of magical Europe from inbreeding its way to extinction. At least Death was enjoying watching his Master attempt this over and over again. Harry didn't find it nearly as entertaining. Well, tenth times the charm right? (FemHarry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 400,457 - Reviews: 4368 - Favs: 9,178 - Follows: 8,992 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,141 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 6/17/2021 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Entombed by Seriously Sam reviews
Harry Potter never wanted revenge more than on the two people who kidnapped his pregnant wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,099 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/1/2021 - Published: 1/24/2021 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Ron W., Teddy L. - Complete
The End of the Line by ninazenikcult reviews
Lily and James confront Snape in the Afterlife for all he did to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2021 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Brontide by Seriously Sam reviews
Harry Potter's children always thought their father was untouchable, unbreakable. It only takes one second, one curse to change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 232,914 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 6/1/2020 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Sing a Requiem by continuedinterests reviews
Harry is a Horcrux, isn't he? Don't be silly. What a strange thought to have. Anyway. Anyway. During 6th year, Hermione has a realization that Harry is a Horcrux while doing some homework in the library. Things spiral out from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,764 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/1/2020 - Published: 8/2/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
A Question of Entail by Daniella Harwood reviews
Eight years after the marriages of Elizabeth and Darcy, Jane and Bingley, Lydia and Wickham, the family are called to Longbourn to solve a mystery concerning the inheritance of the estate.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 64 - Words: 93,304 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/28/2020 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
paved with good intentions by RainyDayReading reviews
"What if we," James repeats, clarifying, "asked Sirius on a date?" :: Or, Lily makes some important realizations. JamesLilySirius fluff, for Ray.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2020 - [James P., Lily Evans P., Sirius B.] - Complete
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and five others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,369 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
Missing in Action by LiveLaughLove728 reviews
The worst week of Ginny's life began with a familiar face in her fireplace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Nuances of Friendship by iris129 reviews
"And it had been Ron who had joked and laughed and nudged him and stubbornly knocked down his walls and dragged him out of his shell and shown him what family and friendship were." Harry and Ron friendship moments throughout the series. Ch. 7 The Poisoned Mead: Missing scene after Ron's poisoning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,444 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/7/2020 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Rebirth of a Snake by SpoonandJohn reviews
Twenty-one years after the fall of Voldemort, he returns again and this time, he wins. With no hope and a dying world, they made a ritual that would either send the performer into the past or cause the earth to tear itself apart. Draco figured that either way, they could count it as a win.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Annoying Little Brother by TharAmira reviews
A drabble in which Ron invites Harry into his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
phoenix tears by morgana's mooncalf reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry learns that his Patronus has changed form. Drabble, post-DH. Inspired by Muffliato's 'A Stricken Lament'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Said and Unsaid by BlueDawn246 reviews
The War is over but some wounds remain untreated. After Harry and Ron's argument during the Deathly Hallows, Harry needs to know whether he can still rely on his friend to help him heal...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Blissful Oblivion by keeptheotherone reviews
Harry has a nightmare, but Ginny's reaction isn't what he expects. Written for the Several Sunlit Days Challenge on the Hinny Discord with prompt "nightmare."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Keeping Track of the Good by HecateA reviews
Harry is very selective about how he remembers the war and which public appearances he accepts—but this one he couldn't even think of declining. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W., Colin C., James S. P. - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 1,530 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Augurey by La-Matrona reviews
After the war, Harry Potter is desperate to make sure that not a single life more is ruined by Voldemort's legacy. Aided by the ever loyal Hermione Granger, he makes a decision which will forever change more than one life. An epilogue disregarding, Cursed Child inspired, Harmony romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 173,051 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 1,281 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
We Are Many by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
After growing concerned about some of his political decisions, Hermione decides to confront Minister for Magic Harry Potter, fifteen years after Voldemort's defeat. All she can hope is that she's overreacting, and that her worries are unfounded. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Going Home by FloreatCastellum reviews
A week after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry goes home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
7 Years, 6 Months, 4 Days by TMBlue reviews
Hermione tries to cope with life after Ron's death, but what if all she thought she knew about what happened to him so many years ago was a lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,686 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/20/2019 - Published: 10/21/2017 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
It Would Take an Act of Congress by dunuelos reviews
Donna is out sick for a week and this freaks out members of the US Congress. A funny comments leads to quite the unique circumstances. Who would believe it could come to this?
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/19/2019 - Published: 3/16/2019 - Complete
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 5,681 - Follows: 6,580 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 9,365 - Follows: 9,802 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Weight Of Love by jenorama reviews
It's been a couple of years since Harry died in the Forbidden Forest and Voldemort declared his victory over the Wizarding World. Running an errand in Diagon Alley, Ginny sees a familiar face. Written for the Harry/Ginny Subreddit's Valentine's contest, this story does not take place in my extended Potterverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,759 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Together We're Both Alone (But I Don't Mind) by ColorOfAngels reviews
What if Mark Watney wasn't the only one who was left behind in the storm of Sol 6? The tales and adventures of the Martian Pirate King and his Super Nerd Goddess.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,745 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/30/2015 - M. Watney, B. Johanssen
Anticlockwise by Casscade reviews
Terrible things happen when wizards meddle with time, Miss Granger. Particularly to those caught in their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,598 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Plutchik by spellmugwump97 reviews
Tony Stark is a mutant, able to feel and control the emotions of others. Tony won't let anyone except Charles know - until now. COMPLETE.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S.
I Did Nothing by Secre reviews
When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Divergence Point: Walking into Hogwarts. Series planned for future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,115 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 3,859 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Caring for a Hurt Magizoologist by MomoMouat97 reviews
After the battle with Grindelwald in the subway, was Newt really uninjured? What if he was more hurt than he seemed? Starts with the obliviation, featuring budding TinaxNewt. Whump!
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/11/2018 - [Queenie G., Jacob K.] [Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina] - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5883 - Favs: 8,633 - Follows: 6,469 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
More Than Kin by hellobluemoon reviews
'They have battled life and come through victors. They have written their own histories. And now at the end, broken down and bleeding, his family is still the strongest and most bizarrely compelling thing Hugo has ever seen.' Intersecting one-shots about the Next Generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2018 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Albus S. P., Hugo W., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Cross Reality by Nako13yeh reviews
Post-Avengers. As Thor and Loki were ready to depart for Asgard, the Tesseract becomes unstable and opens a portal. Another Loki emerges claiming his name is "Tom". Chaos ensues as they meet their counterparts one by one. RE-POSTED.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,627 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Thanos
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 5,579 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Just Out of Sight by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Usually when Harry came home from an Auror assignment everything would be normal. Occasionally, however, within minutes of walking through that front door his world changed completely - sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse. Six scenes from Harry's life post-Hogwarts. Does not follow Cursed Child. Harry/Ginny. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/22/2018 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
For it is the Soldier by thebiwholived reviews
Post-war. PTSD. Harry's struggle with sleep reaches a new low.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/15/2018 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Molly W. - Complete
The Potters Ruin Book Club by CrookshanksTheKneazle reviews
After Ginny reluctantly agrees to host Lavender and Parvati's book club at the Potter house, her husband and children sabotage the entire event, and, ironically, make her very proud. Includes a hint of Hinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
gone was any trace of you by Annerb reviews
An accident at work left Harry with a mysterious case of amnesia and a wife he couldn't remember. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Gift Ever by Alohaemora reviews
"Dear Padfoot, Thank you, thank you…"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shattered Fairy Tale by Lady Khali reviews
After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Dark Lord Rises by Fresnofan reviews
It's been 17 years since the battle of Hogwarts, but now Death Eaters have returned, intent on using the hallows to bring back the Dark Lord. What they didn't expect was with the return of Voldemort came certain victims as well. A "Harry's parents return" story, as they take on Voldemort together! Again! (Everything Book Cannon up to this point) H/G, J/L, Draco/Astoria, R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 126,172 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort, Astoria G.
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4997 - Favs: 15,971 - Follows: 16,448 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Birthdays by AmiliaPadfoot reviews
Next gen fic. James stumbles upon something in his father's office and discovers that seeing is believing. No, not actual time travel per say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,419 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 5/2/2011 - James S. P., Harry P.
Fixed Points in Time by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Sirius. James. A Time-Turner. The Tenth Doctor. Enough Said. No longer in hiatus - weekly chapter updates. Chapter 11 up as of March 14, 2017
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,220 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 5,068 - Follows: 5,339 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
I Win, Mars by chuck-is-god reviews
The end of the book leaves us with a lot of questions. How does he cope with Mars? How does he reconnect with the crew on the way home? How does he return to normalcy? No slash. No sex at all. PTSD, anxiety, and lots of wiseass remarks.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,178 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 6/24/2016 - M. Watney - Complete
The Truth Between Wands and Zee by DOShae reviews
The war between humans and zombies rages even after five years. Military efforts to repel the hordes of undead prove less than entirely effective. A team of military medical specialists are brought together to try and find a solution. They are joined, however, by some unexpected participants. The survival of humanity rests in what emerges from the meetings. (First Tale)
Crossover - Harry Potter & World War Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Dean T., Padma P. - Complete
Put Your Curse in Reverse by ellizablue reviews
Scorpius Malfoy knew his fifth year would be challenging- but he hadn't expected this. Between his impending O.W.L.s, his new relationship, Quidditch tryouts, the public eye, and the Slug Club, he can hardly catch his breath. Meanwhile, Harry Potter discovers that being a professor at Hogwarts is very different from being a student there. (Sequel, switches POVs)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 289,198 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 8/26/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Pawn to C3 by Realmer06 reviews
Teaching Lily chess started as a way to keep her occupied and out of everyone's hair. It grew into much more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Ron W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
a year and a day by displayheartcode reviews
The Witch of Privet is a mysterious figure. [High Fantasy and Gender AU - F/M - HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Between Walls and Harvest Moons by ellizablue reviews
"Gin," Harry began. He took her hands in his. "I wish he'd gotten more from you and less from me." Ginny studied his aching eyes. Her heart was a swollen, stinging beast. Lately, she could've used a break from it, but there was no telling where those two would've ended up without its guiding light. "I don't." [Post DH, takes place during Albus' third year in Cursed Child.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/5/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
New Heights by ellizablue reviews
Harry and Ginny miscalculate and Molly Weasley makes a discovery. [Post DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/4/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
A Little Knowledge by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 345 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 379 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 548 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
You Got Mail From Mars by Soccerdevil2222 reviews
Basically a series of funny messages between Watney, the Hermes crew, and NASA. Obviously set in an AU in which Watney was struck with some other piece of debris instead of the communications dish. Also, I know that the Hermes crew would just talk to one another instead of emailing but this makes it funnier, I think. Should really be rated M but then people would never see it.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - M. Watney
What Was Your Plan? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 248 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Moon and the Sea by FloreatCastellum reviews
On a cold autumn night, a dark-haired young man wakes his family to take them on an adventure. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best Romance (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
get lucky by callingthequits reviews
No greetings. No warnings. Nothing but Ron seeing Harry across the room, bloody and dirty and alive, and feeling like crying. :: It's funny how one of the first and most important friendships in the series is terribly undermined. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
how many miles to babylon? by displayheartcode reviews
James Potter-Weasley knows that he comes from a family of famed war heroes, he just doesn't know how to see it that way. [Gender AU - M/F]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] James S. P. - Complete
Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,928 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Good Teacher by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 1,963 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Myriad Difficulties in Arranging a High Profile Organization by Violaplayer reviews
Aliens attacking New York, robots attacking some Eastern European country Fury had designated to the ever-mimizing list of 'not immediately dangerous'- it's time to bring together a team of superheroes, and Fury knows exactly who's on the first roster. Or, he would, but they're all a little... distracted. Or maybe denial's a better term.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2015
Granny's Little Helper by Ely-Baby reviews
[One-Shot.] On Christmas Eve, Molly is on a mince pie baking spree, this year though she has a very special little helper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Molly W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
High Stakes by HalfASlug reviews
After a rocky start, Harry, Ron and Hermione quickly became the best of friends. Life long friends, in fact. Some lives, however, are a lot longer than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero Training by Ashynarr reviews
Being a hero is more than just about beating the bad guys. It's also about teamwork, learning your strengths and weaknesses, and allowing others to help you up when you fall. It's about small choices having big effects, and taking responsibility for your actions. Ultimately, it's about making the right choice, even when facing your worst fears.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,338 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - America, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
The one they miss the most by MSupernatural reviews
During the Christmas break of his fifth year, Harry can't stand Sirius' suffering anymore, so he creates a plan to give his godfather a chance to say goodbye to the one person both of them miss the most. One-shot. It might have some feels. Revamped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Now and Forever by Northumbrian reviews
The centenary of the Battle of Hogwarts is less than a year away, and the Wizarding world continues to move forward. Modernisation requires change, and some things must be swept aside in the name of progress. Buildings can be demolished and statues, even statues of deceased heroes like Harry Potter, can be relocated. Can't they? Hubert Dalrymple has a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC - Complete
No More Secrets by sbmcneil reviews
Hermione has started her new job in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement and is handed a case that shakes her world view. Ron and Hermione both learn more about themselves and their assumptions about the wizarding world. * Deals with issues of domestic violence*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 154 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
A Mother's Love by GeorgyannWayson reviews
Out of all of the forces on this Earth, there's one that is the most powerful of them all. It's something that could cause a person to completely change their life, motivate them to be entirely selfess and giving and give birth to a degree of love that could tear down every wall and break every chain...and it's the power of a mother's love (A Mother's Day one-shot).
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., OC - Complete
At the End of the Day by FireflySummer reviews
The good news is that the world isn't over, and Tony Stark isn't dead (along with 20 million other people). The bad news is that SHIELD is fried, Nick Fury is dead, and it appears that he's also acquired some new roommates. Takes place after The Winter Soldier. Spoilers ahead. And fluff.
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
He's Not A Sidekick, He's A Minion by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Harley meets the Avengers. Not everyone is equally impressed. Final part of the Kidnapping Is A Bad Thing, Tony series.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harley K., A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Christmas in the Kitchens by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
When she gets to the Kitchens, she doesn't expect James Potter to be there. James drops the spoon he's holding. It clatters into the bowl of batter and disappears beneath the surface. A glob of it lands on his jumper. "No! No. Come in. I'm making cookies. For Sirius."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Beginning by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
As the Gryffindors finish the Halloween feast in their common room, Hermione Granger gets much more than she expected. Philosopher's Stone. Friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived by Tchaicoughsky reviews
What if the prophecy had a hidden meaning, one different from what we all assumed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 271 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,460 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Blaise Z.
I'm Going To Kill You by HalfASlug reviews
Left home alone for Halloween, Harry decides to visit his best friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Knavery by Northumbrian reviews
In which Draco looks for a girlfriend, and Ginny visits Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W., Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
The Hogwarts Takeover by BraverLeonheart reviews
Harry discovers the immediate consequences of his victory over Voldemort, more than a decade after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
More Like Two Different Coins by AuroraKnight reviews
It wasn't enough that he was the Boy Who Lived, or that he was the reincarnation of the most powerful wizard in history. He just had to be connected by destiny to Draco Malfoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,677 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., Merlin
Misbehavior Number 101 by keeptheotherone reviews
When James's misbehavior continues despite detentions, losing house points, and even a Howler from home, a desperate Ginny decides the only thing left is to join him at Hogwarts. The conflict between mother and son creates a comedy of errors as James learns to handle fame by default and Ginny discovers Hogwarts isn't any easier the second time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - James S. P., Ginny W. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 345 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Lifeline by sunflowerb reviews
The man smiled. "Just delivering a message," he reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a simple, dark blue envelope, "from an old friend of yours." He dropped it on the table in front of Jack, who picked it up gingerly. Jack's eyes were wide as he ran a finger over the Tardis-blue paper. There was only one person this could have come from. oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Jack H., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
Mine by sunflowerb reviews
For the first time in their whole twisted, timey-wimey relationship, he feels like he's stumbled on an actual, big, genuine spoiler. Not just a teaser, not just some quip that she could be making up to annoy him or turn him on, but a real, proper, life-changing, future-revealing spoiler. And he can't handle it. DoctorRiver. oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
When A Killer Comes To Play by SuckerForTheVillains reviews
Someone's out to kill the Doctor for the Silence, and he's taken someone close to the Doctor to draw him out. Between the hit-man and the unexpected hostage, it may just be enough to get the Doctor killed.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,562 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
A Completely Unexpected Result by emmijadeshow reviews
Something's happened, something he won't say - and now there's a skinny man in Chuck Taylors, rummaging through her tea cabinet and claiming to be the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
The Knits Of Wrath by Garmonbozia reviews
When River has trouble adjusting to the idea of a companion she's not related to, the Doctor says something he may live to regret... - Pure fluff, and featuring many fluffy things. My first shot at Clara too, so be gentle with me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Black Library by Rokesmith reviews
Years after the war, an unusual request from Draco Malfoy starts Harry, Ron and Hermione on the case of a wizard obsessed with the past. But the stakes rise and the investigation becomes a race against time as long buried secrets threaten to come to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,984 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What Matters Most by Alohaemora reviews
A tribute to the friendship between Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Because in spite of all of her bookish-ness, and common sense, and the time she spent holed up in the library, Hermione knew more about friendship than Harry could ever fully appreciate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ocean by thefirstservant reviews
They helped each other cope. (a friendship fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
No Good Comes From by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
Tony has a specialized compartment in his suit for Sharpies. No good can come of it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,226 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Deja Vu by LiveloveLAUGH0506 reviews
The team find themselves in a bad situation, one that unfortunately is all too familiar for Tony. Now Tony must find a way to get his team out before history repeats itself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,106 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Routine Procedure by meggannn reviews
A meeting at a broken-down red telephone box. Sherlock needs to make a call and Harry's just trying to get to work.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 184 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mono by Della19 reviews
He kisses her like it's the end of the world. And then he dies, and it is, and Peggy starts counting the years in terms of A.S. After Steve. And then she gets to 5 A.S and realizes she hasn't aged a day, and it occurs to her that kiss might have been more important than she thought. Captain America and the Avengers movies fic, Peggy/Steve and a happy ending.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 556 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
ever learn to forgive yourself? by madis hartte reviews
He visits her once a year, every year. One day he might even forgive her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Lucy C./Sister-of-Mine - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ten of You by shadowblade-tara reviews
After the battle, Banner corners Steve about his jibe at Stark. Short oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 243 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Two Companion Gap by Othellia reviews
Set right after the Season 5 finale, the Doctor talks to Amy about his previous companions. A couple days later, the TARDIS gets sick and time traveling paradoxes between two different Doctors ensue. Doctor/Rose, Amy/Rory; K plus for one swear word.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Distractions by PrehistoricPlague reviews
Tony/Bruce one-shot for now . Just some fluff, Tony tries to help Bruce cope with his 'condition' in ways that don't involve him tearing apart buildings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Hey, Pep by Shipperwolf reviews
It wasn't too late to tell her all of those important things. It wasn't too late, if she'd just pick up the damn phone. T/P, spoiler warning.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Things That Don't Exist by shadoedseptmbr reviews
After the war, Hermione is being watched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Recovery by Kronoskingofthemonkeypeople reviews
Set at the end of "The Avengers" - so spoilers. Pepper rushes back to find Tony alone in Stark Tower.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/29/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Lost Paradigms of Justice by CaptainMaybe reviews
As an ancient chantry crumbles into obsolescence, long held beliefs shatter under the weight of justice. Terror and confusion cannot drown out the truth. Whispers of it creep through even the darkest shadows of Thedas; everything has changed. Anders Oc
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Anders
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 247 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
your hands are the hands of the ancients by madis hartte reviews
Because the Doctor has such old hands.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Darillium by wewerethebestrichard reviews
It's the Doctor and River's last date. He's holding back the tears well enough, managing to laugh and eat and have a moderately good time. That is, until... until she tells him. That wonderful surprise she's been hoarding. And he breaks.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Venus In Retrograde by Garmonbozia reviews
River's been cheating. Hopping into her own relative future. Not a good idea, all that foreknowledge. Who knows what you're going to find out. Doctor Song gets a hell of a shock when she goes to check out her future husband. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Eyes Open by Ditsypersephone reviews
Inspired by A Scandal in Belgravia. Sherlock finally opens Molly's present.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Her Name Was Rose by madis hartte reviews
A long look at saying goodbye.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Present Meets the Future by Technophobia678 reviews
Ok I love these kind of stories and decided to write one of my one. Golden Trio and co, meet your teenage kids! Hahaha should be fun Don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Professor Potter by swissdog reviews
This is a sequel to Harry's Future where we follow Harry in his career as a magical educator, researcher and family man
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 442,234 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Second Task by John Faina reviews
Harry and Ron discuss what went on down in the lake while a party of celebration roars on down in the common room. The discussion leads to unexpected revelations...but not entirely unwelcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,699 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
all those stars pausing by madis hartte reviews
Every grown-up is, at heart, a child. Implied Romance
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Bow Ties Are Cool by madis hartte reviews
Oh. It all makes sense now.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Seven Ways by Vendie of Rivendell reviews
Seven ways in which Harry Potter fell in love with Ginny Weasley and didn't even notice. Takes place between the lines of book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
This Fic Will Change Your Life! by Qoheleth reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots by several authors, each centering around one of the words in Douglas Adams's "dictionary of things there aren't words for yet - but there ought to be". Chapter 6: The Weasley twins go to Motspur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 875 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Next Generation Travel Back In Time by brahdley jims reviews
It's another time travel fic! With an actual plot line. When James, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo and Scorpius are sent back in time to 1995, they discover a lot more than they bargained for. What kind of trouble will an ancient curse bring our time travellers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,085 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011
Eleven by WuHaoNi reviews
In which the Doctor is really a madman with a box. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Layer at a Time by Tellytubby101 reviews
In which John slowly learns who Mycroft's assistant really is. Dialogue-only. Implied John/Anthea. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Anthea - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Finding Parental Care by Melethril reviews
AU canon until preHBP ; sixth year: Sequel to "Loss of Parental Care"; Harry knows: "Sometimes life is good." Anyway, though not seeking trouble, trouble has a way finding him. DISCLAIMER 1: DISCONTINUED (in 2019 or so...). DISCLAIMER 2: I no longer support J.K. Rowling's platform (more infos in my profile).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Other Minister by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Minister for Magic Norman Doge never believed Harry Potter capable of making any political decisions after the war, let alone rebuilding the wizarding world. Twelve years later he's eating his words. Oneshot. Grey!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 207 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Out of the Box by Asteria reviews
She's just saying what we're all thinking. Spoilers for "The Doctor's Wife." Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Almost by These Guilty Pleasures reviews
A collection of what-if type stories. Nothing plot-changing, just little things. Chapter 4: What if Harry had been a little late meeting Voldemort in the forest? What if everyone saw his saccrifice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P.
What If? by Mystic25 reviews
A continuation of the conversation at the frozen lake after Harry and Hermione escape Bathilda Bagshot's house in "Deathly Hallows Part One."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 4,657 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Treading On Ashes by whispered touches reviews
And Albus has a lightning bolt scar and James is dead at twenty-one and Lily's boyfriend broke up with her to protect her - only they don't, they're not, they didn't, and Harry thinks he's going insane. It takes Ginny to get him back to sanity. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 851 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9272 - Favs: 14,574 - Follows: 11,239 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Or Why the Hogwarts Motto Should be Regarded with the Utmost Respect. James & Sirius, terribly bored. A stray dragon. A fairy. Daisies. Ice Mice. The Great Ennui. R&R PWP written ages ago for a challenge, but it made me smile when I dug it out of the box
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 6,039 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 332 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/14/2010
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 4166 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Hello, Doctor I'm the Doctor by The Sainted Physician reviews
The Eleventh Doctor and the Meta-crisis 10.5 finally meet, but how will they react when they discover the true purpose of their existence? And how will Rose feel about the man who left her behind without saying goodbye? With bonus Amy Pond! One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4214 - Favs: 12,500 - Follows: 11,402 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Remembrall by Blizdal reviews
There are things Harry doesn't remember. Warning: child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
HJ Potter by Shivakashi reviews
One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kingsley S., Harry P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 627 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Nice Weather for Ducks by shewhoguards reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Harry's Future by swissdog reviews
A possible continuation of the last book of the Harry Potter series suggested by event in the last chapter and the epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 534,082 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 279 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 10,139 - Follows: 2,753 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Five Finger Discounts by Lucillia reviews
Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Sentinel by amonitrate reviews
Tony's yearly threat to put on his own Independence Day show had felt perfunctory, and she still wasn’t sure whether that worried her or not. Tony, Pepper and Rhodey negotiate the fallout of Afghanistan.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,014 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony
Balance by Jobey in Error reviews
Uproar in the Potter-Weasley clan. Ch. 1. "Teddy, I'm not going to flash my Auror badge for emergency transport to Greece just because James has developed hidden depths. I mean, I think the general consensus is going to be 'it's about time', isn't it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - James S. P., Victoire W.
Palmer's Kiss by VR Trakowski reviews
Tony takes advantage of serendipity. Tony/Pepper Now complete.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,426 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Tight Coupling by seren23 reviews
This list potentially held the name of someone who was desperate to send a message and that made Pepper apprehensive, to say the least. Tony/Pepper UST, Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 602 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 583 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 764 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Solving the Clues by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt had never expected his habit of solving Daily Prophet crosswords to uncover a security leak. But when Potterwatch passwords started to appear in them as answers to clues, he had little choice but to investigate who was behind it ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kingsley S., Lee J. - Complete
Momentous by ty.soglasna reviews
Ron finds some memories Harry was sorting through, and finally sees something he should have known all along. Slash, major flangst warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 546 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 425 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 1,215 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Wouldn't Be the Same by Nomad1 reviews
The Dark Lord is defeated... but there are still NEWTs to pass. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Red Ink Remains by Lady Altair reviews
To the girl in the card shop in Ottery St. Catchpole, Fred Weasley was never anyone more than a nice young man who made her laugh one day, but even that's worth remembering.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Fred W. - Complete
The Four Laws of Golpalott by SnorkackCatcher reviews
A Ravenclaw student explains to his housemate why the Potions textbook contains no mention of Golpalott's Fourth Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2008 - OC - Complete
A Twist In Time by Chaotica de Childe reviews
Harry's spontaneous, firewhiskyfueled dive into a Pensieve causes him to discover several kisses that he doesn't remember. Reviews gladly welcomed, critics please be specific so I can improve. Spoilers for DH especially. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Resistance of Azkaban by Shezza reviews
It's been twenty five years since the death of Albus Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic is now under the control of Lord Voldemort. Those who oppose him place themselves under the command of Harry Potter, former Auror and ruler of the island of Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,999 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 270 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Reincantation by Alisonven reviews
Could Harry Potter and Severus Snape ever be friends? Never in a hundred million years. AU since Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Thrill of the Chase, Etcetera by tout-a-coup reviews
Harry is going to seduce Ron. Even if it kills him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 1,183 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Head Over Feet by Liisa reviews
Over ten years after Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find that they can't escape from all their problems just yet. Loosly based on Oscar Wilde's, An Ideal Husband. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,536 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fate of the Stone by BajaB reviews
What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of Blood and Dust and Potatoes by mapleandmahogany reviews
Ron always knew Harry could die in battle, but he never expected to lose him like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Smart by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Intelligence, cleverness, and five moments in the life of Hermione Granger. Genfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine's Day According to Lavender by jade reviews
If Parvati and I didn't have valentines, we weren't going to let that spoil the romantic atmosphere. We were just going to have to play matchmaker! What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
XX: Not a Love Story by guns and butter reviews
This is the story of the boys who loved you, take three and end scene. It walks like a duck. It talks like a duck. It is sure as hell not a duck. JPSB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Full Circle by chase glasslace reviews
Ten years after the final battle, Harry realises that he isn't as much of a hero as the world wants to believe. 'There are no happy endings.'[oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 277 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
You're a Wizard, Harry by shedoc reviews
Voldemort has been dead for ten years. Where are they all now? RonHarry (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Desperation by Larna Mandrea reviews
All of the tragedy and misfortune in the life of one Harry James Potter finally culminates one night at Hogwarts, and he sets off for the Room of Requirement in order to deal with his emotions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Small Thing by Scattered Logic reviews
The trio performs a small kindness - over and over and over again. Ficlet - complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Last Hurrah by Scattered Logic reviews
The trio undertakes one last adventure before leaving Hogwarts. (Ficlet - Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Twelve Bludger Quidditch by Marz1 reviews
When you're burned out what makes you feel alive again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Harry P.
Giving Notice by dontgiveahoot reviews
A look at the actions of a main character from the point of view of other characters. When death rocks Hogwarts, you'd be surprised who's affected. Chapter Twelve: Rosemary Sprout tends to her garden, the students - and the other professors
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,021 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2002
Midnight in the Silence by Significant Owl reviews
The days after the Third Task are quiet ones. GoF missing scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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Strangers on a Train reviews
What if Harry hadn't only met Albus Dumbledore at the 'ghostly' King's Cross Station?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2021 - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - Complete
A Stricken Lament reviews
Wizarding Britain had long since vanquished Voldemort's darkness and had been born anew. But all it takes is a butchered unicorn in Leicester Square to set the past and present aflame. For what happens when Harry Potter can't save the day? — Ron-centric Auror mystery, Harry-Ron friendship, and canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,878 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/4/2021 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
A Cursed Clock reviews
Harry swore his time-turner stealing kids were all Weasley. Ginny felt her husband was an utter hypocrite. Draco hated them all, and their hellions figured 1995 was best enjoyed by tickling dragons. — A massive rework of "Cursed Child" and my previous time travel fic, 'Hallowed Time Twists'. Hate "Cursed Child"? No worries, I hope I'll fix it up for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,734 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 7/19/2019 - Harry P., Albus S. P., Scorpius M., James S. P.
Hallowed Time Twists reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN AS ANOTHER STORY, 'A CURSED CLOCK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 198,012 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P.
A Scandal in Baker Street reviews
The Potters' move to 221 Baker Street was fairly misguided. Yes, the nosy neighbours and poisonous press weren't outright trying to kill them. But a consulting criminal knows exactly how to burn their hearts. So as London falls and memories shatter, a hero may be rewritten. — Books 1 and 2 are finished!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,615 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Rise and Fall of Harry J Potter reviews
All was well. Truly, it was. Harry Potter was so happy that not even Rita Skeeter's newest biography could spoil things. Okay, fine, so maybe he'd 'forgotten' to mention parts of his past to his loved ones. It wasn't like this disaster could end in Azkaban sentences or pygmy puff invasions, right? Right. He was worrying about nothing. — Pre-Epilogue, canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,202 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hermione G., Rita S.
Blissful Oblivion, Better Than Firewhiskey reviews
From treacle tarts to furry little problems, falling in love is rarely easy. Even our favourite couples needed to deal with pickled toads before their first snogs! So this collection of canon compliant one-shots are stories somewhat reimagined as anti-love/unromantic romances. — Ch. 5: After "Cursed Child", two marriages are haunted by mirrors and technicalities.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 11/20/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [N. Tonks, Remus L.]
To Compose An Epitaph reviews
The bravest man he's ever known? Sure Harry, sure. As though 'Albus Severus' was a rationally premeditated decision and not a result of, say, drunken Unbreakable Vows. Or letting Luna near the birth certificate. Or mixing the Potters with George's experimental potions.—A series of one-shots considering origins of this horrifically brilliant name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P.
The Deepest, Most Desperate Desire reviews
Head Auror Harry Potter only wanted to think about the upcoming Quidditch World Cup, flying with his kids, embracing Ginny, and catching up with the DA. The last thing on his mind was a half-forgotten mirror. But little did he know that an irritating case and his heart's desire would lead to all being well. — Compliant with canon as well as the Rita Skeeter World Cup article.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Susan B., Cormac M. - Complete
Of Fair Ladies and Jack Rippers reviews
'TASM2' Alternative Ending: In another life, Gwen Stacy would have made her scholarship and led Peter Parker down their own winding path. Yet their story (no matter what country they might find themselves in) could never be boring. For while America might have superheroes, Britain held its own magical secret. On indefinite hiatus.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] Harry P.
Of War and Wrackspurts reviews
Our favourite Gryffindors really shouldn't have overdosed the depressed Boy Wonder on cheering charms. But going back for their '7th' year was the syrup on this treacle tart. — '101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts' with high!Harry amid post-war angst. Yep, you read that right. Unfortunately though, on hiatus due to writer's block.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Twas the Night reviews
Harry and Ginny thought their happily ever would usher in a much needed break from adventure. But they hadn't factored in chaotic holidays, nefarious teeth, and perhaps psychotic children. At least there weren't any dragons this time around. — Next Gen Christmas fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Run, You Clever Boy, and Remember reviews
ON HIATUS! Following 'The Rings of Akhaten', the Doctor lost his story. Forgot, actually, for not even the Oncoming Storm (with a millennia of appetising, wibbly-wobbly memories) could come away from the Old God unscathed.—Amnesic!Eleventh, technically canon compliant.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, Jack H., Martha J.
I Wish I Could Trust You reviews
Just because the Nine Realms could be tricked did not mean that either son of Frigga was a fool. For the estranged brothers were both reckless as well as cunning, and Thor had always been able to see through Loki's illusions. — A different take on 'Thor 2', but could easily be canon.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Ending A Sentence With The Wrong Cranberry reviews
Tony Stark hadn't thought that a 'Bruce-Banner-therapy-session' would be filled with sunshine and blueberries. Still, neither man had expected anything quite this strange to occur. — Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 crossover!
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Thor - Complete
Pity The Living reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Harry had never been guilty of name-hogging. But on a similar note, not everything was well. At least not yet. — Pre-Epilogue with a miscarriage, H/G whomping, and oh so much angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Seconds reviews
Because Ten meeting Eleven was always bound to begin with a bang. As well as fish fingers and apples. —An alternative take to what might occur in the 'Doctor Who' 50th Anniversary.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
It's Not An 'S' reviews
Before the fiery reporter, Kryptonian plots, and nationalistic hero, there were two kids who longed to fly. For Clark Kent and Lana Lang had always known what hope meant, and they saw it in every bird and plane above the wilted grass fields. — 'Man Of Steel' canon.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L. - Complete
Just A Mechanic reviews
After Extremis, Tony Stark couldn't sleep. With fear of the wormhole prickling down his spine, he couldn't even breathe. Which was why he found himself staring at the vial: one containing a virus so simple to cure and utterly easy to take. Because what happy ending comes without a few nightmares? — Takes place before IM3's closing scenes.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] Jarvis, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey - Complete
That's Me, Completely Human reviews
Peter Vincent knew being genre savvy was key; particularly in knowing that a stake, fireball and sunlight would end a vampire horror plot. It was thus a shame he'd never much liked science fiction, and couldn't recognise his broken watch for what it truly was. —Close to canon, rating due to coarse language. Mentions of het and slash, because life is short and David Tennant is hot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fright Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Jack H., Peter V. - Complete
The Rocket's Red Glare reviews
Why wasn't there international assistance against Voldemort? How can the American President be obliviated willy-nilly? Why was the 'dark school' Durmstrang allowed into the Triwizard Tournament, and do Brazilian students learn how to curse hats? Harry Potter's about to get a history lesson and a wake-up call. — Canon, takes place between the final battle and epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different reviews
ON HIATUS! Oh my Rowling, Harry Freaking Potter in canon? For this cracky crossover grab your red vines, touch up on your satanic rituals, feel the sting in your lightning scar, and choreograph your way through Hogwarts. — Takes place in HP6 and mid-way through AVPM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Rebirth reviews
Mary did not want to get involved with anything pertaining to Pagford or the Fields. For she had made a life out of racing away from her guilt, fearful that it would swallow her whole. Yet this Yarvil counsellor will get a headache and an unwelcome reminder with her new client. Canon for "The Casual Vacancy".
Casual Vacancy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Saturday reviews
ON HIATUS! The residents of Pagford were proud to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They didn't wish to be involved with anything strange or mysterious, especially when such nonsense came from a little boy in the Fields. —With the crossover loopholes Rowling left wide open, this was inevitable. Canon for "The Casual Vacancy", no magic for "Harry Potter".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Casual Vacancy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Lily Evans P.
Keep Calm and Carry On reviews
Taking the Tube to King's Cross works for many a muggleborn. It was only a matter of time before Arthur Weasley found out about the fun to be had... Merlin help London's poor commuters! — Pre-Epilogue by a year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Arthur W. - Complete
Babysitting Debacles reviews
Angelina Weasley should have known that pranking the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World' would result in a weekend of babysitting, nargles, migraines, and the contemplated murder of her overly-sensitive brother-in-law. — Crack-y but canon! Post-DH and pre-Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Angelina J., Teddy L., Luna L., James S. P. - Complete