Author has written 21 stories for RENT, Venture Brothers, Legally Blonde, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and 9 to 5.
Name: Riley (or RJ)
My Nicknames: RJ, Rileybell, Tommykins, Collykins, Ratty Corduroy (Only Kassie can call me that), Pookie, Skippy, Emmykins, Em, Emmy, Babycakes
Gender: Womyn (as Enid would spell it)
School: City High School (LITTLE HAWKS!)
Height: 5' 4"
Eye Color: Hazal/Green/Dark Blue (depends on the lighting)
Hair Color: Medium Brown with Light Blonde High Lights
Musical Instruments: Bass Guitar (3 years;lessons); Piano (On And Off 8 Years; Self-Taught); Accustic Guitar (4 Years;Self-Taught)
Favorite Movie: RENT, Legally Blonde, The Producers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Flawless, Newsies, Legally Blonde 2, The Breakfast Club, Hairspray (1988), Little Miss Sunshine, Cats, South Park the Movie, Team America: World Police, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Hairspray (2007), Juno
Favorite TV Show: Law & Order, Scrubs, Everything On Cartoon Network and Adult Swim, The Closer, Saving Grace
Favorite Musicals: Legally Blonde: The Musical,RENT, Bat Boy: The Musical, Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, In The Heights, Spamalot, Altar Boyz, Cats, Company, Avenue Q, tick,tick...BOOM!, Hairspray, The Producers, Bright Lights Big City, You're A Good Man Charlie Brown, Slut: The Musical, RENT: Remixed, Catch Me If You Can, Title Of Show, Spring Awakening, Wicked, High Fedelity, Feeling Electric, Into The Woods
(The Ones Italicized are shows I've Seen Live)
Favorite Actors:Christian Borle, Jesse L. Martin, Wilson Jermaine Heredia, Anthony Rapp, Andy Karl, Jacob Brent, Skylar Astin, Declan Bennett, Harley Jay, Neil Patrick Harris
Favorite Actoress: Laura Bell Bundy, Orfeh, Idina Menzel, Daphne Rubin-Vega, Sara Ramirez
Favorite Song(s) At The Moment: "Dancing Through Life" from Wicked/"As Long As Your Mine" from Wicked/"Valentines Day" by Jonathan Larson/"Understudy Blues" by Noah Weisberg/"Rockstar" sung by Andy Karl and Orfeh/"Brass Monkey" by the Beastie Boys/"Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys/"Good Genes" by Laura Bell Bundy
Favorite Albums On My iPod: Jonathan sings Larson, Legally Blonde (OBCR), RENT (OBCR), RENT: Remixed (From 10/3/07), Infinity On High by Fall Out Boy, Bullet In A Bible by Green Day, Painters Ball by Declan Bennett, Bat Boy (OOBCR), Company (2006 Revival Cast Recording), Wicked (OBCR), Marvin Gaye: Gold Hit, Altar Boyz (OOBCR)
Favorite Music Thing Right Now: The Drum line in "What You Want", the background music to "I've Got a Package!" and the musical interlude at the end of "Dancing Through Life"
My Favorite Pairings
Angel/Collins (OBSESSED WITH THEM)
Roger/Angel (FUNKY IN A GOOD WAY)
Legally Blonde: The Musical
Elle/Emmett (ARE ADORABLE)
Kyle/Paulette (JESUS SHE DESERVES THIS MAN! AFTER DEWEY KYLE IS A GOD SEND AND SHE IS SUCH A GOOD PERSON! KYLE IS PERFECT FOR HER!)
Kiki The Colorist/Aaron Schultz (THE CHARACTERS PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT BELONG TOGETHER!)
EmmettKyle (That is the best friendship ever I could so see them like doing the stupidest shit together)
Juno/Bleeker (Just because LOL)
Law & Order/Flawless
Ed/Cha-Cha (You know they are meant to be)
Lupo/Cha-Cha (The Unlikely couple of Amazingness)
Bat Boy: The Musical
Edgar/Shelley (WHO CARES IF THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER AS CHRIS CROCKER SAID: "Biologically We're Brothers But Spiritually We're Lovers")
Seaweed/Penny (KICK BUTT)
Elphaba/Fiyero (THEY ARE MET TO BE!)
Glinda/Boq (Because Really I just like a good Boq fic XD)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog
Billy (Dr. Horrible)/Penny
1. Emmett (Legally Blonde)
2. Collins (RENT)
3. Angel (RENT)
4. Det. Ed Green (Law & Order)
5. Cha-Cha De Los Santos Perez Cueva (Flawless)
6. Paulette (Legally Blonde)
7. Kyle The UPS Guy (Legally Blonde)
8. Elle (Legally Blonde)
9. Boq (Wicked)
10. Kiki the Colorist (Legally Blonde)
11. Georg (Spring Awakening)
12. Moritz (Spring Awakening)
13. Billy aka Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog)
14. Penny (Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog)
15. Brendan (Home Movies)
16. Jason (Home Movies)
If you regularly obsess about how "One Song Glory" was Roger's real one song glory and "Your Eyes" just doesn't cut it, copy this into your profile.
If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.
If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile
If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever thought that it would be cool to get AIDS, slap yourself and then copy this into your profile. (and I actually did slap myself)
If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.
If you look up to Collins and wish he was related to you, copy this into your profile.
If you wish you were Seaweed's 'checkerboard chick', copy this into your profile
If you think Seaweed is hotter and cooler than Link Larkin, copy this into your profile
If you don't know whether it's your second, your third...but you're loving it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can define Malum Prohibitum and Malum Insae on the spot, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've got a package for Miss Paulette Bonafonte, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've won a fullbright and a rhodes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're gonna take it like a man, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've got a chip on your shoulder and it's big as a boulder, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're driven as hell, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wonder whatever happened to your part, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've found your grail and it is musical theatre, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think RENT: Remixed isn't the worst thing ever, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want to Save RENT, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever hip hop danced to "Take Me or Leave Me" and "Happy New Year" from RENT: Remixed, copy and paste this into your profile
If you draw a little heart, draw a little arrow, and draw a little blood for Va-Va-Va-Valentines day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're a rockstar, dig, and you live like a rockstar, big, copy and paste this into your profile
If CATS was your first ever musical and you are not ashamed to still like it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you cried when Ed Green packed up his belongings and left the 2-7 forever, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that Lupo would punch Kevin Bernard like Elliot did, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've got a fetish for Jew fro, then fuck off because Noah Weisberg belongs to Kassie Rivera.
If you think Newsies deserves a Broadway production way more than The Little Mermaid did, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried on Labor Day (September 1 2008) Because You Realized It was RENT's Last week on Broadway, Copy and Paste this into your profile.
If you think Boq is so MUCH better than Fiyero, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want Boq to be your hero, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Obama/Biden pwn McCain/Palin, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud Democrat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're not old enough to vote but still have political opinions, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have Chakra Encoded Ninja Info Cards, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're over NINE THOUSAND!, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get A BOOT TO THE HEAD, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you can see Russia from your window, copy and paste this into your profile
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE
3/24/08: MY Computer has official basically died! and Trapped in Tugger's (That shows how old the damn laptop is I've had it sense I was in my Pre-RENT phase where I loved Cats way to much) hard drive are new fics that I hope to retrieve from it with the help of my father and posibly the geek squad, until then I am singing the "Broken Computer Blues" It's much like the "Understudy Blues" Minus the poisoning of a certain Christian Borle XD anyway...If I retreive them from there I'll Post them ASAP! If not I'll write a hella long Chappie fic like "A Bet" to make up for it! And until I get my new computer and get out of the loaner my dad got me from his office expect no updates or new fics.
3/26/08: OMIGOD! I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO SEE RENT ON BROADWAY SINCE THEY EXTENDED THE CLOSING DATE UNTIL SEPTEMBER 7 2008! AND I AM GOING TO NYC THIS SUMMER! SO I'LL GET TO SEE IT! AND AND NOAH WEISBERG GAVE ME ACTING ADVICE ON IMANACTOR.COM! I SENT HIM A PM TELLING HIM HOW GREAT I THOUGHT THE SITE WAS AND IF HE HAD ANY ADVICE! AND OMIGOD HE REPLIED! DUDE TODAY IS JUST AWESOME!
5/3/08: I am hella bored right now no one is online or can talk so it's super boring.
7/20/08: Today is my Popsicle's 58th Birthday and sadly (We knew the day would have to come) it's Andy Karl, Laura Bell Bundy and Natalie Joy Johnson's last day in the cast of Legally Blonde, they'll be missed and all though they will never read this I'd like to wish them all the best in their future work and I can't wait to see what they do next. Also I saw Wicked last Wednesday and it was amazing and after the show I met the Fiyero (Kristoffer Crusick) and the Glinda U/S we saw (Michelle London) and it was pure amazingness and also I saw Mamma Mia! on Friday night with my sister and my oldest Neice, it was awesome! I loved it! Seriously it had me laughing the whole time.
7/21/08: TODAY WE FIND OUT WHO WINS THE ROLE OF ELLE WOODS ON BROADWAY! finger crossed GO AUTUMN! KICK BAILEY'S BUTT! (LATER ON IN THE DAY!) Bailey Won! She's pretty good so I guess it's all good! CONGRATS BAILEY!
8/4/08: Guess What?! I AM REALLY REALLY SICK! So I am confined to my bed as I recover from massive Illness (nothing to be worried about I just got four different viruses at the same time) So I am gonna take such time to gather my thoughts and put some onto Paper (or rather word) so expect some new fics in the coming days. I went to Minnesota with my WHOLE family (Nieces, Sister, Brother In-Law) everyone! And my best friend Lea went along too! But the second day we were there...I got Ill, so yeah. While we were there though we saw a local production of Into The Woods and it was REALLY GOOD! Hard to believe some of those actors were my age they seemed so professional!
9/4/08: Well, My SECOND computer this year just broke, like DIED broke. So I am using my mom's comp for the next couple of days and then my mom and dad are taking me to get a new comp that they are ACTUALLY gonna buy (my past four have all been hand-me down PC's from my mom's work) so they are actually gonna buy me an iBOOK! YES MAC! I am happy because I actually prefer Mac and PC's have been so unreliable for me. So yeah anyway that's my update.
9/5/08: Change In Plans...New Computer is gonna be a PINK Dell (or maybe Scarlet Red I can't pick) anyway...yeah I love dell as much as Mac so It's okay...Hell I take anything except NT, IBM, ACER or Gateway. I wouldn't mind an HP computer really...ANYWAY...yeah which means it'll be a Vista...which in fact is really anoying me now as I use my mom's comp (she has a vista). I really think I am THAT mentally disabled because I can't grasp it because it really can't be THAT infuriating to everyone dripping with sarcasm...I'll get used to it though because my new comp is gonna be so hella tight I won't care.
9/19/08: Okay So I got a new computer and also I have recently Discovered the Wonder That is...DR. HORRIBLE'S SING-A-LONG BLOG! OMIGOD! IT IS INCREDIBLE! Anyway..yeah..and I am seeing RENT two times next week...as a town with the Final Performance Film a couple towns over. YAYNESS!
3/28/09: Long Time No Update HUH?! Well I've been rather busy with school and such but I'm working on a couple of fics right now a new LBTM one and a few other projects. Anyway in other news on 1/31/09 I saw Legally Blonde live for the first time with...wait for it...LAURA BELL BUNDY PLAYING ELLE WOODS! It was pretty amazing...and she was unbelievable...and UGH it was just...no way to explain it. And I met her at stage door and she is just the nicest person ever. Anyway...much love...I'll be writing some more stuff so keep an eye out for it.