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Author has written 6 stories for Song of the Lioness, Lord of the Flies, Twilight, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Pandora didn't think outside the box...

English does not borrow from other languages...it follows them down dark alleys, beats the stuffing out of them, and searches their pockets for loose grammar. ~Unknown

Tonight the brightest moon in a hundred years, Floods the streets of Rome and I am standing here, Wondering where the ghosts of antiquity, Hide on nights like this once a century, Where do shadows fall when there's only light, Why'd you follow me halfway 'round the world tonight, What I'd give right now not to even care,
And then this could be someone else's prayer...

~"Someone Else's Prayer" by Mary Chapin Carpenter

I sometimes think that war is necessary, but every night I pray for peace on earth, and I hand out my dollars to the homeless, but believe that every able soul should work. My father gave me my shot gun, that I'll hand down, to my son, try to teach him everything it means. I'm a man of my convictions, call me wrong, call me right, but I bring my better angels to very fight. You may not like where I'm goin', but you sure know where I stand,

Hate me if you want to, Love me if you can...

~Toby Keith, "Love Me If You Can"

Random stuff:

I think that the Twilight series and the Inheritance Trilogy are some of THE WORST books ever written. You don't agree with me...too bad. No amount of persuasion will change my mind.

NOTE: For anybody who cares about my story "A 'Father's' Funeral"...I have the next three chapters written but I currently have no access to them. They are on the computer that I used, prior to owning my laptop. Sense then it has obtained a virus, and has yet to be fixed. Once the computer is fixed I will be updating it once again. When that will be...I do not know.

"Everytime I have ever wanted anything in life there has been an Eskimo standing in my way." ~Shawn Hunter (Boy Meets World)

Be a rebel, wear a pocket protector.~Dr. Gregory House

Abstract Expressionism was invented by New York drunks. ~Joni Mitchell-singer,songwriter, artist (I am an artist and absolutly love this quote, I do not think that "abstract" and "modern" art should be considered art in any way, shape, or form. Plus, I love Joni Mitchell's music, look into her sometime.)

And the seasons they go 'round and 'round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We're captive on the carousel of time
We can't return we can only look behind
From where we came,
and go round and round and round
In the circle game
~From "The Circle Game" by Joni Mitchell

A great writer creates a world of his own and his readers are proud to live in it. A lesser writer may entice them in for a moment, but soon he will watch them filing out. ~Cyril Connolly (1903 - 1974) British writer and journalist.

It's a mystery, the creative process, inspiration is a mystery, but I think that as long as you still have questions the muse has got to be there. You throw a question out to the muses and maybe they drop something back on you. ~Joni Mitchell-singer,songwriter, artist

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Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Hope Comes From Within by Lela-of-Bast reviews
Kel was widowed when Dom died in battle, but he's left behind a child. How will Kel deal with her new life? Please R and R.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,476 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Grace, Charm, Kartik? by Royal Typewriter reviews
When Kartik is finally given the chance to prove himself to the Rakshana, he is thrilled. But what is it going to take?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007
Drabbles by Lela-of-Bast reviews
Exactly what the title says, drabbles on many, many, many different characters. Now includes Circle & Tortall characters! 2 Newest Chapters: Sandry and Thom. Please R & R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Tortall, Circle of Magic
Masquerade by Spuffy57 reviews
Gemma goes to a masquerade party with Ann and Felicity. Who does she end up seeing there? What will happen between them at a masquerade party when they can hide who they are?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
Tell Him by Lela-of-Bast reviews
How our favorite Tortallan ladies, conventional or not, told their husbandsor lovers that they were expecting. Now showing: Sabine of Macayhill. SPOILER ALERT FOR TERRIER, Chapters 19, 23, and 25 only. Please read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,832 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Tortall
Bump in the Day? by Royal Typewriter reviews
A oneshot about our favorite Rakshana in training, Kartik, going about his business.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
When You Know What You Want by Royal Typewriter reviews
Finding what you want is never easy.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
100 Years To Live by Olive Hills reviews
Songfic. Numairs perspective on his life DN. The other veirsion of this that I put up had some sort of problem? Thank you Daugter of Nature for reveiwing the other veision!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Tortall - Complete
I Know by writing1988 reviews
Just a little tidbit on George and Alanna, sometime after they're married. Oneshot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Rosto's Confession by Eaglefire reviews
After Verene dies, Phelan confines himself in her room until Rosto the Piper shows up and tells him a startling tale. Oneshot.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Sleep Lilly by Vbabe11 reviews
Super short One shot of Lily and Snape. Keeping true to the book, Snape tells her he loves her while she sleeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Patronus by dark-hearted rose reviews
Oneshot. Snape casts a Patronus. Set prebooks, just after the first fall of Voldemort. DH SPOILERS. LilySnape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spouse Creature by sir katherine reviews
Sometime between Lady Knight and Trickster's Choice Daine and Numair get married. I'm not exactly sure how the timelines workout with Totall being at war but I've set it at the palace.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Midnight Whispers by inksmudged reviews
A series of oneshots featuring manly dreams of feminine wiles. Various pairings. [Original: Kartik dreams of a special visitor. But is it a dream?] [Update: Ithal longs for Felicity, but knows he can never have her.] Updated sporadically.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Wedding Obstacles REVISED by ReadingRobyn reviews
Daine agrees to marry Numair, but there is one thing standing in the way, and his name is Prince James.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Tortall
Reflections by GrayGoddess reviews
Oneshot. Felicity sits, years after the books take place, remembering Ithal. A completely random thing that just came into my head. Please R&R.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Observations of the Analytical by wickedsugarrush reviews
A dangerous thought of the potions master. It leaves him with a very gloomy, very foreshadowing, cloud over his head. One shot thing with no pairing, or alot of them and it's just all very vague.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Nawat by Personification of Fluff reviews
Or: the Importance of Pocekts A short story about Nawat while separated from Aly. Contains spoilers to Trickster's Queen and some sexuality.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Beltane Fever by idyllic nocturne reviews
Beka has a fever, one Beltane night. Who but our brilliant Rosto will come and help? Spoilers for the very end of Terrier.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Tortall - Complete
The Fellowship of the Fertility Drugs by vanishingact reviews
One Prescription to rule them all, One Prescription to find them, One Prescription to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In PrincetonPlainsboro, where House and the Ducklings lie...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - G. House
The Ultimate CrossOver by Queen of Anonymity reviews
When one of Neville's potions goes awry, characters from Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter are transported to the land of Tortall. Chapter 5 posted! READ AND REVIEW!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
Health Class by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
Wyldon has decided to put Kel and the gang in Health Class. Fun ensues, romance blooms, and homework assignments that have EVERYONE embarrassed. K&N ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Outside Looking In by wierd-zar reviews
Snape on James and Lily's wedding. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
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Two Warriors reviews
To the untrained eye, that fan was a mere decoration for a delicate flower of a noble woman, but I knew that it could be just as dangerous as it was pretty…much like its owner. SokkaxSuki, T for Safety. Sokka's POV.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
I'm No Angel reviews
BEKA X ROSTO. Rosto wants to know why Beka won't be with him, and by reading her journal, he learns something about her.[Chapter Two Up]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Tortall
One Final Message reviews
A poem covering the final moments of Queen Kalasin, as in mother of Thayet, before her suicide. Rated T for suicide. Please R&R. Reposted due to some minor changes.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper reviews
One Shot. This takes place during New Moon, during the seperation. It covers not only Bella's feelings but Edward's as well, with a twist to the ending.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Lord of the Flies: Mrs Carrie Edition reviews
[CHAPTER 2 UP: THE CRASH] A modern day LotF: Okay so an adult did survive the crash, unfortunately for these high school freshmen, it is Mrs. Carrie the most frightening and crazy teacher at the high school, please R&R.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
A Father's Funeral reviews
This is the gap between A:tFA and ItHoTG. In ItHotG we hear of Lord Alan's death, but we never hear about what happens at the funeral or anything. More Inside. Chapt 2 up.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006