Houseketeer
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Joined 11-01-06, id: 1157361
Author has written 23 stories for House, M.D..

There is NO other pairing than HouseCam.

Unless I read your HouseCam first and you're fucking awesome.

I melt for the relationship where he loves her desperately but is forbidden to do anything about it. I melt more when he does it anyway.

I get curious about the authors, so here is my quid pro quo:

I'm 25; I have blue eyes and brown wavy shoulder length hair. I'm about to move home from Honolulu to Minneapolis. I've stopped caring about things that don't have something to do with House M.D. I've stopped remembering there are things that don't have anything to do with House M.D.

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Unfair by NaiveEve reviews
She is in love, and there is nothing she can do about it. It is unfair. Cameron decides she must distance herself from House, but has he changed his mind about her? Does he object to her distancing? Rated M for smut and language.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,588 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/15/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Homeostasis by NaiveEve reviews
Smut. House is surprised with himself when he becomes intrigued by a mysterious young woman. Is she flirting with him? Usually he has such strict self control in these matters. Usually… House&OFC.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 135,178 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - G. House
Forbidden Games by Mikki13 reviews
Cameron engages in a 'forbidden game.'
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House
Play the Game by mishy-mo reviews
First in the 'Play the Game' Series. House issued Cameron a challenge, after thinking it over she accepts. But nothing is ever that simple. Mini spoliers for S3. HouseCameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
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Soundtrack from Secretary reviews
Warning: this fic contains BDSM. I used to say tasteful BDSM, but a reader has recently informed me that this description is erroneous, and that reading the story makes her want to excise part of her brain. It will be safer to simply avoid reading it.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Time Is On My Side reviews
House, Cameron, HouseCam HouseCameron. This story started life as a one shot, but grew. Cameron plans to ask House out until either he or she can take no more.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Waiting reviews
It's one of those stories where House and Cameron end up having sex, because that's what I do. HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Satin Boys reviews
Cameron runs into House and Wilson at a bar she’s going home with one of them. HouseCameron, smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Triangle reviews
This is a sequel to No Strings but you totally don’t have to read that first. House finds out about Cameron’s relationship with Cuddy and confronts her. HouseCameron, cameroncuddy, smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Let's Get Pancakes reviews
what happened after the monster truck rally.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Try reviews
Post Ep 3x24. House plays guitar, then phones Cameron.HouseCameron, smut
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
It's Called Sex reviews
Set the day after House eats the Macadamia pancakes. Wilson gets an eyeful House and Cameron do it for the second time.HouseCameron, smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
You Belong To Me reviews
CameronCuddy plotless possessive!porn. Smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - A. Cameron, L. Cuddy
Decisions, Decisions reviews
This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story. Cameron invites House to a dinner party: what should he do? By my count eleven possible paths lead to the four unique endings.HouseCameron, smut
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
This Has Got To Stop reviews
Time has passed, and House is in a established relationship with Cuddy. This has got to stop. HouseCameron, smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/27/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
What Does a Guy Have To Do reviews
Smut, HouseCameron Happy Birthday hughsbeautiful! This fic is a postep for episodes 2x20 and 2x21, Euphoria, which contain one of hughsbeautiful’s favorite HouseCam moments.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/12/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Infidelity reviews
A smutty drabble for Marymanet's birthday. Not even marriage changes the fact Cameron can't say no to House.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
No Strings reviews
Warnings: Smut. CuddyCameron.Summary: Post Ep for 3x17. Cuddy warns Cameron off of nostrings sex because she might get hurt, but Cameron can hear her actual concern in her voice.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - L. Cuddy, A. Cameron - Complete
You Kissed Him reviews
Warnings: Smut. Post ep for 3x16, so beware of canon moments and icky ChaseCameron.Summary: Established HouseCameron relationship. Smutty oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
No Discussion reviews
Smutty HouseCameron one shot set on St. Patrick's Day. House and the ducklings dining together has become a tradition. Tonight she's not going home with Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
No Flowers Or Birds Or Pretty Girls reviews
An entry for LJ's hcsmutathon challenge. the prompt was to rewrite the 3x11 Hug to a smutty ending. Smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/23/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
What You're Going To Do reviews
House finds Cameron on the hospital roof, contemplating a proposal of marriage.SMUT.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
You're Mine reviews
Cameron makes a successful play for House’s attention, which results in closet!smut. HouseCameron, hints of insignificant ChaseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Oxymoron reviews
A postep to Merry Little Christmas.House Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Endorphins reviews
After bandaging House's cuts, Cameron doesn not go back to the hospital
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Cyber Cam reviews
By NaiveEve and Houseketeer. To avoid pressing thoughts of Cameron, House logs on to chat. He meets someone interesting, but his conversation with her can do nothing but remind him of what he’s denied himself. Pairings: HouseCameron, HouseOFC
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/27/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
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