Brother Grimace
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Joined 06-11-00, id: 11574
Author has written 43 stories for Daria, StarTrek: Voyager, and Harry Potter.
I am an aspiring scriptwriter from Peoria, IL (also translates as: 'behind the Corn Curtain).I'm a big fan of- well, a lot of stuff. More of the vapid, ghoulishly bland existance that I call my life later...
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The Almond Ninjas! reviews
Stacy Rowe has Joined Jake Morgendorffer in his battle against the evil squirrels - and now, they know it!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
LLH Mini Legionnaires 101
The Legion's competition at the United States Academy of Extranormal Studies - the team known as 'The Alliance' - takes a moment to study the Legionnaires. Takes place before LLH 12.6.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
LLH Mini 2 'Fraternity Brothers'
While at USAES for training with the rest of the Legion, Tom Sloane rooms with a past acquaintence... who is not entirely happy to see him.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
LLH Mini For The Boys at Camp Victory
Daria does a good thing for the United States Marine Corps. Semper Fi, boys!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
LLH Mini Dinner
The 'empty nest' syndrome hits the Morgendorffer household in this
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Her Little Secret reviews
Janet Barch has found a way to ease the stress of her life. It's nothing like you'd ever expect, though... not in a million years.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Death From Above reviews
From the '1,001 Ways To Kill Tom Sloane' thread on PPMB comes this quickfic, where Tom gets into a sticky wicket for the final time... and boy, is it sticky!
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Origins of the Ringbearers Michael
Based on the Ringbearer concept from Daria fanfiction, this multi-part fic deals with a man in a world like Daria's and yet different, with several familiar faces, as he tries to atone for a lifetime of wrongs.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Published: 1/25/2009
The Trouble With Veronica reviews
What's with 'the third Morgendorffer sister' - where is she and why don't we ever see her around the house? Helen, Daria and Quinn head to Grove Hills to see the youngest Morgendorffer - and you know what happens when 'Barksdale women' get together...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Helen, The Depths of Her Own Mind
The fourth entry in the 'Visitations' entry finds Helen Morgendorffer looking down the paths not taken... and wondering if the choices she's made were the right ones.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Like Sandi, In The Hourglass
The third in the 'Visitations' series, Sandi gets a visit from 'the man'... and perhaps, is the better for it.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Legion of Lawndale Heroes 'Mini' 'Waif Fu'
Sandi and Stacy go shopping. A trio of young punks decide to jump the two Legionnaires. Things get kinda sad after that.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
LLH 'Mini' 8 'Meta Yo Mama'
Even young superheroes play 'Yo Mama' for fun, as the Legion's advisor finds out during an early-evening patrol of Legion Tower.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
LLH 'Mini' 'A Quintessential Attitude' reviews
Quinn's always been considered shallow - but as the newest Legionnaire discovers, even the carrot-topped fashion fiend has a heart.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
LLH Special 1 'A Legion Halloween' reviews
A LLH Special set between Chapters Thirteen and Fourteen, the Legion holds a costume ball. Several Legionnaires fight a real Halloween horror, and one discovers a secret that could change her life forever.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
He's The QB
The fifth 'Visitations' story, this one focuses around Kevin Thompson, the war in Iraq and two very familiar faces arguing over the QB...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Good Deed For The Day
Daria does a good deed. No horrid consequences ensue.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Getting On With Living
Jane has to verbally dress down a girl who's a bit too much into her past relationship with Tom Sloane. Based on an 'Iron Chef' challenge.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
DAYLIGHT 'The Essentials of Everyday Living'
From the 'Daylight' universe, this story features the members of The Alliance as they meet new friends - and a possible enemy - in the ruins of Fostoria, Ohio. Sorry - no zombies here!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
DAYLIGHT 'Kitchen Duty'
Set in the 'Dalight' universe, Daria and Sandi are stuck in the kitchen - together. Cyniciam and sadness rises like bread dough.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
DAYLIGHT 'Baked Alaska' reviews
Set in the 'Daylight' shared worlds setting of Daria fanfiction, Legionnaire Julia Carlyle takes a trip up to the Last Frontier to find old friends and enemies, and an unimaginable disaster...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
A Path of Roses and Thorns Part II reviews
The story of Daria’s favorite aunt’s trip down the aisle continues, complete with more bumps! Second of four parts.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
A Path of Roses and Thorns
Daria’s Aunt Amy is getting married! Set in the 'Falling Into College' universe and told in flashback from the wedding day itself, it’s the story of how Aunt Amy managed to get on that bumpy road to the altar! First of four parts.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,899 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
3D Chess reviews
Could the problems with everyone in Lawndale be caused by the gods? A Daria fic, tinged with a bit of mythology and chock-full of the disdainful glare Daria fans know and love!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
The Garbagemen and their Muse reviews
Remember that saying, 'Someone's ALWAYS paying attention? Two garbagemen happen to notice more about the lives of OH and the Family Morgendorffer than they'd ever imagine!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007
Shipping Overnight
The second of the 'Visitations' fics, Trent gets a visit from the 'welldressed man'... and deals with some unresolved feelings. A tiein with the 'LookAlike Series'.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,099 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
The One Day We Forget reviews
Based on a BGAngelinhel challenge, this fic follows Jake and a toddler Quinn on a Memorial Day visit to Arlington National Cemetary.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007
My Harry PotterDaria Crossover reviews
Just saying the name of the Chief Death Eater can bring swift and painful death and suffering to those in the Wizarding World! Unfortunately for the Death Eaters, these select folks aren't from there!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
My BuffyStar Trek: Voyager Crossover reviews
Insane over losing Tara, Dark Willow's causing havok through multiple realities! Captain Janeway has the means to stop her but it means giving up something irreplacable to her...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Word of the Week reviews
Stacy wants to study, but it's Sandi who gets the real education as Stacy shows her the meaning of a new word!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
The Thieving Pizza Fairies
At Raft University, everyone loves the E.B.A. pizza. Someone, however, loves them a little too much, and an urban legend about disappearing pizzas has grown up around them. Who are the 'Thieving Pizza Fairies?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
My Angsty Ending to the 'FiC' Series
Just a little something I jimmed up over on PPMB. Think of it as a little tribute to a 'Daria' fanfic series that I really like.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Lunchtime, Doubly So
Another 'Iron Chef' entry from PPMB, this time catches up with the Fashion Club and Daria several yeas out from High School. The changes, they are many...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Forever Sleeping Beauty
An 'Iron Chef' submission from PPMB, where Stacy finally stops being a doorstop and gets a fairytale life... OR DOES SHE?
Daria - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Air Bed
In this sortof followup to 'It's All About Respect', Daria finds that she likes to sleep above her covers FOUR FEET above her covers. Jane happens to have words on the subject, too. Those words, of course, are 'Oh, Trent...'
Daria - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
A Slice of Pizza reviews
Mack and Brittany meet for the first time since graduating LHS, and some serious truths are uncovered.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
A Chunk of a Conversation
Daria and Quinn talk about a PPMB thread, and things about the Mom and Dad come up. Ewwwww!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Crusts Of Pizza reviews
Based on an 'Iron Chef' challenge, this is an angsty postcanon Christmas fic featuring Brittany and Kevin. A sequel to 'A Slice Of Pizza'.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Unca Trent's Advice reviews
Based on a PPMB 'Iron Chef' challenge, we get a look at the life of Jane's teenage son, and the results of listening to his favorite uncle's sage words.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2003
Another Stupid Daria Internship Fic' reviews
Set after 'IICY', Daria relaxes at home with a... special guest. Fecal matter does occur. (WARNING! TV-14DLV - and I mean it!)
Daria - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
The Devil In Miss Morgendorffer' reviews
Set at the end of Season Two, Our Heroine plays one prank too many - and she learns that there are some things that you just can't make right... (WARNING! TV-14-DSLV... REALLY!)
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2003
Victory Lane reviews
Created for CINCGREEN's 'Fanfic Throwdown II', this is an alternate-world look at Lawndale if 'the events of 'Esteemsters' had not occurred.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2003
The Sun Will Come Out, Tomorrow reviews
Based on TLAS: Season Two, Our Heroine and a mysterious stranger take a hard, harsh look at who and why Daria is as she is.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2003