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Joined 11-01-06, id: 1157605, Profile Updated: 03-13-08
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

"Silly rabbit, if you wish for trix, You must hate, hate and destroy those who dont share." " If you die, i'll kill you."- Coweena's profile. That is like the greatest saying ever.

"Money can't buy happyness but it sure can get you alot of other cool shit"

"Nothing fallen about this angel. I jumped."

"Even my deviousness know some bounds."

No idea who said any of those but they are some of my favorite quotes...

Yes it is it I Ana. My hair is short and blond. My eyes are and always have been blue or grey, they’re a little light to be blue. I? am… well… let’s just say my hair says it all… My personality is out going friend and generally… blond. Those are good days, others I am down mopey and have a general stabby death the world kinda attitude. The later are days when I write fanfiction. But for the most part as a level I am lazy sarcastic and terminally annoying and I admit it.

My likes and dislikes change almost as much as fashion but for right now…

Likes: Manga/Anime, JROCK (Gazerock is not Dead w ), Yaoi, Cats, ENERGY DRINKS (red bull gives you WINGS), ramen, sushi, tiramisu, and uhh… cookies? But everyone likes cookies and if you don’t… -glare-.

Dislikes: DOGS they must DIE stupid whiny clingy little grr (cat person).., Chocolate don’t kill me I go through phases where I like it but I mostly don’t like it, being extremely hot/cold, my father, and dogs... they deserve a second mention...

I write exclusively for Naruto and have only written for two pairing so far. Itasasu and ItaNeji. Yes I write Yaoi get over it already…

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Black And White by The Silver Wolf reviews
I Do Not Own suke's a street whore, Itachi's the most popular. How in the HELL do these two manage to live in the same house?ItaSasu, also VERY slight NaruSasu and GaaSasu. DISCONTINUED INDEFINATELY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Vampires Don't Drink Tea by dust.bunny.agency reviews
[ItaSasu] In the vampire realm humans are used as slaves. When Sasuke is taken as a slave and sold to Itachi,a powerful vampire, he wasn't expecting to become a star player in the vampire's hectic life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Behind Cell Block Thirteen by JesaWicked reviews
Neji Hyuuga got arrested for murdering and raping an innocent woman. Problem is, he was framed. Now he is stuck with a known mass murder as his cellmate. Language, Violence, YAOI, NeGa, OOC, AU -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,223 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
My Dwindling Sanity by Dr. Hairspray reviews
Hyuuga Neji ... and Uchiha Itachi ... in a beauty salon. Yes, it may SOUND crazy. But with paranoid little brothers, lecherous Akatsuki leaders, schemes, and any sort of plot thrown out the window, it doesn't just sound crazy ... it IS. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,408 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Itachi U., Neji H.
Playing With Aniki! by Kisa Masaki-san reviews
[Par: ItachiSasuke Uchihacest] Little did little Sasuke know that when he come home from school would he expect to see his aniki kissing some girl. He also didn't expect to end up being with his brother in a brotherly relationship
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love is Blind by mistress0of0sin reviews
AU Sasuke and itachi, both brothers who love each other more than normal brothers should. will they tell each other or be bound by their parents and society's way of thinking? please read! and please review! uchihacest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Raven in a Locket by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sasuke has to deal with his emotions and pain when his brother returns after years of being apart. It's going to be hard as he tries to get answers to his brothers actions, and he's own new feelings. AU Yaoi Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,376 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Stash by Human Inuaysha reviews
Oh no little Sasuke has stumbled upon his older brother's collection of things. Now the boy starts asking his brother very uncomfortable questions about why the people are wrestling naked. AN:This is before the older brother killed everyone. itachixsasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,750 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Filming Naruto by JuliTina reviews
Things are not what they seem behind the Naruto film set. A total disregard for canon. ItaSasu pairing and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
My Immortal by Shiro Ryuu reviews
[AU] Kharl is a very modern, moral vampire. He's even become a productive part of society, working as a private tutor. He's got everything under control, really. Until he meets his latest student. KharlxRath. FINISHED!
Dragon Knights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,668 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Uchiha's Game by ame shiroi reviews
He makes the cutest noises when I ‘play’ with him. He smiles almost coyly at me and says in a childish voice “Aniki, come play with me.” Threeshot. Itasasu. Lemon, uchihacest. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
dominatiion rhymes with abomination by listwriter reviews
Maybe quite MA. I'm not sure. Uchihacest is the word here. Finally Sasuke catches his brother. Not suitible for young eyes...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bastards Of Youth by supersexyninjajunjun reviews
Sasuke, Neji, Haku, Kiba and Sai are in a band and want to make it big. Gaara and his siblings own a record label. Can't give away more then that.Pairings are SaixSasuke GaaraxHaku NejixNaru KibaxHinata SakuxLee Please read its good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sai, Sasuke U.
Forbidden by Saki K reviews
Unable to take anymore of the cruel reality, Sasuke is shutting himself in the past...[itasasu, uchihacest] rated M for lemon on the later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ame Rain by Hellagoddess reviews
Uchihacest. “Wwhat did I do? Aniki?” I whisper, the immobilizing fear that I’ve somehow upset him suddenly overwhelms me. I want to make it right with all my heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
After the Fall by Odyssion reviews
It didn't take all the king's horses and all the king's men. All it took was one little brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of White Eyes and Clay Birds by Naruyaoi reviews
Deidara finds himself bored during a wedding between Hyuuga Hinata and the Akatsuki's Uchiha Itachi. Who does he find to aliviate his boredom but the untouchable Hyuuga Neji. Shonen aiYaoi warning. ItachiHinata NejiDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Deidara, Neji H.
You're Pretty Good at This by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
Neither were entirely sure how it had come to this, but they were both very glad it had. [Itachi X Deidara, yaoi, biting fetish, hints of Sasori X Deidara]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
I Realised by Saki K reviews
...Sasuke was laying on the wooden floor, free of clothing, and covered in blood, not unlike the color of my eyes. Tears were streaming down his blackblue eyes and he was breathing unevenly... Uchihacest OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deity by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
LOOK AT ME! by crinklescofftrip reviews
KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Early Bird Gets What? by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi gets up every morning to try and make himself more attractive than he already is. Kisame thinks that this is vanity. Itachi has other reasons...Onesided KisaIta YOAI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Itachi U.
Ignorance is Bliss by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Under The Covers by Aki-niichan Aki's Notebook reviews
Shotakon warning. Kaoru and Mikagami seem to be confused about sex and payment.
Flame of Recca - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2000
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Holidays aren't Perfect reviews
The holidays of four people are filled with sex, angst, and drama! Needless to say their holidays are not perfect. C'est la Vie. Itasasu Kisaita Sasunaru Angst, Lemon, Noncon PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
I would never hurt you reviews
Sasuke comes home one day confused about a certain school subject. Can Itachi make him understand? ItaSasu PWP Inc Anal Shouta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Beautiful Death reviews
Neji wants to plan his own death but who will he get to do it? ItaNeji PWP OOC MM Eventual Death Tort Anal Abuse Oral HJ renamed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Itachi U., Neji H.
Bloody Sensations reviews
Itachi is indulging himself in a little fun and things get out of hand. Itasasu Short Oneshot containing Inc MM BP Tort Death Violence read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Needs to be Done reviews
Itachi would do anything to protect Sasuke from abusive parents Sasuke's not sure how he feels about that.. AU ItaSasu Oneshot Incest Smut among other things
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mile High Club reviews
AU Itachi, a business man, gets bored on a plane trip and joins the mile high club with a flirtatious flight attendent. ItaSasu Inc Anal HJ.. currently in rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Loved You reviews
Sasuke realises something. Itachi takes something. Itasasu Oneshot PWP Inc Anal Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete