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Joined 11-01-06, id: 1157723
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

A few random things about me:

I LOVE all things Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Cirque Du Freak, and Maximum Ride, Alana/Daine/Keldray/Aly, and Jacky Faber,

I was a pirate in a past life,

My dog once burped hello to me,

I sleep with a blankie,

Ace Ventura is my hero,

I dont care what you say, Elivis is still alive,

I whole-heartedlly belive that the Monty Python creators are gods,

The Whole Nine Yards and the Whole Ten Yards make me laugh 'til Dr. Pepper comes out my nose every time I watch them,

I know that Jonny Depp had made a deal with the devil because no matter he wears or does he is still the hottest man on the panet (think Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Pirates),

I'm a peta2.com addict,

I no likie myspace,

I would die without my ipod,

I secretly wish I was British,

I plan on watching RENT at least 307 times before I die,

I watch LOST and Heroes religiously,

She's the Man is better than crack,

and yeah im gonna stop there.

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The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Draco and Hermione were both killed during a prank gone wrong. Sentenced to eternal damnation their punishments are to be with each other 24 7. Will they be able to get a long and try to find a way to redemption? warning: sick humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Confessions of Two Teenage Muggles by Nishi Ichijo reviews
It was only three months after Mia's sweet sixteen. But, then again, this was Mia, so, I guess...it wasn't all that sweet. Anyway, we were watching a movie, and...everything...changed. Don't ask me how, don't ask me why. All I know is it happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - OC, Remus L. - Complete
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Donde Estan Mis Pantalones? reviews
Draco wakes up to find himself in a very...interesting situation. This is just a short little thingy that I had stuck in my head. I may continue it, I may not. Oneshot. for now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
DesTiny's Sick Joke reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Darren Shan and Harry Potter switched places? Read and find out! rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Harry P.
Voldemort'sSuicide? reviews
im not so good at summarys but wormtail frollicks and voldemort picks his nose. told i wasnt good at summarys. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete