![]() Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. pen name: saruke_101 real name: jessica age: 16 weight:114lbs. gender: female duh! height:4 feet 10 inches(short as ed elric) About me i love anime and am otaku. i also read real books. i like tons of anime and many diffrent books and movies. i live in texas. i know a little german. i will try to translate my stories in german. I'm learning japanese. TO THOSE WHO READ THE JAMES SNAPE POTTER MALFOY I am trying to upload it. Let's hope it works. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am a member of the LGBTQQIAA community. If you are Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered, Queer, Questioning, Intersexed, Asexual or an Ally, post this on your profile to stop the hate. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808, lemonycrosby, Shinen no Hikari, Abel 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ps i am christian and wiccan it is in no way condtradictory. trust me look it up. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. nothing's wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (sadly this has happened to me) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.If this is true for you, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! 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If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. |