Author has written 110 stories for Charmed, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Law and Order: SVU, House, M.D., Yu-Gi-Oh, and CSI.
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Law & Order: SVU Quotes
Mariska Hargitay – “Olivia Benson”
Perp: "You like your guys in chains?"
Benson: "You like your women at knifepoint?"
Ha... you think I'm afraid of you? *smack*
The truth is everybody changes every day and some things are more devastating than others... but we never are the same. And there are two ways to deal with these changes: you either accept them or you fight them like hell all the way.
Who's the bitch now?
Perp: "Where’s _? I wanna see her!"
Benson: And I wanna see you castrated with a rusty steak knife. Neither one is gonna happen, but hey, we can both dream.
Random Guy: I swear, I had no idea what kinda club this was!
Benson: Your fly's undone.
Benson: "Proceed, proceed, what are we going to proceed to? What are we going to do?" (to Elliot after working 36 hours straight on a case)
Cragen: "All right take a few minutes of rack time."
Stabler: "Yeah, go take a nap. I'll let you know how it turns out."
Benson: "Oh, screw you-"
Stabler: "No, screw you."
Cragen: "That's enough, both of you. You go get some fresh air. Elliot, go talk to your wife."
Stabler: "I'd give you my kidney."
Benson: "Not if I gave you mine first."
Benson (as Stabler is changing his shirt): I like that shirt.
Stabler: What are you doing here?
Benson: I heard what happened between you and Blaine.
Stabler: What can I tell you? He's a prick. (pauses) Why didn't you tell me?
Benson: Elliot, we've been partners for seven years, longer than anybody else here. We needed a change. I'm sorry. I should have talked to you. It's just ... it's just too complicated.
Benson: Is there something you want to say to me? Because if you do, then let's hear it.
Stabler: Why didn't you shoot Gitano?
Benson: He was using the child as a shield.
Stabler: How could you let him get so close to you?
Benson: There were innocent civilians around. I couldn't get a shot.
Stabler: Well, you got close, and Ryan's dead.
Benson: So this is my fault?
Stabler: I can't do this anymore. I can't be looking over my shoulder making sure you're okay!
Benson: You son-of-a-bitch, you know that's not true!
Stabler: I need to know you can do your job and not wait for me to come to the rescue!
Suspect: [Det. Stabler is roughing up a suspect with one broken arm in the interview room] Why do you got to be so rough?
Det. Stabler: Because you still have one arm to break...
Det. Benson: Yeah, my partner has a real anger management problem. I thought he had it under control. Apparently, I was wrong.
Det. Stabler: [looks up to Benson who had just returned as his partner after his few weeks partnered up with Danni Beck] I've had a tough couple of weeks.
Det. Benson: [to the suspect] Seriously. He WILL break your arm.
Benson: I put in a formal request for a new ADA
Cabot: On what grounds?
Benson: Professional Ethics. You sacrificed a rape victim to save your own ass.
Stephanie March – “Alex Cabot”
Your client deserves a pine box, but I'll settle for an 8 x 10 cell where he can rot until he dies.
Attorney: "Take the deal Alex!"
Paedo: "I love my daughter. She means everything to me. I would never harm a hair on her head."
Cabot: "Shut up."
Cabot: “We can close cases. But the victims, even if they survive, they're lives are ruined. I just get so sick of it.”
Stabler: “Alex, we can't always win.”
Cabot: “But that's just it. Even when we win, we don't.”
Det. Stabler: All of a sudden you just take cases you can win?
ADA Cabot: I try the cases I am handed by this squad. You don't like the evidence I've got, find me some more! I can't do your job too!
Det. Stabler: You can't do my what!?
Capt. Cragen: Outta line Alex.
ADA Cabot: I am not out of line and I don't work for you. You work for me at my disgression. Your soul purpose in this process is to bring me a case I can prosecute, not one I have to fix!
Capt. Cragen: Fine, then you tell us counselor. How can we help you put this man away? What would you like us to do?
ADA Cabot: Nothing. You've done all you can.
Believe it or not, a woman can say anything she wants to about your performance in the bedroom and you aren't actually allowed to kill her.
Cabot: “...And for future reference, if your client intimidates the informant, in any way, I will have his bail revoked and his ass thrown in Rikers for the duration of the trial.”
'You can't threaten me, bitch.'
Cabot: “I just did.”
Cragen: "The law isn't always about justice."
Cabot: "Who let you in on our dirty little secret?"
I suffer from anxiety and insomnia. I don't go around killing people!
They've proven they have the right to die by lethal injection just like any man.
[to the defense's neurologist]
Thank you. You've offered a provocative theory. What it lacks in substance, it makes up for in pretty colors.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Fin- (To Alex) Forgot what it was like having you kicking our ass counselor.
Alex- (Half Smiles)
Cragen- Well, Alex's foot is the last thing we have to worry about..
Diane Neal—“Casey Novak”
A.D.A. Casey Novak: You didn't kill your mother Olivia.
Detective Olivia Benson: But I know what it's like to want to.
How could you NOT know about their big fat GAY wedding?!
Novak: What did I do?
Donnelly: What, aren't you going to even say HI to your boss?
Novak: Hi. What did I do?
Judge: I hope you have a good reason why I should disrupt the sanctity of the dead.
Casey: I have a convincing, but lengthy, argument that would disrupt the sanctity of your poker game.
'I had no idea this was so personal, Ms. Novak.'
'Once you get to know me, you'll find I feel this way about all my cases.'
Novak: 'After that, go pick up Taft...Acquitting her gave her the means and the opportunity to commit a class A felony.'
Cragen: 'He's protected by judicial immunity, Casey.'
Novak 'He smoked his judicial immunity the second he had an ex parte communication with the defendant.'
This offer has a half-life of 10 seconds.
Just set a world record getting these search warrants, not to mention risking my life to interrupt Judge Terhune's poker game... again!
I liked the other last two DA's better.
ADA Casey Novak: [Novak goes to a judge's home to get a signature on a search warrant. She finds him playing poker with four other judges] I've had this nightmare before, only I was naked.
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My name is Chris
I am three,
my eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
what else could have made
my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
or else I'm locked up
all day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone,
the house is dark,
my folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
so maybe I'll just get
one whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
from Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse,
my name is called,
I press myself
against the wall.
I try to hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
and yells at me more,
I finally get free
and run to the door.
He's already locked it
and I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
with my bones nearly broken,
and my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!" I scream,
but it's now much too late.
His face has been twisted
into an unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain,
again and again!
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
and heads for the door
while I lay there motionless
sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris
I am three,
tonight my daddy
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Don't listen to STEREOTYPE
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (true,true)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be not be a virgin.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking slut.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be freak.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small you know what.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling freak.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my body.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a slut myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend for a hotter girl.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(i think it's the other way around)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST have no life and friends.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER/emo, so I MUST be a CUTTER/emo too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I'm older so I must not be with the times
Don't listen to STEREOTYPE
NEW SCHOOL PRAYER:
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
She comes off strong,
Doesn’t mean she didn’t
Fall asleep crying,
And even though
She acts like everything
She’s really good at lying
Who I appear to be
But only a few
Know the real me
You can only see
What I choose to show
There’s so much more
You just don’t know
Beauty is found in the heart, not the mirror.
Missing someone isn’t about how long it’s been since you’ve seen them last or the amount of time since you last talked.
It’s about the very moment when you’re doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.