Hera Lirambar
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Joined 09-29-01, id: 115883
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I probably won't be here very much anymore. I might come back to read slash, but that'll be it.

Stuff I might put up in the future assuming I ever get around to writing it- and then only if it is complete:

Sailor Moon fanfiction: Involves 36 otaku senshi, all based on mythological things. Borrows heavily from Yellow Submarine.

Invader Zim fanfiction: Has slash and mary-sues and femmeslash and more slash and more mary... you get the idea. A lot of angst, too.

Beatles/Lord of the Rings song parodies: Just as soon as I get around to writing "Dear Gimli" and "He's So Poncy"

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Hamlet For Morons by Jamie August reviews
It's Hamlet like Shakespeare never imagined! I'm sure to be struck down by a lightningbolt. FINALLY UPDATED! The actors are here and the play's the thing! Be very afraid. . .
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004
My Favorite Fairy Tale by Lula reviews
Merry and Pippin are the best of friends, but when they are not allowed to see each other anymore, everything goes downhill. IT'S FINISHED! With notes and thanks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,151 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
My Bible by Gwen3 reviews
The Bible according to me. Updated version. More coming as soon as I read some more of the real Bible.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
The Private Rehabilitation Center of Minas Tirith by Aiwendil X reviews
Welcome to The Private Rehab Center of Minas Tirith. Aragorn killing Boromir, suicidal Faramir, Leggy/Aragorn, happy-stoned-Haldir, smoking elves, drinking dwarfs, cute hobbit's and dreadful detentions. Slash, drug use, drinking, sex, scum, Oh my...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,861 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002
Love is Wierd, But It Makes You Feel All Tingly! by AClassyLady reviews
Shounen ai- Zim/Dib. Set in the boys' senior year, Dib is attacked in an alley and saved by a certain somebody, who then collapses and Dib has to take them home... *COMPLETE*
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,337 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2003 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Complete
Confessions Of A Mary Sue by Lady Silence reviews
FotR: The Movie, through the eyes of a really bitter Mary Sue. Because being a Mary Sue isn't easy. Especially when you're surrounded by perfect ones.. R for language. Finished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,756 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
Impossible Circumstances by Tigs reviews
A Male pregnancy fic... yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. Very funny! Slash warning - Aragorn/Legolas. Flame if you wish, I'll just laugh then ignore you... Finally, another update!! Find out what the wedding dress looks like!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Great Caesar's Ghost! by Omnimental reviews
Someone asked me to write a new ending to Shakespeare's Julius Caesar after I'd only read as far as Caesar's death. This is why no one asks me to do things like that anymore ^__^ R&R please!
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2002
Fellowship Of The Fangirls by Tigs reviews
The adventures of a group of nine fangirls, who go along with the guys on their Quest. Taking Mary-Sues to the extreme! Elvish Lessons from chapter 8! They're in Fangorn Forest... Contains spoilers for The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,476 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Legolas
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Web Of Sorrow by Tigs reviews
Legolas is depressed, will he be able to overcome it? Rated R due to suicidal thoughts & actions, rape, depression, and other nasty stuff -based on a true story- dont read if you cant handle. Some slash. Final Chapter 'Safe' now up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,024 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2002 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Legolas
Legolas and Aragorn's Journey by Jack Thee Arse reviews
Everyone's fave elf and warrior go off on a journey! *and thus the unholy saga ends...*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 49 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Legolas, Aragorn
Saruman the White Woke Up Gay (And Pale) by Liz Huisman reviews
If ONLY he could find his Herbal Essences Conditioner!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2002
Gandalf the Grey Did Not Wake Up Gay by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. Heh...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2002
Legolas Greenleaf Woke Up Gay by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. Man...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/28/2001
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Captain Sparrow's Savvy Black Pearl Crew reviews
The plot of Pirates of Caribbean sung to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/16/2004
Mary-Sue! Ahahaha! reviews
A too perfect girl, a not quite perfect girl, and a totally imperfect girl go to Middle-Earth in a very Nightmare Before Christmas-y way. Sort of a Mary-Sue/Mary-Sue spoof combo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002
The Hokey-Pokey and Cap'n Crunch reviews
Sequel to If the Fellowship contained only elves. Mysterious stranger interrupts their party with *disturbing* news! Beware of moronicity, cuckooness and other words which do not exist!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002