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Author has written 9 stories for Artemis Fowl, Avatar: Last Airbender, Meet the Robinsons, Harry Potter, Dollhouse, and Doctor Who.

Updated: Oct 9 2010

Name: You'll never know

Penname: Scarfia

Icon: Howl's Moving Castle- Credit goes to napkiin on livejournal

Gender: Female

Favorite Ships:

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Lily/James, Andromeda/Ted

Firefly: Kaylee/Simon, Zoe/Wash, Mal/Inara

Office(US): Jim/Pam and Kelly/Ryan

Teen Titans: Jinx/Kid Flash

Artemis Fowl: Holly/Artemis

Meet the Robinsons: Lewis/Franny

"Artemis grabbed her shoulders, for once abandoning his shell of icy composure. 'Holly. Holly, speak to me. Your finger. Is it okay?' Holly wiggled her fingers, than curled them into a fist. 'I think so,' she said, and whacked Artemis right between the eyes. The surprised boy landed in a snowdrift for the third time that day. Holly winked at an amazed Butler. 'Now we're even,' she said." (TAI pg.154)

"Holly winked(at Artemis). 'Do I look like a flyboy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in a dangerous sort of way. Black-widow pretty." (TAI pg. 214)

"OK, so you think that time flows that way, do you? Interesting." - The Hitchhiker's Guide Mk. 2(Mostly Harmless)

"Trillian is one of the least benightedly unintelligent life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting." - Life, the Universe and Everything, c. 31

"ART CRAWL!"

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In Between by Whiggity reviews
One year of marriage has been a happy time for the younger Van Dorts, but Victoria has fallen ill and is beginning to die. Victor must return to the Land of the Dead to find a way to save his wife and unborn child. Follows 'The Wine of Ages'.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,298 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Perpendicular by nine miles to go reviews
An examination of how MJ falls for Peter over the years (Amazing Spider-Man movie universe). Companion piece to "Lying Heart" and "Reckless". COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,450 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
a collection of words by DeadlyBeauty23 reviews
amy and the doctor live their mad, mad life together. a prompt based on the alphabet.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Sweet & Sour by NeoNails reviews
Evan/Divya. "Divs!" Evan said, elbowing her gently. "You cannot tell me you are honestly turning down a free cake tasting. Jessie Marks' free cake. The woman is practically a legend in the Hamptons!"
Royal Pains - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Divya K., Evan L. - Complete
Fantastical Truths by L. Borealis reviews
Harry burst into a sudden smile and pulled her in, "I've never been happier to bump into anyone in my life." He didn't give her the chance to respond. His kiss elicited a light headed giddiness and a mind clearing that was close to being Obliviated...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,319 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Love Fool by Delylah reviews
Originally written in 2004 for the Harry Potter Ginny Weasley Ficafest on LiveJournal. Challenge 25: Harry makes a love potion, and it doesn't go off as planned. Written PreHBP, takes place during Harry's 7th year and Ginny's 6th.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Challenge Theories by Chaos Dragon reviews
My take on the 100 Drabble Challenge as issued on deviantART. Written, obviously. Romance, angst, drama, tragedy, and sneak peaks at various ideas sitting on my hard drive. Challenged by Me The Anon One.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 101 - Words: 79,359 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Seeking Ginny by Casca reviews
For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,816 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
ask me, i won't say no by She's a Star reviews
Sixteen, she reminds herself, was a long time ago. RoryJess, post-series
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Shattered by buggerfck reviews
One fateful day, Dwight Schrute learns the news of Albus Dumbledore's sexuality. Chaos ensues. Set between Money and Local Ad slight Jam, Dwangela, and Harry Potter spoilers. :]
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Just One Question by Ms. Marla reviews
Artemis asks a simple question, and recieves the most amazing answer he's ever heard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Pitying Cinderella by Sunbitten reviews
There's that girl, the one not at the ball. The one who is okay with that.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Ignorance Is Bliss by PHii reviews
Ignorance: The condition of being uneducated, unaware, or uninformed. J&A Short, fluffy fic. Drabble Oneshot
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Cold Feet Meet Accelerator by xflyingcolors reviews
No, you realize, this isn’t getting cold feet. This is what you should have done two years ago. RORYJESS. oneshot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
In a Song by Eterah reviews
A practice one shot. Artemis plays a recital and Holly can't resist a shot at the piano too...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Raining Tears by Simmetra reviews
OneShot. 5 Years after TLC, Holly returns to the surface and finds to her surprise, things have changed... Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Kiss by Beacon reviews
It was just innocent teasing, and yet somehow, Zuko couldn't help himself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Two's Sad Company by Nevar88 reviews
Everyone needs a friend. Even a manically depressed robot.Read, review and repeat where neccesary. :P One Shot.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Unspoken Confessions by qwerty-kitties reviews
ONESHOT - Why does Wanda simply take all the verbal abuse the 'New Cosmo' unleashes upon her? Maybe there's something in her past to explain it. DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Wanda, Cosmo - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by She's a Star reviews
In moments like this, Ron can't help but suspect he's gone mental.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Super Attraction by Rosa Cotton reviews
Tony is trying to concentrate on his schoolwork. But it is difficult when his friends are discussing his – er, THE interesting [only a little, mind you] super: Invisible Girl.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2006 - [Tony R., Violet P.] - Complete
Pillow Talk by Lady Pyrefly reviews
Pam talks to her pillow. Spoilers for The Secret. [JimPam, oneshot]
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Free of Love by AmandaArtiste reviews
A oneshot side story about AntiDi told from her POV and how she came to be the heartless, strict, authoritative dean of the AntiFairy Academy. Includes AntiNormAntiDes and other OCs.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Alakazam by NeverEndingNonsense reviews
ArtemisHolly: fluffy stuff. Artemis does magic, Holly has talent, he can't remember, she can't resist. Fun fun fun. R&R :COMPLETE:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Only Just the Beginning by Abvj reviews
Missing Scene for HBP. 'Are you suggesting, Hermione, that I am using my current boyfriend to make Harry Potter, my git of a brother's best friend, insanely jealous' H/G & R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Delicious Distractions by Jillian Jacobs reviews
ONESHOT!Both Ginny and Harry are a bit distracted in Transfiguration. Can a late night detention help cure them of their wandering eyes?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fluffy Firsts: Tales of H&G’s first kiss by MrIntel reviews
[COMPLETED] A collection of short, fluffy, sometimes angsty stories that chronicle various ways in which Harry and Ginny could kiss. These were written for those who have read any stories lacking in a good snog. So if you feel bereft, come here to get yo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,769 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Forget Me Do Chew by Elizabeth90 reviews
At the end of the summer before her fifth year, the twins offer Ginny one of their new products: a Forget Me Do Chew, a troublesome little sweet that she's all too tempted to use on Harry...HG oneshot with some RH! Written before HBP's publication.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe by JamieBell reviews
Something's been going around the school that's making all the boys terror-stricken at Ginny Weasley's presence. And no, it's not unrequited love. They've been threatened and Ginny has found out who has done it, and vowed that they will pay. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Live Broadcast by gpoy reviews
HG, one shot. If you're going to tell someone you love them, and there's not much hope of them feeling the same way, the least you can do, is do it in style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Of Poems and Quidditch by A Graton reviews
Story Two of the Pentagram Points Series. Harry and Ginny discover that their common interests do not only include playing Quidditch together. Before Valentine's Day, Harry must figure out a way to woo the girl of his dreams. Written pre-OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Kiss Her, You Fool! by JamieBell reviews
One-Shot What makes you want to reveal your feelings to the one you love? Bravery? Courage? Wrong! Fairies! Rainy afternoon... Silly, shy boy... HG fluff! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Stupid Reasons by MahliaLily reviews
Love me for stupid reasons. I like those most. One-Part Future Lit
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2004
Obsessed by JamieBell reviews
Ginny hates Mondays and is obsessed with certain objects... HG fluff...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Through the Owls' Eyes by JamieBell reviews
Hedwig is frustrated with all the drama and decides to take matters under her own wings...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Kissing and Karma by She's a Star reviews
Mistletoe has reared its ugly head during the sixth year Christmas holidays at Hogwarts, resulting in revolting displays of affection, and one Miss Ginny Weasley ain't gonna stand for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Same Situation by Tosca1390 reviews
It's the same situation every year, and Ginny can't bear to see him with his girlfriends anymore. Is it worth her while to go home when she feels so alone? A songfic based on Joni Mitchell's "Same Situation."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Curiosity Gets You Kissed by EneriRenie reviews
Ginny was just wondering why people's eyes are closed when they kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Too Close for Comfort by Bohemian-Vixen reviews
A kiss isn't just a kiss, especially when it's the first. (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
An Independent Ginny by Backroads reviews
Ginny decides that she's wasted too much time on a boy who doesn't know she's alive. . . and tells him so to his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Stealing Socks: A Missing Scene from by Firebolt909 reviews
A missing scene from Imogen's
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2001 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ginny's Boggart by Firebolt909 reviews
Ginny faces a boggart and discovers her worst fear. another HG story from me! Now Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 3/2/2001 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Payment reviews
AU Post-TLC Artemis has already discovered the price of his actions, but the question remains what will he have to pay with. Artemis/Holly Companion piece to Price.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,768 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Live For the Day reviews
The Doctor isn't the only one River lives to see. Spoilers for the midseason finale.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Lines Unclearly Drawn reviews
Drabbles. Destiny depends on the choices that we make. Pairings Zutara, and Taang. Zutara 100
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Katara, Zuko
Ghosts reviews
It's one thing to buy into an illusion for a day, it's another for a lifetime. Topher wonders what she had been like. T/C
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Topher B., Whisky/Claire S. - Complete
A Lesson in Tolerance reviews
JL Why did Lily really decide to give James a chance in her seventh year? An unexpected friend teaches her tolerance. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Andromeda T., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Til We Meet Again reviews
Ginny confronts the twins about Harry's whereabouts. Written Post HBP for PhoenixSong's Summer Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Frog Princess reviews
Meet the Robinsons. Even her own friends rolled their eyes when the subject of frogs came up. LewisFranny
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Small Corner reviews
Is Zuko a traitor? And if so to whom? Set after finale. Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Price reviews
Artemis stole something at the end of TLC and the consequences may be greater than he realizes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
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