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Hello! NealansGirl here! Read on...if you dare!
Full Name: Allison Pippenpapserlopsicopolis the Third.
Appearence: I am purple, 7 feet tall, and dress like a rabbit when I go out.
Pet Peeve: When people are too full of themselves
Description: I am an...eccentiric person with a love for friendship and having fun. I am usually pretty happy , but sometimes I have "those days" when I feel like crap. Reading and playing the violin are my main hobbies, though I do other things too ;) And yeah. That's me in a nutshell.
Favorite Authors: Stephanie Meyer, Tamora Pierce, Meg Cabot, Madeline L'Engle, Emily Dickenson, and L.M. Elliot. Of course, there are so many others.
Favorite Book: As of today, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll But I go through phases. It could change. (doubt it)
Favorite Bands: Imogen Heap, As Tall As Lions, Relient K, Michael Buble, Nickel Creek, Mozart (heh heh heh), and a lot of others I don't feel like typing about right now.
Favorite Genre of Music: If I HAD to narrow it down, at this moment it is soft music (if you count that as a catagory). As i said, I go through musical phases though; it could change in 2 minutes.
Favorite Pairing of All Time: Carlise Cullen and Esme Cullen from Twilight and New Moon by Stephanie Meyer (currently)
Quote of the Month: "If music be the food of love, play on."
heh heh heh
Quote of my life: "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
Now on to my red-iculous (ha ha, like the crayon!) amount of "If you havers!"
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.(no comment...wait. that is a comment isn't it?)
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.(I neeeeeeeed a keyblade!)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile(hey! I wasn't paying attention!)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(heh heh heh)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.(They're out to get me!)
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.(The evil overlord in me is struggling to get out!)
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally... sometimes... ok ok a lot) AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed) NealansGirl (seriously, stairs are slippery!)
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.(Blech. Too...patterned.)
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.(Rock on!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (all the time)
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you find yourself Threatening people with the prospect that a Character from Twilight will kill them, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile. (good times Meggers!)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever have just SLAPPED someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.(Disney is sick man. SICK!)
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (only for Edward!)
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
If you know someone who should get sucked dry by a Wraith, copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor pro!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. (I SO did not pee myself!)
If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hey, slow and steady wins the race..and gets your gym teacher verry angry!)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders wither doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you have done everyone of the copy and paste-it’s! Crazy is when you stare at the ceiling for no reason at al just to see how many people will look up too. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.
If you at least love Jasper, Emmett, Jacob, and maybe even Carlisle, copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever read an entire book at the bookstore without buying/stealing it, copy this.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FLIPPIN CAPS LOCK!!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, NealansGirl,
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you think when the song "Kiss The Girl" said "Yes, you want her, Look at her, you know you do It's possible she wants you too There's one way to ask her" if you think there are 4 ways to ask ,and you think the ways are, 1) Go and kiss her. 2) Ask her out on a Date. 3) introduce your self, 4) Drug her, Stick a ring on her finger, forge a marrage certificate, and tell her your married, then kiss her whenever you want, Copy this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard that you snorted, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If when you dissected the frog at school and thought you were murdering kermet the frog add this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Facebook/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you have ever randomly fallen out of your chair, during class, lunch, ect, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Emmett from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
Heehee...If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (Those kids are mean to that rabbit. The rabbit should get revenge!)
If you love Jacob Black copy and paste this in your profile.
Okay so, that's basically all for now. Also, SO SORRY about never updating my stories. I WILL try to remember from now on. So yeah. Message me, flames and compliments are SO welcome. And yeah. I'm going to make like a banana and split. (Ha ha, I'm so hilarious and original)
Bee Tee Dubs, yay Jesus.