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Joined 11-05-06, id: 1160263, Profile Updated: 07-25-11
Author has written 15 stories for Legacy of Kain, Big Bad Beetleborgs Metallix, and Iron Man: Armored Adventures.

There is a very good reason I've neglected to post a profile. I'm simply not interesting enough to merit one.

Wait, you're still here? Oh, all right.

I originally got into writing fanfiction in the late nineties. I was an X-Men reader at the time and was disappointed in the Dork Age of comics. Too much angst, crossovers with no point and violence for violence's sake. Not enough material in the women's costumes.

So I met a group of like-minded writers online and together we wrote our own versions of what we thought the characters should be like. After waning interest, disillusionment and personality conflicts, it all fell apart.

I rediscovered fanfiction when I started reading fic about the Legacy of Kain series and it's all downhill from there.

I enjoy PC gaming, anime, comics, 80's horror movies, science fiction and giant robots. My author name refers to the fact I make soap. Hopefully I can turn it into a business one day.

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Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,291 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann
The Thirteenth Rider by HachimansKitsune reviews
Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,941 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jareth, Sarah
The Ghost and Molly Hooper by Doctor WTF reviews
When Molly moves back to London she finds the most beautiful flat up for rent. Too bad the previous occupant isn't ready to leave it yet. -AU-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,457 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Binding Marriage by Petra Todd reviews
The notoriously strange Lord Sherlock Holmes has a creative approach to dealing with his desire for his new bride Molly. Period/Arranged marriage AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Bitter by redrachxo reviews
'No wonder this was Loki's favourite wine: after the initial burst of seductive sweetness, it left nothing but bitterness in its wake.' As Asgard mourns the loss of their dark Prince, Sif recalls just how contradictory and dangerous he could be. Sif/Loki. Rated M for sexual content. Please R&R. xo
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,274 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Sif, Loki - Complete
Vows of discretion by conchepcion reviews
Molly is engaged to Michael. Everything seems fine. Unfortunately according to the papers she's married to a Mr Sherlock Holmes. The same Sherlock who refuses to sign the divorce papers and wants her to prove why Michael is worthy the part. Nominated for Best Romance and Humor SAMFAS 2013.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,947 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Coffee to go by Fayth3 reviews
Molly finds Sherlock approaching her more often, but is it just coffee he's after?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,220 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Links of the Chain by broomclosetkink reviews
A dead man sits on Molly Hooper's vanity chair, pale skin like marble (bruises and lacerations veins in the stone), a cigarette between his fingers. 2013 SAMFA Winner, Best Romance in M Rated Category Nominated 2013 for Best Angst and Best Drama
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,676 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Great Realisations by Fayth3 reviews
It was one of life's great ironies that the day Molly decided to get over him and on with her life was the day Sherlock Holmes realised that he actually had feelings for her and it was high time he did something about them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,039 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Snow Nine by DemonFox38 reviews
The robots had been bad enough. An associate of Gray Mann's has upped the ante. An entire team has been compromised, leaving Miss Pauling alone in a foreign city, unable to call for help. If her men and the city are to be saved, she's going to have to face the problem head-on. Whom can be trusted? Is she the only one left? What's out there in the night?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,507 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Miss Pauling - Complete
Scones, Chai Tea, Laughing Whispers by The.Guiding.Star reviews
Mornings after prove to be interesting. Always. Human! Chromia, Human!BlackarachniaxHuman!Optimus paring, co-starring other Human! Transformers. One-shot. This is a fic with humanization and an AU one to beat. And several hetero pairings. Avoid if this annoys you. To CampionSayn, the author of the story 'Milk, Cold Coffee, Quiet Converse'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Blackarachnia, Optimus Prime - Complete
Home and I Know by newvagabond reviews
Ratchet/Arcee. Wait, what? I wanted to try a rare pairing, one I've never seen before. This is another sort of study, more short/simple and ponderous than my last. Because this is sort of a big what if? I do think, with both their baggage, something casual could exist behind closed doors. So I wanted to test that out. Also I've never written Arcee in this way, so it was inte
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Ratchet, Arcee - Complete
Uprooted by son-of-puji reviews
This time it's Keefe who wants to finish the job, and it forces Lisa and Jackson, two enemies blind with hatred and anger, on a hopeless, unwanted mission. Is there anything beyond hostility for them? And if so, wouldn't it be their undoing?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 159,574 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Windona reviews
It was simply astounding that nobody realized how brilliant and manipulative she was until Doom came along. Crack pairing; Trisha the Stark Industries secretary x Doom
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
Crossing the Line by A Pisces Alone reviews
A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Everything's Better With Bunnies by Khilari reviews
When frightened or stressed, Loki transforms into a bunny and sometimes he needs to be cuddled to calm down enough to turn back. Unfortunately, the events of the movie are extremely stressful. Five times he transformed into a rabbit and needed cuddling
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Loki - Complete
Life In Ruins by Miles333 reviews
AU Tony's life is turned upside down when the man he hates most discovers his identity. Obadiah executes his revenge, then hands the teen over to none other than A.I.M. Two years later, Tony resurfaces. But something's really not right...
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,058 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Pepper P., Rhodey R. - Complete
Death By Degrees by MadroxMR reviews
An unexpected visitor to school triggers a domino effect. Secrets are revealed. Tony learns a new definition of evil. And not everybody wants to be saved. Now rated 'M' for dark content. A Gene/Tony friendship fic.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,809 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Gene K., Tony S. - Complete
Cleaning Floors by The Smiling Shadow reviews
I've done terrible things He'd say sometimes. He cleaned their hospital floors and his nametag said Dan. A mentality unstable man he cleaned the floors. They never knew where he came from or why he never spoke. Daniel Cain after the movies.
Re-Animator - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
ReAnimator: A Life's Work by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Herbert West denied all that made him human in order to simply work, and work, for he was convinced he would never die. But he will return to where his work began, and see he himself is the culmination of another's hard work. He never knew his parents.
Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
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Scylla reviews
Tony has finally realized his feelings for Pepper. She announces she's now Happy girlfriend. Now a lovesick hero must fight his jealousy and an old threat. Eventual Pepperony.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,628 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Pepper P., Tony S. - Complete
Hold the Pepperoni reviews
Pepper and Happy celebrate their third date and make plans for the Homecoming Dance. But something's troubling Happy. Why is a cool girl like her dating a guy like him? She is pleased to explain.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Pepper P., Happy H. - Complete
No Point, No Meaning reviews
Pepper and Gene have come to an understanding. One that would devastate her friends if they knew about it. One shot. Smutfic. M/F
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Pepper P., Gene K.
A True Hero reviews
While on a rescue mission in the frigid Arctic Iron Man discovers a man frozen in ice. After thawing the man claims he is Captain Steve Rogers of the US Army...of 1945. Is there a place in this modern world for an old-fashioned man of honor?
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010
Aonarach reviews
Popularity doesn't guarantee happiness, even when you're the captain of the basketball team. Happy Hogan is more troubled and has greater depth than anyone could imagine and longs to reach out to two people he thinks could understand. Happy/Gene/Whitney
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Happy H., Gene K. - Complete
Unreturned reviews
Romance is but one expression of love. Another is loyalty. Tony Stark's most loyal companion worries that expressing this love could destroy the fragile bond they share.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Tony S. - Complete
Kiiroibara reviews
Gene can't stand Rhodey. Just what is at the root of his animosity?
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Roberta R., Gene K. - Complete
Iron Man: Kindergarten Adventures reviews
This is what I've been doing instead of writing anything serious. Pure Warm and Fluffy Fic.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
Puniatores, Congregate! reviews
After "Tales of Suspense" Mythical monsters are ravaging New York and two mysterious figures watch. New students come to the Academy. Coincidence? Not in this show. Meanwhile, Pepper makes new friends and contemplates life post-Gene.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Petticoats and Power Suits reviews
Satirical Jane Austen-style story. Independent, spirited Miss Patricia Potts and her cousin, Lady Whitney Stane meet the arrogant yet lonely Lord Anthony Stark and his good friend, Prince James of Rhodes. Problems occur when an Eastern suitor arrives.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
The Lotus Eaters reviews
Co-authored with FluffleNeCharka. After the events of "Tales of Suspense Part 2", Gene awakens in a hospital suite to his concerned friends and lingering doubt.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Too Much Tinsel, Rags For Brains! reviews
A magically altered Jo isn't her cheerful self at Christmas so her brother, friend and the monsters of Hillhurst decide tree hunting is just the thing. That, and they were scared into it.
Big Bad Beetleborgs Metallix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Raising Umah reviews
The vampire Vorador has been brought forth into our world by someone who should know better by now. After a disillusioning visit with his sire, he sets out to find and possess the reincarnation of his beloved child, Umah, as well as her human mother.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007
Drunken MUSEings reviews
The result of two bored authors. Smoke has sent her cohort Tia a late birthday present. What gets delivered is ambrosia, nectar of the gods. The two are sucked into Nosgoth and hilarity ensues. We hope.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007
Plush Kain: The Convention Adventure reviews
Plushie Kain is back! This time he appears at a convention to help generate support for a new Legacy of Kain game to be made. But a shadow from the past and a vengeful plushiephile are also onhand to cause trouble. Based on Razzy Plush written by Smoke.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete