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Joined 09-30-01, id: 116050, Profile Updated: 03-14-12

Not much to say. I enjoy fanfiction and often sketch out elaborate plots on an epic scale; unfortunately I am an extremely slow writer and never get beyond a couple of chapters at best. I won't bother publishing a few chapters of an unfinished story - if I don't have the complete story done I won't start publishing.

I tend to like fiction with a rational perspective, and to give all characters a fair chance.

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Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 197 - Words: 247,164 - Reviews: 5635 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
The Spiralling by D4RKR4VEN reviews
Unofficial sequel to Kick-Ass. Based on the movie with elements taken from the comics. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the material taken from the movie and comic series. Summary? Let's just say it's far from over. The wounds of old lingers on. -Complete- A sequel called 'The Descent' is in the works starting 27/8/2013.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,136 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Invictus by NostalgiaandBurgers reviews
Everybody deserves a second chance. Not everybody deserves an eighty-second chance. The Luteces decide to give one last throw of the dice with a new man. Maybe a younger Booker will make a difference, and maybe just make all the wrong choices. What's that saying again? "A man chooses, a slave obeys". Rated T for swearing.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14059 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 6,246 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4364 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rebirth of the Dragon by Esca Madeline reviews
The Saiyajin blood has dwindled to the point of nonexistence. Goku's legend had faded away with time. But when one of his descendants has her home destroyed by unexplainable events, his legend may be what saves her, and all those around her. REVISED!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 348,554 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3043 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Falsely Accused by DarthRoden aka Carl reviews
Helga is convicted of a crime she didn't commit and sentenced to a brutal Juvenile Detention Center. Can Arnold, Gerald and Phoebe prove her innocence? A story of Redemption and Love. Rated T For Mild Language and semi-Adult Content!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 143,122 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Helga, Arnold
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Only Human by KuraiTaiyu reviews
Lately, every threat to earth has been stopped by the Saiyans,the Human warriors feel left out and unnecessary, wishing for a chance to show their importnace. But a new threat just might grant their wish. DBZ crossover with...RANDOM! Read and find out.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Yamcha
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
More Equal Than You Know by The Obsidian Warlock reviews
AU. OVERHAUL IN PROGRESS: Read Ch.1 AN. On October 31st, 1981, Voldemort left behind a piece of his power and insanity. A Harry Potter with the abilities of a young Tom Riddle, and a hidden war between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 144,955 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Underneath The Mistletoe by Heart of Summer reviews
Harry is in deep trouble, caught underneath a mistletoe. With all the girls of Hogwarts breathing down his neck who will be the one to save him from a certain death or at least a trip to Hades in form of kisses? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Broken Locket by DarthRoden aka Carl reviews
Arnold begins to see the real Helga in his dreams and starts to wonder about his arch nemesis. A love story by DarthRoden. Enjoy! Read and Review!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,800 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Arnold, Helga
Red Ribbon's Revenge by Xyex reviews
A warning has come from the future, the Red Ribbon Army is about to return and conquer the galaxy. Altered History Saga 5
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,803 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Android 18, Gohan - Complete
End Game by chem prof reviews
Continuation of Soul Searching. The horcruxes have been destroyed. The trio returns for their 7th year at Hogwarts to prepare for the final confrontation with Voldemort, with some romance to complicate things. Ship starts HG, ends ? may be HG, may be HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 168,721 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Travelers by shlamboozle reviews
Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny... HHR...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 206,278 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sayian Alliance by Gadoken King reviews
What if Raditz had come to Goku nicely? What if Vegeta had enlisted the Z fighters to help him fight Frieza? What would change in the DBZ world we all know and love?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,908 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Goku
Soul Searching by chem prof reviews
Begins right after HBP and goes through summer. Besides searching for Horcruxes, focus is on the relationship between Harry and Hermione. They are the main characters, but it's not necessarily a romantic relationship. Some HG romance in the background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,036 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bonds of Time: The Love Hina Fanboy War Prequel by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
After the Cataclysm of 2004, the world was reborn, helmed by the Hinata Goddesses... COMPLETE: 7604, NEW FEATURES ADDED: Blooper Reel, 101104, ADDITIONAL FEATURES ON THE WAY.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,186 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
Visible Stranger by Enula reviews
This is a BuraYamucha ficcy! Yamucha has come back to visit the Briefs family for awhile and when Bura finds out something about Yamucha that everyone else failed to notice, can a spark light between this odd couple? COMPLETE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,271 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Bra, Yamcha - Complete
Where to Begin by Zero to Hero reviews
[Complete] 16 year old Arnold gets stuck helping with Helga's beauty pageant, but as he realizes his true feelings for her, he also realizes Helga doesn't feel the same way. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,767 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Return by The Smooster reviews
TOTALLY FINISHED Set 500 years after the end of DBZ, a descendant of both Goku and Vegeta learns how to be a hero... and might just find love along the way.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 423,000 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 12/1/2001 - Complete
Only Human: A World Without Saiyajin by The Rev reviews
*Complete*A mysterious virus has killed everyone with saiyajin blood on earth, and now the only ones left to defend the planet are it's natives. The humans and Piccolo have been training harder than ever, but when a new foe shows up, it may not be enough.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,991 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Yamcha, Tien - Complete
Down With the Sickness by Crash reviews
Complete. A mad Saiyan lands on Earth. But a mind-altering virus the girl caries makes her experience anything but the typical new-girl-story. Especially once the sickness begins to spread. Primarily featuring Tien, Piccolo and Yamcha.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,890 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Tien, Yamcha - Complete
Eternal by Sholio reviews
A variation on the 'Bulma dies' genre of B/V stories. Bulma is dead ... but how long can the afterlife contain a stubborn, blue-haired genius determined to reunite with her loved ones? GT spoilers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta