Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
Number One Knuckle-Headed Ninja
No.1-sama for short. I've also gone by Eris, Nyx, and Vaan.
Over the past... decade? - damn I feel old - I'd like to think I've grown up a good bit... yet here I am still reading fanfiction... hn.
SwanQueen (Once Upon A Time) - You share a son, you sexily antagonize each other (or maybe that's just Lana Parrilla's hotness) and you say lines like "How to get the savior to taste my forbidden fruit." And here ya go Regina, if not for anything else this is the perfect way to get revenge on Snow, really take her daughter. Need I say more?
Flaire (Final Fantasy XIII) - Lightning - serious and in charge, and Fang - wild and strong, the two hottest women in Final Fantasy XIII. Regardless of if you call it Flaire, FLight, or FangRai. What's not to love? Now if only I could manage to like the sequel games better...
Zutara (Avatar) - Ying and Yang, Fire and Water... ya know I'm starting to think I usually just have a thing for opposites...
Vauseman (Orange is the New Black) - How could I not love it? That's what you get for having a international drug smuggling ex-girlfriend.
Rizzles (Rizzoli & Isles) - Amazing partners in crime solving who just happen to be best friends that flirt with one another oh so wonderfully. Need an good example? Watch 1x06, I Kissed A Girl.
Kigo (Kim Possible) - Two rivals on opposite sides of the law. Love it for many reasons... not all of them good or in the best interest of my mental health...
NaruSaku (Naruto) - Taking up years of my life if you add all the hours I've spent on it, this is the fandom of my teenage years. I'm trying to get back to it.
JiraiyaXTsunade, AsumaxKurenai and TemariXShikamaru (Naruto) - The side-parings I like to see the most.
(Dragon Ball Z) - Ok not any paring hear, I just like stories about Bardock sometimes.
IchiRuki and HitsuKarin (Bleach) - The result of my friend introducing me to Bleach.
Huddy (House, M.D.) - All that sexual tensionis undeniable. They just belong together.
HarryXCho, HarryXHermione, and JamesXLilly (Harry Potter) - Nice on occasion.
RobStar (Teen Titans) - I haven't read it in almost a decade, but its the category I first read when my friend showed me to FF.N.
This doesn't mean they're the only parings in those categories I like, just that there the only ones I'll purposely seek out.
On a more general scale, I don't like yaoi all that much despite how much some of my friends love it. Yuri, on the other hand, I absolutely adore, especially now that I'm older. Still, I do sometimes still read my old favs.
Is it just me or are characters with the name Snow generally annoying/pains-in-my-ass. If its not Snow Villiars (FFXIII) being and annoying thought (reluctantly somewhat lovable) "Hero" idiot, its Snow White (OUAT) pissing me off with her I'm-trying-to-hard, judge, goodies-two-shoes, vomit-worthy, desire-to-do-the-"right-thing"-but-it's-"forgivable"-even-if-it-destroys-lives kindness. I don't think I even need to address my issues with President Snow (Hunger Games Trilogy) for anyone to understand.
The missing Must read Naruto Stories section:
Several years ago now, the majority of my profile was dedicated to my all time favorite Naruto - usually NaruSaku - stories accompanied by a short critique and my own rating for the story. The fact of the matter is though, that I haven't read any Naruto fics in well over 3 years. Its probably been 5 years since I actuvaly updated it, but I do think I have the old list in a file somewhere if anyone gets curious.
Obsessive as it may be, I keep a FanFiction Library on my computer that's complete with personal banners, formatting, and a complex sorting system. It started out because my family used to have dial-up and my mother would restrict my Internet time. She was the one who told me to save the pages. Since my childhood I've also now had periods of time where I've been stuck without a usable - for fanfiction - internet connection for several weeks at a time. Nothing like living at work to kill your personal life. Anyway it turned into a hobby of collecting my favourite stories. Now I have so many that I have to keep the files sorted by title naming 'A,' 'B,' 'C,' (etc.) folders and maintain a webpage format word file that lists stories by name, genre, and original story name. The hyperlinking alone is a nightmare. My Naruto and Kim Possible collection is astounding. And the others are growing. While managing it drives me insane, The Library is strangely an entertaining hobby. It's all a never-ending work-in-progress. It gives me the ability to fix some of the irritating format/grammer/stupidity mistakes in some stories that would have been better it the author had be at least slightily more compitant. The best part though is that some of those/you bastards who delete your stories haven't robbed my of my ablitiy to reread a few of my favorites. Good thing too as I can think of at least two of my all-time favs being in that lost-to-the-internet section. Doubt anyones currious but there you have it.
Comments, concerns, complaints? PM me and we'll talk.
Revenge of the Jinchuuriki - Incomplete/Discontinued- After the death of Kakashi and massacre of the Otogakure, Sasuke frames Naruto in order to remain the village's golden boy. It's only after Naruto spares him going along with the story and leaves that Sasuke realises his mistake. Now Naruto is running with a ronin band of jinchuuriki and Sakura is slowly beginning to realize her heart belongs not to her brooding teammate, but the banished hero who would always love her.
Through the Soul - Incomplete/Hiatus- "I've been having these dreams... these nightmares. They're full of things I don't understand... and with each passing day I find myself wanting more. Because the more I see, the more I understand and the more confused I become." Sakura is being haunted by dreams concerning the life of her future-self. Slowly, the rosette is beginning to realize just what it means to be a kunoichi as she learns more about herself, her family, her jutsu and of course, Naruto.
No. I am not dead. I do not intend to leave FF.N. I still want to finish my Through the Soul fanfiction. Revenge of the Jinchuuriki, however, I have decided against finishing. So much has changed in the manga since I started it I just can't bring myself to continue it. I won’t delete it though. I’ve complained about too many people deleting their amazing (in my opinion) fics to delete mine despite how un-amazing I think it is.
Unfortunately for anyone wanting any kind of update from me, it's not gonna be happening for a long while. I made some pretty big mistakes in 2011 only to be to stubborn and proud to admit I f*cked everything up by doing so for the majority of 2012. By 2013, either I was horridly miserable wasting away from anger or depression, or I was happy through the forced self-delusion imposed by my inability to face my growing issues in a way akin to the mood patters of a bipolar mind. Now in 2014, I'm struggling to pick up all the pieces left since I first orchestrated this dissolution - and I do mean dissolution - of my mind.
Love me, Hate me, your choice. I'll live either way.