Dmygo
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-08-06, id: 1162090, Profile Updated: 04-08-14
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Hi! Dmygo here, How yall doing?

Well I thought I would at least update my profile as that seems to be the only other thing I can do.

Well let's see here. I am the proud father of three daughters, married to a wonderful wife who loves anime like me so that rocks. I am 29. Been busy as of late looking for a new job as the last one didn't pan out. As well as working on a new project with a cool guy named Yoko the Fox Spirit. Other than that I am trying yet failing to to produce any ideas for my stories. As you'll soon discover I have deleted a few that are too far outdated to even bother with anymore. So that's the end of that.

I will try to write more but for now I am working on a joint project like I said and with the new manga pages coming out has been kicking my idea in the balls. But I am working on the details and some back stories. But with my ever growing family there really isn't any time to sit back and write. And when do, I get easily distracted. Oh well the price of being an artist and a family man. Anyway, good luck to all of you authors out there. I hope to read more of your stories and hopefully get some feed back on mine. Please fell free to drop ideas and the sort or rant too me about anything. I look at all criticism as a way to improve.


MANLAW

The male equivalent of the 10 Commandments

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. (To me the only woman that is exempted is My Tenshi, my girlfriend MehaandIruka.)

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
“GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
“BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”

We hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.


Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.


8 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

Reason 8 A little girl was going to school one day. When she got there, she asked her teacher if she believed that she would go to hell. The teacher said no. She asked everyone at school; they all said no. When she got home, she told her mom "Mommy, everyone is going to hell." The mom replied "Why is that, sweetie?" "Without missing a beat, the girl replied. "Because the Jewish girl at my school said if you didn't believe in her religion, you would go to hell, and all the other Catholic students replied that if you didn't believe in their religion, you'd go to hell."


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh cause I just farted!

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." Lily Tomlin

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -Homer Simpson

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch everyone freak at how you made grape juice out of lemons


DO NOT READ BELLOW UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET CURSED

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


I am extremely superstitious so I had to pst this. Sorry to anyone who reads it!

(HI GUYS I POSTED TODAY ON NOV 14th 2006!) The day of my first official post. "Sniffle" Good times... It was so much simple back then.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Last Night by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
After winning the war, Naruto and Sasuke decide to celebrate by hitting the town. After a few drinks everyone calls it quits and seeing as they now lived close by, Naruto offers to walk Hinata home that soon leads to a night of confessions, emotions, and passion. Naru-Hina one-shot Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Making Up For Lost Love by lancecomwar reviews
It has been six years since he left, six years since Sakura felt the warm touch of a man. Her friends may be willing to help make up for Lost Love, however... Naruto/Hinata/Sakura threesome in response to Naruto Gaiden Chapter 1
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/25 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 474,104 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 5,056 - Follows: 5,305 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
Embrace The Love by Lovebug097 reviews
He...the one who never had the luxury to feel cherished and loved for throughout his life, he would most certainly give it to her, he would make every night worth her time, every moment enjoyable, every breath she takes to be blissful. Forever within her welcoming embrace. A Naruhina Story. Review if you please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/23 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Boy Who Wanted Love by enigma508 reviews
After Naruto attempts suicide, he finds something he never had, something to love. With Hinata at his side and a demon to look out for him, Naruto feels whole for the first time. But danger looms on the horizon. WARNING: SEX (LEMONS), VIOLENCE AND SWEARS always review and share
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,076 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 5,078 - Follows: 4,237 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
The Demon, The Avenger and The Ice Queen by daemon darklighter reviews
They were to be the sword of a nation, and many predicted their greatness. But an ill wind followed the secret son of the Fourth Hokage. A wind from which the scions of Konoha's two great houses - Hyuga and Uchiha - were not exempt. Be warned of the tale of sorrow to come, though at world's end you may glimpse the foretelling of a glorious tomorrow... (RE-WRITTEN! RE-POSTING!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,121 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Kitsune Sennin by devilzxknight86 reviews
Asking Kakashi for training before the third round of the Chunin Exams. Naruto determined to Beat Neji after he told him Hinata's feelings towards him. Unaware to Naruto his destiny changed to be a greater Sennin then ever before. Bloodline Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 156,022 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U., OC
Do I Have A Purpose Anymore? by Kingkakashi reviews
Naruto has loved 3 women in his life; all of them broke his heart. Life in the Village has become too much for him to endure anymore. Leaving, he sets off a chain of events, including attempting to free Princess Koyuki and the Land of Spring from Madara and his Akatsuki all the while, as many people chase after him, some for love and others to kill him. Bleach x-over Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 248,413 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Yugito N. - Complete
Grim Reaper of Iwa by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Finding the truth about his parents from the Kyuubi on the Wave Mission brought about a whole new set of events for the ninja world. Naruto's path in life has changed. With new teammates and teachers, he will bring about a change to the lands. The Grim Reaper has returned and like so long ago, he is an Uzumaki. Rated M for lemons, maybe. Naru/Kuro small harem . Haku/Guren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,399 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
A Different Sort of Naruto by Daniel Goldberg reviews
In the two and a half years he spent training with Jiraiya, Naruto has grown and matured exponentially. Now, after rescuing Gaara, he returns to Konoha. Will he find love? And power? And what of his clan? NaruXSakuXIno, DEAD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Jedi Knight Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,454 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., unknown 1, Naruto U. - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 4,297 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
3x3-9: Can't leave him alone by Fox King jm reviews
One night a young Naruto was saved from death by two angels or rather Arrancars. A lemon-story, Naruto x Neliel x Harribel x Kurama x Hinata. I do not own Naruto or Bleach, so please enjoy 3x3 9: Can't leave him alone.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,985 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 133 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel, T. Harribel - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Supreme Genetics Creation of a New Bloodline by Kingkakashi reviews
To save the Shinobi Alliance & create a new bloodline for the Leaf village, Sakura is forced to marry Naruto & she loses it. Naruto overhears her and with his spirit shattered ends their friendship. Meanwhile another girl must also marry Naruto or face a lifetime of suffering if she does not. Now Naruto faces the prospect of having not one but two wives in his life. Naru/Hina/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,042 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Wrath to Come by dracohalo117 reviews
What if all the Jinchruiki attended the Chunin exams, what if Naruto's family was still alive...what if the Bijuu had a plot that involved their hosts...NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,057 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Ayame's Secret by King Abbadon reviews
In canon, Naruto and Ayame were casual friends at best, but what if they had been more? What if Ayame had been his first and closest friend? But Ayame has a secret. A secret whose impact will shake the Elemental Nations and will inspire Naruto to dream and strive for greater than he could have ever imagined before. To be greater than even... "Oi, Jiji, who's the Rikkudo Sennin?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,999 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Ayame
Flee on Sight by Jrf Steel reviews
After Naruto is attacked by yet another mob, The Third Hokage makes a decision that will turn Naruto into one of the most fearsome shinobi in the world.Naruto/God-like/Multi-pairings Sasuke bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,709 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Maelstrom Sage Uzumaki Naruto by ruto-kun-nata-chan reviews
A secret task that Jiraiya had indulged 'Naruto' in now after the invasion of Pein shows it results. Watch as the new and improved Naruto take the Elemental Nation by storms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,146 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Naruto U.
The Priestess, The Heiress,The Medic and The Demon by T. Soul - The Harem Master reviews
They say true love is a rare thing and only comes around once in a lifetime. Well for Naruto Uzumaki love comes from places he never expects. Watch as the relationship between Naruto, Shion, Hinata and Sakura blossoms into something more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Shion, Naruto U.
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 3,741 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10592 - Favs: 4,945 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birds and Bees: Original by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto wants to learn how babies are made. He asks Sakura who directs him to Tsunade who picks Shizune and makes it a mission. A Naruto pairing with good potential often overlooked. Adopting from Romez. Also I have twitter now. Look up Kyuubi16 if you want to know about my thoughts, what I'm going to update and what I'm working on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,330 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Messenger A Clones Side Story by eternalshiva reviews
A side story to perpetual159’s Clones. Naruto makes the mistake of sending a rogue messenger clone to tell Hinata he will be late from his meeting, she, on the other hand, discovers how to tell him her most intimate desires. NaruHina & Naruko Fun. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Altered Destiny by VenomLord reviews
When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 235,712 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto The Dude by lulamaemobster reviews
The Genin of Greatness, The Chunin of Charm, The Jonin of Jammin', The ANBU of Awesome, The Kage of Kool
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Icha Icha: The EroSannin by Brim Wraith reviews
Jiraiya is in a writing funk and needs new ideas when he overhears an interesting conversation. Tsunade doesn't believe Naruto when he says the fox prevents him from getting drunk so he can out drink her leading to a bet. Naruto/Tsunade oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Naruto's Popularity on the Rise by zigawits reviews
Everyone starts to realize how much they miss Naruto while he is training with Jiraiya and they show him how much when he returns. NaruXHarem with Hinata focus. Lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Laying the Smakethdown: Uzumaki Style by Vesvius reviews
A gift from the Sandaime leads to Naruto defeating his enemies in ways previously thought impossible! Wrester!Naruto. WARNING: Check Sanity at the Door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rebirth of the Arrancar Bloodline by animefan29 reviews
There are many Kekkei Genkai in the world, and one thought long extinct is about to awaken in Naruto. One that frightens even the Bijuu. Naruto/harem NaruXOCXHinaXFemHaku maybe more. Is M for mature violence.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lust and Found by Phazon Droid reviews
Due to a recent decrease of missions, Konoha has become a dull village. Eager to liven things up, Kakashi and Jiraiya distribute a powerful aphrodisiac throughout Konoha that causes the villagers to experiment with and fulfill their hidden sexual desires
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,538 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006
Mokushita Hyuuga by Moghedian reviews
A tragedy leaves Hinata dead to Konoha and taking care of a small child. Sorry for the bad summary, this is my first fic, please reveiw! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 172,094 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ramen Gone Astray by Tobmaster reviews
Naruto, age 18, has come to find the most horrendous moment of his life has come: there is no more ramen! What is worse is his ramen seems to have had a negative effect on his maturing process. Now that it's gone, what are these new feelings he has?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto's Vixen by Tobmaster reviews
Naruto is off on his training with Jiraiya and finds the Kyuubi is not quite what it seems. Will he follow the wishes of Kyuubi or will another mess it up? NaruxFemKyuu, NaruxFemKyuuxHina, NaruxHina..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Up From The Shadows by Tobmaster reviews
Naruto went to bring back Sasuke during training with Jiraiya and manages to succeed but it costs him, his life? Find out whan happened when an unknown person searches for his lost memories and maybe even love. Action in later chapters. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,421 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Broken Heart by ChickenDeNoodleyNoodleIII reviews
5 years ago, Naruto died, leaving Hinata widowed before they were even married. The day after the anniversary of his death, two strangers show up at the gates of Konoha, one of them riding on a nine tailed fox...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wanderer by Tobmaster reviews
Something goes wrong in Konoha during his 3 yr training and Naruto must travel through wastelands to get home to set things right. naruxhina Chapter 12 citrus warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,110 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Demon of the Hyuugas by Naruto with any1 but yaoi reviews
Naruto is adopted into the branch family of the Hyuuga clan. WARNING rated NC17 for gore, violence, lang, and future lemons. Pairings are TentenNarutoHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hidden by chakurakid15 reviews
This is a NaruSaku and NaruHina fanfic. Been a while since I updated, I've been busy. If you need a better explanation, check my profile. I'm gonna try to update soon, so don't worry! Sorry for the wait, now get in there and read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Love Knows No Bounds reviews
A Naru/Anko One Shot. Details inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Uzamaki's Reunited reviews
An Uzumaki is back from the dead & reunites with Naruto, Her name is Narukina! The tale takes place 3 years after Sasuke's betrayal and Narutos promise of a life time! Who will become the next Hokage! R&R PEace!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,764 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U.
Tenten Uzumaki reviews
Another what if! Tenten is facing a choice that will change her life forever. Will she she take a risk of a lifetime to be with a certain blonde? R&R, this is definitely a chapter or three so bare with. PEace!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Tenten, Naruto U. - Complete
Hanabi Uzumaki reviews
A what if story. Please check it out if you like. Hanabi has found love in someone who may not return the same fillings. Can love blossom in a one sided relationship? one shot! PEace!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Hanabi H., Naruto U. - Complete