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Author has written 11 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Inheritance Cycle, Princess Bride, Redwall, Van Helsing, Stardust, Chronicles of Narnia, Deadwood, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

The Sapphire Phoenix

Favorite Movies: Inglourious Basterds, The Fall, Sherlock Holmes, Dorian Gray, Across the Universe, Van Helsing...and a ton of others. But those are my TOP ones.

Favorite Songs: too many to list, and too varied to make sense.

Favorite Singer / Bands: The Fratellis, OK Go, Florence the Machine, Queen, The Beatles, Celtic Woman, Josh Groban, KT Tunstall

Favorite Books: The Picture of Dorian Gray, Pride and Prejudice, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Peter Pan, The Arabian Nights, Redwall, The Prydain Chronicles, Lord of the Rings, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Dracula, Tithe, Valiant, Interview With the Vampire

Favorite Authors: Will Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Brian Jacques, Lloyd Alexander, Holly Black, Cassandra Clare

Favorite Plays: The Importance of Being Earnest, Les Miserables, Our Town, A Midsummer Night's Dream, West Side Story, Rent, Jesus Christ Superstar, Twelve Angry Men

Quotes to Live By:

"Hey bud, let's party!" fast times @ ridgemont high

"I get by with a little help from my friends..." the beatles / across the universe

"Are we human because we gaze at the stars? Or do we gaze at the stars because we are human?" stardust

"Nothing happens without wishing." cinderella

"Every thing's got a moral, if only you can find it." alice in wonderland

NOTE: All stories are currently on hold. I'm in college and don't have much time to update or post new things, but I'm working on a Supernatural fanfic that will be posted at some point, and one or two other little things. I am also putting most of my creative energy into a novel and a screenplay that I'm actually going to work towards getting published.

Current Stories:

Pirates of the Caribbean: One Last Shot: the final volume in the Pirates of the Caribbean series, following the sequel, "Full Circle." This brings the adventures of Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Elizabeth Turner, and all the rest to a close with Catherine Turner and Ryan Evans finding out that before he died, Ryan Barbossa set a curse upon them. Now they must all - including Governor Swann and James Norrington - travel to England to find Ryan Barbossa's father and figure out how to lift the curse. Their journeys take them from England to the ends of the earth and beyond, with many revelations along the way. Tagline: Before the pirating world is shut down forever, there is time for one last generation to take the floor...all hell will break loose.

Buttercup's Brood: A follow-up to William Goldman's The Princess Bride, this story tells the tale of Buttercup and Westley's daughters Waverly (the older of the two) and Merina. When Waverly is kidnapped by the ruler of a neighboring kingdom, Merina must travel to find her sister and bring her back. With the help of Inigo, Fezzik, Westley, and Rance the farm boy, Merina uses the logic she possesses in place of beauty to outsmart the king and take back her sister before the prince can marry her. Tagline: By no means comes beauty over brains.

NEW STORY - untitled: Loosely based on Holly Black's Tithe and Valiant, this story - which does not yet have a title - follows Caera Connolly as she travels to her grandfather's house in Ireland for summer vacation. Caera no longer believes in magic at the age of seventeen, and so thinks that listening to her grandfather's stories of faeries and spirits that supposedly live in the woods near the house is going to make for a very boring vacation. But as she's hiking through those very woods one day she unwittingly stumbles upon Faolan Finn, a young male faerie, who - unsure of what to do in such a situation - brings her to the Daoine Sidhe, or his court. As they talk over the next few days, he tells Caera of Bram-Arland, an ancient stone circle that is believed to lie just ten or so miles from the wood. However, the directions to find it can only be obtained on the morning of Midsummer's Day, and even then are said to be extremely hard to follow. So she waits and prepares with the help of her grandfather's stories and the Daoine Sidhe's guidance to find Bram-Arland and release the incredible power it has kept bottled up for over a thousand years. Tagline: It has lain in secret, buried in legend for over a thousand years...and its one hope of returning to glory lies in one nonbelieving girl...

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Lily's Plan by MelloPie reviews
MPWW - M for later chapters - Remus has had a secret crush on Sirius for a very long time. When Lily finally catches on, she decides to do whatever she can to help Remus get what he wants. After all, she has a plan. And her plans never fail!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,707 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
This Charming Kink by XGlamorousxGlueX reviews
A series of one shots where Remus and Sirius enjoy the joys of kinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Price to Pay, For Shades of Gray by The Vampire League reviews
There are shades of gray in love and war. Now that Dracula's returned, war-and love-will pit friend against friend, foe against foe, and betrayer against betrayed. Can Dracula be stopped? Or will the betrayed have their revenge?
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2008
Vatican Clan by Spaztic Arwen reviews
Van Helsing's latest assignment to destroy a clan of gargoyles ends in massacre because of his new partner's vendetta. Now, he must redeem himself by protecting the child whose clan he helped destroy, and an old friend marked for the kill by the Order.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Van Helsing, Frankenstein
Master of the House by Celtic Aurora reviews
Songfic Kraven believes he's the master of Ordoghaz. Selene, however, has other ideas...Songfic set to "Master of the House" from Les Mis PreUnderworld .
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
In the Realms by LunaSoleil07 reviews
The New Order, led by Gemma Doyle, must contend with their newest, most powerful enemy for the Realms' magick. Expect Kartik sightings, Pippa fightings, and unexpected confusion. Set in classic Libba Bray narrative. R&R.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,956 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005
Twinlets by Xela Xe reviews
Sequel to Singlets: Will and Spike are twins who have been lusting after their new, but sadly taken, roommate. What happens when Buffy comes home drunk one night and announces her split with one Riley Finn? Adult fun with twins: Spillfy of course! Contain
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,622 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Transylvanian Sketchpad by Spaztic Arwen reviews
My entries for the WordPrompt contest. In the first one-shot, Van Helsing, Carl, and Frankenstein prepare for Anna’s funeral. The second is lighter: a friendly rivalry turns hostile on Christmas Eve.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007
Matthias by storiewriter reviews
Matthias's past, leading up to arriving at Redwall's gates. Complete.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me by Nota Lone reviews
A parody of Today 4 U, Tomorrow 4 Me from RENT. Inigo explains the situation to Westly on the top of the tower.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
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Don't Talk reviews
SPOILERS - DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT READ CLOCKWORK PRINCESS Magnus and Woolsey come to a mutual understanding after Will and Tessa come to Magnus seeking help. (follows events in Chapter 5 of CP2)
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Magnus B., Woolsey Scott - Complete
Deadwood: A Dream Worth Having reviews
1877. Deadwood, South Dakota. Sol Star is in love with Trixie, and wants nothing more than to get her out of Deadwood. Will he risk the wrath of Al Swearengen to preserve the love he holds so dear?
Deadwood - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010
Summary: The Unforeseen reviews
PLEASE COMMENT! If you like this, I need to know so that I can submit it! King Caspian's daughter Alita and Susan's son Nicholas are brought together by fate when a portal from Narnia into the real world is opened.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Caspian X, Aslan
Starchild: a companion to Stardust reviews
Starchild tells the story of Prince Astrin, son of Tristran Thorn and the star Yvaine, and his journey to help his star-cousin Elorine get back into the sky.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008
A Bit of Lace reviews
Van Helsing and Carl go dress shopping. Then Carl gets into a fight with some bunnies. Then we learn where the hat came from. And that Frankie can make soup. And Carl and Velkan get wasted.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Halfblood: A Vampire's Tale reviews
Based on the Van Helsing RPG in the forum here, this is more or less the story version of our fanfiction rpg. Some characters c Hammermaster, Spaztic Arwen, petewentz'sno2fan, TheSapphirePhoenix, Rainella, and Ariel Sparrow
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007
Sands of Saliria
there's this squirrel who used to be a slave, but she escaped, leaving her younger brother behind. now she's going back with her friends to save her brother, liberate her clan, and defeat the evil fox ruler who keeps them...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006
Buttercup's Brood reviews
okay, the title sucks but it's not the official one. this goes along with the book version, and mentions events in the excerpt from the longlost sequel, so if you want to know what goes on in that just ask.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2006
One Last Shot reviews
READ AFTER FULL CIRCLE! In this, the final chronicle in the Pirates of the Caribbean series, the entire Turner family sets sail for England to find Ryan Barbossa's father to uncover the method to breaking the curse he set on Catherine and Evans just befor
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006
The Rising reviews
Eragon's daughter Elaria is sixteen and wants nothing to do with being a Dragon Rider. However, that will make things very difficult when she finds her own dragon egg and it hatches for her...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2006
Full Circle reviews
a sequel to the Pirates of the Caribbean series, it chronicles the adventures of Catherine Turner, Will and Elizabeth's daugther, as she and her family and friends engage in a race against time through the Caribbean to beat Barbossa's nephew to the Isla d
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete