If you think that Haruno Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

Peek-a-boo! I'm gonna say this only once: I am the same person as YaoiYuri-chan on this site. That poor account has lost it's password and it's ability to have it FIGGIN' E-MAILED TO ME!! YOU ALL SUCK! NOW I HAVE TO REPOST EVERYTHING! START FROM SCRATCH! WTFH?? Ahem... heh sorry about all that. Please enjoy my (forceably reposted) stories. Man those reviews were soooo hard to get... -sad face- Now, reposting my Bio from there (subject to change):

I don't know, guess I should be telling you something about myself... let's see. I love manga and anime, drawing, screaming like an idiot in random places like the mall or on a city bus. I live in New Jersey and that's all I can think of right now. Oh, I also love talking with people and making new friends! So feel free to e-mail me any time! Hope you all enjoy me stories!

Loves!

~Poke-chan

P.S: Here are some more details about me, enjoy:

News About My Stories:
-Why Him?- Okay, I know I've been updating everything and a half. I'm sorry. But, I just can't do it. this is the last chapter I'm working on and i just can't write it for more than a few paragraphs at a time before I have to stop. I'm gonna miss it. Plus is, that when I'm done, I'll have two new Naruto-fandom stories to post. A TemaHina (noted below) and a SasuNaru+more one I'm still brainstorming.
-Seven Minutes In Heaven...- Not typing out the whole thing. This isn't going to be updated anytime soon. More like when I get bored I'll do it. I just A- suck at lemons, B- am still a little ticked that this whole thing was done and got deleted from it's original posting site, and C-have far more important stories I need to focus on, not that I don't love this one as well.
-Over a Year- Okay, got the Fourth up! Yippie! I'll give myself a month tops to get the next chapter up. It's going to be Independence Day. I know, I know, I just did the fourth of July, but there are other countries with such days too (I think) and this is for all of them. Not sure how I'm going to celebrate... I guess we will find out soon enough!
-Next- Okay, this seems to be getting a very good response, so continue it I shall! Just letting you all know right now, it might not be very long. I'm really not even sure what I'm doing with it myself. I guess we'll see how things happen, ne?
-I Say- I update as they come folks! I'm working on a chapter now, it should be up in a few days. You'll know when it happens.

Fave Manga: Battle Club

Fave Anime: Naruto

Fave Color: Lime Green

Fave Food: Ramen

Fave Hobby: Drawing Chibis

Fave TV Show: House

Sex: No thanks... lol but really, I'm a chick.

Personality: Fun and hyper. Mainly I'm happy but I have a bad temper when provoked. I am also very protective of my friends and family. I hate people who think that they are better then everyone else , because that's impossible, I'm better than you! j/k! lol! But I really do hate people like that. I have lots of friends and love making more. I'm single and looking for a girlfriend. When I write stories I really don't care if people flame me, I almost like it. But, if you flame by saying: I hate Yaoi/Yuri, You best believe I'll be messaging you.

Orientation: In case you missed it up there, I'm gay.

Random Crap About me: My Name is Ryssa, but I like to be called Poke-chan. I have red hair and hazel eyes. I'm not very pretty. My birthday is August 16, I'M A NINJA BITCHES! I can kill you if I know your full name and face (cookies to whoever guesses what manga that's from). I like stories that make me go into a fan-girl squeel fest. OOC-ness is okay if it leads to fluff or other types of cuddly-ish-ness. Oc's should not be the image of perfection. I'm a ninja.

Random Stuff That Has Nothing To Do With Anything Really:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

How wrong is this!

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
--Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong--

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours, they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: (as stolen by UKELICIOUS right here on fanfiction DOT net) (things that are true for me are not in bold)

-You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
-You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
-You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
-You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
-You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
-You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
-You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over;
-You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
-Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
-You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
-You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
-You love reading this reader’s profile;
-You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
-You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto;
-You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
-You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
-You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
-You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
-SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
-You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is;
-You once tried to start a club at school;
-Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!";
-You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End;
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End;
-You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
-You have written 5 or more stories about them;
-You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
-You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it;
-You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
-You sigh as this list ends
-You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! If you would like to submit your own, feel free to send a message to Narutolovesme, right here at fanfiction DOT net. (things I actually do are in bold... there's a lot)

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin/sensei.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Hinata.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sasuke.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· Put a picture of Temari in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you’re cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyuubi seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Frog Hermit.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
· You sneak up on anyone with bells on their pockets and try to steal them.
· You call your family your clan.
· You watch your dog pee and say "Dynamic Marking."
· Throw a blue balloon at someone and say "Rasengan."
· Name your dog Akamaru.