Spoiled Sweet
hide bio
Poll: Time for a new poll (finally): I'm in the mood to write a one-shot. Suggestions? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 09-30-01, id: 116267, Profile Updated: 11-13-16
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

What insanity is this? I'm updating?

Well cleaning this up more like. This rambling text box reminded me of how badly I needed to chill the hell out in my early twenties. Yeah look at me all of twenty-eight and already shaking my cane at the world.

So I write

What do I write? Stuff

On this account, a lot of Naruto stuff as it happens, which is hilarious because I hate the anime and the manga but I genuinely like the characters

Or you could slide over to alt account at Valid Dreams where I have a lot of much more recent on-going projects focusing on CRPGs (Dragon Age, Skyrim, and Baldur's Gate if any of you recognize that dinosaur relic of a title)

Does this mean I am going to start updating? Yes, I hope so

Also, I will eventually launch a blog to begin hosting some of my original work and with it an ebeg account. It's not quite the dream of being published, but it IS hopefully a method of getting something back for my work.

It's important to note: nothing will be held for ransom. Once something is finished, it will be posted.

Other Pages

Tumblr:


To Everyone Who Wishes to Message Me: I try to answer every message I receive, because I'm more than happy to chat with my readers. However, you must keep two things in mind:

1. If you do not allow private messaging, I cannot respond to you, not even if you leave me a review. Please, make sure that you allow PMs. This can be changed by entering your ff .net account and going to the "settings" tab on the left.

2. FF .net does not allow you to post links or email addresses in private messages, in reviews, or in even in uploaded chapters. It may appear when you are typing it, but I guarantee that when you send it, it will magically disappear. Try instead to include spacing like this: janedoe1234 at hotmail com. I'll figure it out, I promise.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Programme between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 271,900 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Love and Other Verses by NeonAnything reviews
They both learn that a war bent on destruction also created new beginnings. A series of stories in the life of Kakashi and Sakura, past, present and future. [COMPLETED main story, but always updating side plots]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,019 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Tough by ArcGreen reviews
She's being shipped out to good 'ole Land of Sand, and there's not a single thing she can do about it. Gaara x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,527 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ino Y., Gaara
Coercion by L.Pilz reviews
When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,545 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Ripples by Mokana-chan reviews
How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,154 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
100 Words of Love by SunMoonNeko reviews
Drabble. There were so many things holding them back, but Love doesn't really care about those excuses. A journey of how a young woman and a seasoned man broke the taboos for Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Cloud on the Horizon by UNCPanda reviews
Peace always comes at a price, for some its greater than others. For Sakura it was going to take effort to just keep her sanity. ShiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sakura H., Shī
11th Division: 100 Prompts by AngelUriel reviews
100 short stories. Focused mainly on 11th Division's Kenpachi, Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika. Set any time before, during and after arrancar arc, so some spoilers. Rated for language and violence. Range of genres. Some Crack. Chapter 70 now up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 112,616 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Cannonball by blackestfaery reviews
ONESHOT. Kakashi does some thinking the morning after. Implied KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Panacea by KatMaxKu reviews
In a time of war, they find within themselves and each other a few things that neither of them expected. And because Sakura needs to get over Sasuke and Shee needs to learn to lighten up. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sakura H., Shī
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bonds and Brows by Lady Emerald Star reviews
A very short, sweet, and cracktastic oneshot about the sand siblings and some alterations for Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Fascination by bon vivant reviews
Being curious about a person is a dangerous state to be caught in. / /Slightly Mature. Not to the point to necessitate an M rating, but consider this a heads-up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Something To Look Forward To by Oroburos69 reviews
Sakura's too young, Kakashi's too...different, and neither knows what to do with a real, live friend. They both want one, though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,193 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
In Which Sai Comes Crying by Silberias reviews
After a difficult mission with Naruto and Kakashi, Sai makes an appointment to see Sakura for an ailment he thought he could only superficially understand. KakaSaku if you squint, no SaiSaku ship though just friends/main characters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Understand by Rayet reviews
Kakashi simply assumes Sakura doesn't understand loss. Is he right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect by sinemoras09 reviews
The Mizukage makes a request. Mei/Ao. Collection of oneshots. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Mei T., Ao - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life Informs Life by Silberias reviews
When Kakashi was 5 years old his father defended him, and when Kakashi was 20 years old he defended his father. And then a fiery woman named Sakura bashed her way into his life and when Kakashi was 50 years old he was glad of it. Parallel views of a life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rubicon by kc-archive reviews
Shifting loyalties are not just misplaced obligation, and sympathy for the devil has nothing to do with time and its products. Old debts, grey areas, and blind traditions force a troll and a human to set aside petty battles and face a common threat.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Human, Troll
Wrappings by Silberias reviews
Wrapping or unwrapping things from around a woman's legs is generally a sensual thing, but for Kakashi and Sakura they will leave that for when she returns home alive rather than exchanging a distracting and potentially fatal "good luck" charm.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Matter of Patience: A GaixSaku Prompt Collection by emeraldteardrops reviews
Summary: Infatuation had broken her down, left her with not much love to give. But each time Sakura tried to tell him so, he just smiled patiently and held her hand a little tighter. Gai always had been good with building people back from the ground up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Gai M., Sakura H.
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept--but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Chaos Theory by Exodia-Girl reviews
Sandy's mundane existence is turned up side down by one freak lightning storm that opens a rip in the fabric of space-time, sending her into a darker time and a fateful meeting with an assassin and danger untold. Serial Project, better note inside
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,112 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Spin by soul vacation reviews
She is older now, and Sakura is noticing a new dynamic to the relationship she's always had with her former teacher. Is it just the proximity, or could something be there she never realized? KakaSaku, multipart, in progress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,762 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
About A Boy by Quillslinger reviews
On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shisui U., Ao - Complete
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
pretender by mrie reviews
Hate and love and regret and fear and dreams and hope and despair and all those things that never should have been - Itachi lives his lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Five Things Tsunade Couldn't Save And One She Did by Rphoenix reviews
There was a time when Tsunade was proud of her scars.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 171 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
14 days by Naburoo reviews
Sakura's wound will take two weeks to heal, by Kabuto's standards. Can they resist each other for almost 14 days? Rated for later chapters, sorry about the sucky lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,656 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Down the Road reviews
Itachi didn't die like he wanted. In fact, nothing had gone as he had planned. Instead, he's alive in a world after the war, after the Akatsuki, and after Madara. He's been pardoned and welcomed back to Konoha with opened arms as a hero when he had expected to die a villain. A story of what comes next in the future he never intended to have. M for language and sexuality
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Cuteness Proximity reviews
A Team Seven moment as seen through the eyes of Kurama. A silly one-shot. Swearing because it is Kurama.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Team Seven, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
For a Season reviews
As far as Sakura's concerned, she has more than a paycheck coming to her after being personally requested by the Mizukage and shipped off to Mist as part of a diplomatic deal. After all, a team of painfully green medics is one thing, but she draws a line at tetchy, old hunter-nin. Crack, character study, crack, friendship, and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ao, Sakura H.
House Calls reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blind Spots reviews
Sakura's life is a chaotic mess and she can't seem to find her footing. Neji is caught between his duties to his clan and job and a growing interest in a particular medic. It'll start with Sakura breaking his hands and end in Hinata starting a riot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Paths reviews
No one said it would be easy to be a Hatake. One-shots centering on Sakura, Kakashi, and their offspring.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Blithe Spirits reviews
"Glorified Nanny" was not the job Sakura had been looking for to make rent, but at the very least smut writer Hatake Kakashi was an interesting fellow. -Obviously AU, Modern Setting, Fluffy possibly citrus-y nonsense-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,065 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Ties reviews
Sakura reminds Sai why he is more loyal to her and Naruto than he ever was to ROOT. Friendship fic. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Affirmation reviews
A lesson on cuddling leads to admissions leads to affirmations. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
And Love reviews
As ninja they have to fight for a lot of things: their village, their lives... and love. A prompt collection revolving around Kakashi, Sakura, and whichever other characters I choose. Silly, fluffy, not serious. T for future chapters. WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
My Place or Yours reviews
Sakura and Kakashi play a twisted game that starts with the question, "What do you think about living together?" Short, one shot, PWP, Fluff for the sake of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete