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Joined 09-30-01, id: 116267, Profile Updated: 11-03-12
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

I'm an advocate for individual thought, creativity, and truly being your own person. The following profile might be a ranty mess of incoherent thoughts, but it will NOT contain any pre-written copy and pasted crap about what fake friends and real friends are, any bull shit that assumes everyone makes assumptions, or lame-ass poems about how girls are like apples.

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I'm twenty-two, female, single, and, by no small measure, a crack-pairing whore.

What? You want to know more?

Well, fine.

I woke up one day and decided that I was going to be a writer when I was eight. Some kids change their mind in a few hours... I haven't changed my mind yet.

I've been working to slowly improve my craft. At the moment I'm working on a novel that I hope to some day publish and in the meantime I write fanfiction. Some people see it as a waste of time, but I figure any time that you spend writing is practice; it's time spent honing your art. Artists doodle in the margins of their notebooks and I write fanfiction.

I'm random and I tend to ramble on and on. I have a lot to say, but it rarely means anything. Anyone who's read any of my fics will see that I tend to abuse the Author Notes. I'm a tiny part Scottish and, if my grandfather's temperament was anything to go by, part Pitbull. I'm stubborn, aggressive, and at times really rather dim. I'm obsessive, bipolar, and paranoid. On any given day I can be shy and then face-palmingly obnoxious. I'm fussy about my clothes, hair, and make-up but I don't think of myself as being girlly. I just figure that if I have a vagina, I might as well make the best of it by twirling around in pretty skirts. I love baseball and theater, classic literature and cartoons like Dave the Barbarian, I'm a child of the 90's with a deep love of 70's rock, Frank Sinatra, and Ella Fitzgerald. I'm just as likely to be amused by a paddle-ball as a video game. I don't watch a lot of television, but that's okay because I'm getting my daily allowance of eye-strain via my laptop, which I would chain to my person if I found a way to do so.

And I'm religious (non-denominational, born-again Christian--yeah, it is quite the mouthful). If that ties your panties in knots... that's not my problem? I'm not ashamed of what I think and believe and honestly feel is true deep in my core. I understand if you don't agree and while I may not approve of your lifestyle or choices or whatever, I still love you, because we're both flesh and blood and human and I'm a big ol' hot mess myself.

On that note: "Oh, but Spoiled Sweet, you're writing an M-Rated story, promising us smut, and have favorite'd stories featuring eau de lemon."

Cue Rant (words that have made my Author's Notes infamous): Yep. I like romance. Mind you, I don't like pointless, "let's mindlessly screw" crap. I like well-written stuff and if it happens to feature a lemon then odds are I'll read around it or indulge if it isn't too graphic. I believe that sex is the ultimate form of expressing love. It isn't meant to be treated as carelessly as it is because you're sharing not just your body with that person but a part of your heart and soul as well and I think that the 'sinful' part of it comes into play when people fail respect that. The way I see it, it's meant to seal the deal on a commitment, not just to relieve tension or adhere to a ridiculous social notion that being a virgin (or celibate) somehow makes you less cool or out-of-touch or a loser or what-have-you. Now, I will be married before I engage in the horizontal nasty, but I understand that characters are their own people with their own beliefs and they might not think the same way I do and I allow them that. However, you better believe I'm building up a relationship and establishing that commitment before any sexin' happens.

That said, House Calls is M-rated for several reasons. In the future I plan to have some lightly smutty scenes, enough to please you hedonists but you would be wise not to expect anything kinky or super graphic, but for the moment the rating stands for a few F-bombs and a general belief that when my niece or nephew is born I wouldn't want them to read this. Disagree? Too bad.

Don't be afraid to leave long-winded reviews because I'm certainly not afraid to write long-winded notes and if you're shy about reviewing, don't worry. I don't bite. My muzzle generally prevents that. I ask that those of you with criticism/flames to offer please SIGN your reviews so that I can send my pack of assassins after you. (I jest. I don't want to acknowledge you; I just don't like cowards.)

Subject change! I get some questions about things I enjoy because I tend to complain about a lot of things. So:

I love Jane Austen. On the other end of the spectrum I love reading really, REALLY awful romance novels because they always make me think, "I am SO much better than this."

I love The Spoony Experiment and, while we're on it, I love That Guy With the Glasses. Interesting that they're both sites for critics, but they're awesomely hilarious. Potential Spoony viewers beware: half his schtick is purposefully pissing off fanboys/girls.

I absolutely love TV Tropes. WARNING WARNING: TV TROPES IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE, LIKE POTATO CHIPS YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP AT JUST ONE... well, one article. Not one chip, obviously. You'll go there thinking, "Hm, maybe just one or two" and by time you reemerge you will have been declared a missing person. More mild side effects include: eye strain, referencing tropes in real life, speaking in troperese, becoming highly aware of tropes used in television shows and movies and therefore being unable to enjoy anything, an increased sense of nerdiness, headache, nausea, trouble urinating, and itchy palms.

I love web comics. Particularly: Supernormal Step, Gunnerkrigg Court, Fan Dan Go, Hanna Is Not a Boy's Name, Elise Otterlei's Beauty and the Beast, The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon, No Need For Bushido (from which my profile pic is taken), Terra (at terra-comic.com), Fey Winds, and Strays (at straysonline.com).


About Writing: My Own and in General

My biggest peeves when it comes to writing: Weak story lines, weak female characters, poor character development, gratuitously long sex scenes, pathetic villians, unsympathetic or unheroic heroes... okay, so a lot stuff. All of these thing seem just so damn obvious to me and yet they're so blatant in so many stories (and I'm not just talking the stuff you see here, because you expect some level of amateur-ness). A lot of these problems are problems I have with popular works like Bleach and Naruto, but there are aspects from both series that I like a lot and I'm willing to warp the fabric of reality in order to get my way when writing about them (mostly Naruto, I have no intention of writing anything Bleach related, so don't get excited). These are also a lot of problems I have with other popular series like Twilight, but... well, there is no but. I just freakin' hate Twilight. (What followed this was edited out by much more level-heads for purposes of brevity and for the innocence of anyone reading this.)

Ahem... so, yeah the above are things I intend to eradicate completely from anything I post here.

House Calls: Is what is born when I stay up too late, watch too many episodes of Shippuden, and silence my Better Judgement by throwing a pillowcase over its head, hogtying it in the corner, and beating it with a--anyhoo it's a Kaka/Saku. I am usually one of those people who is willing to ship Sakura with just about anyone save it's written well (seriously, I have some deep love for a few fics that pair her with the likes of Kisame and Kabuto--wrap your heads around THAT), mostly because I like her. However, Kakashi/Sakura holds a special place in the lighter parts of my heart where crack fiction never shows its face. I like to think of them as a pairing of one jaded man and a girl who does her best not to follow that road. I like the implication that love, real, honest love, isn't afraid of age or a lifestyle like theirs and that two people really actually can have a relationship without it being entirely based around sex...

That being said there will be smut. Don't get me wrong. Bodily fluids will not be spilling from the orifices of every chapter (... ewww), but there will, in all likelihood, at least be a sprinkling of it. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy snarky narration, (hopefully) well-written characters, and a storyline that won't make you heave at its cliche-ness.

I'll admit this right off the bat, however: this story is not for you if you want serious drama or a heavy storyline. This is my first real endeavor into the Naruto-verse and it's best described as having kool-aid drunk lack of plot. I'm the first to admit that. It's not going to change either. Yes, occasionally plot will seep into some chapters, but that's just to break things up. The major plot here is exploring how to draw Sakura and Kakashi together in a way that doesn't rely on the old gem: "force them into a situation where they may have to get naked together and see what happens". Besides, I'll save plot for my serious stories.

Oh and I ignore canon. There are a very small number of things I like about Naruto canon so the things I like I'll use and the things I hate won't be mentioned.

Blithe Spirits: This... I don't even know where to begin with describing this. Naruto-verse set in modern day surrounding Kakashi, a porn writer/artist, and Sakura, the girl who gets hired as his housekeeper/babysitter. This story barely takes itself seriously so there's no reason you should. It focuses mainly on the Kaka/Saku relationship, but Jiraiya, Gai, and Living!Obito make appearances. It's pure, mouth-breathingly dumb fun, meant for humor and romance and nothing else. There is no great drama. It's goal is to be a 'feel good' fic.


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Blogs: http://spoiledsweetrants.blogspot.com/

DeviantArt: http://ladyofsnark.deviantart.com/

Deviant Art Community for House Calls, because nmmi-nut is a crazy lady and I love her for it very, very much: The House Calls DeviantArt Community


Fanart! (There might have been spittle and happy shrieking involved when I realized that I could add this section. Maybe.)

No Peeking and One Step Forward by kimeko-28 (also found here!)- These, you cannot deny it, are both amazing and super sexy! Two of my favorite scenes.

House Calls Ch. 26 and He's behind me, isn't he? by umhermione(a.k.a. Drielme)- Kakashi and Sakura getting all cuddly and close and awesome (despite having someone hog-tied in the bathroom--ah, ninja romance) and scene from Chapter 3 with a lot of really hilarious details.

House Calls Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 by kamikazesusan- Team Seven being adorable and looking awesome in their festival clothes, Ino looking kick-ass in a bastardized Kimono, shirtless Kakashi, and team push-ups! Also, Hinata, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, and a close encounter of the KakaSaku-Chapter19-kind!

When Things Change by Kikufire (also found here!) - Kakashi and Sakura looking super spiff in their clothes from the casino arc! You can find the pictures that inspired the outfits in my blog.

Sai's New Ink by BossLadyRiver - Sai's tattoos as of Chapter 20 in House Calls and they awesome!

House Calls by Ithilium - Just... wow. I suppose I love this piece because I'm a sucker for the concept and the colors used but really... wow. Also, Sakumo and Ran from the recent Get Well Soon contest held over at the DA Group! Aren't they cute?!

House Calls Chapter 19 by hellobaby - Say it with me: Awwwwww!

House Calls by jellybananaza - XD How sweet is this? I love all of the attention this scene gets--it's definitely one of my favorites.


To Everyone Who Wishes to Message Me: I try to answer every message I receive, because I'm more than happy to chat with my readers. However, you must keep two things in mind:

1. If you do not allow private messaging, I cannot respond to you, not even if you leave me a review. Please, make sure that you allow PMs. This can be changed by entering your ff .net account and going to the "settings" tab on the left.

2. FF .net does not allow you to post links or email addresses in private messages, in reviews, or in even in uploaded chapters. It may appear when you are typing it, but I guarantee that when you send it, it will magically disappear. Try instead to include spacing like this: janedoe1234 at hotmail com. I'll figure it out, I promise.

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Coercion by L.Pilz reviews
When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,545 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Tough by ArcGreen reviews
She's being shipped out to good 'ole Land of Sand, and there's not a single thing she can do about it. Gaara x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,268 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ino Y., Gaara
Love and Other Verses by NeonAnything reviews
A collection of KakaSaku stories, set in different stages of their life together. And yes the drabble title is from an Iron and Wine Song, and yes I can't help it because perfect. Ratings will most definitely vary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,590 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Ripples by Mokana-chan reviews
How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,154 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
100 Words of Love by SunMoonNeko reviews
Drabble. There were so many things holding them back, but Love doesn't really care about those excuses. A journey of how a young woman and a seasoned man broke the taboos for Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Cloud on the Horizon by UNCPanda reviews
Peace always comes at a price, for some its greater than others. For Sakura it was going to take effort to just keep her sanity. ShiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sakura H., Shī
11th Division: 100 Prompts by AngelUriel reviews
100 short stories. Focused mainly on 11th Division's Kenpachi, Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika. Set any time before, during and after arrancar arc, so some spoilers. Rated for language and violence. Range of genres. Some Crack. Chapter 70 now up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 112,616 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Cannonball by blackestfaery reviews
ONESHOT. Kakashi does some thinking the morning after. Implied KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Panacea by KatMaxKu reviews
In a time of war, they find within themselves and each other a few things that neither of them expected. And because Sakura needs to get over Sasuke and Shee needs to learn to lighten up. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sakura H., Shī
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Bonds and Brows by Lady Emerald Star reviews
A very short, sweet, and cracktastic oneshot about the sand siblings and some alterations for Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Fascination by bon vivant reviews
Being curious about a person is a dangerous state to be caught in. / /Slightly Mature. Not to the point to necessitate an M rating, but consider this a heads-up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Something To Look Forward To by Oroburos69 reviews
Sakura's too young, Kakashi's too...different, and neither knows what to do with a real, live friend. They both want one, though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,193 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
In Which Sai Comes Crying by Silberias reviews
After a difficult mission with Naruto and Kakashi, Sai makes an appointment to see Sakura for an ailment he thought he could only superficially understand. KakaSaku if you squint, no SaiSaku ship though just friends/main characters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Understand by Rayet reviews
Kakashi simply assumes Sakura doesn't understand loss. Is he right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect by sinemoras09 reviews
The Mizukage makes a request. Mei/Ao. Collection of oneshots. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Mei T., Ao - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life Informs Life by Silberias reviews
When Kakashi was 5 years old his father defended him, and when Kakashi was 20 years old he defended his father. And then a fiery woman named Sakura bashed her way into his life and when Kakashi was 50 years old he was glad of it. Parallel views of a life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rubicon by korinara reviews
Shifting loyalties are not just misplaced obligation, and sympathy for the devil has nothing to do with time and its products. Old debts, grey areas, and blind traditions force a troll and a human to set aside petty battles and face a common threat.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Troll, Human
Wrappings by Silberias reviews
Wrapping or unwrapping things from around a woman's legs is generally a sensual thing, but for Kakashi and Sakura they will leave that for when she returns home alive rather than exchanging a distracting and potentially fatal "good luck" charm.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Matter of Patience: A GaixSaku Prompt Collection by emeraldteardrops reviews
Summary: Infatuation had broken her down, left her with not much love to give. But each time Sakura tried to tell him so, he just smiled patiently and held her hand a little tighter. Gai always had been good with building people back from the ground up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Gai M., Sakura H.
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept--but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Chaos Theory by Exodia-Girl reviews
Sandy's mundane existence is turned up side down by one freak lightning storm that opens a rip in the fabric of space-time, sending her into a darker time and a fateful meeting with an assassin and danger untold. Serial Project, better note inside
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,112 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Spin by soul vacation reviews
She is older now, and Sakura is noticing a new dynamic to the relationship she's always had with her former teacher. Is it just the proximity, or could something be there she never realized? KakaSaku, multipart, in progress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,762 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
About A Boy by Quillslinger reviews
On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shisui U., Ao - Complete
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
pretender by mrie reviews
Hate and love and regret and fear and dreams and hope and despair and all those things that never should have been - Itachi lives his lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Five Things Tsunade Couldn't Save And One She Did by Rphoenix reviews
There was a time when Tsunade was proud of her scars.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
14 days by Naburoo reviews
Sakura's wound will take two weeks to heal, by Kabuto's standards. Can they resist each other for almost 14 days? Rated for later chapters, sorry about the sucky lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,656 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
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Cuteness Proximity reviews
A Team Seven moment as seen through the eyes of Kurama. A silly one-shot. Swearing because it is Kurama.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Team Seven, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
For a Season reviews
As far as Sakura's concerned, she has more than a paycheck coming to her after being personally requested by the Mizukage and shipped off to Mist as part of a diplomatic deal. After all, a team of painfully green medics is one thing, but she draws a line at tetchy, old hunter-nin. Crack, character study, crack, friendship, and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ao, Sakura H.
Down the Road reviews
Itachi didn't die like he wanted. In fact, nothing had gone as he had planned. Instead, he's alive in a world after the war, after the Akatsuki, and after Madara. He's been pardoned and welcomed back to Konoha with opened arms as a hero when he had expected to die a villain. A story of what comes next in the future he never intended to have. M for language and sexuality
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
House Calls reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blind Spots reviews
Sakura's life is a chaotic mess and she can't seem to find her footing. Neji is caught between his duties to his clan and job and a growing interest in a particular medic. It'll start with Sakura breaking his hands and end in Hinata starting a riot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Paths reviews
No one said it would be easy to be a Hatake. One-shots centering on Sakura, Kakashi, and their offspring.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Blithe Spirits reviews
"Glorified Nanny" was not the job Sakura had been looking for to make rent, but at the very least smut writer Hatake Kakashi was an interesting fellow. -Obviously AU, Modern Setting, Fluffy possibly citrus-y nonsense-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,065 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Ties reviews
Sakura reminds Sai why he is more loyal to her and Naruto than he ever was to ROOT. Friendship fic. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Affirmation reviews
A lesson on cuddling leads to admissions leads to affirmations. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
And Love reviews
As ninja they have to fight for a lot of things: their village, their lives... and love. A prompt collection revolving around Kakashi, Sakura, and whichever other characters I choose. Silly, fluffy, not serious. T for future chapters. WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
My Place or Yours reviews
Sakura and Kakashi play a twisted game that starts with the question, "What do you think about living together?" Short, one shot, PWP, Fluff for the sake of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete